Week 6 (10/1-10/6) CFB Picks and News

PROFILES IN DISILLUSION
By SMQ
Posted on Mon Oct 01, 2007 at 12:34:54 PM EDT
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Conquered favorites and other notables picking up the pieces of shattered ambition this week: The bottom line is the only line. Folks are no doubt disillusioned in Florida, where it must indeed suck harder to be a Gator fan than it has in, what, a year? A little less than a year. Duration between periods of suck only exacerbates said suck. Newton proved that.*

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Losing hurts. Really, for Urban Meyer, it's like a kidney stone.
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Here are the grades as assigned by the Gainesville Sun, which I'd like to point out particularly for its judgment of the Gator offense:

  • Offense -- C-
    FIRST HALF: Part of the problem was only having four possessions and only six plays (plus two penalties) in the first quarter.
    SECOND HALF: Florida was much better but couldn't get that one final drive going that could have won the game.
    FOR THE GAME: When you score 17 points, you're going to be in trouble no matter what the other side is doing.

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And the assessment of the St. Petersburg Times:
  • For a moment, forget the polls. Forget the SEC standings.
    Forget that, on the eve of October, USF is looking like the best college football team in the state.
    The real issue today is whether the Gators have enough talent - and time - to recover and play meaningful games in November and beyond. Because, today, that is certainly in doubt.
    For instance, the Gators have essentially become a two-person offense with Tebow and Percy Harvin. Between rushing and passing, Tebow accounted for 276 of Florida's 312 offensive yards. And Harvin's leaping catch over a defender in the fourth quarter set up UF's tying touchdown.
    But when the Gators were handed a chance to take a lead in the game's final minutes, Harvin and Tebow came up short. A screen to Harvin on first down was turned into a 6-yard loss and Florida went three and out from its 42. "It's heartbreaking. It's hard to even put in words," Tebow said. "We had opportunities to win the game."

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Two games:
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"Game A" was Florida's offensive performance in January's mythical championship game. "Game B" was Florida's offensive performance against Auburn Saturday night. Two big differences: UF did not turn the ball over against Ohio State, and turned it over twice against Auburn (though neither set the Tigers up near scoring position) and, more importantly, UF held the ball for more than 41 minutes against OSU, as opposed to 27 minutes Saturday, a difference of almost a full quarter. This was a direct result of the young defense failing to get a previously staggering Auburn offense off the field, as the Tigers controlled 18 minutes and limited Tebow to just 24 plays on three possessions, two of which combined to cover 21 plays, 117 yards and 10:56 of clock time before ending in a blocked field goal and a fumble.
The Sun's grade for the Gator defense? A `C.' But if Saturday was an example of a `C-' performance by the offense, the Gators are still at least as well off with Tebow at his most mediocre as they were with Chris Leak at his best. Expectations are everything, I guess.
* - Newton did not prove that. Not officially, anyway, though he was prolific beyond surviving records.
The end is near. Locusts hum on the horizon and rivers run with a tinge of crimson across two entire states, and, most horrible, the Dallas Morning News is printing facts like this:
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    John Mackovic (UT) and John Blake (OU) were the coaches the last time Texas and Oklahoma entered the Red River Rivalry with a conference loss.
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And lo, though their new rulers be entrenched, for one or the other, pestilence shall spread across the land, and multitudes will suffer. Or at least a couple position coaches.

Pestilence and plague is only one of the explanations floating around the Sooner State for Oklahoma's loss at Colorado: the altitude, the defense wearing down by a vast disparity in time of possession, too much toying around with formations, Ryan Reynolds playing with a numb shoulder, Malcolm Kelly failing to make a catch. Possibly a horse laxative was involved. Or, maybe - I know it's a long shot, but just maybe - the Sooners just sucked:
  • ... the 50,031 fans on hand knew CU had kicked the third-ranked Sooners all over Folsom Field long before the game-deciding play.
    "All losses stink," OU defensive coordinator Brent Venables said afterward. "They're all in one category."
    This one certainly qualifies.
    The Sooners lost on the defensive front, the offensive front and on special teams.
    In the process, they lost their composure, their toughness, their swagger, their momentum and their national respect.
    They did keep their dignity, however.
    They knew they stunk and admitted it afterward.
    OU players didn't discriminate Saturday. Their shortcomings were multifaceted.
    They dropped receptions and interceptions. They missed blocks and missed tackles.
    Receivers dropped the first pass attempt of the game (Juaquin Iglesias) and the last attempt (Joe Jon Finley) -- and there were plenty of tipped balls, muffs and bobbles in between.
    Sooners coach Bob Stoops repeatedly said his team wasn't very smart against the Buffaloes. His team wasn't very good, either.

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Ah, but were the Sooners Texas bad? Crimson and Cream Machine doesn't think so, but then, he's not imagining coach's meetings for Oklahoma's opponents, either. Not yet. Off with their heads. Patience was already running short with Penn State before it lost to a team with three Big Ten wins in the past four-plus years, but when four second half drives beginning in enemy territory yield three points between them, especially when that enemy is Illinois, well, the emotional dam tends to break:
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Where is the surprise, again?
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  • I've learned a valuable lesson this year. Unlike the stock market, in football past results are an indication of future performance. And based on the past performance of our quarterback, running back, and offensive line I am not optimistic about the rest of our season. When we started the year I dreamed of National Championships and Big Ten titles. Now that has changed. The only game I expect to win from here on out is Temple. Everything else is up for grabs. My goals for this team now are to just win six games, go to the Music City Bowl and let's start planning for 2008.
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    I said last year that Morelli was a loser. After the Outback Bowl I humbly said Mea Culpa. I defended his poor play against Notre Dame. I gave him the benefit of the doubt against Michigan saying Austin Scott, the offensive line, and the coaches were just as much to blame. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me four or five times, well I'm definitely maybe not falling for that again. I'm tired of making excuses for Anthony Morelli.
    With Penn State within one score of taking the lead or tying the game, the last four drives all entered Illinios territory. They ended interception, interception, fumble, and interception. All on the head of Anthony Morelli. Four times the Nittany Lions had a chance to take the lead or tie the game. Four times Anthony Morelli blew it. Other than #14 I thought it was a great game by the rest of the team. Rodney Kinlaw fumbled, but that was more on the defender making a great play rather than him being careless. The coaches did a fantasic job opening up the offense. The defense was a little shaky in the first half but tightened up and only gave up six points in the second half. The game was there for the taking, and #14 blew it. I'm so disgusted I can't even type his name anymore. He's forever #14 to me now.

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(You know how you know that's not a newspaper column before even reading its venom? Actual paragraphs!)
Not to rub it in, Mike, but we told you so about <STRIKE>Morelli</STRIKE> the Quarterback Who Must Not Be Named. At least you're not running into assistant coaches pounding beers the night before the game:
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In McQueary's defense, it was a night game, against Notre Dame. It shows dedication that he showed up for work at all, doesn't it?
The sky is falling. I watch movies like War of the Worlds, and I put myself in Tom Cruise's shoes, and I wonder "How would I react? What would I say to my kids to keep them safe and help them make the right decisions with the necessary levels of urgency and resolve as our entire world collapses around us?"
To post-Saban Alabama fans, apparently, losing two games in a row in September looks like a somewhat more rural version of this...
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...and Al.com is going out of its way to shepard the state's fragile state of mind from civilization's brink as the season threatens to spiral out of control:
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For his part, Todd at Roll Bama Roll is keeping it mellow the best way he knows how: the High Life. Lots and lots of High Life.
Elsewhere in Disillusion...
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Losing a big game is one thing, but losing all that Oregon lost against Cal, the way Oregon lost, is tough to swallow.
The sun rose Saturday morning, and "with a better plan," writes Nick Scala, "West Virginia might still be in it." A better gameplan? No: a better plan for structuring the entire sport so that early losers like WVU still have a shot at the mythical (or, in his scenario, not-so-mythical) championship. Steve Politi tries to keep Rutgers' devastating loss in perspective, and is without question the only local college football writer who would think to work the MLB playoffs into the equation. Though the rest of them probably wouldn't object to the idea of Mets fans throwing themselves from tall buildings...
 
JaJuan Spillman suspended indefinitely
By Mike Section: News
Posted on Mon Oct 01, 2007 at 02:29:51 PM EDT
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Steve Kragthorpe announced Monday that wide receiver/kick returner JaJuan Spillman has been suspended indefinitely. No reason was given for the suspension.
Spillman was charged with driving under the influence and possession of marijuana after a car accident on Jan. 31, but that situation was said to be handled internally.
Some are speculating that the suspension stems from an altercation Spillman had with coaches over not getting the ball enough with Harry Douglas out on Saturday. If that is the case, then kudos to Kragthorpe for responding swiftly and justly.
Trent guy, meet jet sweet. Jet sweep, meet Trent Guy.
Kragthorpe also put an end to the mysterious disappearance of defensive end Michael Adams by announcing that he may not play at all this season because of what he termed "a concussion issue." Sad news, but I like the fact that Koach informed the public instead of continuing to leave the situation up for speculation (I sound like Johnny Cochran all of the sudden). Speaking as someone who also suffered multiple concussions growing up, I feel your pain Michael...also, we should party.
 
Orakpo returns to depth chart

Monday, October 1, 2007, 01:48 PM
Texas defensive coordinator Duane Akina says he hopes to have defensive end Brian Orakpo and linebacker Sergio Kindle back from injury and back in the lineup Saturday. Orakpo is listed atop the depth chart at quick defensive end; he wasn’t on the Texas depth chart a week ago.
 
McCoy says he’s good to go

Monday, October 1, 2007, 01:07 PM
Longhorn quarterback Colt McCoy says he’s set to play Saturday against Oklahoma.
“I’m feeling better,” he said Monday.
McCoy suffered a mild concussion in Saturday’s loss to Kansas State and had to leave the game twice — before halftime and late in the fourth quarter.
McCoy said he wasn’t sure what caused him to begin feeling dizzy and start throwing up toward the end of the game, prompting trainers to take him to the locker room.
“I don’t really know what happened,” he said. “I mean, obviously, something had to have happened, got hit pretty hard or something.”
When asked whether he was concerned about lasting effects of a concussion, McCoy said he wasn’t.
“They ran some tests on me, and everything came out fine — everything matched up with the tests I took before the season,” he said.
 
RICH BROOKS HAS A WORD FOR ALL THIS.

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You know, sadness is for suckers. Anger? No. Anger is an energy, anger is a gift, and anger properly applied can do all kinds of things, like getting you into a fight with a stranger and landing you in jail, or getting you to hijack a plane at a small residential airport, start the engines, and drive it around the interstate without taking off at 125 miles an hour. Both interesting and potentially educational experiences, as well as felonies, sure–but at least they get you out of the house.
And when Papa Chaos comes at your door, you know what Kentucky coach Rich Brooks does? He tells him to fuck off, because he thinks it’s bullshit. In looking for reasons to smile today as a football fan, we looked high and low.
And yet only two things brought us out of the funk of a snapped 11 game win streak:
1. A 12 year old threw us a touchdown pass in a pickup game on Saturday. Pressure in his face, all of five feet tall, through two defenders and into our hands. Just a blistering, perfect spiral we didn’t even have to clench–the friction of the ball spinning stuck it to the palms and fingers. It was flawless and ineffably beautiful. He had a shit-eating grin on his face that exceeded valuation in currency or commodity.
2. This picture of Rich Brooks giving blood, because he really does look like he thinks this is all bullshit. We know he’s fond of the word bullshit, but just take a look at that face and tell us he thinks there’s five things in this world that aren’t bullshit besides scotch, kickass football, Mrs. Brooks, The Wild Bunch, and a nice leather armchair. Because he doesn’t, asshole. There’s bullshit all around him, especially this doctor bullshit he’s going through at the moment, and then the press conference bullshit, and then the bullshit dinner he’s got to talk at when they give him some bullshit rubber chicken and ask him to bullshit about kickass football when he could be drinking scotch, watching The Wild Bunch, and checking out Mrs. Brooks’ gams as he sits in his plush leather armchair.
And today, that’s all the inspiration we need.
Rich Brooks, when reached for this article, thought it was complete bullshit.–ed
 
Holtz Wins!

by auburn91 Mon Oct 01, 2007 at 05:35:41 PM EDT

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I PICKED THE WRONG WEEKEND TO VISIT THE LAKE
By SMQ
Posted on Mon Oct 01, 2007 at 04:59:59 PM EDT
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By Vishnu, All-Pervading essence of all beings, master of and beyond the past, present and future, creator and destroyer of all existences, one who supports, sustains and governs the Universe
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This is bad. So, so bad. I cannot even express the ongoing badness this is going to create. Like, a thousand years of scorn from Brahma. That kind of bad.

The thing is, I knew it, man. I knew it before I even walked out the door. I've been doing this long enough to know better than ignore that sinking feeling I got when I left the office early Friday. I was so anxious to drop the sacred Nadanka and Sankha and get out of the salt mines that I ignored all the warning signs. I got sloppy. You think everything is finished, the plan is in place, karma has guided every atom into the exact position to fill its purpose in the Dharmic blueprint. But then you get that feeling, like maybe I haven't covered all the bases? Matt Flynn's ankle was doing just fine, right? Andre Caldwell's knee? Ron Zook will be on the sideline? This is the universe, people! It was the same feeling I got right before my sixth incarnation on Earth, as Parasurama, killer of the nefarious King Kartavirya, who had made off with the holy cow Kamadenhu, granter of all desires. We were certain Dan Hawkins hadn't gotten his hands on that steer?
I could feign innocence, but I knew it from the start: I picked the wrong weekend to spend at the lake. It seemed so perfect. Too perfect. An entire Saturday with only one game between ranked teams. What could go wrong? I should have known: everything. But did I listen to my doubts? Of course not. Does Vishnu ever listen to reason? All I heard was Lakshmi promising everything would be okay, the eternal cosmic order would still be there when we got back. And foot rubs (she knows me too well - although I think we all know the next immortal deity that turns his head at one of Lakshmi's foot rubs will be the first). "What's going to go wrong?" she said. "Maryland's going to beat Rutgers?" I have to admit, when we got to the cabin, out in the open, fresh air, laying beside the lake, moonlight sparkling and shimmering off its placid surface, it did sound pretty silly. Maryland, the offense that failed to gain 300 yards against Florida International? With Jordan Steffy at quarterback? Against one of the country's top ten statistical defenses? What was I worried about, here, in this paradise, after all the work my branch had put into establishing the inviolable march of Dharma? Brandon Cox?
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Auburn mocks Florida, predetermined fate of known universe.
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I slept well that night. It will be the last time in a long time.
I wish I could say I had nightmares, of West Virginia blowing coverages downfield or some white guy shredding Texas' secondary and punt return team while Colt McCoy serves up interception after interception. Maybe if I said that, I could at least pretend I tried to find a phone, to warn someone what was going to happen. But that kind of thing, it just doesn't enter into my thought process anymore. Maybe I'm getting old. After you order every element of the universe to align itself along a certain divine path for a few millenia, you think you've seen everything. I guess nothing can truly prepare you for Anthony Morelli.
Now: no Oklahoma-Texas. No Florida-LSU. No West Virginia-Rutgers. Oh, we'll still go through with it. The cosmic order is nothing if not flexible. Do you think karma was going to allow Mike Ditka to win a Super Bowl? We adjust to the anomalies and hand out retribution later - O.J. is ironically arrested for trying to steal back the items he had to sell as a result of getting off for murder; Ditka coaches the Saints (they had it coming, too; cosmic efficiency). We like to keep it creative.
But none of that was going on Saturday, while I was lounging in the hammock, taking in my advance copy of I Am America (And So Can You) (jealous? Dalit!) while Lakshmi absentmindedly sketched out a cover for her pamphlet arguing in defense of the Shudras (I am not okay with this, I mean, how could I be? But you try defending the caste system that has underlied every element of society from the beginning of civilization when she's in one of her moods). No, Saturday was pretty much a Grade A fuck up. Probably one of the worst ever. At least since Mangal Pande. Two hundred years of meticulous planning, oversight, genetic manipulation through intricate social engineering and oppressively selective marriage specifically designed to produce the Tebow Child for his dramatic role in the culminating battle of Florida and LSU in Baton Rouge...and that 18-year-old kid hits that field goal? Twice? Where did he come from? How am I supposed to explain that to Brahma? Oh, he is going to be so pissed.
That may be the hardest part, waiting for Brahma to come down on me. The other shoe could drop any minute. Look, I know I screwed up. I know how many people we lost over the centuries in literal rivers of blood in order to set up a showdown of 5-0 rivals in the Red River Shootout. I was in the meetings. He doesn't have to tell me I screwed up. It's not like it happens every day. But after that Appalachian State thing...man, this is not going to be pretty. If he would just come out and yell at me already and tell me to get my head out of my Padma, maybe I'd feel better about it and be able to focus on fixing it. Cuz I gotta say, man, right now, I don't what the hell I'm supposed to do about South Florida and Kentucky.


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What Now? Fixing The Longhorn Offense, Part 1

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We Texas fans find ourselves in quite the difficult situation: we have a problem which is relatively easy to diagnose, but, I'm afraid, tremendously difficult to fix. Let's start from the beginning, though.
Up and until the Vince Young Release Party, when the coaches shelved the offense they'd been running to unshackle the greatest player to ever don a collegiate uniform, Greg Davis, Mack Brown and the Longhorns employed a straightforward under-center attack. The results were mostly good, but often disastrous against opponents with good defenses. Bob Stoops reeled off five straight wins against the 'Horns from 2000-04, in large part because he succeeded in preventing Greg Davis from stretching the field. Dink, dunk. Hunt, peck. A yard here. Two there. Whoops, another loss.
When it became clear midway through 2004 that we were wasting Vince Young's strengths in that system, Davis and Brown made some significant changes. By 2005, they'd created an incredibly simple, but devastatingly effective package of plays to highlight Young. Texas ran virtually every play out of the same formation. The variations were reads for Young to make. Keep the ball, hand it off, or, on the pass plays, freeze six guys who are petrified he might take off at any second.
We won a national championship with Vince Young. And we wouldn't have if Davis and Brown hadn't properly utilized him. Mack Brown and Greg Davis will always get a lot of love from me for that reason alone. They did it. We won it. It was freaking glorious...
But Vince is gone and things have unraveled as quickly as they came together. With Saturday's embarrassing loss to Kansas State, the Vince Young honeymoon officially ends and we've got to start figuring out what to do next.
The McCoy Conjecture
Way back in June of this year, I took a look at Texas' 2006 body of work and concluded that Texas would sink or swim with Colt McCoy's health and effectiveness. The operating theory was based on a look at how McCoy valiantly resurrected the team - beginning with OU - with a flurry of outstanding passing performances. Moreover, when McCoy went down against Kansas State, the wheels of the team came off.
I think I was right that McCoy's strong play last year was the reason for our offensive success and that his injury killed our high hopes for the season. But my prediction for 2007 turned out to be quite wrong: In applying the lessons of last year to speculating how we might be effective in 2007, I wrote:
All told, I'm sold on the idea that the wins will come to the degree that Colt performs well. Which means that the pass blocking in general, and Tony Hills in particular, are far more important than anything else. That, and Greg Davis' willingness not to get overly-caught up in an "establish the run at all costs" mindset. If he sees thinks like I do (and the evidence from last year indicates he does), his gameplan will work quite the opposite - spreading the field, using Colt-to-Quan/Finley as his running game of sorts, while stretching the field with Sweed and Shipley. Once teams get tired of that particular form of punishment, there ought to be ample room for Charles and Co. to scamper about.
That's a fine idea in theory, but we've encountered several ugly problems in application so far this year:
  1. Texas has failed to stretch the field with the vertical passing game.
  1. McCoy has been neither healthy nor effective.
The first point is a long-standing complaint about Greg Davis among Longhorn fans. When the tough teams come to town, the Texas offensive gameplan retreats to a predictable, conservative, mess of timidity.
The second point, though, is far more complicated. I'm not surprised, then, that the Sunday Morning Quarterback foreshadowed this way back in July:
McCoy, out of necessity and opportunity (his receivers are a pretty first-rate group), has evolved into the role of primary playmaker, who is now expected to make hay of adverse situations. This can be a very good development, and almost certainly will be if Charles' slightly diminished star is in fact back on the rise. Or it could be too much to put on a competitor who reached his physical ceiling very quickly and needs a degree of balance. Nobody seems to have given a lot of thought to the latter case...
And indeed we did not.
What's was awkwardly obvious to Texas fans through the Longhorns' four non-conference games in 2007 was painfully, fatally exposed for the rest of the world on Saturday in Austin: teams have made adjustments to the McCoy-based offense, and Texas has failed to make proper counter-adjustments.
Greg Davis abandoned a successful running game in the first quarter Saturday with his decision to start rolling Colt McCoy out of a pocket that was holding strong. The result? Disaster. McCoy started getting hammered by K-State defenders on the perimeter. He suffered a concussion. He threw interceptions. Davis just couldn't get away from it, though. At one point, Davis called 11 straight pass plays, none of them more than 15 yards down the field.
It was an unmitigated disaster, and Texas lost.
In Part 2 we'll discuss where to go from here.
 
