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NCAAF 2022 Season YTD: 56-62 (-18.86 units)
NCAAF 2023 Season YTD: 0-0
It’s football Season and it feels a lot like Christmas morning as a kid and the air is ripe with opportunity and will be every Saturday for the next 15+ weekends- don’t let anyone steal that joy from you. Gambling is not a vice, it is an expression of our humanness - all the evidence shows that God was a gambler and our very existence is a gamble - wager accordingly. The choice is ultimately yours. For those that are new - we provide a statistical analysis of college football picks and have done so for over a decade now - 7 of those seasons have been profitable, 4 have been losing seasons (last year was a loser) - overall we are up and we have never had two losing seasons in a row (do jinxes exist?) - all documented online (see totals/google sheets below). May fortune favor the bold and good luck to all who play this game of risk with the odds stacked against us Picks will be limited and write ups won’t be as thorough first few weeks until the statistics start to pile up ❤. All lines/odds tracked through Betstamp app - message me for free texting service if you prefer.
NCAAF Week 0:
New Mexico State/UMass Under 46 (-110) Risking 1.1 units to win 1 units
Both of these teams are in their 2nd year of new coaching staffs (some of the best coaches squaring off in this one - Jerry Kill and Don Brown!) where in the 1st year they both saw big improvements overall and especially on the defensive side of the ball. Don Brown, 2nd year head coach for UMass is the notorious defensive guru who spent years at Michigan after Durkin left (‘16-’20) where he led a Top 10 defense every season until his last year in 2020 where theVID regulations surely played a part in his one “poor” season. UMass returns 8 starters on defense (ranked 26th in % of total tackles returning) - that although wasn’t great last year- showed significant improvement from their 2021 form where they allowed 43 points and 485 yards per game - last year only allowing 31 points and 370 yards per game. Their offense returns mostly in-tact too with 7 returning starters and a few new additions but that’s not necessarily a good thing when you averaged 12 points per game last year. For NM State - Jerry Kill’s coaching presence can be seen in the numbers on a team that improved from going (2-10) in 2021 to (7-6) in 2022. His defense improved from 127th ranked in def ypp allowed to ranking 46th! Both teams love to run the ball ranking 7th and 16th in rushing play % so the clock will not stop much. UMass’s offense has an incredibly slow “pace of play” if you look at their TOP % is ranked 25th but their plays per game is ranked 82nd. (Anyone got any good websites that give you pace of play for college teams?). In last year’s matchup there were 36 total points as NMSU won by 10 but their offense really struggled - especially on 3rd down where they went 0-12 and old Don Brown really outschemed Jerry. This one should be a similarly low scoring game, especially since it’s the first game. Take the under.
Ohio +3 (-120) Risking 1.2 units to win 1 units
Ohio is entering its 3rd year with Tim Albin and their offense showed lots of improvement already last season and 9 starters return, ranked 3rd in % of yards returning including their seasoned veteran QB, Kurtis Rourke who impressively threw for over 3200 yards last year averaging 9.2 yards per attempt, and completed 69% of his passes with 25 TD’s and only 4 INT’s. He got hurt and missed the last 3 games and the bowl game which I think gives this team a little value. This experienced offense already ranked in the Top 40 of most FEI statistical categories should put up points even though SD State defense has proven to be one of the tougher units in the league (last year ranked 15th in ypp allowed) but only 6 of those starters and less than 50% of their total tackles return (ranking 92nd) . Their offense has been another story - averaging 21.5 points per game and ranked 100th in ypp. It won’t improve much this year with the same converted QB/Safety under center, Jalen Mayden (wjp and now a new first time OC, Ryan Lindley. They only return 6 starters on offense and are a much less experienced squad then Ohio. I think their offense will definitely struggle out of the gate and will struggle to keep up with Ohio who ultimately pulls away.
