there's a lot more skepticism than sarcasm up there but here's what i think. now, i do have an open mind and am willing to be persuaded otherwise by a different explanation that makes sense. i'm not expecting much sense, but just something that approaches the realm of normal behavior. plus, i haven't read much about it so my understandiing of the facts may be limited. that being said, here's what i think.
first, having gone to college and knowing the mindset of a heterosexual person in his early twenties and so on, teo's story is the dumbest story i've ever heard, bar none. noah's arc makes more sense.
also, knowing how religion can fuck people's brains up when it represses their natural instincts, i think that teo is a homosexual. unfortunately for him, he was brought up mormon and then went to a catholic university where he is taught from his earliest formative years that being Yag is a sin. as with people like larry craig (see post 749) and rick santorum and other religious closeted homosexuals, this creates a tremendous cognitive dissonance situation. the fact that he is a star football player only exacerbated the problem. in order to deal with it, teo had to pretend to be straight. so, he made up this girlfriend. and the rest is history.