Trautwein, Rainey suffer season-ending injuries

Posted: Monday October 1, 2007 6:02PM; Updated: Monday October 1, 2007 6:02PM
GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- No. 9 Florida will be without offensive tackle Phil Trautwein and freshman running back Chris Rainey for the rest of the season.
Trautwein, a senior captain who started every game for the national champions last season, missed the first five games this year because of a stress fracture in his right foot. The Gators (4-1) had hoped he would be able to return, but coach Urban Meyer said Monday he was done for the season.
"I don't believe he'll play this year," Meyer said.
Trautwein is expected to receive a medical redshirt and return next season.
Rainey, one of numerous freshmen playing for the Gators, injured his shoulder and was expected to have surgery soon. He returned one kickoff for 39 yards, one punt for 22 yards and had one carry for 10 yards.
The Gators do expect to have receiver Andre "Bubba" Caldwell back at full speed for Saturday's game at top-ranked LSU. Caldwell played sparingly in a 20-17 loss to Auburn after missing two games with a sprained ligament in his right knee.
"He's become a leader," Meyer said. "He's an inspiration to the team. He was wild on that sideline during the (Auburn) game. He has to keep control of his emotions because he's such an emotional guy. And we need Bubba back."
 
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Before dealing with the high science of "chaos theory" in this crazy world of college football, we give you a pair of citizen commentaries that are inspired by a higher power... and no, we're not talking about special teams, either.
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ByMatthew Zemek

Mr. Zemek's e-mail: mzemek@hotmail.com

Short-Form Weekly Affirmation: Fast Track Gold Club

With the Mike Gundy story demanding special and exclusive attention in the Weekly Affirmation, we move the other components of the column to this week's Monday Morning Quarterback. We start with another "citizen journalist" entry, this one provided by Frank Rega, a member of the Rutgers University Class of 1965. Mr. Rega has his own views about collegiate athletics mushrooming out of control, but his act of journalistic legwork is found in his presentation of a short commentary delivered by a Roman Catholic priest who spoke about the athletic-industrial complex in a parish newsletter. The Weekly Affirmation/Monday Morning Quarterback wishes to state, for the record, that Mr. Rega--being ethical and of sound character--formally secured the approval of his pastor, who subsequently gave the green light to have his commentary run in this space. We're honored to have Frank Rega and Father Richard Williams appear in cyberspace. If you have comments for the two gentlemen, I will--of course--forward them along.

Citizen Journalist Entries: Money and Manners in Collegiate Athletics

"College football games only prove that the professional athletes recruited by one school and paid in the form of tens of thousands of dollars worth of scholarships, were able to outplay another school's professional athletes paid off in similar kind. In the meantime, the real students, who are studying to be teachers, scientists, businesspeople or historians, were in the stands watching the game.

When I had read about the foul language with which the Navy players, a couple of games ago, were greeted by a small but rowdy group of Rutgers fans, I thought back to games I attended in the 1960's. I cannot recall even one instance of anyone on either side shouting out profanities--it was unthinkable. However, in reading comments in the news forums from some of the people who defend this behavior, one gets the impression that they believe it is perfectly normal and acceptable to act this way at sports events. Is this the harvest to be reaped by emphasizing big-time university sports? When I read this article by Fr. Williams, it seemed to perfectly summarize the problem as well as the solution."

-- Frank Rega, Rutgers 1965

"In the 1950's Bishop (Fulton) Sheen joked that every college should have three football teams: one for offense, one for defense, and one to attend class. It was simpler in the beginning. Students from one school would play students from another. Anybody could try out for the team. Then came athletic scholarships -- two words that are unrelated. Today, colleges are offering scholarships to those not yet out of grade school. The University of Arizona recently offered a scholarship to a 7th grader; Syracuse is recruiting a 15-year-old who has yet to play in a high school basketball game. He has problems with both academics and discipline. U.S.C. has received commitments from two 8th graders. Even our local colleges recruit early because of the intense competition for athletes. But does being a good athlete automatically make one college material? Emphasizing sports over academics sometimes affects even our Catholic high schools and grade schools. There are instances of students repeating 8th grade in order to increase their chances of a successful sports career in high school. I guess you have to plan carefully if you're headed for the Big Show. Schools like the Penn Quakers were once nationally prominent in football. But the Ivy League long ago decided for academic excellence over success in sports. They, along with Army and Navy, remain a refreshing contrast to much of the collegiate scene. Real students playing real students -- and no need for Bishop Sheen's third team."

Fr. Richard C. Williams is the pastor of St. Thomas the Apostle Church in Glenn Mills, Pa.

Lessons from a Special Saturday

Over the weekend, you--the college football fans of America--remembered what a classic Upset Saturday smelled like. On at least one Saturday per season, the dominoes seem to fall rapidly and in clusters. Hopefully, the cyclical nature of this sport--and the repetition of patterns that always find a way to emerge once again--will begin to convince you (if they haven't already) that recruiting, while necessary to provide quality depth, is overrated when it comes to depending on a few key individuals. Just as coaches are treated like messiahs upon their arrival or run out of town when things go bad, so it also is for players.

Quarterbacks can be treated as the second coming if they're hyped enough; some, like Tim Tebow, prove to be the real deal, while others--think Jimmy Clausen--don't. But aside of the extreme examples provided by those two men, this sport is too mentally demanding. It is downright foolish to expect individual players to be psychologically impervious to the white-hot pressures involved, especially when teams play the first three or four weeks of the season in their home state, only to finally leave the comfy cocoon of cozy confines. Sam Bradford's first bad game came in his first game outside the state of Oklahoma. Mere coincidence? I would think not. Dennis Dixon rolled it up on slow defenses, but the flop sweat returned come "money time" against Cal. Teams were caught looking ahead this past weekend, much as many other teams were caught in a "hangover game" the previous weekend.

The years melt into decades, but the same patterns of college football will always be with us. Boys not yet 20 years old will look ahead and get distracted, and once the psychology works against you in this sport, you're cooked unless you can quickly flip the script in dramatic fashion. South Carolina was headed for defeat against Mississippi State until a blocked punt late in the third quarter turned the contest around on a dime. The Gamecocks avoided a stunning loss because they were able to create a seismic shift, a lightning-fast reversal of fortune, precisely when their morale was sinking like a ten-ton boulder.

Professional sports teams and the executives who run them are continuing to realize that character means more these days in the cutthroat world of big-time athletic competition. Talent will always have its place, but the people who manage sports teams for a living are increasingly convinced that they'd rather have a little more character and a little less talent in the 21st century. So if professional sports execs realize that character counts, that same lesson applies all the more to the emotionally fragile world of college football. Recruiting hype is so overrated. It's time to stop the absurd meat-market feeding frenzy surrounding the recruiting business. Sure, teams still need to recruit good players, but the value of recruiting is found in the aggregate, not in the individual. If we turned down (or off--I know I'm hoping for way too much here) the hype machine, perhaps coaches could teach their players out of the spotlight, and thereby have an even better chance of instilling character into kids who live on the edge of opportunity. Then we'll see better football, but also--and much more importantly--better-educated kids who learn holistically through their experiences of college athletics. Wouldn't that be the ultimate victory?

Quick Hitters

Stop, close your eyes, make sure you're not dreaming, and then pinch yourself just to make sure all this is really happening:

A shaky Wisconsin team is fifth in the nation. Number six? South Florida. Seventh? A Boston College team that was downright horrible against UMass and less than inspiring against Army the week before. The No. 8 team in the United States of America is a Kentucky crew that needed an improbable touchdown pass to beat a not-very-good Louisville club in the final minute. Kentucky is the same squad that, without one of those script-flipping lightning-bolt plays mentioned above, would have had its face smashed into the pavement by an Arkansas team that was running the Wildcats into the ground in Fayetteville on Sept. 22. Thursday night, Kentucky versus South Carolina matches No. 8 versus No. 11. Surreal doesn't remotely begin to describe what is transpiring in this college football season.

The events of the past weekend, and the rankings they have produced, make me want to channel my inner Lloyd Bentsen, with a football twist: "Senator, I knew college football. College football was a friend of mine. 2007 season, you're no college football. Try this one, too: "Senator, I knew No. 6 teams in the country. No. 6 teams in the country were friends of mine. South Florida, you're no No. 6 team in the country.No offense to South Florida--the Bulls are the legitimate Big East favorite at this particular point in time, and Jim Leavitt is positively standing on his head, so good is the body of work he's producing in Tampa--but that's not a No. 6 team. Good lord, no--not with that many turnovers against West Virginia. Not with a quarterback who, while having a warrior spirit like none other, is simply lacking in top-shelf ability.

What does all this mean? It means that this season--from now on--is going to be one great confirmation of the chaos theory. Atoms and protons and neutrons and electrons will be randomly and blindly smashing into each other, football-style. We'll see where all the particles--errr, teams--end up on the morning of Dec. 2.

Some folks--folks in a town called Bristol, Connecticut--either wrote or said over the weekend that USC and LSU separated themselves from the pack. Well, with USC losing two starting offensive linemen and Matt Flynn playing decidedly mediocre ball under center, it should be quite obvious that no one is--or will be--even remotely safe as this season continues. Unless something unexpected happens, we're looking at a multi-car BCS pileup, a train wreck scenario that would make 2003 seem benign by comparison.

The weekend's examples of criminally bad officiating, part one: the refusal of the replay booth to uphold a fumble call with 14:52 left in the fourth quarter of Boise State's win over Southern Miss last Thursday evening. The overwhelming extent to which officials lean toward interpreting incomplete passes over and against fumbles is a source of unending perplexity. I once again ask officials and officiating supervisors (if they ever read this column): if a receiver can tap down one foot in bounds and then step out of bounds with legal possession of the ball, how is the same act--when performed in the middle of the field--not a football move? One of these days, I'm going to bust up a television when that erroneous rule interpretation once again surfaces. LSU fans are STILL mad about being jobbed and robbed last year at Auburn, when a fourth-down catch was denied by that same erroneous rule interpretation.

Criminally bad officiating, part two: when South Carolina stopped Mississippi State on a third-down play in the red zone on Saturday afternoon, stuffing a halfback option pass before it developed, a phantom defensive holding call was made against a member of the Gamecocks' secondary. The penalty must have been for "breathing," not holding. Much like the phony pass interference penalty that stole a touchdown from the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XL, officials sometimes make calls based on astoundingly small amounts of contact. In basketball, that's hard to truly officiate with any consistency. In football, it shouldn't be as hard.

Proof that Florida lost simply because the Gators' heads weren't into the Auburn game on Saturday night: whereas a fake punt delivered Florida from danger against South Carolina in a narrow win last season, another fake punt--which did gain a first down against the Tigers Saturday night--was nullified because the punter didn't line up properly. The extra measure of focus belonging to last year's club is and has been missing from Florida this season. The realm of the mental is trumping the realm of the physical for Urban Meyer's bunch. Auburn wasn't more talented than the Gators, and never will be; Florida snoozed and went on to lose. Period.

Just asking: have you seen a better tackle in recent memory than the one made by USC's Keith Rivers against Washington's Jake Locker with 37 seconds left in the third quarter of Saturday night's game? Locker is a big, strong specimen with speed to burn, and Rivers ran across the field to chase him down and horse-collar U-Dub's bucking bronco. Unreal.

Gee, Greg Robinson and Syracuse: nice way to sustain the post-Louisville momentum by losing to Miami of Ohio.

Anyone still want to tell me that John Parker Wilson is the real deal at Alabama?

Ron Zook: your day in the sun is richly deserved. Your hard work is continuing to pay off. Just remember when you make a bowl game, though, to send Anthony Morelli a nice Christmas card.

There were lots of huge wins on Saturday, of course, but none more cathartic than the one produced by Colorado. Overcoming a 2-10 season is one thing; being able move past the jarring and scarring Gary Barnett years (and the poor way in which Barnett himself was treated by the UC administration) is an even bigger accomplishment, and that's exactly what happened when Dan Hawkins' team said, "Later, Sooners!" on Saturday.

Just when it seemed Navy was in trouble of losing its grip on the Commander-in-Chief Trophy, Paul Johnson rallied 'round the flag and got his kids to elevate their game against Air Force. The folks in Annapolis continue to revel in their great good fortune of having one of the very best coaches in the United States.

The Clemson Tigers have different players each and every season, like any other college sports team. How, then, can one football program display the exact same tendencies, personality traits, and psychological quirks each and every season? Are there some eight-year veterans on this team that we don't know about?

We're sitting here wondering when Michigan State and Arizona State will follow the path of Clemson. But with the way those two teams are being coached this season, the Spartans and Sun Devils might not repeat history. Stay tuned.

You want predictions on the Red River Rivalry and Florida-LSU? My editor will force me to give my picks on all the games--as is the case each week--but let me say this in advance: while being contractually obligated to make picks, I'd be lying if I told you that I had the slightest idea of what to expect in these titanic tilts. I don't have the foggiest notion of what will happen. Again, college football season has become an exercise in chaos theory. Sit back and be prepared to expect just about anything.
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This week, we devote the entire column to the Mike Gundy-Jenni Carlson story at Oklahoma State. Commentary on the weekend of football action--along with a special pair of "citizen journalist" entries--appears in the Weekly Affirmation's companion column, the Monday Morning Quarterback.
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ByMatthew Zemek

Mr. Zemek's e-mail: mzemek@hotmail.com

Long-Form Weekly Affirmation: "Gundy-Gate" Special Edition

Last weekend, while writing about fan-journalist tensions at Rutgers and Alabama, little did I know that the mother of all media firestorms was developing in Stillwater, Okla.

The Mike Gundy-Jenni Carlson saga is little more than a week old, but the Weekly Affirmation wanted to sift through the aftermath before weighing in. If you read the previous week's Affirmation, you'll already have an extensive understanding of this controversy's inner dynamics. But if you didn't read last week's column--and especially if you care about journalism in the state of Oklahoma--you need to take a deep breath, clear your mind, check your fan allegiances at the door, and devote sober attention to this examination of a story that has so much to say about America itself, not just the smaller world of college football.

Before we continue, though, a brief word about last week's Affirmation. One of the supreme ironies of human interactions--not just in the world of column writing, but in all fields of endeavor--is that the more you explain yourself, the more you can come under fire from others. This was the dynamic that emerged in response to last week's column. The more I attempted to explain myself to Rutgers fans, the more they viewed my motives and methods in a negative light. It's a pattern that usually arises in reader-columnist interactions, but it's part of human nature on a much wider scale--it happens all the time. When I officiated recreation-league basketball games over the past few years, my attempts to fully explain calls only evoked more intense anger from the players, who thought I was baiting them into technical fouls instead of (get this!) simply wanting to teach the game to them and promote fundamentally sound play.

What's the point of that little anecdote? When relationships lack a basic foundation of trust and openness, explanations--no matter how sincere, detailed or thorough--will be viewed skeptically (if not worse). One of my main themes in last week's essay was that time is the enemy of the reader-journalist relationship, and of journalism in general. Despite pounding that statement into my readers' skulls, my inbox was greeted with a number of replies from Rutgers fans who said that my article was ridiculously long and that they didn't even make it through the whole piece. Apparently, they didn't read (or pay attention to) my major theme: time is the enemy. The whole point of my argument was that fans (readers or news consumers when the subject matter isn't sports) need to take time if they want to receive better journalism in this country. You need to take time to wrestle with the arguments that journalists confront on an everyday basis, whether at meetings in newspaper offices or behind the keyboard for Internet columnists who live a more solitary existence. If you want to offer constructive criticism of both individual journalists and of the journalism industry in general, you need to be willing to take the time to sift through extended essays and lengthy arguments. You can't cherry pick the views you like, and you can't duck in and out of controversies.

With this important point as prelude, then, please take the time to digest this week's Affirmation, and to restrain your emotions until you've had a good 24 hours to truly weigh the various questions that will be put forth in this essay. Readers will produce far more effective criticisms of journalists--and thereby keep us honest and accountable--if they take time on the "front end" of the larger process: formulating precise arguments that can identify weaknesses in journalism while also acknowledging the good things journalists do. If a columnist receives critiques that, while valid, are flooded with raging emotion, s/he will respond to the emotion rather than the content. This will only fuel the sense of emotional disconnect that currently poisons the well when reader-columnist issues are concerned.

With that word of caution behind us, then, let's proceed with an examination of "Gundy-Gate" and the major issues that flowed from it.

In one week, a lot of ink is spilled and a lot of bandwidth is used. Safe to say, everyone (and then some) has had an opinion on this story. For this reason, I'll try to avoid piggy-backing on others' insights as much as I possibly can. But if I had to echo a few of the many voices who have weighed in on this matter, I would choose ESPN's Gene Wojciechowski and Chris Fowler. "Wojo" talked about the climate of distrust that envelops the public's relationship with the press. Fowler--from a more football-specific angle--noted how the Oklahoma State coaching staff was probably frustrated that some degree of insider information (or perhaps just insider debate) was being leaked to the press, in the form of Jenni Carlson. ESPN's pair of pundits helped this discussion because they went beyond the obvious (something good columnists and reporters will do) and tried to unearth the deeper layers of context and meaning that--when explored and confronted honestly--will lead to education and edification for everyone involved.

From my vantage point (and this is something I've consciously written about for the past four college football seasons), the biggest thing we all need to learn--as coaches, journalists and readers (in other words, as human persons)--is that before you can trust your gut instincts in life, you need to fill your gut with ample intellectual and spiritual food. In other words, a gut reaction--while seemingly natural and, therefore, appropriate--must be informed by a deeper sense of awareness that refers to both the internal self and the external world. The more reflection, deep contemplation, and honest examination one performs in life's earlier years, the more one's gut instincts can be trusted in later years. Gut reactions aren't inherently good or bad; the key is that their level of quality will generally depend on the extent of information, reflection and questioning that precedes them.

If you're reading this essay--and especially if you're an Oklahoma State fan, student or alumnus--I need to make something clear about Gundy-Gate: there's no easy answer, no neat and tidy explanation that will solve everything. The only real solution--for you as readers, for Ms. Carlson as a columnist, for Mike Gundy as a coach, and for the editors of The Daily Oklahoman as caretakers of journalism in the state of Oklahoma--is to devote considerable time to the issues, tensions and pressure points that envelop all of us in the daily struggles that define the world we inhabit. Deep down--and this is something I know all too well myself--the quality of journalism in this country is poor and heading downward. The condition of the journalism industry is critical and worsening. The newspaper business is on its deathbed. Network TV news ceased to be relevant about a decade ago, after beginning to lose its foothold in the 1980s, once CNN entered the picture. These and other similarly dark realities about journalism shaped the backdrop for Gundy-Gate, the perfect storm in which a controversy could emerge from a column that was sloppy but, on a grander scale, fairly innocuous. (More on Carlson's column in a bit...)

The elephant in the room when discussing Gundy-Gate is that journalists are (and have become) an easy target. Why? Because criticisms of journalists are--on a general level--so easy to make... not just in terms of identifying the weaknesses of journalism as it is currently practiced, but in terms of resonating with a majority of Americans on a gut level, a visceral level, a primal level. No matter how conscientious or intellectually enlightened a journalist might be, his or her work can and will be shouted down if there's enough of an emotional groundswell that can oppose it. And while no one would confuse Jenni Carlson with Edward R. Murrow, the point is still a salient one: journalists--flawed human beings like everyone else--deserve the right to learn from their mistakes instead of being uniquely crucified for them. The same is also true of college football coaches like Mike Gundy.

Carlson's column--the one that started this whole mess--was not an elegant piece of work. But while its phrasings were poor (the facts of her column have been disputed by Bobby Reid's mother, but not directly by Gundy, who said that "I don't have to" rebut Carlson's claims), the basic point of Carlson's piece was both reasonable and fairly routine in the world of sports journalism. When I covered the Seattle University basketball team as the sports editor of the student newspaper, I received my first taste of interactions with coaches and players. With Seattle U. being a Jesuit school that didn't register on the larger Seattle sports scene (unlike 1958, when Elgin Baylor led the Chieftains--now the Redhawks--to the NCAA Final Four), I was the only reporter in the gym on many nights. I can recall missing the end of the 1997 Auburn-Alabama game so that I could wait outside the locker room for two hours (some intense heart-to-hearts were conducted after a tough early-season loss) and talk with the coach. Interviews with players never went anywhere; I rarely received comments that transcended the stock boilerplate of the athletes who have the microphones and tape recorders thrust in front of them.

Mindful of my own experiences as a journalist, I can relate to Ms. Carlson, who tried to unearth relevant facts and details about Oklahoma State's quarterback situation, which was cloaked in mystery and mixed signals. Because Gundy didn't readily provide ample information about Bobby Reid's status (as it is the right of Gundy and his staff to do, if the benefit of secrecy outweighs the need to provide good PR for the program), Carlson wrote a column that tried to hint at the story without nailing it down. Under the umbrella of a column (as opposed to a report or another type of piece that is divorced from the realm of editorial opinion), Carlson's work could be fairly described as clumsy, but certainly not incendiary. The journalism was sloppy, but it was properly focused; Carlson's use of imagery was tragically poor, but the larger point she was trying to make was a reasonable and solid one: namely, "Why is Bobby Reid going in and out of the lineup when the OSU coaching staff has made public comments to the contrary? In other words, what's really going on behind the scenes with this football program?" That's a solid, bread-and-butter focus for a journalist; the problem was that Carlson's phrasings and reportage were insufficient to the task she laid out for herself. You could call Gundy-Gate a perfect illustration of the saying, "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

Carlson is guilty of a number of journalistic sins, but those sins exist in connection to the quality of her execution, not the soundness of her ideas. She had a good angle; she didn't produce wordsmithing or reportage that were clear enough to convey her angle with substance and power. Carlson made mistakes, but given that her column seemed to trip lightly around the edges of a story instead of getting to the heart of the matter with perfect clarity, it's odd that this--of all the columns written throughout the United States during a football weekend--wound up creating the firestorm that eventually erupted. I'm sure that Carlson herself--like any columnist who strongly feels the need to express criticisms about a situation that isn't being handled well--could have poured a lot more acid, venom and vinegar into a column than what she did on the morning of Sept. 22. As I sometimes tell readers, "if you only knew what incendiary language really looked like."

Once again, emotions--and the tempering thereof--demand further discussion here, because Gundy-Gate, along with other stories that have stoked the fires of anti-journalist sentiment through the years, is a teachable moment for all of us, with implications that go far beyond the college football world. In case you haven't noticed, non-sports stories have magnified the importance of this Oklahoma State football controversy.

