Gurv that guy was so funny we would call him on pay day and my friend would leave messages on his answering machines with different songs. One time he called and left Stevie Wonder "I just called to say I love you" on his answering machine--
he would tell us, I think some chick is stalking me, my buddy started laughing out of control, he could not stop until i kicked him and said knock it off. He said to us, well if she loves me she should just give me her phone number. Even I was like wow unreal this guy is the best.
The guy told me once can I pay you guys by cheque- we said yah no problem, he was standing there with a cheque just staring at us. He was like what do I do? We are like write your name and the amount on the Cheque. He's like how do you spell Jeff? I said J E F F- he said shit bud sometimes I forget how to spell and write my name--- I was not really shocked as this guy was loaded somehow, new cars every month, but was not educated--
Then we knew a guy who won over 250,000 in the Ontario sports lottery. I asked him how he won so much and he told me the guy is very good with numbers and math--
I asked him really what else is he good at? He said to me he is good at reading, spelling. I almost shit myself when he said spelling and realized because he cuold not spell i guess he figured it was a SKILL.
This guy was funny as hell---