2018 CFL In-Game

[Sammy Meatballs]

Need next score!!

 

[Hulu]

Ok so Reilly needs time.

I’m bringing my broom into the command centre to swing it in front of the tv to knock down all the Argos d lineman

When Reilly throws, sweep the field like a curler.

 

[Hulu]

Duke Williams with a triumphant return

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Can you see it bro!

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Fuck You proulx!!!

 

[Hulu]

Proulx didn't like another frenchman showing him up

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Here it is!

 

[Hulu]

What is that?

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

What is that?

The foam roller. Blitzer

 

[Hulu]

Oooh hahahah

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Ok Pj mask.

Time to jump in and ride with us to da BANK!

 

[Hulu]

Turd down!

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

F off. Proulx is such a turd. Trying to get involved like crazy now.

Prolix is like a bastard neighbour

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Yes 3-0. Another team to score next winner!!!

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

I’m going Hulu style.

 

[Hulu]

Ok FG still helps. Franklin hasn't done anything since the 1Q

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Ok for defense. New player for Edmonton. He’s hungry

 

[Hulu]

How old are your kids Sammy?

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Franklin is frozen bro.

When a team seems likely won’t score I use the term.

The team or player is frozen.

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

How old are your kids Sammy?

6.5 and 2.5

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Yourself?

 

[Hulu]

3 weeks

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

3 weeks

Oh amazing congratulations!!

New babies are a lot of fun! I’m sure you are trying to sleep and figure out everything.

It gets way easier bro at the 3-6 month mark.

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

It’s a lot of fun just playing with the baby while capping. Etc.

Brings a lot of joy to the house!

 

[Hulu]

Oh amazing congratulations!!

New babies are a lot of fun! I’m sure you are trying to sleep and figure out everything.

It gets way easier bro at the 3-6 month mark.

Yeah its been a whirlwind so far. I am way too old for having a first kid

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

New babies are also good luck for bets.

BGL. Baby good luck
FBL. Family bad luck

Babies good for capping and extended family is bad luck for capping

 

[Hulu]

She was born on opening night when Edmonton played Winnipeg in that huge lighning delay game. I got home from the hospital and flipped on the TV to find the game was still on. That was nice

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Yeah its been a whirlwind so far. I am way too old for having a first kid

Ahh your never too old for your first!

I was old too I think!!

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

She was born on opening night when Edmonton played Winnipeg in that huge lighning delay game. I got home from the hospital and flipped on the TV to find the game was still on. That was nice

I told you. BGL. baby good luck

 

[scarf31]

Kids are friggin amazing. Was a single guy until very late 30s...met my wife 4 years ago and my stepdaughter was 2 at the time. Now she calls me
Daddy and her and my wife are the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me. Total life altering experience. Makes me enjoy everything that much more. Life is good boys.

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

My little guy is great luck. He sits in my lap and loves watching football.

Older daughter is the best to fade. It’s ask her who she likes and she’s pure fade material. She’s also valuable as fade material.

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Kids are friggin amazing. Was a single guy until very late 30s...met my wife 4 years ago and my stepdaughter was 2 at the time. Now she calls me
Daddy and her and my wife are the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me. Total life altering experience. Makes me enjoy everything that much more. Life is good boys.

As long as we have breath everything is GOOD

 

[Hulu]

I'm 6ft and my girlfriend is 5'11. The baby looks long already. I'll get her into the WNBA and she can point shave for us

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Kids are friggin amazing. Was a single guy until very late 30s...met my wife 4 years ago and my stepdaughter was 2 at the time. Now she calls me
Daddy and her and my wife are the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me. Total life altering experience. Makes me enjoy everything that much more. Life is good boys.

That’s good that you are happy. And waiting until we are older is good I think. You are more mature and know women better.

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

I'm 6ft and my girlfriend is 5'11. The baby looks long already. I'll get her into the WNBA and she can point shave for us

Yes we must point shave.

 

[Hulu]

Kids are friggin amazing. Was a single guy until very late 30s...met my wife 4 years ago and my stepdaughter was 2 at the time. Now she calls me
Daddy and her and my wife are the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me. Total life altering experience. Makes me enjoy everything that much more. Life is good boys.

Thats awesome man. My marraige fell apart a few years ago so I'm glad I was able to meet someone and start again

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Thats awesome man. My marraige fell apart a few years ago so I'm glad I was able to meet someone and start again

Awesome bro! Good for you.

In life all kinds of things happen but we must always rebound and make new opportunities for ourselves. We must go easy on ourselves.
Good for you.

 

[Hulu]

Need a defensive stop here. If not, the Edmonton needs to march down and finish it.

 

[Hulu]

Damn they have trouble getting hands on Wilder

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Damn they have trouble getting hands on Wilder

They have Jeff Mathews hands

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

That cross guy is always open. Damn

 

[Hulu]

Miss the 2pt. Come on defense

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

I’m rushing. Foam roller

 

[Hulu]

Way too easy

 

[Hulu]

Wow 7 minute drives don't happen all that often in the cfl

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Way too easy

Bs! I blitzed from the kitchen with the foam roller. Felt good about the high pass. Db blew it

 

[Hulu]

Where's norwesterner...get hm in there!

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

So we up 10-8.

A fgoal only ties it.


We need the td here!

Come on Reilly jump in here it’s time. Start the ignition

 

[norwesterner]

I'm in! What are we looking for!? Effing Declan Clutch Cross!

 

[Sammy Meatballs]

Where's norwesterner...get hm in there!

I don’t know where he is! I’m going to have to fine his ass.

$250 fine for illegally leaving house