Sunday morning, as I set out to write this column, I made a survey of newspapers (through the Internet, of course). In The Seattle Times, nationally syndicated columnist Leonard Pitts wrote about the risks associated with allowing free speech. A Google on Mr. Pitts could easily turn up that column. In The New York Times, Jonathan D. Glater wrote a piece, titled "Between Free Speech and a Hard Place," about Columbia University President Lee Bollinger's "double decision" to host Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad but then excoriate him before last week's highly publicized question-and-answer session.

In many obvious ways, these two collisions--Carlson v. Gundy and Bollinger v. Ahmadinejad--are substantially different, especially in terms of their level of ultimate importance. But in many other real ways, these two battles matter equally, because they point to the same principle America has always claimed to defend and honor: the right to free speech. It's part of this thing called... ummm... errrrr... uhhhhh... lemme see... wait... it's coming... oh, come on, Matt... ooh, yes, yes, I remember now... it's... it's... it's... OH, YEAH!

Democracy!

A figure no less esteemed than Winston Churchill said that democracy was the worst form of government, except for all the alternatives. We chuckle when we hear that statement (for the first time or for the ten-thousandth time), but when the laughter dies down, we have to realize, as Americans, the truth behind Churchill's purposeful and pointed one-liner: democracy--like the human organism itself--is messy, laden with contradictions, and often hard to understand. Democracy--like human beings--demands endless patience, gentle treatment, and the allowance of mistakes over time.

Here's what we need to understand about Gundy-Gate, the Ahmadinejad brouhaha, and any other contentious situation involving the collision of two different viewpoints and all their attendant social interests: no two human beings are exactly alike. Even identical twins have different veins and arteries, will brush their hair at different times of day, and sleep in different beds. Each one of us is a person uniquely shaped by thousands of different events in our early years and, if we live long enough, millions of events in our adult years. To live as a human being is to live in the face of the realization that your thoughts are not the thoughts of others. Many like-minded people do exist in the world, but even within that context of like-mindedness, individual divergences and disagreements will always linger.

Out here in Seattle, I'm surrounded by liberals. But many of these same liberals dislike sports, don't attend church on a weekly basis, and view philanthropy as something you do for arts and culture, not for the poor and homeless. So while I'm a liberal, I'm a lonely liberal because of all my other beliefs and preferences. In many ways, I'd rather spend my time with a conservative who likes sports, attends church, and serves the poor. Those things matter more than political labels that are becoming less relevant and more outdated as time marches on.

I learned over several years--and have finally absorbed into my bones and marrow--a central reality of human life: it takes a lifetime--if we're really, really lucky--to fully understand and deeply love one person who didn't shepherd or accompany us through our early years. To deeply appreciate even one solitary human being outside of a family member is to know something very special and, dare I say it in this secular publication, sacred.

Once you make that fundamental realization, your life should never be the same again.

When you do arrive at that point of revelation, and you discover just how difficult it is to know even one person outside your immediate family (and for many of us, of course, knowing even one family member proves to be elusive throughout our entire lives), you should then see the need to treat every person with humility, respect and gentleness. To put this in another but more powerful way, the way you treat one human being must become the way in which you treat all human beings; the person in front of you is no more or less human, no more or less deserving of love, than any other human being on the planet. To fully encounter this searing truth is to desire reconciliation and good will among all people: in clashes between universities (Columbia) and Iranian presidents, and in conflicts between university football coaches (Mike Gundy) and columnists who make mistakes (Jenni Carlson). What you want for yourself and your family should be what you want for all of humanity. This is, in a word, compassion--unvarnished, unfiltered, free of nostalgia or sentimentality. Compassion isn't about giving a buck or a burger to a struggling person (as good as that is); it's about caring deeply in your heart for another human being and sharing in that person's difficult plight, whatever it might be. Compassion involves feeling the pain of others, whatever that pain might be and whatever forms it might acquire. Compassion should govern our everyday lives--as journalists, as fans, and as coaches or players.

We come to the next stage of this essay, where we deal with this situation so that when a future firestorm erupts--in Oklahoma or elsewhere in the United States--we can respond appropriately on all sides.

I don't think anyone in this drama--Gundy, Carlson, or the editors of The Daily Oklahoman--is any more right or wrong than the other. Analytically, I think everyone made mistakes while acting with the best of intentions in mind. The problem I had from the very beginning of this emotional rollercoaster ride was unrelated to any one person's actions--including those of Gundy, who backed a player and, for the most part, did what he was supposed to do. My problem with this whole sorry saga is the same problem that always dominates controversies involving the press: it's the system, stupid. The larger structures we have in this country are responsible for shaping--and usually poisoning--the ways in which human beings conduct themselves on a mass scale. This is true because when human beings--on the ground at the local level--feel powerless in the face of larger structures, they will vent their emotions instead of taking the time to change the system itself. This applies to American democracy, but it also very much applies to newspapers and news-gathering corporations at large.

When I looked into this story from a distance and visited Scout.com's Oklahoma State message boards over the past week (disclaimer: College Football News is a partner of the Scout.com content-providing network), one interesting line of argument kept coming at me from Cowboy fans who rallied to Gundy's defense (and berated Carlson): "The Daily Oklahoman is a pro-Sooner newspaper."

Of course, I have no legitimate basis for judging that statement. All I can say is that this line of thinking was virtually unanimous on the site. The view might be misinformed, shortsighted and just plain wrong, but the mere reality that it simply exists in a wider community should be cause enough for alarm. And in light of another discovery I made about Oklahoma media outlets, I began to realize that while The Daily Oklahoman has a fine editor (Ed Kelley) who has given some very solid, timely and socially beneficial editorials on various subjects pertaining to the state of Oklahoma (I visited the paper's website over the past week and browsed the archives), one can still cry foul about the larger structures that house Mr. Kelley's editorial viewpoints, as good as they in fact are.

I learned in the past week (it's easy to find out--just go to the Oklahoman website) that the newspaper enjoys a synergistic relationship with a local Oklahoma television station. The newspaper will report some stories covered by the TV station, and the TV station's nightly newscasts will often involve commentary or reports from newspaper staffers. Both outlets get to display the other's logo, and they get to pool their resources to publicize--and feed off--the other. This recent partnership in the larger media world is being (and has been) duplicated in other cities. I know this because my birthplace--Phoenix--is home to such a partnership, between The Arizona Republic and the local NBC affiliate, KPNX-TV. Phoenix is a one-newspaper town these days, because the worsening condition of the newspaper business took down the Republic's one remaining longtime competitor, The Phoenix Gazette, sometime in the 1990s. In a climate of media consolidation, furthered by a recent series of rulings by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), these partnerships are proliferating across the United States, with the result being more commercially-oriented, profit-motivated news coverage instead of journalism that looks out for the little guy and generally covers the urgent interests of a community. It's usually liberals such as myself who get worked up about FCC hearings and like matters, but it seems that Oklahomans need to get riled up about the same kinds of concerns.

The folks who run and work atThe Daily Oklahoman struck me, over the past week, as people who have a sincere desire to further the cause of journalism. Their motivations and intentions seem to be appropriate, their goals and aims reasonable. This is true of Ms. Carlson, who--to repeat--had a good story angle, but didn't perform her assigned tasks with the clarity or precision she needed. Just as Gundy-Gate is not the fault of any one person, so it also is true that the quality of journalism in the state of Oklahoma is not due to the people who work at The Daily Oklahoman, which enjoys a substantial advantage in readership over the less widely-distributed (but very dogged and dedicated)Tulsa World. The problem with journalism in Oklahoma is the same problem with journalism throughout the United States: with all corporations expected to make a profit, news-based corporations are also having to make a profit as well. If you know anything about history--or if you simply saw the 2005 movie Good Night and Good Luck --you would immediately recognize the problem at hand. It's a severe one, and it goes far beyond Gundy-Gate. The actions of one football coach, and the media-bashing that followed, are but a few symptoms of a much bigger disease.

Very simply, journalism never was, isn't now, and never will be a field of human endeavor that should make a monetary profit. Journalism is not supposed to profit society financially; journalism is supposed to profit people intellectually, socially, physically, ethically, politically, morally and systemically. Journalism is supposed to promote public health and safety; inform citizens (not merely people; citizens ); explain concepts; expose the powerful; and bring transparency from murkiness, among other things. Journalism, in short, is supposed to be a public service built on trust--trust that is earned with the larger (local or national) population. The very nature and mission of journalism necessarily require that a monetary profit be far down on the priority list, and certainly not in the top spot. In Ed Murrow's day, journalism was still (for the most part) a public service, and his organization--CBS (like the other two major broadcast networks)--had a news division that was not expected to turn a profit; it was expected to report the news and serve the people.

The reaction to Gundy-Gate in the Oklahoma State community is so alarming, then, because the frustrations of people in and around the university have a right to demand diversity in the media landscape in their state. This isn't the fault of the men and women who staff the Oklahoman, but at the end of the day, the problem remains unaddressed: the multiplicity of media voices needed to fully serve all viewpoints and interests in the state of Oklahoma is sadly nonexistent. Media consolidation and downsizing--the fruits of the poisonous tree known as the profit motive, which is steadily killing journalism throughout America--are leaving Oklahoma State fans, alumni and students without a voice they feel they can trust. This is how structures and systems do far more harm than individuals. We saw it in the particulars of Gundy-Gate, too.

The profit motive that dominates America (not just the business of journalism) was alive and at work in this series of incidents. The way our current structures are set up in this country, ordinary folks crave info on the state university's starting quarterback more than on the state government's attempts to fight poverty. Media outlets devote more resources to the coverage of sports than to social issues of dire importance. The way things are set up in this country right now, coaches like Mike Gundy stand to benefit from berating journalists in ways that will gain public sympathy and approval. Let's face it: from standpoints of recruiting, publicity, economics, and team loyalty, Gundy profited from his outburst. It's hard to knock a guy when he does something that advances his career while causing, on a larger scale, a relative minimum of pain and suffering. This is not to minimize what Jenni Carlson went through; as someone who receives a lot of vitriol and sometimes spends sleepless nights as a result, I know all too well what Ms. Carlson is experiencing. The larger point, though, should be clear: Gundy has just advanced his career on a number of very important levels. By choosing the right time to unload on a journalist who deserved better--and more specifically, by striking the right chord and hitting the right nerve in the larger culture--Gundy is now likely to make his family ever more secure in the long run. THAT is the problem I have with this whole mess.

Yes, it's undeniable to anyone with a conscience and a functioning brain: the way our systems and structures currently exist in the United States of America, people profit from treating others badly. In other words, people have every incentive in the world to be uncompassionate, and have virtually no financial or material incentives to be compassionate. Our American social structures encourage us to be anything but compassionate, to be people who--instead of sharing in the pain of others--cause the pain of others. This is just as true--I hasten to add--in the worlds of talk radio and the other truly corrosive media outlets (usually on the broadcast side; if you think newspapers and print publications are the worst of the lot, you don't get around nearly enough) who unload on public figures. It works both ways (the media dishing it out, and the media taking it), but the bottom line is the same: people are set up to benefit from hurting others.

One could say, at the end of the day, that capitalism is just as messy as democracy: it's the worst form of economic activity, except for all the alternatives. You can't just talk about the need to have democracy and capitalism; you need to act in ways that promote the deepest, best and truest principles of democracy and capitalism while protecting those who are minimized or hurt by the limitations of the two systems. Managing systems and structures is the real way to effect positive change--in journalism or any other aspect of society. If you focus on individuals such as Jenni Carlson or Mike Gundy as emblems of problems (or, perhaps, solutions), you're missing the boat. If you blame individuals for the failings of vast institutions and industries, you're looking at the symptoms instead of the causes. Start looking at the causes.

We've arrived at the final part of this special edition of the Weekly Affirmation. After a necessarily lengthy explanation of many interlocking factors and competing tensions, I will leave you with a homework assignment to carry into the next media firestorm that emerges in America. It could deal with the presidential campaigns, or it could come from the college football world. But whatever the situation, one hopes that people will start acting in less emotional ways, and with more attention to the layers and details that make daily journalism so difficult. If you want to demand better journalism (and, for that matter, better conduct by journalists, coaches, politicians, and all people in the public eye), you need to make a daily habit out of wrestling with questions instead of settling for emotionally easy "answers" that really aren't answers at all. In other words, if you really care about journalism and want to influence the journalists who live and work in your local communities across America, you need to develop a specific set of standards that can hold up under scrutiny and intense examination when a media-centered controversy erupts. A good journalist isn't someone who defends your university, head football coach, or star quarterback in every instance. A good journalist--as a reporter or as a columnist--treats people fairly in times of both criticism and praise.

Want to develop some standards, college football fans (especially in Stillwater and the Oklahoma State community)? Look at Gundy-Gate and spend weeks, if not months, wrestling with these questions:

Would you have reacted differently to this story if Ms. Carlson used an image other than "being fed fried chicken by his mom" to refer to Bobby Reid's attitude?

What if Carlson referred to "eating chicken stir fry with his mom"? Would you have been as outraged then?

How about, "being fed fried chicken by his uncle"?

If a player's attitude or character affects his team's performance (and of course, it does on many occasions), how should journalists balance the need to criticize versus the need to stay out of making character judgments? What are the standards there?

What standards should guide columnists when they mix statements of fact with statements of opinion in the same pieces? Do you even know when a columnist is filing a column as opposed to a game report or a piece of news analysis? How clear are editors or publishers in making such differences readily and outwardly known?

Just what is "an attack on a player" as opposed to, say, "a searing but necessary indictment"?

Was there anything Mike Gundy said or did that was wrong in this larger process? What standards should be applied to the behavior of coaches in sensitive matters such as this one?

How should the editors at The Daily Oklahoman and other American newspapers partnered with TV stations (in a context of media consolidation and cross-pollination) work to create sufficient diversity in their editorial viewpoints?

If fans boo college quarterbacks and college football players at large (and they do), what are the standards that fans should be held accountable to? Moreover, how many fans does it take to (either officially or unofficially) sully the reputation of a fan base?

If a fan base goes over the line, does that affect the behavioral standards for columnists, beat reporters, coaches and players? On a more expansive level, does the behavior of one group of people justify a shift in behavioral standards for some or all of the other groups?

What is the difference between a statement of fact and a statement of opinion?

What is the difference between a responsible statement of fact and an irresponsible statement of fact? Between a responsible statement of opinion and an irresponsible statement of opinion?

Are columnists journalists, or just pot-stirrers? Discuss.

What defines a good editorial viewpoint? A bad one?

How often do you find yourself disagreeing with an editorial or column while acknowledging that the quality of the work is considerable and professional?

How often do you disagree with a journalist while acknowledging that s/he is competent, professional, and generally lacking in malice or (entrenched, not innocent) bias?

Polarizing media personality Bill O'Reilly: fundamentally professional or not?

Polarizing media personality Keith Olbermann: fundamentally professional or not?

Polarizing media personality Mark May: fundamentally professional or not?

Polarizing media personality Billy Packer: fundamentally professional or not?

Bobby Reid: a kid or a man?

At what age does a kid become a man, and therefore demand all forms of criticism (if all forms of criticisms are legitimate for athletes at a certain point in time)?

How much research and fact-checking do readers need to perform in order for their criticisms to become legitimate? In other words, how many stories must they read from an individual journalist or publication before pronouncing a journalist to be definitively professional or unprofessional? How much time should elapse before these same verdicts are rendered by newspaper/Internet readers (or TV viewers, or radio listeners)?

It's time to take some time, everybody... much more than you might be accustomed to. Time to do your homework and leave emotions at the door... that is, if you really care about journalism, the integrity of social structures, the justice of our systems and institutions, and, ultimately, about the value and necessity of real compassion.
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K State -3 (-109)

Missed -2.5 thinking it might go even lower and just about to lock up -3 and the line moved to -3.5 at Bookmaker. Wanted to lock it in since I wanted a line between a pk and -3.

K State is a very popular pick on the board and it's hard not to play Kansas here. However, if you read CB's reasoning, there is not much more I can add. K State is just the better team and is used to playing at a more physical and faster level than KU. Add in HFA and revenge factor in a rivalray game and the price is very right at only laying a FG.
 
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Arky St -2.5 ($631 to win $600)

OK, it's clear to me that the Sun Belt has 2 superior teams (Troy and Arky St), one very good team (FAU), and the rest. Here you get a superior team against an average Sun Belt team laying less than a FG.
 
What Now? Fixing The Longhorn Offense, Part 2

by HornsFan Tue Oct 02, 2007 at 10:23:58 AM EDT

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</TD></TR><TR><TD><CENTER>Why does stuff always turn out to be cyclical?</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>In Part 1, we laid out the basic storyline of how we got to this point. That basic gameplan we saw Kansas State employ on Saturday will be the blueprint for every team heading forward: control the vertical game with two safeties deep, jump the short routes, tackle well.
It'll work, too, if something doesn't change. Those who hate the dink and dunk horizontal passing game (and who doesn't?) are in for a long season if Greg Davis doesn't try to overhaul his approach immediately.
But that begs the question at hand: can we realistically overhaul the offensive approach in the middle of the season? And do we even have the personnel to do it?
The second question may be more important than the first. Not only is Colt McCoy ill-suited to run the offense at hand (he poses no credible running threat to freeze defenders), but he's getting thoroughly rag-dolled because our offensive line is tremendously weak in the middle. Dallas Griffin requires help on virtually every play, and his help is coming in the form of underwhelming guards (Tanner, Hall, or a true frosh).
Worst of all, McCoy suffered a concussion just before the end of the first half on Saturday. With the rain pouring down, the Texas passing game all but collapsed, and a quarterback with an injury history getting his bell rung... Texas' coaches brought McCoy back out to start the second half.
As he took the field, I noted my confusion in the open thread:
This makes no sense Given the weather, Colt's injury, and Colt's struggles - why not play Chiles?


Colt gave it his best shot and is to be applauded for his courage and toughness. Nonetheless, it was obvious - at the time and especially in hindsight - that he shouldn't have been out there. By the fourth quarter, he was throwing up on the sidelines - classic post-concussion symptoms. It's borderline reckless that the coaches put him out there to play.
It was what it was, and we are where we are, so now the question turns to next week and the Red River Shootout. The team doctors (Brad McCoy?) have already cleared McCoy to play this Saturday, and though I'll be cheering like hell for the Longhorns, the prognosis is grim. Stoops' gamebook is probably saturated with saliva right now, and I hope to high hell that Colt doesn't suffer some sort of major injury because he gets pummeled.
In all likelihood, this story's gonna get worse before it gets better. Should we lose to Oklahoma, the only important remaining question will be: do we try to overhaul the offensive scheme to better suit what Colt McCoy can and can't do? Or do we stick John Chiles in to run the current scheme?
It's almost shocking to be having this conversation right now, given Colt's heroics in 2006, but it won't do us much good to deny the reality of the landscape. The offensive line might be able to succeed in a zone-read Chiles-based scheme. I'm not sure Colt McCoy can survive a full season in the current situation.
What's more, we have to ask: who has the higher ceiling? Can Texas get to the big games with a Applewhite-Simms-McCoy type attack? Greg Davis hasn't proven able to do that in his career. Ever. Should we expect him to now?
What Davis has managed to do is put together a nice package for a supremely gifted running quarterback. It does appear we've got one of those on the roster here... Is it time to bite the bullet, make the hard decision, and go in that direction? You'd feel bad for McCoy, of course, but the team comes first, right Mack?
For now, we'll wait to see how things go in Dallas. The Big 12 championship goals are still attainable, and while that's still on the table we should put our best foot forward and make a go of it.
If the wheels come off again this Saturday, though? It might be time to start trying to build the next great Texas offense. With John Chiles.
 
Roundup: Dorrell's Player Insults Notre Dame's Tradition
By Nestor Section: Football
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So its Notre Dame week, something we had been looking forward to for a number of years. But thanks to our clown coach’s boring program and a Notre Dame team without a pulse of its own, this weekend’s game has been reduced to another boring matchup.

Now unless you have been hiding under rocks by now Notre Dame is going through a historically difficult season. They are coming into the Rose Bowl as a 22 point underdog, and yes full expect Bruins to come through with a blowout win because of the edge in experience and talent (thanks to the horrendous state Willingham left the Irish program in). Notre Dame is having a trying season, yet that doesn’t give license to a UCLA football player to make moronic comment like this (emphasis added): "I'm not a big Notre Dame fan, so I don't know what they have done prior in their history, all I know is I don't like the green," Brown said at a Monday news conference. "I don't even like money this week, that color. Before I came in here, I threw my wallet in the trash. I don't like those guys and they don't like us, that's what it is. It comes down to who's going make more plays Saturday."
Now imagine how you would have felt if you were a UCLA basketball fan four years ago, and you switched UCLA in place of Notre Dame in that first sentence.

It is a dumb, obnoxious, and a disrespectful comment on the part of Brown, that reeks the perception of an ignorant college football athlete. Frankly its kind of shameful. But I guess its not a surprise considering Brown is being led by a clown like Dorrell.

Speaking of the clown here is some of your weekly dose of cliché from our sleeping beauty (from the LAT article linked above):
The Bruins get a rematch with the Fighting Irish at the Rose Bowl on Saturday, a chance to dull the pain of last season's 20-17 loss in South Bend. UCLA dominated that game, then lost when Notre Dame went 80 yards in three plays, scoring with 27 seconds left.

A year has done little to make the memory fade to black for the Bruins.

Said Coach Karl Dorrell said: "Last year's game and how it ended up will be on our mind for years and years to come. I'm sure 20 years from now they'll remember that game."

Still, Dorrell said, "We can't let that get in the way of how we need to progress as a football team."
Whatever.

