NFL Week 17 ***2 hours til kick off but screw it lets start the IN GAME***

[emkee]

Foles and Orton go to the same barber.

 

[big_units]

foles looks like kim kardashian's Yag friend jonathan cheban

 

[Schrute]

Nick Foles looks like he's got a thousand fucks but wouldn't give you one

 

[P-Unit]

goddammit now I have to sweat this shit

 

[Inspekdah]

Wow. WWBD vs. this defense? What Would Brees do?

 

[Two Utes]

Any coincidence that orton said omaha and the play worked?

 

[bornloser]

That witten security blanket thing is playing out well...

 

[Lareux]

foles looks like kim kardashian's Yag friend jonathan cheban

Please tell me you looked his name up.

 

[Schrute]

Wow. WWBD vs. this defense? What Would Brees do?

In a dome - Dominate

In 25 degrees - Fetal position

 

[bones]

That witten security blanket thing is playing out well...

with 1 exception

 

[BetCrimes1984]

what was the 1st h total line?

 

[tee*dub]

dallas in junk time will score in 2H IMO.... need junk time tho

 

[KJ]

Wow. WWBD vs. this defense? What Would Brees do?

He would throw at least 2 picks and be down 14 at half, you've seen it before, maybe less than I have

 

[tipyerbartender1]

And thats why it should be voluntary. I got no problem if Poindexter and the boys don't wanna play

I had great hands in dodgeball, I was like the Fred Biletnikoff out there, protecting the fat kids and the girls, so I was a tough out. Didn't put much mustard on the throws though.

 

[Lareux]

In a dome - Dominate

In 25 degrees - Fetal position

What about 41 degrees?

 

[tipyerbartender1]

That witten security blanket thing is playing out well...

lol, still a half to go, what was that prop?

 

[P-Unit]

Any coincidence that orton said omaha and the play worked?

when QB's say omaha at the line it typically means "outside" whether they are checking to an outside zone run or protection. mostly a dummy call because everyone uses that terminology.

 

[Inspekdah]

Vs. 3 of the top 5 defenses in the league he's struggled.

Not the 30th which has only beat the Roger less Packers this season.

 

[big_units]

kim kardashian with nick foles

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Kim+Kardashian+Jonathan+Cheban+Kim+Kardashian+zNMAaRROL0Tl.jpg

 

[emkee]

Orton with a clean jersey so far.

 

[Schrute]

I had great hands in dodgeball, I was like the Fred Biletnikoff out there, protecting the fat kids and the girls, so I was a tough out. Didn't put much mustard on the throws though.

No shame in that at all. A good hands guy is a necessity.

 

[Schrute]

What about 41 degrees?

He needs temp controlled 72 at home

If they're in Philly the NO defense will need to hold Philly to less than 24

 

[tee*dub]

why does dallas take that timeout that early?

 

[Gandolf]

Not sure why Garrett called that TO so fast.

 

[Lareux]

Orton with a clean jersey so far.

Gonna be clean all night em, they're playing on an artificial surface. :wacky:

 

[emkee]

Garrett has put the wink away for now.

 

[P-Unit]

big stop iggles. thank god

 

[KJ]

you've always struck me as a great dodgeball type tip, probly badminton and floor hockey too

 

[Inspekdah]

Gonna be clean all night em, they're playing on an artificial surface. :wacky:

lol

 

[Lareux]

why does dallas take that timeout that early?

Not sure why Garrett called that TO so fast.

Why do we keep asking why NFL coaches are idiots?

 

[Inspekdah]

When are they going to announce the kickoff of the NFC championship? The niners vs. the packers.

 

[tee*dub]

so Garrett.. as opposed to going to HT down 7... give eagles ball with 3TO and 19 seconds... .. that's why you should be fired

 

[Two Utes]

when QB's say omaha at the line it typically means "outside" whether they are checking to an outside zone run or protection. mostly a dummy call because everyone uses that terminology.

I was just saying that because Manning always says that, hence the success

 

[bones]

big stop iggles. thank god

I was as nervous as u since I had jinxed you....thank goodness

 

[Inspekdah]

Yeah this is the reason coaches should be fired. No excuse for doing that

 

[Lareux]

so Garrett.. as opposed to going to HT down 7... give eagles ball with 3TO and 19 seconds... .. that's why you should be fired

If they fired head coaches for those types of decisions, no team would have a head coach.

 

[Schrute]

holy shit just remembered i got a mason jar of KY white lightning under the driver's seat....JACKPOT for the week

 

[tee*dub]

lol eagles kneeling

 

[Gandolf]

Guess Chip felt sorry for Red

 

[big_units]

When are they going to announce the kickoff of the NFC championship? The niners vs. the packers.

nfl doesn't hold a consolation bracket

 

[tipyerbartender1]

so Garrett.. as opposed to going to HT down 7... give eagles ball with 3TO and 19 seconds... .. that's why you should be fired

So annoying. They're kneeling on it, but so many coaches fuck this up, I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and wonder why these teams don't employ a clock management specialist. That's his only job. I'd rather have one of those than a tight ends coach.

 

[emkee]

Gonna be clean all night em, they're playing on an artificial surface. :wacky:

Technically the turf used in Arlington leaves a black residue on clothing.

 

[~Utah]

fuck it im buying a lexsus tomororw

 

[P-Unit]

fuck yes.
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[bornloser]

Philly -3 and 27

 

[tee*dub]

If they fired head coaches for those types of decisions, no team would have a head coach.

agree, only degenerate gamblers who ignore their friends and family should be head coaches

 

[Lareux]

So annoying. They're kneeling on it, but so many coaches fuck this up, I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and wonder why these teams don't employ a clock management specialist. That's his only job. I'd rather have one of those than a tight ends coach.

Been asking that for years. The clock management specialist can also assist on when to go for 2 and when to punt. You can call him the common sense coach.

 

[austinhous]

that witten pick pretty much fucked up the 1H side

 

[tipyerbartender1]

fuck it im buying a lexsus tomororw

It's Lexus season.

 

[big_units]

fuck it im buying a lexsus tomororw

lexus?