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tuckfexas

Pretty much a regular
Jeah, back on track 3-1 and won 1975 Sunday, so that is nice. Finished the week ahead 5870, so met my goal and then some, the goal is 4 units won every week, 4 k. Won 5.8 units, so hell jeah. I mean there are always gonna be crap days where things go wrong, had 3 bad days in a row there, but bounced back. If you stick with me, I'm gonna ride, I'm gonna rich roll. I'm moving you stupid bookies, vicious telekinesis. This is unprecedented 5 dimes has made me wait over a half hour to bet again, lol, you scared mothafuckas, really I'm not betting fucking 10k or something I don't understand the hesitation. Well they know their fate, Tuck gonna slice em up as usual, fucking bitches, ha, let me bet you pussies, don't make me go down to Costa Rica and smoke yo ass.

Cubs at Reds under 7, -102, and -105, risking 1035 to win 1000

If this game goes off it will win. Problem is there is a lot of rain in the forecast. Samardzija and Simon are both real good, so there wouldn't be many runs. Both offenses are crappy, well the Reds could be better at some point if they get their shit together, but they haven't yet. The Cubs offense, no shot of that improving, man they blow. Hope they get this game in, seems to me like they would have to wait 3 hours to get it going, kind of doubt this game will happen.

Will look at some others now.
 
Give a look to SF -1, their bats are heating up and Tyson Ross sucks in his road starts..
 
Brsport I will look at that one, sounds like a possibility there. San Fran they do have a real nice lineup, a lot of thunder. Bad park for runs, but with those guys they should score some to cover the -1.

50 cent thanks.

I kind of passed out there last night. Well hit it too hard at work. Then when I got home as well. Got to watch the vodka chugging thing. Usually I just sip it, but went kind of crazy.

Looks like people like the over in the Cubs at Reds. I suppose the thing that could happen would be the Cubs pen comes in late and gives up runs to cover it, that must be why people are taking over. Guess it probably isn't gonna be played anyway, so who cares.

Added another one, an under again.

Brewers at Cards under 7, -114, risking 1140 to win 1000

Gallardo at St Louis has sometimes not been great, but he is on fire right now so this should be one of the good ones. His numbers vs the St Louis hitters that should be playing tonight aren't terrible, so I like him to pitch well. Wacha is always a good option, don't see the Brewers getting much done on the road. The wind will be blowing out a little, but not too bad maybe 10 mph or so. Plus the other real good thing is St Louis hasn't been hitting all that well so far this season, pretty terrible really. Their bats have been cold, except for yesterday, back to being cold tonight with the sticks.

Gonna check out some more.
 
Added another one an over, those are heating up now for me. They started off kind of badly, when I took overs.

Oakland at Texas over 7.5, -120, risking 1200 to win 1000

I like this one a bunch. There are several A's that have hit Darvish well. Including a bunch of bombs. Oakland has a damn potent offense. With Gray I was looking at his career game logs, and I noticed he hasn't pitched in a hitters park barely ever, and when he did it didn't go well. At Camden Yards he gave up 8 runs. The only other more hitterish park was in Toronto, and that wasn't great either gave up 4 runs with a bomb. So I'm thinking Texas is gonna get to him in Arlington. The wind isn't a big factor, it is gonna shift around 8, but it will only be 5-10 mph, so not gonna worry about it. This one goes flying over the total big time. Maybe pretty early even.
 
Ha fucked up in that post. Should have said he gave up 6 runs at Camden Yards not 8. Well it would have been 8 or more if they left him in there, lol, he went 3.1 innings there.
 
Guess that is it probably gonna be it for the night. Well there isn't a lot to choose from, so kind of hard to come up with a bunch of plays. Hope that Cubs at Reds game goes tonight. Probably won't. May do some horses if Turf Paradise is still going, not sure cuz they quit right about this time of year. Suppose that may be cuz it is about to be 115 degrees there soon.
 
I got a bad line in the Cubs at Reds, yet I'm hoping it doesn't get rained out anyway. Bring it mothafuckas, I don't give a fuck about my bad line, lol.
 
Fuck can't decide if I wanna bet horses, or watch Yag porn, and jerk off, lol. Better see what's on manhandle, see if there is anything good. Man, I am gonna have a hefty cable bill with all this Yag porn on it, ha.

Thanks play.
 
Ooooh this sounds sexy. Next on manhandle is Hard On Hotel. The description is luring me in. You've been given the key card to the swinger's suite, so whip out your meat and turn up the heat!
 
tuckfexas said:
Ooooh this sounds sexy. Next on manhandle is Hard On Hotel. The description is luring me in. You've been given the key card to the swinger's suite, so whip out your meat and turn up the heat!
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this is where you lose me....take a nap, run around the block or watch a game show
 
Ha Bones, gonna bet some horses now. I just find the titles funny for some reason, and the descriptions. Don't know why.
 