More from the Thinker on he is planning deal w/ our penalty problems:
UCLA has been hurt by some penalties the past few weeks, leading to some remedial work this week in practice. ''There is a lot of work for us to be done for this team. Penalties will be addressed any which way, shape and form we can,'' Dorrell said. ''We have to really utilize our resources in practice. We're going to have to discipline those resources as well, just to make sure we're getting out points across. But we're just really going to work on doing things right fundamentally and paying attention to the details.''
WTF does he mean by discipling resources? Are you kidding me? Again as Fox says I wish someone actually verified this clown graduated from UCLA. Simply appalling that someone who sounds like a such a stumbling, bumbling moron is getting paid almost million bucks a year to destroy UCLA's football program.

Anyways, going back to Brown he talked a lot yesterday, including the usual boilerplate nonsense we hear from Dorrell’s players every week:
"I honestly think we're over (Utah), and if you don't learn from it the first time we're going to have problems this season," UCLA senior cornerback Trey Brown said. "I think for our team, it's over and done with. You address it by the way you play and the way you practice, and the mind-set that you bring into the meeting rooms and onto the practice field. You can't take a lackadaisical effort going out there to work in practice."
And more typical arrogance coming out from a program that hasn’t sniffed any kind of championship under the current head coach (from DN article linked above):
The Irish have scored 46 points this season and rank last in the nation in rushing offense (30.4ypg) and sacks allowed (5.8pergame). Among the 119 Division I-A teams, Notre Dame is 118th in total offense (194.8 ypg) and scoring (9.2 ppg), and 106th in passing offense (164.4 ypg).

"We can't sit there and let their record fool you," Brown said. "I don't care if they're 0-5, or you're 30-0. It doesn't matter. We've got to treat this team just like any other team and go out there and play dominant football."
Again we hear that kind of BS coming out from these guys every year. And yet the reporters write them up without any kind of skepticism.

We will have more on ND later this week. Obviously it’s a game we expect Bruins to dominate. But given the track record of our joke of a program we are not sure if that is going to happen. However, given these quotes from game week, it will be that much easier to hold these guys accountable if they fail to demolish a proud Irish football program this Saturday at the Rose Bowl.

GO BRUINS.
 
ANN ARBOR -- Michigan quarterback Chad Henne confirmed Monday that his right knee injury suffered in the Oregon game involved a ligament tear.
It happened while Henne got hit from behind on a play-action pass, he said.
"My knee cap wasn't in place and it wasn't very stable," Henne said Monday. "(The ligament) pretty much fuses together without surgery."
Henne was listed Monday on the team's depth chart as the first string quarterback heading into Saturday's noon home game against Eastern Michigan.
Henne said he didn't experience much swelling in the knee after playing about half of last Saturday's game at Northwestern and is ready to lead his team the rest of the season.
"I'm not going to change the way I play," said Henne. "I'm still going to go out and make (the kind of plays I used to)."
Wolverines coach Lloyd Carr appeared Monday to have full confidence in Henne's ability, even if Henne isn't necessarily 100 percent.
"(Henne) is going to get you in the right play and that's what the game is all about," Carr said.
 
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Tuesday Question ... Who was the biggest disappointment of last weekend?
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- 5 most overrrated teams- I was dead/on right/wrong about ...- USC, LSU or Oklahoma?l- Was the App St win good or bad for college football?
- 3 Sleeper Teams

- Predicting the Season- 3 things we're sure of- What to look for on Signing Day
- Bears or Colts?
- Early bowl surprises and trends- 3 things to look for from the bowls- Do you want the Alabama job?- What are the 3 best non-BCS bowls?- Who's 2nd in the Heisman race?- Michigan-OSU rematch?- Michigan or Ohio State?- Should Louisville be No. 3?- The nat'l title game will be ...- The best one-loss team- Rule changes to help the flow- The Midseason Stuff- The real top five ranking- The early coach of the year is ...?- These three teams are for real, these three aren't
- After 2 weeks, who's better, who's worse?
- 10 Greatest Quarterbacks of All-Time
- 10 Greatest Defensive Players of All-Time
- 10 Greatest Regular Season Games of All-Time
- 10 Greatest Playmakers of All-Time
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- All-Time Defensive Team
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>[FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif][SIZE=-2]Pete Fiutak [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif][SIZE=-2][/SIZE][/FONT]<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P><O:P></O:P>[FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif][SIZE=-2][/SIZE][/FONT]<O:P></O:P><O:P>[FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif][SIZE=-2][/SIZE][/FONT]</O:P>Q:And the biggest disappointment of the weekend was …A: The obvious answer is Oklahoma, but I think the loss to Colorado was a bit of an aberration that might ultimately serve as a wake-up call. I'm not ready to jump ship just yet.

Texas was way due to get nailed, Florida losing to Auburn can't be seen as that huge an upset, considering how good the Tiger D is, and West Virginia losing to South Florida wasn't a huge shocker. To me, Rutgers was one of the biggest disappointments, because that seems like a team that should be a lot better than it played. It had time to prepare, it got a good passing day from QB Mike Teel, but the overall execution wasn't there. Now I'm really interested in seeing what will happen this week against Cincinnati.

The other big disappointment, and you'll have to work with me on this one, was USC. After all the upsets in the wild Saturday, and all the warning signs that it was turning into that kind of a day, USC came out and was merely above-average, coming within a recovered onside kick of possible disaster. I'm waiting to see the step-on-the-throat juggernaut it's supposed to be. With more talent than anyone in the country, there's no reason the Huskies should've been within three touchdowns of a fully focused Trojan team.

Richard Cirminiello[FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif][SIZE=-2][/SIZE][/FONT]<O:P></O:P><O:P></O:P>[FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif][SIZE=-2][/SIZE][/FONT]<O:P></O:P><O:P>[FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif][SIZE=-2][/SIZE][/FONT]</O:P>Q: And the biggest disappointment of the weekend was …A: Oklahoma. There were plenty of disappointments and humbling results this past weekend, but none bigger than the Sooners’ last-second loss in Boulder. Texas was way overrated and ripe for the plucking by a very well-coached Kansas State team. We were all guilty of overlooking Florida’s youth simply because it waxed Tennessee for 59 points a few weeks ago. Rutgers was not the tenth best team in the country, and playing three lightweights was no way to prepare for a decent and battle-tested Maryland squad. West Virginia? I had a hunch it wasn’t getting out of Tampa with its national title aspirations intact. However, Oklahoma? Averaging more than 60 points a game, it looked way too dominant in four routs, including one test with Miami, to ever fall victim to a Colorado team that’s a year away from being better than average. At least it seemed that way. What was even harder to comprehend was that the Sooners appeared to be in control in the third quarter with a comfortable 24-7 lead over an opponent that hadn’t done anything against a decent defense all year. And poof, all conventional wisdom went down the chute in an otherwise nonsensical day. The biggest disappointment of all, however, was that we lost what should have been that third power program to join LSU and USC in the discussion regarding the two best teams in the country. Now, unless the Tigers or Trojans lose, you can forget about any controversy or healthy debate over which two schools belong in the BCS Championship game. It’ll be a foregone conclusion months in advance. While there are some really good stories developing in places like Lexington and Boston, no one has the potential to be a delicious fly in the ointment the way Oklahoma did when it destroyed everything in its path, en route to what turned out to be a tease of a 4-0 start.
John Harris
Q: And the biggest disappointment of the weekend was …

A: And the biggest disappointment of the weekend was…the mighty Texas Longhorns. And, Saturday was just the cherry on the sundae, if you will. The first game of the season – a narrow 21-16 win over Arkansas State – foretold the story that many didn’t want to hear. This is a highly talented team playing below average football and it finally caught up to them against Kansas State. For the past two years, I’ve seen this team play with no emotion, no sense of purpose – in other words, throwing the helmet on the field and expecting to win. K State played with a mean on all day long and it was evident that head coach Ron Prince wasn’t going to allow his team to take a step back. He’s stomping around on the sideline and bringing some passion and enthusiasm back to the program (he must have wiped his face with his Power Towel).
In 2005, VY brought this team back on numerous occasions when the team was sagging, but HE’S NOT THERE ANYMORE. Someone else needs to step up and do it NOW! I mean, how in the world does the seventh ranked team in the nation give up an interception return for a touchdown, a punt return for a touchdown and a kickoff return for a touchdown in the same season, much less the same game? Somehow this team has to find nastiness, be ornery and quit thinking that because they’re wearing Texas orange jerseys that they’re going to win. Go out and take someone’s heart. Quit talking about doing it and just freakin’ do it. Honestly, this team needs a swift boot up the backside.
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A: Oklahoma was the weekend's biggest disappointment.

When things go bad early in a game, it's easy to see why an upset happens.

But when you lead 24-7 midway through the third quarter, there's very little excuse for not being able to slam the door shut.

Four games played inside the state of Oklahoma evidently did nothing to truly toughen up the Sooners for the road ahead.

Michael Bradley

Q: And the biggest disappointment of the weekend was …

A: Wow, talk about a tough one. It’s possible to include the entire top 10 in this one, but if you’re looking for a real winner amongst the carnage, try Texas. The Longhorns told us last year they lost to KSU because Colt McCoy was injured, and the Wildcats used their home-field advantage to gain an emotional edge. Well, that theory was shot to death Saturday when the Steers gave up too many big-play TDs and were routed. It looks like Texas is back to its old, pre-Vince Young ways of having great talent but not the toughness to beat teams they should. Kansas State played a confident game against UT in Austin and came away with a big win that proves – coupled with Oklahoma’s loss to Colorado – the Big 12 could be the nation’s most unpredictable conference this year. As for Texas, the Longhorns had better hope they find some players to lead them with the same mental toughness as Young. Otherwise, they will be susceptible to teams which don’t fear their pedigrees.


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Kansas, Missouri, Illinois, Cincinnati ... which teams are for real, and which aren't? The major ranking malfunction regarding Josh Freeman and Kansas State's win over Texas, more Gundy fallout, and more, in this week's Cavalcade of Whimsy.
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If this column sucks, it’s not my fault … like Texas A&M head coach Dennis Franchione, I sold all my inside info in a newsletter to boosters. That sucked, too.

And yet, 94% of America would be happy to tell you in length about every little bump or bruise …
Civil liberties, schmivel liberties. Oh sure, you can send these kids out to smash into each other, get ‘em all nice and concussed, and have their bones broken and their joints ripped apart all for our twisted pleasure, but you can’t provide the inside word on whether or not a player has a sprained ankle? I know, I know, the whole right to medical privacy thing technically keeps sports information departments from releasing injury info on the spot, but it doesn’t always work out that way. We’re going to find out at some point what the injury is, so the sideline reporter might as well be able to clue us all in on why a top player is on the sidelines. Really, short of getting hit in the store, is there any kind of football injury that’s embarrassing enough to not report?

And for the latest example of an in-game injury that should be kept under wraps, we go down to Erin … “Guys, Smith is out for the rest of half after suffering from erectile dysfunction. As it turns out, he was stressed out over midterms, a little worried and nervous about today’s game, had a few too many beers, and he’s generally dissatisfied with his current love interest. The trainers are working on him back in the locker room, and he's expected to return. Back to you.”

And there wouldn’t be as much Bud Selig face time …
Rip on the goofy way college football determines a national champion all you want, but if the overall goal is to come up with the fairest way to find out who the best team is, I’ll still argue that the weird BCS setup is far closer to getting it right than any other sport. For instance, the baseball regular season should be enough to determine who the best teams are. With a 162-game schedule, there’s nothing fluky about the records, and with everyone playing as even a long schedule as could possibly be asked for, there's no need for a gimmiky playoff. Of course, once you get into a short series, all the grinding of the marathon doesn’t matter if an inferior regular season team has two pitchers who stand on their heads in a short series. The Chicago Cubs were the sixth best team in the national league, and 13th best in the majors, but they're getting a shot to win the championship. Considering how lousy the NL Central was, that’s like saying the Mountain West champion this year belongs in a college football playoff. If you had a one game playoff between Boston and Cleveland (who tied with the best AL record), with the winner to face Arizona in the World Series, then no one could reasonably complain that the best team didn't win it all. I’m all for a four-team college football playoff, but just remember why every fall Saturday is so important, and how it could all get screwed up in a big hurry.

No, I’m not going to compare Jenni Carlson to Hannibal Lector …
Playing the role of Mike Gundy in the movie version of the Oklahoma State story will be the young, Manhunter version of William Peterson.

Puke! That's a funny word. Puke. (laughing) puke! Don't have to think about that.”
… Of course, you do realize that part of Gundy’s Howard Dean moment was purely calculated. Talk about your masterful strokes of recruiting genius, now Gundy can go into any recruit’s home, look a mama the eye, say he’s going to take care of her boy, and she’s going to believe him 100%.

The overall media reaction, or overreaction, to the Gundy tirade has been just as overblown as the event itself, and actually, most of the post-rant analysis has missed the point. Just because Reid supposedly does all the right things, that doesn’t necessarily mean the article was factually wrong, and just because Gundy yelled really, really loud, that doesn't mean he was right and Carlson was off in her analysis.

The tone of the article was irresponsible and way out of bounds. You can’t do everything short of actually writing the words wussy mama’s boy without getting a quote or confirmation from the coaches or players to back you up, or without talking directly from Reid. You can't be that sloppy, especially when you're probably right. Heck, I’ve heard the same rumors and was told a lot of the same things about Reid that the reporter, Jenni Carlson, fired away about. I’m not saying I can say with 100% certainty that any were true, but I'd heard several times about the transfer talk, and I’m not even covering the team. It’s not like Carlson was coming out of left field.

Mean-spirited, misguided, or not, there was a point that unintentionally came from it. Reid was supposed to be the superstar recruit who turned OSU into something special. He was supposed to be the face of the program, and the one that everything offensively was going to be built around. So what went wrong? Why did this multi-dimensional package of next-level skills and talents go from being considered a burgeoning superstar to a backup? Believe what you want about what is and isn't an amateur, but millions of dollars and the jobs of plenty of people ride on top recruits like Reid. There’s your story. That, and if the chicken was any good.

What, no poker tournaments or no-name boxing to program? … West Virginia vs. South Florida was one of the key games of the early college football season to most fans, but it wasn’t even on the radar for the rest of the sports world until the Bulls pulled off the upset. What’s the indicator for how important a game is? If it’s on ABC in prime time, it’s the sports event of the evening. If it's on ABC nationally in the afternoon, it's huge. If it’s on ESPN in prime time, it’s very, very big. If it’s on ESPN2, like the Mountaineer – Bull game, especially when there’s some baseball game on the big channel, it’s an afterthought. If it’s on Versus, CSTV, ESPNU or ESPN Classic, it’s as relevant as an Elizabeth Hasselbeck musing about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me.” … I wondered a few weeks ago about the need for a head coach to be escorted by a state trooper or two when he’s walking on and off the field, like that’s when he’s at his most vulnerable against all the enemies just waiting to attack. And then there’s South Florida.

Before the West Virginia game, head coach Jim Leavitt led his Bulls out onto the field with two officers running behind him. First of all, if you were to rank all 119 D-I head coaches (fine, FBS head coaches) by how good they’d do in an ultimate fighting tournament, I’d probably put Leavitt number one, Northwestern’s Pat Fitzgerald second, and Paterno third. He’s the last guy anyone would want to try to beat up when running onto the field. Second, there are roughly 75 frothing-at-the-mouth players running at full speed there to bum rush anyone who came within 50 feet of the head man. And finally, let’s say someone tried to throw something at Leavitt, or worse. What could the cops do to actually protect him while running onto the field? Basically, Leavitt was probably the safest human being in America at around 8:03 EST last Friday night.

It would only be better if John David Booty was in the SEC …
I openly admit to having the maturity of a 12-year-old. I’m sorry, but I can’t help but giggle a little to myself every time the announcers call a play run by South Carolina QB Chris Smelley, highlighted last week by, “that play was all Smelley,” after he avoided the rush to make a throw. It only gets better on October 13th when Auburn and QB Brandon Cox takes on Arkansas, led by QB Casey Dick. Sorry, it’s just the beginning of October and I’m already punchy.

And for the latest example of an in-game injury that should be kept under wraps, we go down to Holly … “Yes, it turns out that Johnson is out after being stricken with a case of beriberi. All he’s eaten at the training table for the last six months is white rice, and according to team doctors, it caught up to him in the second quarter. He’s been given some thiamine tablets and should hopefully be back in the fourth quarter.”

No, I didn’t suffer a concussion before writing this article. Yes, I do have to wear a helmet. Usually I fire this plea out every year before September is over. There’s no place in football for the helmet to helmet hit, with the latest frightening example coming in Michigan State’s loss to Wisconsin, when Spartan defensive back Nehemiah Warrick unloaded on the coconut of Badger receiver Lyle Jefferson in a violent collision. A helmet-to-helmet shot like that, which would lighten the wallet by tens of thousands of dollars in the NFL, should mean an automatic ejection and a suspension from the following game. Jefferson turned out to be fine, but that’s the kind of hit that could get someone killed.

Speaking of needing to wear a helmet … If we’re talking about Akron vs. Connecticut or Utah State vs. Utah, I could understand, but it was Kansas State vs. Texas. It wasn’t exactly an under-the-radar game, but the 41-21 Wildcat win in Austin didn’t exist according to the pollsters. The Coaches’ and Harris polls each had KSU ranked behind Texas, even though each only has one loss (the Wildcats lost at Auburn). In the Harris, Texas is 17th, KSU is an unranked 28th. In the Coaches’ Poll, Texas is 16th. The Wildcats are unranked at 31st. But the APers, they have the real poll, right? Forgetting its latest attempt to get anyone to pay attention with LSU jumping USC for number one, the AP has Texas 19th and Kansas State 24th. (Heavy sigh)

We're ten hours from the (bleep)ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation! It's a quest!” … I’m going to keep whining about this until someone actually does something. They can put a man on the moon, have a camera on a blimp, and put peanut butter and jelly in the same jar, but they still can’t put a frickin’ camera on the frickin’ goal line and on the frickin’ sidelines so that 75% of the key frickin' plays can be properly reviewed. On the big play at the end of the Cal-Oregon game, when Duck WR Cameron Colvin fumbled the ball through the end zone, the definitive shot wasn’t there because the best camera view appeared to come from the three-yard line. In the West Virginia – South Florida game, not only did it seem like Bull QB Matt Grothe was over the line when he threw the 55-yard touchdown pass to Carlton Mitchell, but Mitchell’s foot might have been out of bounds when he made a cut to get into the end zone. The Auburn-Florida and Alabama-Florida State games also had plays that needed a better camera shot. If you're going to do replay, do it right.

With the sideline reporting done by Erin Andrews …
Thanks to all upstairs involved in making it rain in Austin and Seattle last weekend. Wet Texas cheerleaders vs. wet USC cheerleaders. Discuss.

And for the latest example of an in-game injury that should be kept under wraps, we go down to our sideline reporter Rob Stone …
“In an odd twist, Harris was diagnosed on the field with psuedocyesis, otherwise known as false pregnancy. The star linebacker has morning sickness, tender breasts, and sudden weight gain, but, being a man, the trainers are saying it's highly unlikely that he's actually with child. However, he’s convinced he’s pregnant because of his distended abdomen. We’ll see if we can get more on this for you.”

But it doesn’t mean you get an extra hour of sleep
… In case you forgot, last Saturday was when you set your clocks to the time of year when Oregon, Clemson and West Virginia lose, showing once again how they’re not really the sleeper national title contenders some made them out to be.

The C.O.W. airing of the grievances followed by the feats of strength
Even after all the big losses this weekend, everyone will still be focusing on Florida vs. LSU and Oklahoma vs. Texas, and rightly so. However, there are several major tests this weekend for some interesting teams in the overall BCS picture, with this weekend being the time to find out who’s the real deal, and who’s not. Here are the biggest “prove it” teams coming up in the year's most pivotal weekend.

10. Wyoming
If you haven’t noticed, Virginia has been one of the nation’s surprise teams over the last few weeks. Its one loss came to Wyoming in a 23-3 opening day blowout. The Cowboys, at 3-1 with the lone loss coming at Boise State, have the nation’s No. 4 defense, turning into a rock against the run. This weekend they host TCU, who doesn’t have any semblance of an offense, but has a killer D. With BYU and New Mexico coming to Laramie, a win over the Horned Frogs might make UW the new favorite in the Mountain West.
Real Deal or No Deal? …
No deal overall, the offense is simply too average, but it’ll be the real deal at home against TCU. The Mountain West isn’t anything special, and with this defense, it’ll stay in the title hunt the rest of the way.

9. Ball State
The opening day loss to Miami University appears to be forgotten, as Ball State has cranked up the offense to average 491 yards per game while scaring the pants off of Nebraska in a 41-40 loss. Nate Davis is about to become the hot underground quarterback you must know about; Husker fans can’t stop raving about him. On Saturday they get defending MAC champion Central Michigan at home in one of the two dangerous conference games left, the other being at Western Michigan.
Real Deal or No Deal? …
Growing into the 100% real deal, at least at a MAC level. Give Davis the rest of the year before he becomes 2008’s hot non-BCS league star, sort of like Bowling Green’s Omar Jacobs became a few years ago. There’s no defense whatsoever, but the Cardinals bomb away, don’t make mistakes, and are getting fantastic play from the offensive line.

