2024 Wimbledon in game

[KJ]

I feel a case of the cramps coming up for this guy.

Sitting on my sofa and this has already set in

 

[ScopeY]

Booo...he needs to stop finding first ser es

 

[ScopeY]

Step on the spirit joker

 

[horses]

Fritz is absolutely a loser that will never win a grand slam.

Pretty harsh

 

[Inspekdah]

These Brits that boo Novak are the worst.

 

[KJ]

These Brits that boo Novak are the worst.

They're Brits ffs

 

[KJ]

Anyone with Denver hotel suggestions please chime in. I'm spending an hour on it and that's the end. Think I have it bottled down but a random suggestion wouldn't suck. By 1pm I'm at the pool meeting whoever and likely getting into trouble that doesn't involve a strip club or a dispensary.

It seems like that city is perfectly fine for a white dude that likes to rummage around after dark.

 

[KJ]

Joker is putting on a great stand up

 

[horses]

Joker is putting on a great stand up

Never fails to entertain...whatever direction he decides to go

 

[Inspekdah]

Line says Carlos wins

 

[KJ]

Everything about this is awesome

 

[KJ]

Suddenly this bitch looks like Steffi Graf

 

[ScopeY]

Looks like a runaway

 

[CPA-hole]

Paolini is playing like I bet on her.

 

[ScopeY]

I'm playing breaks, 6-0/1s... she has the stronger serve and her forehand looks so much more dominate - announcer just said it but was going to say she's stepping more back than up because of it

 

[ScopeY]

There you go Paolini

 

[ScopeY]

That was strongest shots she done so far

 

[CPA-hole]

Krej had a couple of balls there on break point she should've done more with. Let Pao off the hook.

 

[KJ]

I have zilch on this match. I want Paolini to win and that's plenty for me.

If she gets run in the first set, I expect she wins the 2nd. Then the third will be fun if that's the case. Neither of these two are likely to damage the other one in some fashion...they are incredibly mediocre and playing in a Wimbledon final. I'm pulling for Jasmine because she's shorter than anyone I know.

 

[KJ]

Returning long is a recipe for disaster

 

[KJ]

Lmao and Chrissie goes straight to her height

 

[KJ]

If she's 5'3" my measurements in everything about life have been way off

 

[ScopeY]

Unless something changes quick there's no way paolini wins the 2nd

 

[KJ]

Unless something changes quick there's no way paolini wins the 2nd

I would be shocked if she doesn't win the 2nd if she loses this 6-4 type

 

[KJ]

She's the better tennis player if you take away the unforced errors

 

[ScopeY]

It's 6-1/0 momentum

 

[KJ]

The other chick is just a random tennis player. She's incredibly mediocre.

 

[KJ]

It's 6-1/0 momentum

I know your style but I don't remotely endorse it here

She's not that good

 

[ScopeY]

Why's she not that good? Then paolini isn't either...

 

[ScopeY]

She legit beating her in every aspect right now

 

[ScopeY]

She looks to never see a break chance and is scrambling in a majority of her serves in play

 

[KJ]

She legit beating her in every aspect right now

She's beating her because of errors lol

 

[ScopeY]

That she's mainly forcing

 

[KJ]

That she's mainly forcing

No, she's just hitting the ball in the court

Not sure if we're watching the same match. This first set has been incredibly ideal, if she does it again in the 2nd she might be the 2nd best player in women's tennis

 

[CPA-hole]

Let Nick call the 2nd set.

 

[ScopeY]

Barabora -135 2nd set

 

[KJ]

Let Nick call the 2nd set.

I honestly hope he retires and just does this

 

[CPA-hole]

There you go, Pao.

 

[KJ]

When I have no money on the match I can say with 100% confidence that I hate mental midgets

 

[ScopeY]

First serve rate has to hold over 80%...

 

[ScopeY]

Ok b2b doubles...barbora jesus

 

[CPA-hole]

She's unnerved. Bad ball tosses. Lots of forehand slices.

 

[KJ]

I'm more entertained on this Sat morning than I anticipate being tomorrow

There's a lot going on here

 

[CPA-hole]

I'm really hoping that's a Paolini futures ticket, her dad is holding.

 

[KJ]

No fucking way she's 5'3"

 

[KJ]

Just listened to Lollipop Guild on youtube

LFG

 

[ScopeY]

Good call kj

 

[KJ]

Good call kj

Honestly I just want to see her win now. Likely will shed tears, she is not, nor ever has been, built to win a major

I'm not Italian. I simply love good stories and sports tends to provide that

 

[KJ]

Ugliest Wimbledon champ since I've been alive. This is a bad day for women's tennis.

 

[KJ]

She actually looks like Larry Bird