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tuckfexas

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I don't remember if I started a thread already for this when I was wasted at 5 am. Who knows? I didn't see it in here. Man my threads are just retarded. I just talk to myself all night on here. I was talking about fighting somebody at Memorial stadium 2 posters, what in the hell? Then having to run from that skinny country cop, that me and my bro call Pistol Pete. He just looks like this country hick, he must be from a small town that cop, yep, Pistol Pete, oh you don't wanna fuck with him, no way ha. Man if anything did go down, that guy wouldn't be able to do anything. Really though at Memorial Stadium at a Husker game I have never seen any fights break out, well all of our fans treat the other teams fans well. Every other place I've gone to though I have, oh yeah, people get nuts over a damn football game ha, I have no idea why you wanna fight over football, but they do. Especially Columbia, every time we went to see the Huskers at Missouri there was a big melee, and we never started it. I remember before the game I was always thinking lets get ready to rumble!!!!!! We needed Michael Buffer to yell that before we went into the stadium. Those guys are damn psychos at Missouri. I guess they had a lot of pain at that time back in the day from getting thumped by the Huskers over and over. Shit then Bears at Vikings I saw a huge fight break out I wasn't involved, or anybody I was with. Oh man it was quite funny. This Bears fan punched a damn chick, a Minnesota fan, and she went bouncing down the aisle at the Metrodome. Ah the memories, won't ever forget that, this fat Viking chick just bouncing down the aisle, well a Viking fan do I even need to mention she was fat, that is a given. It was crazy cuz her fatness just made her kind of bounce pretty high, she is lucky she didn't go over the edge over the railing, she sort of ended up running into the seats on one side and stopped. Anyway better get to the pick.

Umass +7 at Akron, got a -110 last night I posted it somewhere not sure where risked 350 to win 318

Fucking crap, looks like I should have waited cuz now it is +7.5. Oh well, guess if it ends on 7 no big deal get my money back. I risked the whole account what I had left. Sheer genius ha. Doesn't matter anyway, daddy will give me more money. Dad can I have 500 bucks to put in the gambling account, come on, come on. Then he will say okay you big loser. The other day it was I am ashamed to call you my son ha, that hurt it a bit.

Time to walk to the store for more vodka, and see that chick I like that won't go out with me. Well she isn't ya know super hot or anything I thought I had a chance maybe, nope, denied.:nonofinger: I get the Dikembe Mutombo every time. Well she obviously knows by now I'm a raging alcoholic so I don't know why I would think she would want anything to do with me. Oh yeah this guy that buys a bottle of vodka everyday I want that, oh yeah, what a catch.
 
Ha thanks there braves. It is just random craziness pretty much. I entertain myself at least. Got plans tonight now, my bro called and said they are going to the Central Arkansas at Nebraska in hoops, so I said I would go. The whole fam is going. My nephew will get to see his first Husker game. I don't remember my 1st one of course, I was probably about 3 I suppose. I remember though when I was real little the Huskers were just terrible, they sucked back in the 80's. Shit they would lose to a team like this ha. I would be going to the game thinking oh boy this is gonna be a real retard fight tonight at the Bob, Central Arkansas and my crappy Huskers, an epic throw down back in the 80's, oh yeah. I did like sitting down on the floor though we would get there 2 hours before the game to secure the front row under the hoop, when the students were on break. There would be one conference game, one Big 8 game, which was really fucking cool sitting front row watching ya Know one year is was Oklahoma with Billy Tubbs at coach, man they were fast, I was watching like whoa, we just got destroyed. And Stacey King was in there down low beatin our ass, and then he was even talking shit to the fans by me it was great. I remember before the games the players would order Benji around the team manager, they would be shooting around ya know, and like Benji get me a damn gatorade and hurry the fuck up ha. Good ol Benji just got ordered around like a big bitch, me and my bro would just be laughing. Like haha, Benji you big bitch.
 
I need to get some Husker basketball gear I don't have any. Maybe I can get a Petteway jersey tonight. Guess I'm wearing Tommie Frazier to the game ha. That's nice. I remember my bro would always give me shit back in the day when we would go to a game somewhere and I would just have a teams jersey on that wasn't even playing. Like go to a Vikings at Chiefs game, and I'm wearing a Ray Lewis jersey ha, a team that isn't even playing.
 