8. Virginia Tech (and QB Tyrod Taylor)
Virginia Tech has gone back to being Virginia Tech, outscoring its last three opponents 89-20 after getting crushed by LSU. Outside of a road trip to Duke, the remaining ACC schedule is beyond brutal, playing Boston College, at Georgia Tech, Florida State, Miami, and at Virginia. But first, the Hokies have to face a Clemson team desperate to right the ship after losing to Georgia Tech. The Tech D has been solid, but the offense is last in the ACC and 112th in the nation, needing freshman phenom Tyrod Taylor to grow up quickly. While he’s exciting, he hasn’t been accurate and hasn’t shown off enough of his rushing skills.
Real Deal or No Deal? …
No deal on Tech, real deal by the end of the year for Taylor. There hasn’t been much of a reason for Taylor to take too many chances, but eventually, he’ll have to cut it loose against the better teams. That’s when he’ll start to shine, even if he has a few blowup, turnover-filled games. The team is fine, but it’s not the special ACC title contender everyone assumed it would be.

7.
Georgia
Very young, but very talented, this was supposed to be a team that had its ups and downs over the first month, and it had both, with impressive wins over Oklahoma State and Alabama, along with a home loss to South Carolina when the offense wasn’t working quite right. Over the next three games, the Dawgs go away from The Hedges to face Tennessee, Vanderbilt, and Florida. Win those three, and the East title will likely be there for the taking with Auburn and Kentucky come to Athens.
Real Deal or No Deal? … Real deal. The running game is working better than it has in a long time, with Knowshon Moreno and Thomas Brown playing extremely well, while Matthew Stafford is quickly emerging as a clutch playmaker. Beating Tennessee will open some more eyes.

6. Wisconsin vs. Illinois
Alright Illinois; now everyone’s watching. Starting with a great second half in the near-miss comeback loss against Missouri, the Illini have been terrific, highlighted by a 27-20 win last week over Penn State. Everyone’s just waiting for Wisconsin to get nailed, sort of like it appeared to be just a question of time before Texas was going to get blasted by someone before losing last week. The Illini defense is great at getting into the backfield, and the running game it rolling well, but if Wisconsin is really a top five caliber team, it wins this without a problem. Wisconsin doesn’t win anything without a problem.
Real Deal or No Deal? … Illinois is the real deal on defense, and it can be the real deal on offense if RB Rashard Mendenhall keeps getting room to move. If the offense is counting on QB Juice Williams to throw 30 times, things won’t be pretty against the Badgers. You know exactly what’s going to happen with Wisconsin. It’ll win ten games, maybe 11, with a loss coming at Ohio State, it’ll go to a New Year’s Day bowl somewhere in Florida, it’ll beat some midrange SEC team. Lather, rinse, repeat.

5. Kentucky
After thrilling late wins over Louisville and Arkansas, and the team’s first 5-0 start since 1984, now the Wildcats have a shot at South Carolina for the program’s first 6-0 start since 1950. With QB Andre Woodson playing like a legitimate Heisman contender, and the offense putting up points in bunches, this is becoming one of the big stories of the season. At the moment, it’s still the only unbeaten team in the SEC East.
Real Deal or No Deal? …
Possible real deal against South Carolina, but no deal overall. Louisville and Arkansas are fine, but they’re no LSU, Florida or Georgia, who UK still has to play, along with Tennessee and a suddenly tough Mississippi State. The offense will be fine, but the defense will be ripped apart by any above-average offense.

4. Cincinnati
Lost in all the South Florida love, Louisville overhype, and focus on West Virginia has been a stellar first five games from Cincinnati. The program has won eight straight, with new head coach Brian Kelly getting his team to play at a higher overall level than anyone else in the Big East, outscoring teams 46 to 11, forcing turnovers left and right, and getting some of the best special teams play in America. Beating Oregon State was nice, but now comes the first real test, facing a Rutgers team still wounded after last week’s loss to Maryland, and still smarting after seeing its 9-0 start last year come to a crashing halt with a 30-11 loss to the Bearcats.
Real Deal or No Deal? …
A scary-good real deal. This is a horrible way to phrase it, but think Wake Forest on steroids (no, I’m not saying UC players are taking performance enhancers). The same formula applies. Get good offensive line play, don’t screw up, play great special teams, have an efficient passing game, and take advantage of absolutely every opportunity.

3. Ohio State vs. Purdue
Purdue established itself as the best team in the MAC over the first few games of the year, and came up with name wins over Minnesota and Notre Dame, but now comes the two-week make-or-break stretch facing Ohio State and Michigan. There’s still a date at Penn State down the road, but there’s no Wisconsin, and no Illinois. The balanced offense is lighting up everyone like a Christmas tree, but now it has to face an Ohio State defense that’s not giving up jack squat, allowing just one meaningful touchdown in five games.
Real Deal or No Deal? … Ohio State yes, Purdue no. The Boilermaker offense is the real deal, and will give the Buckeye D its first push all year long, but the defense is on the verge of being exposed. Still stinging from the championship stinker, no one’s doing cartwheels over Ohio State, but with Brian Robiskie lighting up secondaries, and the loaded defense playing better than any outside of Baton Rouge, this is a legitimate national title contender.

2. Kansas vs. Kansas State
Of course you’re more interested in the high-profile showdowns this weekend, but this should be on your radar screen. Now we finally, finally get to see Kansas play a living, breathing D-I (fine, FBS, quit yelling at me) team after obliterating Central Michigan, SE Louisiana, Toledo, and FIU (yes, that’s really the schedule) by a combined score of 214 to 23. Outside of the punting game, which hasn’t been used too often, there isn’t one single thing that’s gone wrong so far. Kansas State should’ve beaten Auburn to start the year, and then blasted Texas at Texas to make its statement as a Big 12 title contender. Yeah, Colorado beat Oklahoma, but if the Wildcats win this week, an 8-1 start is likely before going to Nebraska.
Real Deal or No Deal? …
They’re both the real deal. Kansas State’s defense has been stellar, with great line play on both sides quickly making this a program to be feared in the Big 12 title hunt. Kansas isn’t as good as it’s shown so far, but it’s very, very good. The offense is going to be balanced and effective on just about everyone, but the question mark is a secondary that was the worst in America last year, and hasn’t faced anyone yet this year. It won’t face a passing game this week, either.

1. Missouri
The Tigers could be the high-riser this week if they beat Nebraska impressively. Beating Illinois and Ole Miss was nice, but the rankings appear to be taking a wait-and-see approach after being burned by a hot start last year. The offense, under one of the most underappreciated stars in college football, QB Chase Daniel, is fantastic, but the defense has been merely average, at least for a full sixty minutes. Beating an apparently average Husker team in Columbia by double-digits is a must if the team is really that good.
Real Deal or No Deal? …
Real deal this week, no deal next week at Oklahoma. There are just enough holes on the special teams and in the secondary keep this from being an elite team, but it’ll be in the Big 12 title race up until suddenly tough-looking season ending games against Kansas State and Kansas.

Nuggets for the upcoming week, now made with white meat, at participating restaurants …
- Yeah, it’s all kosher according to the rules, but there’s something sort of chickenspit about calling a timeout from the bench a nanosecond before the ball is snapped on a key field goal. Wisconsin’s Bret Bielema started it last year, Denver Bronco head man Mike Shanahan all but beat Oakland by doing it this year, and Florida’s Urban Meyer tried it on Auburn, but to no avail.
- I’m tired of seeing Todd Blackledge eating. Going to the great restaurants in every college town and making yummy noises over the food is like Howard Stern interviewing lesbians; it doesn’t do me any good.
- If you’re one of these insane people who still believe you’d rather have a human error on a call rather than wait a few minutes for instant replay to get it right, then I can’t help you.
- One of the most interesting scorekeeping rulings of all-time happened in the Indiana win over Iowa. IU QB Kellen Lewis picked up a fumble and took it for a touchdown, and it was technically counted as a 71-yard scoring pass to himself. I did some quick checking and couldn’t find any longer self-to-self scoring pass.
- Watch out for Bowling Green against Boston College this week. The Eagles are taking it a bit too easy over the last few weeks with a cakewalk of a schedule, and Falcon QB Tyler Sheehan is on a roll. BC will win, but it’ll be interesting to see if the team can turn it back on when the real games kick back in.

C.O.W. shameless gimmick item …
The weekly five Overrated/Underrated aspects of the world
1) Overrated: Looking exactly, exactly like my Great-Aunt Rosemary ... Underrated: Maryland QB Chris Turner going 14 of 20 for 149 yards in the win over Rutgers
2) Overrated: Rutgers football team … Underrated: Rutgers professor William C. Dowling
3) Overrated: Briana Scurry ... Underrated: Hope Solo
4) Overrated: Moving into a top 50 draft spot based on one play ... Underrated: Florida State WR DeCody I love sex against Alabama
5) Overrated:
Arizona’s win over Washington State... Underrated: Kidney stones

My Heisman ballot this week would be … I vote based on a combination of three things: Most valuable player, most outstanding player, and the signature player of the season. I might wildly change my mind weekly, but it'll all out at the end. 1) Glenn Dorsey, DT LSU, 2) Michael Crabtree, WR Texas Tech, 3) Matt Ryan, QB Boston College, 4) Andre Woodson, QB Kentucky, 5) P.J. Hill, RB Wisconsin.

“You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools/But that's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna live forever” …
The three lines this week that appear to be a tad off. (0-3 last week. Ugh. 0-3. At least I’ve been consistently bad, so you know what to do. 3-9 overall, so as always, enjoy these just for pure amusement.) … 1) Louisville -14.5 over Utah, 2) Wisconsin +3 over Illinois, 3) Florida +9 over LSU
Sorry this column sucked, but it wasn’t my fault … my column was in the top ten, but I was looking ahead to next week’s better column, and I totally choked.



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O-line gets personal; Brown: We abandoned the run too soon

<SCRIPT src="http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/js/NewsworthyAudioC2L.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT><SCRIPT src="http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/newsworthy/statesman/sports/stories/longhorns/10/02/statesman_sports_stories_longhorns_10_02_1002texnotes.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT>By Alan Trubow, John Bridges
AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Texas center Dallas Griffin was talkative at Monday's press conference. That doesn't mean he was happy.
Griffin was upset after watching the film of Saturday's loss to Kansas State and seeing quarterback Colt McCoy get hit hard a couple of times.
"As an offensive lineman, you hate when anybody gets near your quarterback. You take it very personally," Griffin said. "We are going to do everything to correct every little detail, every little fine focus issue.
"I guarantee you that everyone of the guys up front will be straining to not only make sure that nobody is hitting him, but rushing him or hurrying him. ... That is what we are going to try to do on Saturday and the rest of the season as well. Something we definitely need to improve on and will."
Brown: We abandoned the run too soon
Mack Brown conceded Monday that his coaches gave up on the running game too early against Kansas State, especially given all the trouble that Texas was having passing the ball.
"We abandoned it quicker than we should have, looking back," Brown said.
He said he would re-examine why that happened.
Likewise, he noted that the offensive line has much room for improvement, noting that Kansas State's defenders put pressure on Colt McCoy and got their hands on a number of passes near the line of scrimmage.
"So Colt got responsibility for a lot of things he didn't do poorly. And he also made some great plays.," Brown said.
OU is not a do or die
While the Longhorns were willing to admit Saturday's game against Oklahoma is important, players at Monday's press conference denied that there was a sense of urgency. Even the prospect of falling to 0-2 in the Big 12 didn't get the typical response.
"It's crazy to think about, but even being 0-2 doesn't mean you're necessarily out of it in this conference, in the South Division," defensive tackle Derek Lokey said. "It's going to be a tough year, there's a lot of parity in this south division. It's not to say that just because a team is 0-2, that they're out of it."
Orakpo, Kindle likely back
The Longhorns should be getting some help at defensive end and linebacker Saturday against the Sooners.
Texas co-defensive coordinator Duane Akina said he hopes to have defensive end Brian Orakpo and linebacker Sergio Kindle back from injuries and back in the lineup Saturday. Orakpo is listed atop the depth chart at quick defensive end; he wasn't on the Texas depth chart a week ago.
Kindle would be a welcome return, too. In the linebacker's lone game, he recorded numerous special teams tackles, flying all over the field against Rice.
Defensive end Eddie Jones still is not on the two-deep depth chart.
MackSpace
Brown was asked Monday about phony profiles for Colt McCoy showing up on Web sites. Brown answered by saying that his own identity was hijacked online two years ago.
"I had 2,000 friends I was answering every day," Brown said, "and I didn't even know what a MySpace was."
Hills addresses team
Tony Hills said he addressed the team after Saturday's loss to Kansas State.
On a team still looking for leadership, the senior offensive lineman is one of the prime candidates.
"Basically the only thing I said is, 'We've got to come back to work.' I basically told the offensive line, not just in football but in life, there are setbacks. You still have to wake up the next day and move on. I think that's the attitude of this team.
"We watched film, we went over the mistakes we made and we have to move on," Hills said. "I guarantee you Oklahoma is not worried about what happened to them last week. They're thinking about this week. We have to do the same thing."
UT wasn't looking ahead
Brown wasn't buying the theory that Saturday's loss to Kansas State could be blamed on his team looking prematurely ahead to Oklahoma.
"No, I thought our guys played hard," Brown said.
But then he noted that it's an advantage for any opponent that gets Texas or Oklahoma the week before the Red River Rivalry.
"Of course, a lot of people would like to be scheduled the week before that game," Brown said.
Iowa State time set
Fos Sports Net has picked up the Texas at Iowa State game on Oct. 13 and scheduled it for an 11:30 a.m. start.
Missed tackles hurt
One of the big themes Monday was missed tackles. Texas gave up 89 yards after contact in Saturday's loss.
How much is that? "We kind of set the standard in 2005 when we gave up an average of 19 yards after contact that season," Akina said.
Special (teams) woes
Kansas State returned a kick and punt for a touchdown Saturday. The question everybody wanted to know was: What happened?
"Well, we're not kicking it and punting it where we want to. The punt was a little lower than we need and the kick was high and short," Brown said. "They're not in the areas we need them and then we missed some tackles. The effort was there.
"Our lane-integrity was not good in one situation with the punt because we had three guys that were too close together and the guy broke it off to the right," he said. "And on the kick, the same thing; we missed a tackle with one gunner and the other gunner is bunched up when it's supposed to be a shot at the ball for him. So we've got to continue to do a better job there. We've given up too many kickoff returns in the last four or five years."
 
This Week's Vegas Oddsmakers' Top 25

</MTWEBLOGPOSTIFSHOW>As always, featuring 30 teams and the not-to-be-contested wisdom of Las Vegas Sports Consultants, which tells you which college teams are the best, scoreboard be damned. And speaking of Las Vegas, if you're like me, you went to Vegas at the all-star break and put $20 on the Padres to win the World Series, just for fun, because nothing's more fun than watching the best closer in Major League Baseball history blow two games in the final three days of the season in spectacular fashion to keep his team out of the playoffs.
Today is where Vegas really starts to shine. Oklahoma loses? Who cares! They're still the third-most fearsome team in the country. South Florida and Kentucky are undefeated? Who cares! Do you really think they'd beat OU on a neutral field? Yeah, Vegas doesn't either.
Biggest frauds, according to Vegas: All those undefeated teams. Kentucky is ranked 11 spots too high by the AP. Virginia Tech is ranked nine spots too high. Boston College is ranked seven spots too high. South Florida is ranked six spots too high. Also, LSU shouldn't be No. 1.
Biggest sleepers, according to Vegas: There are many, starting with UCLA and Penn State, both ranked an astounding 12 spots too low by the AP. Florida State is ranked nine spots too low. West Virginia is ranked eight spots too low, as is Arizona State. Oklahoma is ranked seven spots too low. Oregon is ranked six spots too low, as is Texas. BYU and Georgia Tech also bear watching.
Vegas looked smart when: Overvalued Alabama lost to undervalued Florida State. Vegas had the Seminoles higher last week; the AP didn't. Overvalued Clemson lost to undervalued Georgia Tech; Vegas has been high on the Yellow Jackets all year. Vegas darling Arizona State plowed through Stanford.
Vegas looked dumb when: Vegas was high on WVU and low on South Florida; that didn't work out. Vegas was high on Oregon and low on Cal; that didn't work out either. Vegas really liked Penn State last week; ditto.
Games to watch: Kentucky at South Carolina Thursday night; Vegas says Kentucky is a fraud, and likes South Carolina. Florida at LSU; Vegas is a bit lower on LSU and a bit higher on Florida than the AP. Cincinnati at Rutgers; Vegas says Cincinnati is trifling. Texas vs. Oklahoma; Vegas thinks they'll both win.
Numbers after the jump. AP rankings in parentheses.

1. Southern Cal (2)
2. LSU (1)
3. Oklahoma (10)
4. Ohio State (4)
5. West Virginia (13)
6. Florida (9)
7. California (3)
8. Oregon (14)
9. South Carolina (11)
10t. Arizona State (18)
10t. Wisconsin (5)
12. South Florida (6)
13. Texas (19)
14. Boston College (7)
15. Georgia (12)
16. Missouri (17)
17. Florida State (26)
18. UCLA (30)
19. Kentucky (8)
20. Hawaii (16)
21t. Clemson (22)
21t. Rutgers (21)
23. Purdue (23)
24t. Nebraska (25)
24t. Virginia Tech (15)
26. Georgia Tech (--)
27t. Penn State (39)
27t. Brigham Young (--)
29. Kansas State (24)
30. Michigan (33)
 
LIFE ON THE MARGINS, WEEK FOUR
By SMQ
Posted on Tue Oct 02, 2007 at 10:50:58 AM EDT
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Weekly obsessing over statistical anomalies and fringe idiosyncracies. Don’t get carried away by these scores from last weekend...
(As always, click here for a definition of 'Swing points')
<TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=3><TBODY><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #a44a4a"><TD align=middle></TD><TD align=middle>West Virginia</TD><TD align=middle>South Florida</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Total Offense</TD><TD align=middle>437</TD><TD align=middle>274</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=right>1st Downs</TD><TD align=middle>21</TD><TD align=middle>13</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Yds./Play</TD><TD align=middle>5.1</TD><TD align=middle>4.7</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=right>Yds./Possession</TD><TD align=middle>31.2</TD><TD align=middle>23.4</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Turnovers</TD><TD align=middle>6</TD><TD align=middle>4</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=right>Swing Points</TD><TD align=middle>0</TD><TD align=middle>+7</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Final Score: USF 21, West Virginia 13
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Lots of love this week for the scrappy Bulls, and rightfully so – as I mentioned Sunday, USF was smart, disciplined and sound-tackling, and the general tenror of its win after WVU fell into a 14-0 hole was one of frustration from the perspective of the fleet Mountaineers. After Pat White went down before the half, everything West Virginia produced seemed cobbled together from whatever Rich Rodriguez could find deep in his multi-colored wristbands. A couple of the turnovers were the direct result of USF pressure.
That wound up being quite a lot, though, far more than South Florida’s own offense produced even including WVU’s secondary collapse in the second quarter, and enough to win save for a persistent streak of self-defeating sloppiness. The worst example was Jarrett Brown’s horrendous throw into a crowded end zone that massacred a long Mountaineer drive in the third quarter, but the Mountaineers struggled with the basics down to the shotgun snap and, with Brown in the game, the QB-fullback exchange on the read option. Still, the Mountaineers moved the ball effectively (245 yards) in the second half, where USF (100 yard even before the final kneel-down drive, 74 on one possession) definitely did not in its efforts to kill the clock.
The real question to apply to the resulting optimism over the Bulls is about the offense, which only mounted one sustained drive in the game, at the start of the third quarter, and required a fourth down conversion to keep that going. The team was dependent on the defense not only to make stops, but make plays (i.e. a barrage of turnovers, particularly the interception return for touchdown that was the difference in the final score) to overcome its own inconsistency and giveaways, which is not a sustainable plan of action. <TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=3><TBODY><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #a44a4a"><TD align=middle></TD><TD align=middle>Michigan State</TD><TD align=middle>Wisconsin</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Total Offense</TD><TD align=middle>564</TD><TD align=middle>461</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=right>1st Downs</TD><TD align=middle>22</TD><TD align=middle>25</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Yds./Play</TD><TD align=middle>7.7</TD><TD align=middle>5.98</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=right>Yds./Possession</TD><TD align=middle>43.4</TD><TD align=middle>36.2</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Turnovers</TD><TD align=middle>1</TD><TD align=middle>2</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=right>Swing Points</TD><TD align=middle>0</TD><TD align=middle>+3</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Final Score: Wisconsin 37, Michigan State 34
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That was too close. Hold me!
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Wisconsin remains in the top five this week, but the Spartans launched one horriffic assault on the acclaimed Badger defense. Almost eight yards per play? Excluding sacks, MSU running backs averaged 8.7 per carry; Javon Ringer ran up 145 on a mere ten attempts, a bizarrely low number for a starter exhibiting no obvious injuries. Brian Hoyer passed for 323 and two touchdowns with no interceptions. The Spartans were in great position to tie when Bret Swensen missed a late field goal. It’s to Wisconsin’s credit it was able to pound P.J. Hill often enough (34 carries) with enough success (214 yards on the ground as a team) to control the clock for an eight-minute possession advantage, even if the Badgers ultimately ran only four more plays. It’s hard to see that working for 450 and five touchdowns on a consistent basis, though, or Michigan State falling into one of its notorious holes with even production from its own offense, which trails only Purdue’s as the most prolific in the conference through the first month. This was the opposite of the Bielema Effect for the Badger defense, and for the nation’s longest win streak if it’s not corrected asap at very dangerous Illinois.
<TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=3><TBODY><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #a44a4a"><TD align=middle></TD><TD align=middle>USC</TD><TD align=middle>Washington</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Total Offense</TD><TD align=middle>460</TD><TD align=middle>190</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=right>1st Downs</TD><TD align=middle>20</TD><TD align=middle>15</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Yds./Play</TD><TD align=middle>6.1</TD><TD align=middle>3.1</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=right>Yds./Possession</TD><TD align=middle>33.0</TD><TD align=middle>15.9</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Turnovers</TD><TD align=middle>3</TD><TD align=middle>2</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=right>Swing Points</TD><TD align=middle>0</TD><TD align=middle>+17</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Final Score: Southern Cal 27, Washington 24
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USC dropped behind LSU in the AP poll and lost a little ground in the coaches’, apparently on the notion the Trojans “struggled” with Washington. Au contraire, according to the bits of the game I saw on breaks and at halftime of Auburn-Florida, and the final numbers, which show SC spent the overwhelming majority of Saturday night rolling over the discredited Huskies. Washington was effectively doubled up on yards per snap; after an impressive opening drive that ended in an interception, UW’s longest drive of the game covered 35 yards and ended in a punt. All three of its offensive scoring drives were set up by short fields after turnovers, and one touchdown came directly on an interception return, of an accurate pass that should have been caught but was instead tipped to the Washington linebacker - i.e., not caused by Washington pressure or suffocating coverage. By a wide margin, the average snap was exactly what you’d expect: SC dominated. It is troubling that the Trojans haven’t completely put behind them the petty mistakes that cost them the win at Oregon State last year, another game USC statistically dominated but gave away on turnovers. It’s misleading to say Washington “played ‘em close,” but no matter how completely it dominates down-to-down, SC will not survive sporadic breakdowns all season, as it couldn’t last year.
 