Race 1 Turf Paradise

$2 tri key 2/1,3,5,9 man I fucked up bet too much, got 24 bucks on it, better win damn it

The trainer of the 2 horse is a beast at the quarter horses, Armando Castellanos. 44% winners at those, damn, this horse won his last race so I'm going with him. This trainer also wins 56% when the horse won last time out, so those are some solid stats in my corner. About post time, we'll see what happens.
 
Damn it the 9 horse won the big favorite. The 2 horse got 4th, so there goes 24 bucks. Meant to bet a $1 tri so that would have been 12 bucks of course.

Fuck the last thing I wanna do is bet 24 bucks on a stupid quarter horse race, those suck ass. Crap they have another one, then its regular races after that.
 
Wish I knew what the hell Fnl means in quarter horse racing. I tried doing the google on it, and there was just a bunch of pedigree stuff.
 
Race 2 Turf Paradise

$1 tri key 5/2,4,6,8

Going with that same trainer as the last race. Armando castellanos, well I figure he will win this one if the stats are any indication he will. It is another horse that won last time here. So it's 56% winners for this trainer in that situation. He's like a bad free throw shooter, he bricked the first race of the rim, now he sinks this one hopefully, ha. Ooooh got good odds 9/2 on this horse. This horse has won 3 out of its 4 starts, pretty good.
 
Well horses are going as usual so far. Looks like Armando bricked em both, his percentage just went down a bit. Not sure what the hell the 5 got like 5th maybe or 6th.

Good thing there are no more quarter horse races. Time for regular races now.
 
Race 3 Turf Paradise, I like this one, so it will suck ass probably, lol

$3 tri 3,5/3,5/4,6

Need the 3 and 5 to run 1st and 2nd in some order to win this bet. Hopefully the 3 wins, I think she could. She is 9-1, and has won both her races, she is moving up in class kind of big time. But there is room for improvement, and she has a real trainer now. She got claimed last race, this guy is better, her old trainer was a bum. Maybe this guy can get her to run better today, I'm hoping anyway, guess he has had a month to work with her. The 5 horse is very good no questions there, the favorite and should be.
 
That race for the 3 horse looks like she ran kind of erratic and ducked in. Still won easy, so hell maybe she can do it. I'm sure the new trainer probably straightened her out, we'll see.
 
Fucking great the 3 horse got last. Should probably quit now before it gets worse and I lose a hundred bucks. I knew there was trouble when the jockey was laying the whip to her early, never a good sign there. Unless your horse is running at the old Lincoln track, cuz then it is balls to the wall for the lead ha, the 5/8 mile oval with no stretch run.
 
Ha the 1 horse has 31 races and 1 win, and is 4/5 odds. My money won't be there, no thanks. Lol at whoever is betting that, guess I may as well bet it cuz what I pick won't win. But I can spot a fake ass favorite anyway.
 
Race 4 Turf Paradise

$2 tri key 3/1,5,8

The 3 looks good to me, has the best record in here. Only 9 races and 1 win, 3 places, and 1 show, not bad. A lot of these have a lot more races with no more wins, so going with that. Plus 9/2 odds on that 3 horse. Fuck the favorite the 1 horse is 3/5 odds, and has 1 win in 31 races, ha, that is a stupid bet. Now watch the 1 horse drill my ass, yeah probably.
 
Shit at Turf Paradise trying to beat the favorite is an impossible task most days. Maybe I should just bet every favorite all day, would come out ahead I think on that usually.
 
I should probably put up that I'm just joking about the Yag porn, no not into that, but I don't have anything against anybody that is. Do what ya like, doesn't bother me.
 
Fuck got 2nd with my 3 horse. Came in 5-3-8-1, so no dice. Should have boxed up 3,5,8 and left out that stupid 1 horse. I was talkin shit about the 1, and then I bet the fucking piece of shit. Wow that was stupid.
 
Turf Paradise race 5

$2 tri key 4/2,7,8

The 4 horse ran for much more money in the past. Had a year off, then had 3 races so far. 2 of which were for bigger money, but her last one was this level. She barely lost by half a length. Think her 4th race of the year she will run better and win. She does have a good record, 41 races and 11 wins, that is pretty good, better winning percentage than anybody else in this one. My trainer is a bit ice cold though, he is gonna break out here, ha, probably not. Yeah if your betting this race you better stay away from the 4 horse, it has the Tuck Turf Paradise jinx on it.
 
