I am formally renouncing my support for the Manchester United Football club, pending the release of one Maroune Fellaini
The last three league games, United has basically gifted away 6 points. Why they continue to even roster Fellaini is a mystery beyond me. I am sure he is a nice enough feller, probably practices hard, and he's tall. But, he is a walking fucking foul. Last two games he's managed to get 2 yellow cards in basically 10 minutes of play. He is a fucking disaster and does not deserve to ever even make the bench on a team as big as Manchester United. After this post, so long as he is on the club, on the bench, in the same fucking city as my ex-beloved team, I will no longer post about this club, support this club, wear any of their gear on any social forum or in real life. It had to be done.