Tillman Arrested
By djollie111 Section: Diaries
Posted on Tue Oct 02, 2007 at 02:11:50 PM EDT
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Texas Tech football player arrested
By ANDRE L. TAYLOR
AVALANCHE-JOURNAL

Texas Tech football player Kellen Tillman was arrested Monday night for possession of marijuana, according to a Lubbock Police report.
According to a Lubbock County Jail report, Tillman was booked for the charge around 7:30 p.m. and out within an hour.
Tillman was arrested in the 5200 block of 4th St. around 4 p.m., according to police records.

Story last updated at 12:40 p.m. Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Texas Tech football player arrested
By ANDRE L. TAYLOR
AVALANCHE-JOURNAL

Texas Tech football player Kellen Tillman was arrested Monday night for possession of marijuana, according to a Lubbock Police report.

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THE TONY JOINER ARREST: EXCLUSIVE

Florida starting safety Tony Joiner was arrested for attempting to steal his girlfriend’s car back from Watson’s Towing company at 4:59 a.m. this morning. We have exclusive quotes from the police report.
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Witness One: Hey, dude! DUDE! Is that your car?
Joiner: No, man. It’s my girl’s. Got towed while I was hittin’ it at the pad.
Witness Two: Hey, Tony Joiner! Can I have a kiss, man?
Joiner: Naw, man. All loved out right now. Been hittin’ it somethin’ fierce.
Witness One: Man, you’re stealing a car for her?
Joiner: Stealin’ it back, yeah. She’s worth it. Like making love to some kinda, you know, sexy drill sergeant racehorse womanbeast or something. Like Kiana Tom from back in the day with a snowmobile engine in her thang.
Witness Two: From Bodyshaping? Aw, man. She was unreal.
Joiner: She’s like that. It’s like the Daytona 500 when we get down. I gotta take pit stops and everything. Four tires. Lube. Chassis adjustments. Thanking sponsors and shit when I’m done.
Witness One: Sounds like a full-time job.
Joiner: It is. You gotta girl like that?
Witness Two: I do! She works at a Starbucks. Comes home, can’t sleep ’til two. Has to work it off with me.
Witness One: I’m his roommate. I call her “Jitterbuns.” She’s sounds like an espresso machine going off. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Joiner: (Laughs.) That’s tight. (Blue and red lights turn the corner.) Hey, that’s the police. I think I better drive this car back in, ’cause my ass is going to jail.
Witness two: That sucks. You know, we’re gonna have to tell ‘em about this. They see us.
Joiner: I know. Just tell ‘em I’m all rutted out and not thinking straight. Why else would a college kid be stealing a girl’s car back from Watson’s Towing at 5 in the morning, man?
Witness One: Is pussy-induced fatigue a viable criminal defense?
Joiner: ‘Bout to find out. I ain’t sharing evidence, though!
Witnesses One and Two: Bye, Tony
 
BUYS AND SELLS: WEEK SIX

Hannibal and Orson issue the stock report for the week that will be in college football based on the weekend that was. Remember: all advice given for entertainment purposes, by which we mean you should totally blow your porn allowance on mock-stock hedge fund speculation involving college teams. Hannibal will add his expanded summaries in a bit.
Orson’s Buys
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We give props to Rich Brooks.
Kentucky For the nth week in a row, stock up on Rich Brooks’ Patented Energetic Oatmeal for Hip Oldsters Seeking Vim, Vigor, and Vitality, because Kentucky may be the class of the SEC East. (The keyboard just singed our fingers as we typed that–is that a Mac/Windows thing?)
No one except South Carolina in the SEC East defends the pass well, and they provide a natural complement to this strength by showing little inclination or desire in defending the run. Kentucky, despite the press hyperfocusing on Woodson, has the second best rush attack in the conference with Rafael Little, already flush with 547 yards rushing and the balance to their passing game. They’re balanced, they make adjustments, and they’re hitting a conference-wide dearth of talent in the secondary at the perfect time, which means their ninth-ranked defense only has to hold serve a few times to make things competitive.
(Again: the smell of burning flesh when typing…normal or not?)
LSU
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If college football is to have order, there must be a Leviathan.
“During the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that conditions called war; and such a war, as if of every man, against every man.–Hobbes, Leviathan.
Oh, it’s dire times when you drag out the Hobbes. But there’s nothing left to believe in! NOTHING! Mutants wander the wastes. Oklahoma loses to Colorado. In two weeks, Rutgers, West Virginia, and Louisville all collapse like so many propped-up Papier-mâché 1989 Soviet satellite states. Florida loses with Master Chief at the helm (too many brutes!). Even USC struggles against a Washington team that, star-wattage wise, is a but a flickering, snapping flurorescent bulb of a team compared to USC’s 10 million candlepower searchlight.
For certainty’s sake…for Captain America…for Baby Jesus and Powerade. If Florida must get pummeled two weeks in a row, at least give us the sweet gift of certainty in the process. Let LSU be the Leviathan. And for fuck’s sake, don’t let it be the kicker who decides it. Beat us by thirty, LSU, or lose. At least that way, we get a victory along with our dizzying college football anarchy and disorder.
We’re buying out of hope that at least “certain doom” still has some brand name value. As long as Glenn Dorsey hunkers down at the line and his huge, mean ass looms like the black sun of hell setting on the forlorn landscape of the damned…well, there’s hope for doom, then.
Missouri. Yes, we’re gonna get Pinkellated when they drop a big game they’re supposed to win. It’s a matter of time. Yet try to pick anyone else in the Big 12 with any certainty and see where you get. Kansas? K-State? You stick your hand in that bear trap, Johnny Crackers, ’cause we’re not losing an arm over this. We’ve lost a finger or two going out on a limb for the Tigers before. That’s a pain we’re familiar with, and we’ll take it.
Indiana. Will be 5-1 going after the Minnesota game this weekend. Terry Hoeppner lives on through the work of an undermanned but tough team and their brilliant qb toiling in obscurity, Kellen Lewis.
Hannibal’s Buys
Florida State. I imagine Xavier Lee represents a genuine Faustian bargain for an offensive coordinator, who must trade his soul to the demon of unpredictability in exchange for an unlimited supply of raw talent. This may or may not be the case for Jimbo Fisher, depending on the number of incredibly athletic picks Lee throws before Drew Weatherford has to shuttle back in to play safety net with the screen passes, but I would have made the decision to go with stick with Lee a long time ago, once it became clear Weatherford , like Chris Rix, wasn’t improving from his up-and-down freshman campaign, only growing more boring in his ineffectiveness. Either way, if the defense showed up as it did against Alabama, the thoroughly mediocre Coastal division is ripe.
Illinois. [Redacted] has by all appearances redacted his team’s penchant for blowing winnable game after winnable game, as the Illini actually pulled out a victory against a worthy opponent Saturday it had every opportunity to lose in the fourth quarter. Besides blaming the entire sorry episode on Anthony Morelli, which is a reasonable thing to do, but Juice Williams, Rashard Mendenhall and receiving adonis Arrelious Benn are molding into a viable “Big Three” at the skill positions. This is perhaps less reasonable, but I was just waiting for one real win to jump on the Illini bandwagon, and if the goal is to buy low, I don’t think it’s going down any time soon.
Orson’s Sells
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Tech: Ridin’ 22. Too bad he’s a one man show.
Georgia Tech. After a stunning victory over Clemson–holding Spillerdavismechagodzilla to no tds–it only stands to reason that Georgia Tech will, per the rules of Chan Gailey Equilibrium, immediately drop this game against Maryland in College Park. There’s little rhyme or reason behind this thinking other than the supposition that as streaky and unpredictable as Maryland can be, Georgia Tech is infinitely less dependable, even with Tashard Choice pounding out nasty, effort-filled yards up the middle for the Jackets. To roll with Chan Gailey as a value stock is to give your brilliant cousin the college fund to invest in his internet startup. You may end up rolling in ducats with five naked babes in a Dubai hotel room. You may end up rolling in refuse in a Mumbai gutter. You will not, however, end up in between these two scenarios.
Oregon This pains us physically to write this, since Oregon had seemed too lethal to this point. However, some plays snap your brain into irreparable pieces as a collective, and fumbling at the one and into the endzone to finish the Cal game may be that. Yes, it’s a fuzzy psychological explanation, one that requires the assumption of a mindset, which has not stats and nothing empirical to back it up. We’re still riding it. Recovering from such a thorough, deep kick to the nuts requires some vomiting, deep breathing, and serious, serious toughness from a team about to face a breathless Pac-10 schedule. A fractured soul is hard to recover from as a unit, and that’s precisely what Oregon suffered.
(We cannot type this enough: losing like that makes us want to weep for Oregon. No ironies here–just a license to poundon your chest and wail like a Greek grandmother for what happened to them. We’d post a clip, but we don’t have any tissues lying around at the moment.)
Hannibal’s Sells
Texas. No offensive line=disaster, but the most troubling thing about the Horns is that they have no identity on either side of the ball. Are they really very good running? Passing? Rushing the passer? I think Texas can still stop the run on defense, and otherwise is a completely mediocre team all the way around. I was fairly quiet about my doubts re: Colt McCoy as a central playmaker coming into the season, and I wish I hadn’t been. Without a running game (which, despite a couple backs I still think of as very good, Texas does not currently have), he seems overwhelmed.
Alabama. Ditto John Parker Wilson, I guess. I still believe Bama has problems on defense - Florida State scored three touchdowns, after all - but Saturday was the first time I felt the Tide had really holed back up inside the offensive shell it knows and loathes. The team can’t score on a respectable D (all it will face from here on out, except Ole Miss) until its back is against the wall, and that’s only worked once.
Penn State. Ditto Anthony Morelli, I guess. Black Shoe Diaries laid it down on Morelli immediately after the Lions’ loss Saturday:
With Penn State within one score of taking the lead or tying the game, the last four drives all entered Illinios territory. They ended interception, interception, fumble, and interception. All on the head of Anthony Morelli. Four times the Nittany Lions had a chance to take the lead or tie the game. Four times Anthony Morelli blew it.
I don’t really have anything to add to that, except to ask, who outside of PSU fans is surprised by Morelli’s failure? Not me. I’m only surprised the defense looked so helpless against Benn.
Orson’s Holds
Florida. The pass defense sit around like track and field officials, and on Saturday night, Brandon Cox threw a javelin into them. No pass rush, no pass defense, and no ability to diversify the attack outside of Tebow smash. Florida law prevents us from handing off to running backs, in case you didn’t know it. Look it up: it’s in the criminal code, man.
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Still ridiculously talented. Still ridiculously young. The variance on quality of game with this team is still nigh-immeasurable: one game, they’ll be mediocre (Ole Miss), another, unstoppable (Tennessee.) And occasionally, they’ll just shit the lair altogether, as they did Saturday night.
Texas Such a phenomenally talented, pampered, and otherwise gloriously potentialized athletes can’t perform this badly unless under the sway of some kind of organizational malaise, which is all we can really guess is going on with Texas. Colt McCoy has no iron run game to stand him up, leaving him to overextend and make the kind of gut-ripping errors that led to 4 interceptions against K-State. The defense and Iowa State coach Gene Chizik are now both looking across 843.2 miles and realizing they’ve both made a terrible mistake.
Hannibal’s Holds
Florida. I thought Auburn executed an outstanding offensive gameplan against a young defense Saturday, and the UF offense was more efficient than anyone seems to be willing to recognize. Tebow spent too much of the game on the sideline while the Tigers milked the clock, and still only lost on a ridiculous last second kick. I don’t think that setback was any more damning than the loss at Auburn last year (maybe less, actually), and the offense remains much better off in Tebow’s hands than in Chris Leak’s. Reserve judgment until we see what happens at LSU.
Oregon. Given Oregon’s recent past, a loss like Saturday’s could be the start of a schizophrenic spiral, but the offense has too many weapons to fade away. Of all the stocks that still look like blue chip options, this is the one that still requires the most extreme caution.
Oklahoma. My expectations are that the Sooners rebound this week and make a scorched earth march back to the BCS with championship aspirations until the bitter end. But Sam Bradford finally showed his vulnerable side, which, while a hit with the ladies - and freshmen are so susceptible to the manipulations of the fairer sex, aren’t they? The gullible, pick-tossing bastards - is not so good for a winning football team. Still the best team in the Big 12, but that doesn’t appear to be worth much and maybe worth even less in another month.
 
Michigan forfeits season. But then again, you already knew that. We’re not talking about Appalachian State this time–Michigan may have to forfeit the wins against Penn State and Notre Dame after using Artis Chambers, a freshman safety, in games despite being ineligible per the Big Ten’s rules. Michigan immediately reported this, both in hope of getting leniency for the oversight and in order to attempt the unprecedented: forfeiting their losses, too.
Xavier Lee, starter. Xavier Lee has gone from grumbling malcontent to starter in two weeks following Jimbo Fisher spreading out the formations in the ‘Nole offense, putting Lee in instead of sad Drew Weatherford, and seeing what happens. His performance against the Crimson Tide merited promotion to starter, which is precisely what he’ll be against NC State this week. We are now taking odds as to whether Lee is really just Adrian McPherson with dreadlocks and six months in a gambling rehab program. We’re offering 4-1 behind the Quik Trip on Rockbridge Road, baby. Hit us on the cell.
 
Charlie Weis Is Afraid Of Commitment

Posted Oct 2nd 2007 1:39PM by Tom Fornelli
Filed under: Notre Dame Football, NCAA FB Gossip
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I realize how ridiculous that headline looks when you consider that Weis has a ten-year contract at Notre Dame, but not many people have a problem committing to millions of dollars for ten years. No, where Charlie fears commitment is in naming his starting quarterback.

Remember when Weis said the Irish were starting over from training camp after the Michigan loss? Well, apparently he really meant it, because once again he's not being entirely forthcoming when it comes to who is going to start for the Irish this week against UCLA.
Weis said it was ''probable'' that Clausen would make his fourth straight start but postponed any definitive decision until later this week, possibly today.

''The team now knows that we have two guys that we can put in at quarterback that can move the team and give us a chance of winning,'' Weis said. ''A couple weeks ago, we didn't even know if we had one.''​
The team knows they have two quarterbacks that give the Irish a chance of winning? Really? That's strange, because I don't and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only Irish fan that feels that way. Hell, I don't think Charlie believes it either or else he'd actually know which quarterback he was going to start.

As I've already written about here, I think Sharpley would be the team's best option at quarterback right now. When he replaced the injured Clausen against Purdue, the Irish offense actually seemed to come to life. Now whether or not that was due to Sharpley, or maybe Purdue's defense relaxing as they've been prone to do in the second half this season, I don't know.

All I know is that when Sharpley was under center in that game, there was a whole 15 minutes where I wasn't on the verge of tears while trying to watch this team.
 
Senior quarterback won't play Saturday against USC

Posted: Tuesday October 2, 2007 3:41PM; Updated: Tuesday October 2, 2007 3:41PM
STANFORD, Calif. (AP) -- Stanford quarterback T.C. Ostrander will miss this week's game against Southern California after suffering a seizure at a restaurant over the weekend.
Ostrander was watching former teammate Trent Edwards play on television for the Buffalo Bills when he had the seizure Sunday. He was taken to Stanford hospital and had a series of tests. He was released from the hospital later Sunday after all tests came back normal.
Ostrander will miss the game against the Trojans as a precaution and be reevaluated Monday.
Tavita Pritchard will start Saturday for the Cardinal (1-3, 0-2 Pac-10).
 
West Virginia QB undergoing treatments for bruise

Posted: Tuesday October 2, 2007 5:18PM; Updated: Tuesday October 2, 2007 5:18PM
CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) -- The last thing Rich Rodriguez wants to do is tip off Syracuse to what he's going to do about playing quarterback Pat White.
White is undergoing daily treatments for a thigh bruise and his status for No. 13 West Virginia (4-1, 0-1 Big East) on Saturday against the Orange (1-4, 1-0) remains uncertain.
White was hit by a helmet Friday night at the end of an 18-yard run late in the second quarter of a 21-13 loss at South Florida. He limped off the field and did not return, although he marched the sideline trying to keep his teammates' spirits up.
Rodriguez indicated Tuesday that White, who is taking part in practices, could be a game-time decision.
"If it's (at) noon on Saturday, I'll decide at noon on Saturday," Rodriguez said. "If I decide earlier than that, he won't know until noon on Saturday. And nobody else will, either."
If White can't play, backup Jarrett Brown would get his second career start and Adam Bednarik, who went 5-1 as a starter in 2005 but missed last season following shoulder surgery, would back up Brown.
When White sat out the 2006 regular-season finale with a sore ankle, Brown led the Mountaineers to a triple-overtime win over Rutgers in his first start.
Against South Florida, Brown led West Virginia to its only touchdown but he was intercepted twice. He completed 11-of-20 passes for 149 yards.
"Jarrett competed pretty well. We played very poorly, had six turnovers, still had 400-some yards of offense and still had a chance to win," Rodriguez said. "And the Big East player of the year wasn't in the game in the second half."
With its national championship hopes nearly squashed for a second straight season with a mistake-filled performance on the road, West Virginia must set its sights on trying to win a wide-open Big East race in which it already has lost ground.
Rodriguez was quick to come to his players' aid in dealing with a defeat, his fourth since the start of the 2005 season.
He defended center Mike Dent, whose awkward snap in shotgun formation led to a botched handoff against South Florida, while another snap went over Brown's head.
"There wasn't anybody on offense who played championship-caliber football in that game," Rodriguez said. I ain't going to jump off ship, and I ain't going to jump off my players' ship, either. I'm not going to discard them. I'd rather have my guys than anybody right now."
 
Texas A&M coach says he's not leaving any time soon

Posted: Tuesday October 2, 2007 5:08PM; Updated: Tuesday October 2, 2007 5:08PM
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) -- Like it or not Texas A&M fans, Dennis Franchione says he's not leaving any time soon.
Franchione -- under fire for a blowout loss to Miami and news of his secretive, for-pay newsletter to boosters -- gave a defiant, emotional speech in an auditorium packed with his players Tuesday. He said he has the support of athletics director Bill Byrne and has no intention of stepping down.
"I love this job. I love these players I love this university," Franchione said, "and my desire is to remain here and elevate this program to the highest level."
Franchione, whose $2 million-a-year contract runs through 2012, last week admitted he provided inside information about his team to an exclusive group of boosters who paid $1,200 to get it. That came a week after a 34-17 loss to Miami that renewed cries from big-money supporters for Franchione's firing.
A&M officials moved Tuesday's weekly media availability from the usual small room to a large auditorium. The entire team filed into the theater seats just before Franchione entered. He got a standing ovation as he walked to the podium, with tears welling in his eyes.
"The last few days have produced many rumors and some misguided speculation about my status as head football coach at Texas A&M," said Franchione, who has been peppered with questions about his future since the Miami loss but said Tuesday "there is no more need to discuss this matter."
"Bill Byrne, as my boss and the athletic director, has affirmed me in every way, and has left no doubt, that he has confidence in me and has every intention to help me succeed in building this football program. And for that I am deeply grateful."
Byrne, on a previously scheduled visit to Washington, D.C., released a statement that stopped short of an endorsement.
"I want to reinforce to members of the media and to our outstanding Aggie fans, I will not discuss matters pertaining to head coaches during their seasons," the statement said. Byrne said he looks forward to "working with Coach Fran as our head football coach" as A&M prepares to play Oklahoma State.
Texas A&M (4-1, 1-0 Big 12) plays Oklahoma State (3-2, 1-0) on Saturday at Kyle Field.
Franchione said he discontinued the insider newsletter after the Aggies' triple-overtime win over Fresno State on Sept. 8. Byrne said the school was "gathering all of the information" about it and would "release it in its entirety as soon as we possibly can."
Texas A&M interim president Dr. Ed Davis said in a statement that he's asked Byrne and David Batson, the school's NCAA compliance officer, "to urgently look into the matter of the VIP e-mail list to insure there are no violations of NCAA rules or regulations."
Athletics department spokesman Alan Cannon said the school has started an internal review and will contact the NCAA when it's completed.
Franchione is 29-24 in five seasons leading the Aggies, but he's had a tenuous relationship with A&M's impatient fan base from the beginning. It hasn't helped that he's 1-9 against Big 12 powers Texas, Oklahoma and Nebraska, though last year's 12-7 win in Austin probably bought Franchione some time.
The Aggies lost 45-10 to California in last season's Holiday Bowl and they were just as overmatched in Miami. When the Aggies returned to College Station, quarterback Stephen McGee found a nasty note from a fan on the windshield of his pickup truck.
That was nothing compared to the firestorm generated when news broke about Franchione's exclusive team reports, which included injury information and player assessments. Franchione admitted after Saturday's 34-10 victory over Baylor that he made a mistake.
He said he's gotten support from many within the A&M community, but some negative messages too.
"I think sometimes when you're in this role, some people forget you're a human being," Franchione said, later adding, "I do have feelings and I am sensitive and everybody needs to know that."
McGee, offensive lineman Kirk Elder and defensive end Chris Harrington went to a movie Sunday night and decided afterward to gather their teammates in a show of support at Tuesday's media gathering.
"When people start attacking your family like that, you've got to pull together," said Harrington, a senior. "You have to stand up and fight. Fran is part of the family. We're going to stand up for him and we're going to play our butts off for him."
Midway through Franchione's news conference, the team got up and filed out of the auditorium, with Franchione embracing almost every one at the door.
"I'm only an effective leader if they want me to be the leader, I think," he said. "And, certainly this was a statement to me by them."
 