I think ya know punching a chick is really bad, but when that fat Vikings chick was bouncing down the aisle it was just hilarious. It was just really funny her big fat ass bouncing down the aisle in the Metrodome. Man there was a huge rumble then. I don't even know how many cops and security were up there a whole bunch. Guess that is what ya get when ya sit in almost the top row at an NFL game a bunch of retards fighting over football ha.
 
Good old jobless Tuck, mooching off mommy and daddy at age 38 woooooo ha, really pathetic. Well if somebody would hire me for something decent okay, but no. I know what my job should be, is the Cubs announcer, I would be the new Harry Caray. Cuz he would ya know drink beers in the booth all game, and it was great, I thought anyway. By the end of the game he wouldn't even always know what was goin on. He would be like it's outta here a home run, holy cow! Then Steve Stone would say oh no no Harry it's off the wall ha. Then Harry, oh yeah, looks like an easy double there for Ryno. See I could be in the booth with a glass of vodka, everybody likes a good shitfaced announcer. After the game Harry would always say win or lose I'm a Cubs fan and a Bud man ha, that would never fly today. I am up there after the game, well win or lose I'm a Cubs fan and a Grey Goose man. I could be on the commercial like Harry was back in the day with Budweiser during the game dancing around with a bunch of chicks, oh yeah sure Grey Goose would want a classy fella like me endorsing their product.
 
Oh here we go, my bro's wife is picking me up for the game, and then my bro is picking up the kids and we're gonna meet em. My opportunity ha, I got her alone yes. That would be great bang my bro's wife, my crazy ass would do it if she wanted to. No way that will happen. Well I mean most dudes on here would be like ummm, I don't want it she's fat, and she is, but she is cute at least in the face I think anyway, and half black which for me is perfect. Big ol titties too, don't mind that. Fuck at this point the chick could have one leg, and I would be like oh well, I can overlook that ha.
 
Well pre game Rage Against The Machine will have to start early tonight since my bro's wife is pickin me up at 530, 1 hour now. Good thing is my boys are working the bar, at this one place down by Pinnacle Bank Arena, so free drinks boom, ha yes. I would bar tend again, but my hands shake so bad from the boozing I would just be spilling shit everywhere, I would get fired, yep.

Yep gotta put on 2010 concert in London Rage, get the fuck up!!!!
 
Hey tuck, you got me laughing my ass off about the Vikes chick :cheers3:...
But seriously Bro, don't even think about banging your brothers old lady. Besides all the wrongness of it, it's just not worth it man. The few minutes of pleasure is nothing compared to the years of guilt and bad blood. There's plenty of 'tang out there.Think with your big head...
 
Ha inzane, yeah that was about the funniest shit I have ever seen. Her big fat ass just bouncing down the aisle, it made it worse cuz like her fat made her bounce higher I think, don't know the physics behind that. I suppose more weight would make you bounce more.

Looks like begging dad for money again. Terrible pick on Umass.

Had a good time at the Husker hoops game though. My nephew's first game he is just 3, he is a fucking stud, I wish I was him. Man he is gonna bang every white chick in this city. Damn I mean if there is a cuter kid I don't know. He was just getting down at the game every timeout dancing in the aisle ha, they should have put him on the big screen. That is what these guys behind us said, like put him on the big screen, he is getting down.
 
That Bears at Vikings I mean when that dude punched that chick, oh all hell broke loose. I have never seen a bigger fight at a game before. There had to be about 20 or 25 people in it. Then all these cops came up, they were cuffing all of em and taking em away. I mean we had some rumbles in Columbia, but nothing like that, I was just thinking whoa. Well they were arguing and yelling for a while then that dude just laid out that chick. Funny thing is he had a Nebraska shirt on, and a Bears hat. I am not kidding either, Nebraska shirt. He didn't really catch her square, which is good, she could have been really hurt then.
 
Well not all that great braves. They didn't seem to be ya know giving any effort at all. They ended up winning big by about 25 or so, but it was not a great performance. But I mean you can't really expect all out effort when it is Central damn Arkansas, and the crowd is dead, no juice. I wonder what the deal is with Pitchford though, he doesn't look right to me so far. Guess we'll see here in the coming weeks what he does.
 
I wonder what the deal is with Pitchford? Last year ya know he was kind of the 3rd guy behind Petteway, and Shields, but he just looks awful to me so far. He is gonna have to perform like last year or we are gonna be fucked. I'm trying to figure out what the deal is with him, guess who knows.
 
