Phillies year long wagers thread

[tipyerbartender1]

Pat Gillick put that team together? So Amaro's done squat?

 

[dudleysdad]

I'm drinking this weird peanut butter beer. I never throw up, but this could be the night.

never throw up? got a streak like seinfeld?

yes Amaro has done nothing

 

[tipyerbartender1]

I just don't throw up. Pissed a few couches.

 

[dudleysdad]

I just don't throw up. Pissed a few couches.

hahaha
hope they were your couches!

 

[tipyerbartender1]

By the way, second-to-none worst feeling in the world? Pissing a couch as a guest. All you can really do is flip the cushion and get out of there, hope for the best.

 

[dudleysdad]

By the way, second-to-none worst feeling in the world? Pissing a couch as a guest. All you can really do is flip the cushion and get out of there, hope for the best.

hahaha
ever been caught?

 

[tipyerbartender1]

Redhanded.

 

[dudleysdad]

Redhanded.

Did u buy em a new couch lol

 

[tipyerbartender1]

People who don't drink like I do fail to understand how easily I evacuate my urine when I'm resting.

 

[tipyerbartender1]

I ruined our college couch. It was called .... the piss couch. You just flip the cushions, wash 'em once in a while ... I wasn't spreading the plague.

 

[dudleysdad]

I ruined our college couch. It was called .... the piss couch. You just flip the cushions, wash 'em once in a while ... I wasn't spreading the plague.

Yeah I understand in college but cushion flip is not gonna fly for everyone

 

[Canes1]

True or false: you pissed VKs couch.

 

[KJ]

Wow tip has officially hijacked Duds' thread with cushion flipping

It's clear that drinking and driving isn't what tip need to be feared for when he's 'faced, it's thread hijacking

 

[tipyerbartender1]

I did NOT piss VK's hotel couch. I did make an ass of myself.

 

[Canes1]

Pretty bored watching pads game. May stoke the ole fire myself.

 

[cisco]

Hamels first pitch of the game did my un 6½ in. This guy is such a tool.

(9 yrs in Frankford/Richmond & Mayfair)

:shake:

 

[dudleysdad]

https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=zzZrctQcNf8

 

[tipyerbartender1]

Can I put this here Dudley?

867-5309

Song's on.

 

[dudleysdad]

Can I put this here Dudley?

867-5309

Song's on.

Sure

 

[tipyerbartender1]

If you ever want to jailbreak and fuck with a Lochinvar boiler (and who doesn't), 5309 is your golden ticket. Based on the song.

 

[dudleysdad]

Let me update this so I can find it easier
YTD +$390
tonight
Nats $1200-500 (have to do this now while the lines are not out of hand yet, in a month this pitching matchup would have the nats at -320)

Nats 1st 5 inn -1/2 $145-100

Nats team over 4 $460-400

adding future bet
April 17 to DEC 31 2015 over 9.5 couch cushions Tip urinates on (MAX BET)
hammer the over. Analysis- Tip loves his beer, he is getting older, bladder is getting weaker and weaker. great value

 

[Canes1]

Only way to make the cushion bet is to ask how many are on his couch. If he passes out in a love seat every night, that 5 pisses. Way too many. Would have to take the under.

 

[Fondybadger]

I'm cracking up here. Good luck with the Nats bet today. Like KJ's philly tt under as well. Might go put that one in myself.

 

[dudleysdad]

+$1390 YTD
Easy night!!!
Pending the tip pee cushion bet

Be back tomorrow

 

[tipyerbartender1]

Pee cushion is a loser tonight. Cross it off and move on.

 

[dudleysdad]

Wont be on here much tomorrow
All day aau volleyball tourney is how i am spending my saturday
The play tomorrow is...
Team total over Phillies risking $390
Just a hunch play
I assume the total will be 3
Will post my odds/line when i can

 

[dudleysdad]

+$1744 ytd
Thanks to errors by ian desmond helped that team total yesterday
Stras vs buchanan today. Feel like stras comes out firing. Buch letting too many guys reach base.

1st 5 inn nats -1/2 145-100

Nats game 460-200

 

[KJ]

GL I'm on Phils tt under myself so it makes sense

 

[dudleysdad]

+$2044 ytd

 

[Canes1]

Love this. Easy $

 

[dudleysdad]

Love this. Easy $

U been riding these plays canes?

 

[Engineer]

thanks duds - checking daily!

 

[dudleysdad]

+$2044 ytd

Over 7.5 Phillies/Marlins 230-200
Haren has shitty numbers in Philly. I know it's not against this lineup but I will give it a go. Phillies with Jerome Williams on the hill. Don't trust him.

 

[Canes1]

U been riding these plays canes?

Some. Keep up the great work.

 

[dudleysdad]

+$2244 ytd

 

[dudleysdad]

Under 7 Phillies/Miami 300-300
hamels/cosart matchup, phillies give hamels no run support ever. Cosart an ex Phil they traded away will come out firing. hey, the phils put up 7 runs yesterday, time to get back to reality and put up a 1 spot. nice to see it at even money to the under on 5dimes

1st 5 inn under 4(alt line) 135-100

 

[hugh613]

Damn. That's some nice work dud. Keep it up.

 

[dudleysdad]

+2344
Running late here
Over 8 alt line Phillies/fish 200-200

Fish 124-100

 

[dudleysdad]

+$2644 ytd

 

[dudleysdad]

Under 7 Phillies/braves 230-200

 

[dudleysdad]

+$2844 ytd
Are u entertained?

 

[dudleysdad]

Line seems short. Miller should be a bigger fave here
Atlanta 580-500

Atlanta 1st 5 inn 119-100

 

[dudleysdad]

+$3225 YTD

Pass today

 

[dudleysdad]

These pitchers tonight are going to go HAM at the core!!!
Under 7 Phillies/cards alt line 292-200

1st 5 inn Phillies/cards under 3.5 115-100

 

[Play2win]

GL Dudley

 

[dudleysdad]

+$3525 ytd

 

[dudleysdad]

Cardinals -1 459-300

1st 5 inn cardinals -1/2 140-100

Wacha has been on fire. 20 innings only 3 runs. Phillies with a call up from triple a. Cards will get to him and go ham at the core

 

[dudleysdad]

+$3925 YTD

 

[SIGO]

$$$$$$$$

 

[dudleysdad]

Not a bad April run