The Masters Discussion

[Inspekdah]

He's in feature groups too.

That's live.

It's hit or miss when they show him.

 

[KJ]

Watching Friday Masters at a strip club is on my bucket list

You know they are hard workers

 

[Inspekdah]

I'm also dealing with crazy internet issues, no idea why

 

[Inspekdah]

Boom SS. Birdie on 2. Done for the day.

 

[KJ]

Boom SS. Birdie on 2. Done for the day.

I still have to meat a couple people. They will not be getting my best effort. Pretty much hope they cancel.

 

[KJ]

One cxl down, one to go

Who meats up on a Friday anyway? Pretty sure I have strep or the rona

 

[KJ]

Why are we on mens' fashion?

This reeks of desperation

 

[CPA-hole]

How can I watch Scottie hole 2?

I always hated the cockyness of this whole televised event

More is better unless you're the Masters, which they give you less. Hate that with a passion.

 

[B.A.R.]

It's hit or miss when they show him.

It's not though.

There are only a few guys in a feature group. You will see every shot.

I've watched every Jason Day shot today, in his ugly ass clothes. He's+3.

 

[KJ]

Nothing like fading with eyes wide open to Nantz and one of Spek's posts in front of you

Best sleep in years and it might have been 15 minutes

 

[KJ]

Tirico doesn't fit that formula

 

[KJ]

It's not though.

There are only a few guys in a feature group. You will see every shot.

I've watched every Jason Day shot today, in his ugly ass clothes. He's+3.

Do we know what #313 means?

 

[B.A.R.]

Do we know what #313 means?

J Day moving the family to 8 mile.

 

[KJ]

Cat's got an eagle putt!

 

[KJ]

J Day moving the family to 8 mile.

I reluctantly held off on looking up the area code. Is that true?

 

[B.A.R.]

I reluctantly held off on looking up the area code. Is that true?

Yes, Detroit is the 313.

Haven't you ever seen the Stons alternate?

 

[KJ]

Yes, Detroit is the 313.

Haven't you ever seen the Stons alternate?

Man I know my area code and don't know the others around here. There are two more I think then we've been told we might have to dial a 1 in front because they're all overused. That's all of Detroit?

 

[KJ]

BBQ rib tips today $5/lb. Time to get fat.

 

[Inspekdah]

Glad I didn't play the under @KJ. Thanks!

 

[KJ]

Glad I didn't play the under @KJ. Thanks!

Hell mate I don't even know where we're at

Last 20 hours have had me in some intense Q&A. Apartment living ftw

 

[jimmymo]

Said it before and will say it again.....Dottie Pepper is just phenomenal

 

[jimmymo]

At the casino earlier waiting to pick up my daughter.....laid 2 units on Scottie to win at +125...not the best number, but have action

 

[gps_3]

Rory missing the fairway on 18 short is the most relatable he's ever been for me

 

[KJ]

Annual reminder that you can never have enough friends with bail money

This round was an awful 12 hour watch

 

[pressitup]

Rory missing the fairway on 18 short is the most relatable he's ever been for me

you want him to suck so you can take him every matchup on Sunday

 

[gps_3]

you want him to suck so you can take him every matchup on Sunday

This is setting up perfectly for him to shoot 65 on Sunday and finish T-7 while being done before the leaders even tee off

 

[jimmymo]

This is setting up perfectly for him to shoot 65 on Sunday and finish T-7 while being done before the leaders even tee off

100%

 

[KJ]

This is setting up perfectly for him to shoot 65 on Sunday and finish T-7 while being done before the leaders even tee off

Hope you're still soberish

 

[gps_3]

Hope you're still soberish

My wife is saying all the right things. Headed that way around lunch tomorrow. Going to dinner tomorrow night, hope to see some celebs

 

[KJ]

My wife is saying all the right things. Headed that way around lunch tomorrow. Going to dinner tomorrow night, hope to see some celebs

Helps that you're with wifey, that's the kind of thing that should temper the bender. Better than being with a couple buddies at a golf tournament! I really didn't think beer could still get me drunk but that was an urban legend.

See SB LI @B.A.R.

 

[KJ]

Have fun man, pretty sure I speak for the lot of us that we're jealous AF. Can't wait to get the feedback!

 

[gps_3]

Helps that you're with wifey, that's the kind of thing that should temper the bender. Better than being with a couple buddies at a golf tournament! I really didn't think beer could still get me drunk but that was an urban legend.

See SB LI @B.A.R.

I've been with drinking buddies before, and it is a long day for sure.

 

[KJ]

I've been with drinking buddies before, and it is a long day for sure.

That particular day turned into watching the SB around 4am and ingaming by myself

Sun and suds win every damn time. Our tickets that day were all u can beer but no liquor so it was a double fister. Might be the first time in the last 30 years I actually watched the SB sober. But definitely hungover.

Can you take phones in at Augusta? I assume not but if so those pics would be priceless! Celebs aren't remotely as interesting as being on hallowed grounds.

 

[gps_3]

No phones allowed. It’s honestly nice, but I’d like to have a few pics. You can get one for free in front of the clubhouse with the famous flower garden at least

 

[B.A.R.]

No phones allowed. It’s honestly nice, but I’d like to have a few pics. You can get one for free in front of the clubhouse with the famous flower garden at least

Yeah, whenever I make it down there, that's the part I'll hate.

I understand it, but I'd love to have a handful of pics.

 

[gps_3]

You can bring a camera to the practice rounds though

 

[B.A.R.]

You can bring a camera to the practice rounds though

Right. And that's why I always enter those ones heavy.

Tuesday practice round is what I want.

 

[gps_3]

When I bet Hideki to finish as top Asian, I wasn't expect to be looking up at Vijay Singh as the man to beat. Of course, my redneck local may have Kitayama or Bhatia listed as Asians lol

 

[Inspekdah]

Is Scottie -230 over beefcake r3 silly? Can’t see it losing.

 

[KJ]

Is Scottie -230 over beefcake r3 silly? Can’t see it losing.

No and even if it loses you can chase in round 4 since Douchey don't play four rounds on the regular

 

[jimmymo]

Nothing made me laugh harder than this dude in the tree at the Martha Burke demonstrations......a tradition like no other

 

[KJ]

Scottie's gonna cream on the crop tomorrow

Likely a 4+ stroke win

 

[jimmymo]

Scottie's gonna cream on the crop tomorrow

Likely a 4+ stroke win

Yup.......kid is a killer

That said, that game will not be around to compete for a major in late 40s/50s like Phil, but he gonna get his for a while yet

 

[Ryno14]

Yup.......kid is a killer

That said, that game will not be around to compete for a major in late 40s/50s like Phil, but he gonna get his for a while yet

Likely only thing stopping Scottie is his wife. He said he will withdraw if she goes into labor

 

[KJ]

Likely only thing stopping Scottie is his wife. He said he will withdraw if she goes into labor

Gotta meditate at this point

 

[KJ]

Also if you're a pro golfer, stay celibate in May/June/July. You literally have one job

 

[Inspekdah]

Yup.......kid is a killer

That said, that game will not be around to compete for a major in late 40s/50s like Phil, but he gonna get his for a while yet

He could make up for aging with great putting as he ages.

Also has 60 majors before he’s 42!

 

[aplous]

Scottie -110 seems like it has to be bet…

 

[KJ]

He could make up for aging with great putting as he ages.

Also has 60 majors before he’s 42!

His back is gonna be so fucked up before he's 40

 

[KJ]

Scottie -110 seems like it has to be bet…

Would love to see a line for him -3.5 or so