Maybe Pitchford is getting drunk all the time ha, well that killed my career in hoops. No career here in hoops no, but it did ruin my hoops game, I just gave up on baskets at about age 27 or 28. I was so terrible just from too much drinking, I just thought, fuck it I'm not playing anymore. I can't stand to get my ass worked, it is pathetic. Really I think booze has ruined my life, from top to bottom, fuck everything is ruined. I have tried to quit and did 2 different 30 day rehabs, and they don't work. Hell I don't know what to do. My dad said he would pay for another rehab, see if it would help.
 
Yeah yg, It would be good to try probably, but I don't know, like at this point I just can't quit. I sort of almost want it to be over, I mean I don't, but at the same time it is just hopeless. Well and I like drinking so much, fuck there is no way I can quit. But at the same time I know I can't keep downing ya know 3/4 of a 1.75 of vodka a day, there is gonna be trouble soon, guess last time I went to the doctor for work he said I was okay, but he didn't check my liver enzymes, which he said well do you want me to draw blood and check? I just said, well I would rather not know ha. That was when I had to go in for a physical for work, was in January. He pushed on my gut, and he didn't feel anything then.
 
I just need to make it to about 65 ha, or a bit more, then get a big inheritance. Man I would be a total mess at that age with what I've done. Oh oh oh, no, I am not gonna live until 65 ha, fucking forget about it. Even if I cleaned up now, shit I won't make that age no way. Fuck at this point well 38, so be lucky to make 45 I think. My bro's wife tonight was like okay your drunk right now when I pick you up at 530, and you do this everyday, and she said I just got a death certificate at work for a guy age 42 cirrhosis, that is what your heading for, and I mean she is right fo sho. Fuck 42, I don't know about that even. Oh well nobody cares I'm sure, fuck I could care less about anybody on here, and I'm getting wasted mothafucka again. I don't have any money in my gambling account right now, but tomorrow I will cuz dad will give me money, man he is an enabling me. Well I accept it, and will take it and gamble it, and take money for booze haha.

Shit I may watch that Rage Against The Machine concert again, fuck I love that shit, the 2010 London concert it is great. I like to how Simon Cowell his guy is like this music is dreadful, I can't believe anybody likes this haha. That d bag, I would like to punch him in the face. Fuck then piss on him when he's knocked out.
 
It is funny how there are these kids kind of behind on the stage back behind em dancing around. I know my nephew would be, he loves Rage. He would jumping around back there with em.
 
Oh yeah hey, yg, the invitation is there for ya know row 43 North End Zone behind the goal posts for the Husker game Saturday, I would love to see you there ha. More like you would get a fist in yo face, and beat down, you would have to hope pistol Pete saves yo ass mothafucka ha.
 
Fuck I love on Tom Morello's guitar in that concert in London, it says arm the homeless yes bang. Well I would be homeless if my dad wasn't loaded.
 
Ha I am inviting a fight now, yes, bang. Well that guy fucking owes me money, I am not gonna deliberate on it no. But he does, the fact of the matter is yes he does. Regardless of what anybody thinks on here I am right he owes me money, didn't pay. I mean I shouldn't talk about it, but just think okay, people that run this site, some guy screws you over, are you gonna just shut up and not say anything? Okay no, you aren't, so if you ban me okay, but ask yourself that question, would you just shut up not say anything if somebody ripped you off for 636 bucks, hell no you wouldn't. Guess I was being stupid anyway getting into that crap. I don't know I wish he wouldn't have posted in my thread then I would not have thought about it, cuz it is long gone goodbye there.
 
That is all stupid anyway, ha, who cares? It is funny you ban me though, when obviously I am in the right here, and he is in the wrong, guess you don't know if I'm telling the truth or not, I was, and he owes me money, which should get his ass banned, but no ya know I get banned for being right and truthful on the matter. I don't wanna start a bunch of shit really, he can keep my 636 bucks whatever, fuck it is all just stupid. But I am not gonna worry about that crap.
 
You can believe I am not gonna bullshit you guys, why would I on that? Ha there is no reason, and fuck I don't ever bullshit on anything, fuck he was wrong, he owes me money didn't pay.
 
I better forget about that, just gonna get me banned. Wonder where I will post now, can't at covers, no there.
 