QB Irish? | by Jay



Towards the end of the Purdue broadcast, the hyperbolic Andre Ware "climbed the ladder" to make this observation:

"We've got an interesting situation developing at quarterback for ND. Sharpley has come in and he looks tremendous. And the players are responding to him."

Setting aside the silly notion that the other Irish players played harder for Evan Sharpley, Ware's comments still didn't jibe with what I was watching. Sharpley was definitely solid in relief, but was he a stark improvement from Jimmy? Up until Clausen came out of the game (for the last time), my impression was that he hadn't been playing so poorly.

Sure enough, the two quarterbacks turned in an almost identical statistical performance:

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Clausen, Jimmy 26-18-1 169 1 36 0
Sharpley, Evan 26-16-1 208 2 43 2</PRE>Later on, the old Houston Heisman claimed it would be an "injustice" if Sharpley didn't get the start against UCLA. But is it so clear cut? Absolutely not. I think both guys have their pluses and minuses, but either would give us a chance to win. Charlie's got some appraising to do, and as he said after the game, he wouldn't comment on next week's QB starter just yet. He didn't want to commit to Clausen -- in so many words -- even if he was healthy.

• The first question, of course: is Clausen healthy? He took a nasty shot on the side/hip on Saturday and hobbled around for a while before being pulled off the field. If that's lingering, and hindering his ability to throw, then the rest of this conversation is moot.

• Two reasons why I like Sharpley: his arm strength, and his mobility. Given what we saw on the bombs downfield (or the "Golden Gos" -- thanks, HLS), Sharpley may be able to connect on long bombs better than Clausen. Even before the hip injury, Clausen underthrew Tate when he was wide open. And Sharpley moves around a little better than Jimmy, who even without the bum wheel couldn't outrun a defensive lineman to the sideline.

• One reason I like Clausen: he seems to handle (or at least recognize) the blitz better than Evan. While Purdue stacked the box with 7 and 8 players most of the day, they didn't blitz all that much. Purdue ran 7 zone blitzes against us, the same kind that our OL struggled with against Georgia Tech, and they gave Sharpley some trouble.
3 zone blitzes vs Clausen:
• found West for 5 yds
• bad snap by Sullivan
• Found Kamara on skinny post for 18 yds (hurt on play)

4 zone blitzes vs Sharpley:
• Sacked
• Evades the rush, steps out, but overthrows West on the sideline
• Tried to hit Tate deep, but ball drifted out of bounds
• Interception on the last play in the end zone
Look at the last play. There was no one defending the slot receiver because the safety and the corner both blitz from that side. Sharpley just didn't see it. On the sack, Sharpley was oblivious to two men coming around the left side, felt no pressure, and simply stood there and went down.

Now, Sharpley had a couple nice plays against the non-zone blitzes, but one of them was one of those "drawn in the dirt" go plays for Tate. Not much for the QB to do there but hang in the pocket and throw deep. On the other one he made a nice read but threw the ball behind Carlson, who ended up dropping it.

It looked like Clausen faced only two other blitzes of a different variety, both inside the red zone. Each time the pressure forced him out of the pocket. One pass was batted down, another thrown away.

• Two reasons I don't like either of 'em: sloppy, preventable interceptions. Clausen's pick was out of desperation, throwing across the field one way while scrambling the other; a classic novice blunder. Sharpley's interception was the product of a jittery reaction to a blitz and a poor read. Sharpley's was more costly, with four minutes left in the game and a chance to get some more points on the board, but both were preventable.

• One final reason I like Clausen: he seems to be a more accurate passer. When the Irish started running slants to Kamara, Clausen had excellent placement on every one of his slant passes, hitting Duval right in the breadbasket. I thought he looked even better than Quinn throwing the slant, who had a tendency to throw behind guys on the quick pass. And I don't think it's a coincidence that Kamara's first dropped slant was from Sharpley, which, while it was a catchable ball, was thrown behind him.

Apart from the slants, two other examples of Clausen's accuracy caught my eye. With about 11:00 to go in the first half, on 1st & 10, Clausen lofts a ball over two DL and a covering linebacker's outstretched hand, and dropped it right in to David Grimes, who was on a sideline comeback (and who made a nice grab). TV showed a revealing replay of this one from the end zone camera; the ball looks like it's on a parabola that's drawn just over the linebacker, and right into Grimes' hands. The other example was on Carlson's touchdown, where 89 was double covered in the end zone but Clausen stuck the ball right between the defenders, where only his tight end could reach it.

In the postgame, you heard Charlie saying that he went with Clausen originally because Clausen (paraphrasing) "is more accurate, and when you're evaluating quarterbacks, accuracy is the first thing you're looking for." I can see why.

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Postscript. There was one play that I rewound a bunch on the Tivo. It wasn't a touchdown, or a great catch, or a brilliant tackle. It was an incompletion thrown by Clausen in the end zone.

As the first half ticked down, ND found itself on the Purdue 18 after Tate's first great catch of the afternoon. It's 1st & 10 Irish, down 23 points with a chance to punch one in before the half. West is split wide left, and Ragone's at the left tight end. At the snap, Ragone runs to the back of the end zone, while West goes about 10 yards and comes back.

Clausen, unfortunately, is locked onto Ragone the whole time. The CB covering West, Terrell Vinson, sees this, and even as Clausen's arm is coming back, he's already left West and goes to blanket Ragone. Clausen fires it to his fellow freshman tight end, but it's easily broken up.

I wish Clausen had been able to read Vinson and look off, or maybe pump fake. If Clausen keeps his eyes on West before switching to Ragone, Vinson stays home and Ragone catches the TD. If Clausen spies Vinson coming off West, he pump fakes to Ragone and throws it to West on the sideline, who has a first down at least and a fighting chance for a touchdown. Either way, it's an easy completion as long as you don't get locked into one receiver.

On the bright side, this is a good teaching moment for the young quarterback, and the play has great potential for us as a red zone option.
 
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BC is not the only school off to a better than expected start. Our upcoming opponent Bowling Green has bounced back from a down 2006 to start 3-1. The early highlight was upsetting Minnesota on the road in the season opener. Given how the past two weeks have been, I expect another tough game for BC. To get a better perspective on the Falcons, I've asked BJ from FalconBlog to answer a few questions about his team.


1. Bowling Green was the birthplace of Urban Meyer's spread option and you are still running a version of it. What are the major differences between what BC fans have seen the Gators run vs what you guys do?

Falconblog: Well, the primary difference between the spread offense that Meyer ran here at BG and the offense we run today is that the Meyer spread utilizes a lot more running. Not only did Meyer spread the field out and throw it around, but he also used QB runs along with a lot of option looks to move the ball. With Josh Harris--or Tim Tebow--under center, its just a devastating look. The current coach--who was Meyer's offensive coordinator here at BG--uses a version of the spread that relies a lot more on the passing game. Coach Brandon has said we are a passing team. Consequently, if you look at our stats, our RBs have carries on only about 20% of our offensive plays.


2. The Defense is allowing a lot of points and yardage for a 3-1 team. Two struggling teams (Temple and Minnesota) have put up points on the Falcons. What are the problems?

Falconblog: Hmm. Well, to avoid the premise of your question just a little, let me say what's right about the defense, and that is turnovers. We are +8 in margin so far this year, and play a predatory D. We also have gotten good pressure on the QBs. Temple had a couple garbage TDs late, and Minnesota is bigger and stronger than we are and wore us down. For the purposes of our game with Boston College, I would say the problems are size and inexperience. The two-deep for our last game showed only TWO seniors and one of those is a converted TE. For our general purposes, we often tackle poorly in space, especially against elusive quarterbacks. We are susceptible to a team that establishes the running going over the top for a home run.


3. LB Erique Dozier and QB Tyler Sheehan get a lot of the attention when people talk about Bowling Green. Who are some of the lessor known players who will make an impact against BC?

FalconBlog: Here are the top six players to watch for an impact Saturday:

1. Kory Lichtensteiger--Probably our best player, the C is ranked #2 on Kiper's draft list. He's been all-conference three times.
2. Corey Partridge--Our best receiver, he has been hampered by injuries. When healthy, no team (including in the BCS) has had an answer for him.
3. Diryal Briggs--Our defensive end, Briggs is a junior and an absolute beast. Strong off the corner and hard to block. 3.5 sacks so far.
4. PJ Mahone--A predator out of the safety position, he has three INTs so far this year. A tremendous athlete.
5. Jahmal Brown--our other safety, has forced two fumbles this year. Aggressive ball hawk.
6. Freddie Barnes--A converted QB, Freddie is turning into a quality receiver who leads the team in receptions. A winner and playmaker.


4. What is your prediction for the game?

FalconBlog: I'll probably be harassed in the Falcon Nation, but BC is the best team we are playing this year. I don't think we'll get blown out, but BC is not Minnesota or MSU. Eagles 31, Falcons 20.
 
Joiner hit with second-degree felony charges. But possibly not for long. Be as suspicious as you like of this, but the owner of the lot Florida starting safety/Tebow-kisser Tony Joiner allegedly stole his own car out of yesterday morning thinks the whole thing should be dropped..
“One of the dispatchers knew (Joiner) was coming. My employee was in the break room and I’d left the gate open. It’s like going to a restaurant to eat and you go to the cashier to pay and no one is there. Eventually, you’re going to walk out.”
Forron said he’s been in the towing business for 20 years and has never heard of anyone getting arrested for stealing their own car from a compound lot…
“I’m a Gator fan, but I’m also a right and wrong fan, too. What the kid did is wrong, but does it warrant a second-degree felony charge? Not even close.”
Joiner’s “not doing anything” according to Meyer until someone figures out what’s going on, according to the Gainesville Sun.
At least some people have some decorum left. When most college fans want to slag their starting qb, they take on an internet alias and blast away from message boards. Texas A&M fans still have the courtesy to write their love notes to struggling signal-callers on real paper and tuck them personally under the windshield wiper like real, courteous people should.
When the Aggies arrived home from their 34-17 throttling at Miami on Sept. 20, McGee found a note on his truck from an anonymous detractor. Telling him how bad he stunk, among others things.
Just like in the old days – when the above quarterbacks had to deal with such things, instead of Internet message boards.
The note was even typed. On stationery.
“They put a lot of thought into it,” offensive lineman Kirk Elder said.
We’ll take “Random, Frightening Health Incidents” for a thousand, Alex. Stanford’s T.C. Ostrander will yield the starting spot at qb to Tavita Pritchard after he suffered a seizure at a restaurant Sunday. Ostrander was with family and friends when he seized, fell, and hit his head on a pole on the way down to the floor. Ostrander’s fine, will be evaluated over the coming week, and should start against TCU the week after next.
This leaves Pritchard to face number 2 USC this weekend having thrown only three passes in a live-fire situation. Enjoy storming the castle, boys!
Football, Yag sex scandals: two great tastes! We had no idea that the 1962 Kentucky Wildcat football team had fifty players quit because their coach was a massive asshole; nor did we know that they were involved in a Yag sex scandal involving a wrestling promoter and eventually Rock Hudson. Yet both were true, according to “The Thin Thirty: The Untold Story of Brutality, Scandal and Redemption for Charlie Bradshaw’s 1962 Kentucky Football Team.” And we thought the only sodomy Wildcat fans have endured before this breakout season happened on the field. (HT: The Wiz.)
 
Kragthorpe suspends Stripling for one game
By Mike Section: News
Posted on Wed Oct 03, 2007 at 02:58:10 PM EDT
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It's like there's a giant wheel in the locker room and if it lands on your name during the "pre-practice spin" you get suspended.
There were rumblings about this yesterday, and today Steve Kragthorpe confirmed that running back George Stripling has been suspended for the Utah game. No specific reason for the suspension was given.
Oh my God kids.
I'd say this opens the door for Bilal Powell but Lord knows what his deal is at this point. Also, there's still no word on the status of the injured Sergio Spencer so there's no way of knowing if this means additional field time for him. We could dress Papa John and get him at least three second half carries and I wouldn't be all that surprised anymore. I'd just shrug my shoulders and be like "Papa John up the middle for two yards? Why are we running on third and long."
 
Texas Tech LB suspended after arrest

Posted: Wednesday October 3, 2007 5:59PM; Updated: Wednesday October 3, 2007 5:59PM

LUBBOCK, Texas (AP) -- Texas Tech linebacker Kellen Tillman was suspended indefinitely after his arrest on a marijuana possession charge.
Tillman, who missed last week's game for undisclosed disciplinary reasons, was arrested Monday when police responding to minor traffic accident found marijuana in the car he was driving. Tech coach Mike Leach, who had reinstated Tillman as a starter the day of the arrest, suspended him Tuesday.
Leach called the incident "a huge distraction."
"We've just got to see what happens and get to the bottom of it," he said. "We've got a season to play and games to coach. He's just going to have to figure it out."
Tillman's attorney, Dan Hurley, said the marijuana did not belong to his client. Hurley said Tillman has passed two urine tests since his arrest.
Tillman believes a friend who used his car stashed the drug in the upper part of car's console and that the accident probably knocked the marijuana loose, Hurley said.
According to police, an officer walked up to one of two cars stopped in the center turn lane of a street on Monday and saw what he believed to be marijuana. Tillman, the only person in the car, was arrested at the scene, Lubbock police Lt. Scott Hudgens said.
Tillman, a 23-year-old senior, posted $750 bond and was released a short time later. If convicted, he faces up to 180 days in jail and a $2,000 fine.
Leach hasn't disclosed why Tillman was benched for Saturday's 75-7 victory against Northwestern State. Tillman had 21 tackles and a sack in Texas Tech's first four games.
 
Don't Believe the Hype: Week 5


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Here we go back for more. I will piggy back of two recent articles and it includes USF outrageous jump in the rankings. I hope to find out if this is the biggest jump in the coaches poll and especially the AP poll.


Overhyped: The Pollsters

Since I do not know the voters name I will go into teams ranked position.

  • AP#6 Coaches #9 WHAT THE... USF is a nice up and coming team that lucked into the Big East and did beat Auburn and a good West Virgina team at home. They jumped 12 spots in the AP and then jump 9 spots in the coaches poll. Part of the jump this week is because they beat then ranked #5 West Virgina and the fact that 7 teams above them lost. Honestly just because a team has a loss does not mean this USF team is better then them. If these one loss teams were to play South Florida I would take them in a second over the Bulls: Oklahoma, Florida, Oregon, and maybe even Texas, and only Florida is ranked higher. Is it that the pollsters are enamored by undefeated teams or could it be that South Florida beat a 'named' opponent in Auburn who is an average football team this year. If you take a closer look at the stats for South Florida and who they played I have a hard time believing they are a top 10 team. For a team to be ranked this high dominating wins are usually a requirment, but South Florida has only one such win against UNC 37-10. As for other wins, and I will not include Auburn or West Virgina because those teams are most likely not to be blown out, as Elon 28-13 who is a FCS team. Any top ranked team should put up more points then that against a lower level team, yes Elon plays in the tough Southern Conference with Appalachian State and Citadel, but Elon is not as good as either of those teams. Another look at why the Bulls are currently ranked too high is their offense stats where they only throw for 197 yards per game, rush for 150 per game, and the fact their field goal kicker is only 50%. For real proof go check out their stats compared to the rest of the Big East


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Here is another team that is getting a strange voting patter. How does Ohio State deserve a first place vote in the Coaches Poll and what coach thinks Ohio State is better then LSU and USC, and not to mention are they better then Florida, Cal, or Oregon? There has always been conspiracy theories about teams boosting the rankings of opponents so when they play that win looks better. There could be some culprits in this scenario with future opponents with Purdue who is ranked in the top 25 and undefeated as well as Wisconsin who is in the top 10. I am not sure if either teams have vote, but I have heard of this being done in the past and with coaches votes held private until the last poll we really do not know.

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54b's K-State Commentary/OU Preview

by 54b Wed Oct 03, 2007 at 06:30:06 PM EDT

Not sure what I’m more amused by after another monumental Longhorns loss: the race to lay blame by the Texas fans and media or the race to claim blame by all the coaches. Before the media even had a chance to ask Coach Brown a question about UT’s miserable 41-21 defeat to K-State last Saturday, Mack began the post-game press conference by saying, "We’ve said since day one that coaches lose games, kids win games and that one goes back to me and us."
Honestly, I don’t "blame" Mack for trying to deflect the criticism off his players and onto himself. I’d probably do the same if I were in his $2.4 million shoes. After all it’s easier to say "it’s my fault" than try to make excuses or explain to a bunch of diehard Texas fans (who just got their hearts broken) that their beloved Longhorns are inexperienced (Greenhorns), immature (Book’em Horns), and probably victims of unrealistic pre-season hype and expectations (You bet on the Wronghorns).
And while I’m sure Mack’s sentiments make the players, the parents, and the recruits feel all warm and fuzzy, I think his eagerness to accept blame and move on leaves most Texas fans feeling frustrated and without recourse. What happened to we win as a team, we lose as a team, and everyone, players included, are held accountable?
Hell, if the coaches are so fond of taking the blame, then for once I’d like to hear one say, "I did a shitty job preparing my team to play this week even though I’ve known this game was on our schedule for the last 8 months and therefore, if I do an equally poor job of preparing the team next week, I will resign." Now that’s accountability. Otherwise, it’s just culpability and lip service to the press and the unforgiving masses...but 54b, we have to blame somebody for the emptiness we feel in our hearts and the drowning sensation we feel in our livers. Right you are my friends and to that I say...
ASK NOT WHAT BROWN CAN DO FOR YOU
Ask yourselves, how come Texas fans weren’t waiving something similar to those ubiquitous K-State Purple Power Towels when our team needed us most? How can Longhorn Nation purport ourselves as being the most dedicated fan base in all of college football, when we can’t even prove how much we care by unabashedly ripping off some other fan base’s contrived symbol of support?
That’s why I’ve taken it upon myself to present UT’s Athletic Department with a short list of potential Longhorn Motivational Symbols...
The Ass-Kicking Cowbell – When our team isn’t doing so hot, the only prescription is more Ass-Kicking Cowbell. DKR is a big place and I really want Longhorn fans to explore the space. We need more Ass-Kicking Cowbell.
Zone Reading Glasses – When it’s 3rd and Longhorns and your offensive coordinator only knows one play, put on a pair of these spectacles and hope that your running back will see a hole to run through that your inexperienced O-Line probably didn’t create. Don’t delay, run out and get yourself a pair of Zone Reading Glasses.
The Lady Thong-Horn – Sure ladies, cotton granny panties my be the practical choice on a hot and humid Saturday afternoon, but only the most zealous of athletic supporters would dare wear a thong prominently exposed for all to see. The Lady Thong-Horn...Put The T-Back In Texas.
Thunder Hooves – Why proliferate your penis envy for a winning team by banging a couple of phallic blow-up stix together when you can slam a couple of plastic replica cow hooves against some metal bleachers and cause a stampede? Nothing says we’re gonna stomp a mudhole in your ass like Thunder Hooves.
The Jolt-A-Colt – Sure, sneaking a 9-Volt battery into the game and attaching it to your nipples with alligator clips may sound like a painfully bad idea, but when your starting QB gets knocked into next Tuesday, what better to snap McCoy back into reality than thousands of Texas fans connecting the electrodes and screaming bloody murder in unison. The Jolt-A-Colt... T-T-T-T-exas, F-F-F-F-ight.
The Bevo Ball-Sack – Just because our beloved steer may be sans cahones doesn’t mean we can’t return some testicular fortitude to Royal Memorial. Nothing says I believe this team’s got a couple like 85,000 Orange Bloods swinging a burnt orange tube sock replete with two large marbles over their heads. The Bevo Ball Sack...Act Like You Got A Pair.
What would you give to see one of more of those at...
NEXT GAME
When it comes to TX/OU, Dallas is ground zero for the Red River Rivalry and not just for one weekend every October, but all year long. UT fans who live in Dallas know all too well that a win over OU means 365 days free of torment and ridicule while an unthinkable loss to the Sooners makes life in Big D a living hell for Longhorns fans. And given what we’ve seen from the two teams this year, Dallas area Texas fans better baton down the hatches as the tide looks to have turned in favor of Oklahoma and if the final score is anything like some of the lopsided affairs from a few years back, the surge alone will probably make us wish we never knew what lay north of the Red River.
On paper, this game isn’t even close. Texas is inexperienced at several key positions, banged up, and even worse, apparently lacking in leadership while the Sooners had been rolling like a well-oiled machine until last week’s upset in Boulder. Thankfully, the Buffalos proved once again that when it comes to football, the only thing paper’s good for is wiping your ass. So for the next few days at least, Longhorns fans can fall asleep comforted by the thought that anything can happen in this game.
Another ancillary benefit of Colorado’s win over OU is the lack of smack coming from Sooners fans this week. I’ve never heard them so quiet before this game, not even the year VY took us to the title. So there’s one thing we’ve got going for us: OU is apparently second-guessing their athletic prowess for the first time this season while UT’s known something was wrong all along. So relax, it’s all damaged goods.
And while our heart’s desire to stay positive is thwarted by certain realities that fill our minds, at least we can be assured of one thing, we already know who will take the blame if we lose.
On to the...
UNPREDICTABLE PREDICTION
Let’s party like it’s 1999...
Texas – 38
Stoopefied Sooners – 28
TAILGATE UPDATE (State Fair Addition)
Despite OU's "unfathomable" loss to Colorado (OUch) and UT’s debacle against K-State (Cats Gone Wild) taking the thunder out of the latest installment of the Red River Shootout (Can the South secede from the Big XII North), tickets are still going to be tough to come by (TX/OU sucks for you). For those of you who did score a ticket into the Cotton Bowl (Charlie And The Corndog Factory), here are six simple edicts to help you enjoy your time there (Tenets to win it):
  1. Kick-off's at 2:30 (and OU still sucks), so try to get to the fairgrounds before 11 a.m. ("Moose says your closed, I say you're open")
  1. Find a parking lot (pave the way), don't park in some questionable dude’s front yard (your car won't be the only thing on "grass")
  1. Put your wallet in your front pocket ("Carnies got little hands")
  1. Upon entering the fair (rub your ass with salt and go to the petting zoo), buy coupon tickets immediately so you can get a beer (obey your
thirst) and a corndog ("I can smell you getting fatter")
  1. Get to your seats early (Your knees won’t thank you, but your ass will), the stadium corridors are narrow (Like your urethra) and get extremely crowded ("Show me on the doll where the bad Sooner touched you")
  1. If a flask is a must (I'll drink to that), then replace the cleaning solution (It’s so hard to find good help) in your contact lens bottle with a clear liquor (Oh Captain, my Morgan).
Add in a little sunscreen (SPF-OU), drink some water every now and then (He who hydrates, urinates) and try to remember, it's still just a game ("It's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get").
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"Fran got $1,200 a pop for his super secret booster email? How much does it cost to send out a letter bagging on your team anyway?"
Not much. Believe me, not much.
 
