I'm on the boat in Shreveport this weekend and I'm trying not to drink scotch.
Other than water, Pepsi is the only non alcoholic choice.
I ordered another Heineken .
Right up until one of the big tittied girls came over and said ,"why are you drinking this? don't you drink scotch?"
I told her I lose large pieces of time with scotch. Pretty sure I've fallen asleep at the tables before.
She brought me a Johnnie Blue and it was on. They switched to Glenlivet after the initial glass.
It's all very foggy after that. Very foggy. I know two tables got $400 tips and some hot waitresses got some black chips for service.
I made them pay. Clipped 'em for 7G.
Point is , I just don't understand it. I can't say no to scotch and I go blind.
We had a drummer that couldn't drink blended whiskys. He would go apeshit.
I had to play drums for two sets at one gig when he was blitzed. Luckily , I played drums for years..
Large breasted women serving me scotch----kryptonite.