It isn't even that much money so who cares. I mean I would like to get the 636 bucks he owes me, but I am not gonna worry about it, he's a fucking welcher, so be it, fucking bitch ass.
 
Now here we go I will get banned. Well why did he have to post in my thread, I had moved on from the whole thing then he posts in here. Really if him and defaz would quit posting in my threads it would be greatly appreciated. I don't know why they wanna pester me, and fire me up, I mean I don't ever post in somebody's thread to fire em up, and instigate em ha, no way.
 
Oh you can put em on ignore there Al, I didn't know that. I will do that, I just don't wanna hear from em. I mean that would be great. Gotta figure out how to do that.
 
Good luck TUCK- Have a splendid night buddy. sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite-
:kiss:
 
Yes good deal, I don't wanna hear from those 2 guys I mean it is just like a damn festering problem. That is why I moved to covers cuz I hated those guys. Good deal I don't have to hear from em, fuck, I didn't know there was a way to block em.
 
Okay, I am settled down now ha. Fuck better get off here, gotta whack off ya know, or something. Well no bets until tomorrow for sure.
 
I mean defaz he is just a frat boy, I know the type, and I don't like em. I really don't wanna hear shit from him, glad I don't have to anymore.
 
Won't make anymore comments about either of those 2 guys, as long as they don't post in my thread, were good.
 
It is funny now they are both on ignore, but they post in my thread anyway ha. That is not good either ha, cuz everybody else can see it whatever they say. Man this is a dilly of a pickle as Ned Flanders would say. I don't know who cares they can say whatever, they know where to find me if they want a fucking piece, and oh they would get a piece, I am fucking pissed at both of them.
 
Good thing they are on the ignore list ha. Can't see what you say, so whatever you say, but I don't give a damn defaz or yg, you can post in my thread all night, I can't read it anymore, so I don't give a damn. Man it is nice to be rid of that problem. Well they both just pestered and bothered me to no end, and really for no reason, I have no idea why. I mean so what I am drunk and talking to myself, who the fuck cares? Why do you? Makes no sense, and then yg owed me money and was still bothering me ha. Well so is my life, it is a depressing fucking black hole.
 
Now it just says post, and it doesn't say anything, perfect. I don't wanna read it, and I don't give a fuck what they think.
 
Yeah fuck off, fuck you, I told you both where you can find me if you want, and I will lay yo ass down guaranteed baby, well if I can't my bro will his big ass ha.

Gotta put on some Dogg Pound, the Dogg food album, are you mothafuckas ready? Like we always do about this time, boooooom!!!
 
Fuck I will just let my nephew roll yo ass ha, he is 3, but you are in trouble ha. He is a dog pound gangsta, DPG, ha, you better get to steppin if you fuck with my 3 year old nephew ha.
 
Maybe dumb ass defaz frat boy, can make another post in my thread. Ha doesn't matter I can't read it, ignore bitch. I know yo bobbin yo head, cuz I can see it.
 
Tuck and the crew come rough, big up to the death row posse, yeah, nuff respect. Oh lord oh lord, yes tuck and the crew come rough.
 
I mean ha defaz and yg, I mean I am not gonna say anymore about em, fo sho here on CTG, I don't wanna get banned no. But they would get their ass worked if they showed up in row 43, oh yeah, I am nots to be fucked with, I mean you can if you want, it won't go well for ya hell no. Would be a lot easier than getting my ass kicked by Jamal in prison ha, oh yes, so you know ya wanna try me go ahead baby.
 
I don't ever talk shit to anybody on here, why would you?????? I mean that is a bitch move in my mind. If you wanna talk shit behind a computer screen okay there slappy. I mean I told you where to go if you want some. I would never talk shit on the damn internet to somebody internet fights ha:rofl: I mean you are a fucking joke defaz.
 
If I talk shit to somebody I am in their fucking face. I never talk shit to anybody on here cuz it is stupid and fucking Yag. But I mean if you wanna do that then okay there buddy. Seems bitch ass to me.
 
Internet gangsta ha, yeah you tough on the internet haha. Oh man, gotta ya know call people out on the internet ha, you are a d bag frat boy, and you can catch a beating if you want.
 
Whoa, I am gonna get banned fo sho after this ha. Well ya know it happens. I wonder how long til they ban me here, I have the over under on 1 hour.
 
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