Man I really blow at Turf Paradise, but it is the only thing going today that I can watch on my computer. It is like that every Monday. Well I have Monday off, so have to find something to do. They need to have more day games in baseball on Mondays.
 
I will tell ya right now, the favorite in this next race is serious, he means business. Will bet him on top at 2-1, still figuring the underneath horses.
 
Race 6 Turf Paradise

$2 tri key 5/3,4,6

The 5 horse got bet down to even money. He is gonna win, well he was running for more money last year, and doing decent. He has 2 races this year off the layoff, and got 3rd then 2nd, today is the winner I think. Those were both this level, but it usually takes em 3 races to fire their best shot off the layoff, well at this level 3 k claiming anyway. With the big dogs they can fire right away, not with 3 k claimers.
 
Fuck I hope that 7 horse doesn't screw me. He is gonna be on the lead probably, hoping he will die a horrible death again out front like last time.
 
The 7 horse won, of course, I suck at horses. Shouldn't bother with this shit, just drop 100 bucks or more always. Guess will give it one more shot here with race 7.
 
Race 7 Turf Paradise

$2 tri key 8/1,5,6

Well if I hit this one it will pay. Maybe 400 bucks on the $2 tri. I am leaving out the even money favorite the 9 horse, she has been off for over 2 years, so fuck that shit. I'm not betting a horse that hasn't run in 2 years, and has a crappy trainer. The 8 horse looks good she ran really well last year won 5 races in 9 tries. Think she steps it up today, she did run shitty her first race of the year, but maybe she just needed that race, and is gonna fire now.
 
Fuck there is a horrible jockey too on that 9 horse the favorite, French he has won 1 race at the meet, out of 122, lol at that. Whoa 7/5 odds with a horse that hasn't run in 2 years, and a jockey that is 1 for 122, ha.
 
Sucked ass again, that is enough of that. Would have to check how much I lost on the horses, had to be over 100 bucks a little bit.

Was right about the 9 horse sucking ass, damn it I would like to just bet match ups in the horses. Like horse vs horse, I would be good at that, I knew the favorite the 9 horse was garbage. Would have just bet against that piece of shit.
 
Looks like a rain delay in the Reds game, that was expected. Looked at the radar, and it doesn't look too good. Well there is a huge band of rain coming up from the south, and it looks like it is heading right into Cincy. Guess maybe it could move a little to the east more, or I'm hoping.
 
May have to bet another race, can't sit here with nothing to do. Suppose I could watch Skylar Diggins play hoops and jerk off, ha. She does need a sex video to leak out I would be all about that. It is funny sometimes instead of porn I watch that, don't know why I'm so obsessed with her, kind of strange considering there isn't porn or anything with her. Well the problem with the porn with the black chicks is there is usually some huge black dude fuckin em, so it is tough to picture myself there. Like to think I'm the guy doing it, ha.
 
One more race at Turf Paradise, so gonna bet that. Time to win back my money, and then some. Lost 96 bucks at Turf Paradise so far. 42 posts already, well these horse posts do get lengthy. Then I add something else in there. Monday I have nothing to do, so oh well I'm posting to myself, gives me something to do.
 
Turf Paradise race 9

$2 tri key 6/2,5,10

Taking a shot with the 6 horse at 11-1. This is a real crap field here, and think a 1st time starter could take it like the 6. This trainer is real good with 1st time starters, and he is undefeated in a maiden claiming debut over the last year 3 for 3 winners, so what the hell taking a shot. The 6 horse's workouts aren't great, so this is kind of a wild shot here. The 3 horse is the favorite at 4/5 odds, doesn't look too good to me, hopefully that 3 horse doesn't fuck me.
 
Kentucky Derby Saturday, we will have to make a discussion thread in the baseball forum for that. Would like to hear what play 2 win, and younggun and some of those other guys think about it. Not sure who all in the baseball forum is betting the Derby. Oh yeah my boy Rex is for sure he is from Kentucky, ha, almost forgot about him.
 
Lost again, a real debacle at Turf Paradise, always is. Should probably get out of my thread every now and then and check out some others. Tuck is in his cave, not getting out, lol. The Kentucky Derby thread would interest me, I don't usually cash my trifecta bets at the derby, well barely ever, but the horse match up things head to head at 5 dimes I win usually, not always I guess.
 
Fwiw I really enjoy reading the recaps of the horse races when I get home from work. GL on the baseball tonight tuck
 
Good deal shcrute, at least somebody reads my drunk horse recaps, ha, they always go badly for me. Someday I'm gonna win at Turf Paradise don't know when, but it is gonna happen, lol.
 
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