NCAAF Posted Records:
2012: 80-58 +22.3 units
2013: 96-97 +10.62 units
2014: 66-87 -27.55 units
2015: 82-54 +26.98 units
2016: 65-67 -5.37 units
2017: 74-66 +1.41 units
2018: 72-90 -20.19 units
2019: 70-68 +0.87 units
2020: 70-64 +1.63 units
2021: 89-63 +25.68 units
2022: 56-62 -18.86 units
Lifetime Total: 820-776 +17.52 units (51.37% win %)
DapperDan College Football Career Review
NCAAF 2022 Season YTD: 56-62 (-18.86 units)
NCAAF 2023 Season YTD: 0-0
It’s football Season and it feels a lot like Christmas morning as a kid and the air is ripe with opportunity and will be every Saturday for the next 15+ weekends- don’t let anyone steal that joy from you. Gambling is not a vice, it is an expression of our humanness - all the evidence shows that God was a gambler and our very existence is a gamble - wager accordingly. The choice is ultimately yours. For those that are new - we provide a statistical analysis of college football picks and have done so for over a decade now - 7 of those seasons have been profitable, 4 have been losing seasons (last year was a loser) - overall we are up and we have never had two losing seasons in a row (do jinxes exist?) - all documented online (see totals/google sheets below). May fortune favor the bold and good luck to all who play this game of risk with the odds stacked against us Picks will be limited and write ups won’t be as thorough first few weeks until the statistics start to pile up ❤. All lines/odds tracked through Betstamp app - message me for free texting service if you prefer.
NCAAF Week 0:
New Mexico State/UMass Under 46 (-110) Risking 1.1 units to win 1 units
Both of these teams are in their 2nd year of new coaching staffs (some of the best coaches squaring off in this one - Jerry Kill and Don Brown!) where in the 1st year they both saw big improvements overall and especially on the defensive side of the ball. Don Brown, 2nd year head coach for UMass is the notorious defensive guru who spent years at Michigan after Durkin left (‘16-’20) where he led a Top 10 defense every season until his last year in 2020 where theVID regulations surely played a part in his one “poor” season. UMass returns 8 starters on defense (ranked 26th in % of total tackles returning) - that although wasn’t great last year- showed significant improvement from their 2021 form where they allowed 43 points and 485 yards per game - last year only allowing 31 points and 370 yards per game. Their offense returns mostly in-tact too with 7 returning starters and a few new additions but that’s not necessarily a good thing when you averaged 12 points per game last year. For NM State - Jerry Kill’s coaching presence can be seen in the numbers on a team that improved from going (2-10) in 2021 to (7-6) in 2022. His defense improved from 127th ranked in def ypp allowed to ranking 46th! Both teams love to run the ball ranking 7th and 16th in rushing play % so the clock will not stop much. UMass’s offense has an incredibly slow “pace of play” if you look at their TOP % is ranked 25th but their plays per game is ranked 82nd. (Anyone got any good websites that give you pace of play for college teams?). In last year’s matchup there were 36 total points as NMSU won by 10 but their offense really struggled - especially on 3rd down where they went 0-12 and old Don Brown really outschemed Jerry. This one should be a similarly low scoring game, especially since it’s the first game. Take the under.
Ohio +3 (-120) Risking 1.2 units to win 1 units
Ohio is entering its 3rd year with Tim Albin and their offense showed lots of improvement already last season and 9 starters return, ranked 3rd in % of yards returning including their seasoned veteran QB, Kurtis Rourke who impressively threw for over 3200 yards last year averaging 9.2 yards per attempt, and completed 69% of his passes with 25 TD’s and only 4 INT’s. He got hurt and missed the last 3 games and the bowl game which I think gives this team a little value. This experienced offense already ranked in the Top 40 of most FEI statistical categories should put up points even though SD State defense has proven to be one of the tougher units in the league (last year ranked 15th in ypp allowed) but only 6 of those starters and less than 50% of their total tackles return (ranking 92nd) . Their offense has been another story - averaging 21.5 points per game and ranked 100th in ypp. It won’t improve much this year with the same converted QB/Safety under center, Jalen Mayden (wjp and now a new first time OC, Ryan Lindley. They only return 6 starters on offense and are a much less experienced squad then Ohio. I think their offense will definitely struggle out of the gate and will struggle to keep up with Ohio who ultimately pulls away.
NCAAF Posted Records:
2012: 80-58 +22.3 units
2013: 96-97 +10.62 units
2014: 66-87 -27.55 units
2015: 82-54 +26.98 units
2016: 65-67 -5.37 units
2017: 74-66 +1.41 units
2018: 72-90 -20.19 units
2019: 70-68 +0.87 units
2020: 70-64 +1.63 units
2021: 89-63 +25.68 units
2022: 56-62 -18.86 units
Lifetime Total: 820-776 +17.52 units (51.37% win %)
DapperDan College Football Career Review