jimmymo
Beer and Betting Belong Together
Anyone want $250 to write a 15 page German paper
not to sound like a prick, but I think I charged a client 250 to take a shit on thursday.....was thinking about their contract while doing so.....
Anyone want $250 to write a 15 page German paper
not to sound like a prick, but I think I charged a client 250 to take a shit on thursday.....was thinking about their contract while doing so.....
Yea being soft can be a problemYou fuckers
Closest I came to a marriage proposal was my last ex, she was 10 yrs younger...and her mom was trying hard. And I'm kinda soft
jimmy doesn't send me flowers anymore
not to sound like a prick, but I think I charged a client 250 to take a shit on thursday.....was thinking about their contract while doing so.....
You fuckers
Closest I came to a marriage proposal was my last ex, she was 10 yrs younger...and her mom was trying hard. And I'm kinda soft
You should've done the daughter and the Mom.
I lived with her for 3 years ffs....it was Christmas at the cabin that was uncomfortableYou should've done the daughter and the Mom.
Sounds like a good topic for your paperwtf kind of client. why would you charge someone for going to the bathroom? That's like the train stations in Germany
Sounds like a good topic for your paper
Sounds like a good topic for your paper
I have a friend who did that in hs. The girls mom was a teacher. She got fired. He became a legend.
Mix in MN Airport bathrooms for a comparisonI'm writing about whether a scene in the Nibelungenlied constitutes rape or not.
I do miss great text makeups, slow lately but let's step it up!KJ making up for it with drunk texts
Yeah I try and tell my wife when I was in school dudes would want to fuck teachers. She is a chic and doesn't get it.
my wife She is a chic .
A smokin hot chicWhat else would your wife be?
A smokin hot chic
I just talk to chics like they are dudes. It works for some and not for others. Most don't think lol me guys do.
Jimmy is a motorbotin sonofabitch don't toss that aside
Need it to get towards end of half to make a guessWhat's going on in nfl game any good idea on 2nd H play there?
UnderWhat's going on in nfl game any good idea on 2nd H play there?
I just talk to chics like they are dudes. It works for some and not for others. Most don't think lol me guys do.
If a girl likes sports (what you talk with us guys about), isn't she probably weird or lesbian or both?
Does she talk wagering too?My wife like sports more than me. It is helpful to say the least. She watches golf in tv!
Have to know your audience but the ones I want to be around, I talk to like I would with most dudes, other than my Rico Suave moves.
We will have a toast in the mans honor. What a great dude.fyi....bought the wife a few diamonds for x-mas....which just cemented my VEGAS trip for first two days of march madness........this is a smails memorial tour.....Kyle, if you think for a second that I am not tracking you down, you are SADLY mistaken
my gf was a division 1 athlete, she isnt a sports nut but enjoys athletics. can watch sports with me no problem.