Anyone have some ridic New Years Eve story?
I'm 18, the date, another couple and I do this all inclusive dinner/show thing. I missed the part where we still had to buy drinks.
I start stealing champagne bottles off other peoples tables to get shit faced.

Fucked the date in the car, in front of her house. Still had that big ass evening gown to get through.
Woke up the next morning and had no feeling in half my big toe. Still that way, have no idea what I kicked.
 
I'm 18, the date, another couple and I do this all inclusive dinner/show thing. I missed the part where we still had to buy drinks.
I start stealing champagne bottles off other peoples tables to get shit faced.

Fucked the date in the car, in front of her house. Still had that big ass evening gown to get through.
Woke up the next morning and had no feeling in half my big toe. Still that way, have no idea what I kicked.
Great story, press.
 
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