What's crazy about the internet is...



...I can be sitting here looking at a picture of a Texas Tech cheerleader and think "Wow, that is a great looking woman."

..."I wonder what she would look like in sexy lingerie?"

Then, like magic - I can get on the intertubes and work a little cyber-sleuthing and BAM!!


I'm feeling a bit chubby.

You??
 
State Attorney’s Office Begins Investigating Joiner Case; Could Have Decision In ‘The Next Few Days’
Posted October 04, 2007 by Andy Staples
Updated Oct 04, 2007 at 11:04 AM


GAINESVILLE — State Attorney’s Office investigator Spencer Mann said Thursday morning that he has retrieved the police reports from Florida strong safety Tony Joiner’s arrest and that he has begun contacting witnesses. How quickly State Attorney Bill Cervone renders a decision on whether Joiner will face a felony burglary charge will depend on the response time of the witnesses.

Despite the fact that such determinations can take 30 days or more, Mann said Cervone could render a decision on Joiner “in the next few days.” Depending on how quickly it comes, Cervone’s decision may determine whether Joiner plays Saturday against top-ranked LSU.

Joiner was arrested early Tuesday morning. He is accused of breaking into a towing company impound lot to retrieve his girlfriend’s car. The owner of the lot, Stan Forron, maintains that the arrest was a misunderstanding and does not want Joiner prosecuted.

Mann said Forron’s opinion will be considered, but so will the opinions of Joiner, the other witnesses and the arresting officer. If Cervone determines a crime was committed, Joiner still would face charges.

“We’ve got to look at everything first,” Mann said.

Of the last four Florida football players arrested, the shortest time between arrest and a decision by the State Attorney’s Office was 27 days. Tailback Brandon James was arrested in a June 12 marijuana sting. Police charged James with a felony count of purchasing a controlled substance and a misdemeanor count of marijuana possession. On July 9, the State Attorney’s Office decided to drop the felony charge and prosecute James for the misdemeanor.

Florida coach Urban Meyer stripped Joiner of his captaincy Wednesday, and Meyer said Joiner would not play as long as he faces a felony charge.

“Certainly if he’s charged with a felony, absolutely [he won’t play],” Meyer said. “We have a set of core values at the University of Florida football team, and if you break a core value in the last three years, you’ve seen that people don’t play.”

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Meyer: Joiner No Longer A Captain; May Not Play At LSU
Posted October 03, 2007 by Andy Staples
Updated Oct 03, 2007 at 07:50 PM


GAINESVILLE — Florida coach Urban Meyer has stripped senior safety Tony Joiner of his captaincy, and Meyer said Wednesday night that Joiner will not play Saturday against LSU as long as he remains accused of a felony.

Joiner is facing a felony burglary charge following his arrest Tuesday morning. He is accused of breaking into a towing company impound lot and attempting to retrieve his girlfriend’s car.

Joiner practiced with the Gators on Wednesday, but he may not play against the top-ranked Tigers in Baton Rouge, La., on Saturday.

“The word felony is out there,” Meyer said. “Certainly if he’s charged with a felony, absolutely not. We have a set of core values at the University of Florida football team, and if you break a core value in the last three years, you’ve seen that people don’t play.
“If you make a mistake, you correct the mistake and you move on. So that’s what I’m waiting to find out.”

Meyer might have to wait to make that determination. The State Attorney’s Office will decide whether Joiner faces a felony charge, a misdemeanor charge or no charge at all, but that process could take several weeks. As of Wednesday morning, the office had yet to receive the investigative materials from the Gainesville Police Department.

Stan Forron, the owner of the tow yard, told multiple media outlets Tuesday that he does not wish to press charges. Still, State Attorney Bill Cervone told The Gainesville Sun that Forron’s wishes won’t necessarily be honored if the prosecutor believes a crime was committed.


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Joiner At Practice
Posted October 03, 2007 by Andy Staples
Updated Oct 03, 2007 at 04:40 PM


GAINESVILLE — Florida safety Tony Joiner walked onto the Gators’ practice field Wednesday afternoon with the rest of his teammates. Florida coach Urban Meyer said Tuesday that he wouldn’t let Joiner — who was arrested Tuesday morning on a burglary charge — participate in team activities until Meyer gathered the facts and decided what steps he should take.

Meyer will address the media at the end of practice, but don’t be surprised if he doesn’t announce any sort of punishment. Meyer rarely publicly acknowledges disciplinary action of any kind.
 
UW Reinstates Troubled Cornerback

Posted Oct 4th 2007 8:09AM by Sean Hawkins
Filed under: Washington Football, Pac 10, NCAA FB Police Blotter
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While UW limps into the bye week on a three-game losing streak, there was some good personnel news this week. Jordan Murchison, a defensive back who's anger issues landed him in jail for a short time when he had a pair of violence related charges against him this year, has returned to the Husky football program. Murchison is now practicing with the team, and should be eligible to play in UW's next game at ASU on 10/13.
According to Molly at the P-I:

Murchison agreed to a stipulated order of continuance, or a "deferred prosecution," to wrap up a domestic violence charge from June. If Murchison adheres for two years to guidelines set forth in the order, the charge will be dismissed. Those guidelines typically involve counseling and the mandate to avoid additional trouble with the law. Failure to comply usually leads to a harsher sentence than what would have originally been levied.​
Murchison is a welcome sight for the UW defense, and once he can shake off the rust, should be right back into the mix at cornerback. Newcomer Byron Davenport has battled some nagging hamstring issues, and while he has finally been able to play the last few weeks, they really need help back there. UW has been considered thin at corner since spring ball, and Husky fans are certainly hopeful that Murchison can provide that much-needed depth. Let's hope for Murchison's sake that he keeps his anger under control. Tyrone Willingham's reputation is great in regards to having solid citizens on his team, so he must be satisfied with Murchison's situation to the point that he's willing to let him back on the team.
 
JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE
By SMQ
Posted on Thu Oct 04, 2007 at 07:40:33 AM EDT
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The program took heat for it season after season, but Kansas State’s road out of the mire in the early and mid-nineties was paved with the tar it wrung from the flattened remains of Northern Illinois and Kansas State. It was the master stroke of the master rebuilding job, the realization that wins of any variety will boost morale, create a little buzz, secure bowl bids and open up recruiting. It means something to a team to start 4-0, 5-0, especially a struggling program that needs something good to happen for its players, to give them hope, and to get cynical fans believing something special might be on the horizon. Rarely, virtually never, is this actually the case. The losses always come. Sooner or later. Once the idea is implanted, though, once the program feels like it has a chance, it doesn’t just go away. And you can build on that.
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When you prove it, prove it in style (try not to get bailed out by a penalty first, though).
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Occasionally, once or twice every year, a fast starter in the K-State tradition turns that sliver of cupcake-fed hope into a full blown, tortured Cinderella metaphor by turning a corner even the skeptics can’t deny (well, not plausibly, anyway, to the extent anyone on an opposing message board is bound to plausibility). The moment came for Rutgers last November against Louisville, when its scoffed-at run against cupcakes morphed in a single half into a feel-good locomotive of breathless hype. Any fair perception of the Knights since concedes respect that was impossible before those two quarters against the Cardinals. The classic case is Arizona State in 1996, a team that began the season unranked and unrespected until it rocked defending mythical champion and physically dominant overlord Nebraska en route to an 11-0 regular season and Rose Bowl bid, where the Devils wound up one Joe Germaine comeback from finishing number one.

If there’s a revelatory moment in that vein in store for 2007, this is the Saturday for it: of the 14 teams that emerged from September unscathed, a good half dozen of them remain firmly on the far side of respectability, blocked by very valid skepticism over a combination of scheduling and shaky to outright futile past performance. Four of them make their first real foray into the shit this week against ranked teams, desperate for that badge of courage. None will be left standing Sunday without it.
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Purdue (5-0) vs. Ohio State
  • <TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=3><CAPTION align=top>Purdue's Road to 5-0</CAPTION><TBODY><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=middle>Opponent</TD><TD align=middle>Score</TD><TD align=middle>Record</TD><TD align=middle>Avg. Stat Rank*</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Toledo</TD><TD align=middle>52-24</TD><TD align=middle>1-4</TD><TD align=middle>93.5</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Eastern Illinois</TD><TD align=middle>52-6</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Central Michigan</TD><TD align=middle>45-22</TD><TD align=middle>2-3</TD><TD align=middle>83.5</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Minnesota</TD><TD align=middle>45-32</TD><TD align=middle>1-4</TD><TD align=middle>68.9</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Notre Dame</TD><TD align=middle>33-19</TD><TD align=middle>0-5</TD><TD align=middle>97.0</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    *- Average national rank of eight major stat categories (rush, pass, total and scoring offense/defense)
Whoa, deja vu. If you’ll remember, Purdue actually made the Rose Bowl at the start of the decade, and since that season (2000) has subsisted on a reputation of high flying quasi-competence that perfectly corresponds to September’s 5-0 jog through MAC and MAC-level foes (sorry, Minnesota and Notre Dame, but y’all know it’s true) destined to surrender ghastly yields. And so they have: the Boilermakers lead the Big Ten in passing offense, total offense and scoring offense.

Of course, we’re immediately reminded of last year’s team, which was similarly gangbusters against the weak (41 ppg in a 4-0 start) but impotent when faced with the slightest strength on the other side. The 8-6 record split perfectly down the middle: 8-0 against losing teams, 0-6 against winners. Penn State shut the Boilers out a week after Wisconsin held them to a field goal.
Then, as I pointed out in August, there’s this: <TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=3><CAPTION align=top>Purdue Since Rose Bowl</CAPTION><TBODY><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=middle></TD><TD align=middle>2001</TD><TD align=middle>2002</TD><TD align=middle>2003</TD><TD align=middle>2004</TD><TD align=middle>2005</TD><TD align=middle>2006</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Overall</TD><TD align=middle>6-6</TD><TD align=middle>7-6</TD><TD align=middle>10-3</TD><TD align=middle>7-5</TD><TD align=middle>5-6</TD><TD align=middle>8-6</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>vs. Big Ten</TD><TD align=middle>4-4</TD><TD align=middle>4-4</TD><TD align=middle>6-2</TD><TD align=middle>4-4</TD><TD align=middle>3-5</TD><TD align=middle>5-3</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #f2e697"><TD align=right>vs. Winning</TD><TD align=middle>4-4</TD><TD align=middle>2-5</TD><TD align=middle>2-4</TD><TD align=middle>1-4</TD><TD align=middle>1-6</TD><TD align=middle>0-6</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #9d9c92"><TD align=right>vs. Ranked</TD><TD align=middle>0-3</TD><TD align=middle>0-4</TD><TD align=middle>3-3</TD><TD align=middle>0-4</TD><TD align=middle>0-3</TD><TD align=middle>0-4</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Nothing in the 5-0 start has changed anything on that chart; Purdue still hasn’t beaten a team that finished with a winning record since it opened against Akron (7-6 at year’s end) in 2005. Even the potential strong points of the schedule to date, Notre Dame and Minnesota, are in the midst of historic regressions.
If there is one difference, it might be Curtis Painter, whose current 18:3 touchdown:interception ratio is three times better than his 10:5 ratio through five games last year. Ohio State’s defense, though, has been a rock: fourth in the nation in pass efficiency D, second in total defense, third in scoring. Save a garbage time touchdown by Washington in the final minute of a three-score OSU rout, no team has scored more than once on the defense in any capacity. Purdue won’t drag Ohio State’s offense to that level - it’s allowed 24 points per game to the four I-A offenses it’s faced – and would leap immediately into conference contention if Painter can make enough of a dent in that streak to win Saturday night.
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Cincinnati (5-0) at Rutgers
  • <TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=3><CAPTION align=top>Cincinnati's Road to 5-0</CAPTION><TBODY><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=middle>Opponent</TD><TD align=middle>Score</TD><TD align=middle>Record</TD><TD align=middle>Avg. Stat Rank</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>SE Missouri State</TD><TD align=middle>59-3</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Oregon State</TD><TD align=middle>34-3</TD><TD align=middle>2-3</TD><TD align=middle>49.3</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Miami, Ohio</TD><TD align=middle>47-10</TD><TD align=middle>2-3</TD><TD align=middle>89.8</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Marshall</TD><TD align=middle>40-14</TD><TD align=middle>0-4</TD><TD align=middle>93.1</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>San Diego State</TD><TD align=middle>52-23</TD><TD align=middle>1-3</TD><TD align=middle>80.4</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
After being stunned and physically beaten last week against Maryland, Rutgers finds itself in every bit the “prove it” role Cincinnati does, and in revenge mode, too, after the Bearcats emphatically ended the Knights’ undefeated run last year in Cincinnati. One of the major catalysts for that stunner was Mike Teel’s four-interception implosion, which led directly to a 20-point swing in a 19-point final deficit. Teel has been a completely different quarterback in the meantime: before losing to the Bearcats, he had never thrown for 250 yards in a game and had passed for more than one touchdown just once, benchmarks he’s topped in each of his last six starts since. He entered last week’s game as the top-rated passer in the country and is still number two in efficiency.

Cincinnati hasn’t really been the same, either, that blowout upset marking the beginning of a seven-game win streak that hasn’t even been close – Western Michigan, 26-23 loser in the International Bowl, is the only victim of that run that’s fared better than the Knights. It also happens to be the only other victim boasting a winning record, to which none of UC’s opponents this year are even aspiring at the moment.
The Bearcats are winning by an average of five touchdowns – they are sixth in scoring and fourth in preventing scoring – but the yardage totals have been much closer, especially against Oregon State, which outgained UC in a 31-point loss. Mainly, the Bearcats are raking in reams of takeaways, currently leading the nation in turnover margin at nearly plus-three per game. The defense has been mediocre by most measures, particularly in allowing an average of almost 350 yards and 19 first downs the last three weeks against hapless units from the Ohio-based Miami, winless Marshall and San Diego State. This would portend certain doom against the Knights, if they weren’t already on the negative side of the turnover ledger their own selves after giving the ball away three times against Maryland.
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Kansas (4-0) at Kansas State
  • <TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=3><CAPTION align=top>Kansas' Road to 4-0</CAPTION><TBODY><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=middle>Opponent</TD><TD align=middle>Score</TD><TD align=middle>Record</TD><TD align=middle>Avg. Stat Rank*</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Central Michigan</TD><TD align=middle>52-7</TD><TD align=middle>2-3</TD><TD align=middle>83.5</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>SE Louisiana</TD><TD align=middle>62-0</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Toledo</TD><TD align=middle>45-13</TD><TD align=middle>1-4</TD><TD align=middle>93.5</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Fla. International</TD><TD align=middle>55-3</TD><TD align=middle>0-4</TD><TD align=middle>109.8</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
No doubt Kansans remember (as they were likely the only ones who knew in the first place) KU’s 39-20 rout of surging Kansas State last November, a week after the Wildcats’ potentially corner-turning upset of Texas. It was the Jayhawks’ second win over KSU in 14 years, and also the start of a KU run that’s carried over dramatically into this year’s start – at one point last year, the Jayhawks had lost five of six games by an average of a little over five points. Beginning with its win over Colorado, a week before beating K-State, Kansas has since won seven of eight by an average of somewhere around five touchdowns. It comes in Saturday off easily the most statistically dominant September (average score: 54-6) in the country.

That means pretty much nothing in light of the competition, the whole lot of which boasts wins over Iowa State and Northern Illinois and a 30-point loss to I-AA South Dakota State (SDSU’s victim, Central Michigan, did beat another KU/Purdue whipping boy, Toledo, by three touchdowns). Rarely has outgaining an opponent by 460 yards seemed as irrelevant as Kansas’ curb-stomp of Florida International does next to KSU’s very non-flukey repeat takedown of the Longhorns.
There’s nothing Kansas isn’t doing fantastically well on paper, except maybe punting (it’s punted 11 times in four games), but there is no carryover whatsoever Saturday. Even Kansas State’s one apparent soft spot, its offensive running game, could turn out just fine; it’s hard to judge when half the fronts KSU has run against belong to Auburn and Texas, with predictable results.
Maybe that’s why Mark Mangino has been so on-edge throughout his team’s win streak. He’s dealing with a lot:
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Missouri (5-0) vs. Nebraska
  • <TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=3><CAPTION align=top>Missouri's Road to 5-0</CAPTION><TBODY><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=middle>Opponent</TD><TD align=middle>Score</TD><TD align=middle>Record</TD><TD align=middle>Avg. Stat Rank*</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Illinois</TD><TD align=middle>40-34</TD><TD align=middle>4-1</TD><TD align=middle>44.1</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Ole Miss</TD><TD align=middle>38-25</TD><TD align=middle>1-4</TD><TD align=middle>86.5</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Western Michigan</TD><TD align=middle>52-24</TD><TD align=middle>2-3</TD><TD align=middle>74.0</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right>Illinois State</TD><TD align=middle>38-17</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD><TD align=middle>-</TD></TR><TR></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Missouri may have more going for it than any other team profiled here, by virtue of beating two legitimate teams in Illinois and Ole Miss and getting a struggling division favorite it’s beaten twice in the last four years, on the Huskers’ last two trips to Columbia.

It is also Missouri, not only requiring titanic offensive efforts to overcome flimsy defense in close wins over the Illini and Rebels, but also not-so-proud owners of a 12-27 record against winning teams under Gary Pinkel and a 38-year streak without a conference championship. The Tigers enter Big 12 play for the seventh time in Pinkel’s tenure having yet to finish better than 4-4 against the rest of the league.
That said, the Huskers have been fairly atrocious against the run: setting aside USC’s 313-yard romp, Nebraska allowed 236 on the ground to Wake Forest, 188 to Ball State and 149 before sacks to Iowa State. None of those teams have weapons of the caliber of Chase Daniel or Tony Temple. But then, Sam Keller hasn’t faced a secondary as forgiving as the Tigers’.
That will cover all but the most suspicious of the remaining unbeatens: Hawaii (overtime winner over lowly Louisiana Tech and feaster of not one but two outmanned I-AA outfits) and especially UConn, beneficiary of this call on fourth down against the Temple Owls, they of a single, lonely win in their last 27 games, playing in Storrs a week after being pounded 42-7 by Buffalo:
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Michigan won't have to forfeit game

Posted: Thursday October 4, 2007 5:41PM; Updated: Thursday October 4, 2007 5:42PM

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) -- Michigan won't have to forfeit any football games, including their 14-9 win against Penn State, when they had an ineligible player on the field, the Big Ten ruled Thursday.
Michigan late last month reported an administrative error involving freshman safety Artis Chambers to the Big Ten Conference Compliance and Reinstatement Subcommittee. Chambers played in three games but wasn't eligible under Big Ten freshman rules.
The Fort Wayne, Ind., native will retain his athletic scholarship and can continue practicing with the team, but he will miss the remainder of the season, the university said in a release Thursday.
Athletic director Bill Martin previously said he could not talk about Chambers' case because of privacy laws. Coach Lloyd Carr has declined comment.
 
BC-Bowling Green preview



This is the last hurdle of the midseason lull. Notre Dame looks terrible, but our players and fans are always ready for that game. This game is the one lacking juice. It shouldn’t. Bowling Green is good and their strength plays to our weakness. I expect a real fight Saturday.


Theme that won’t be discussed on television. Gregg Brandon shows that timing is everything. He took over the Bowling Green job after Urban Meyer left for Utah and kept the Falcons on a good track. His name was mentioned for a few bigger jobs in his first few seasons, but he never jumped. Then last year the team struggled dimming his star a bit. For example, he didn’t even get a mention for jobs that might have been a good fit like BC or Cincinnati. So when people wonder why TOB left when he did or suggest that Jags might have been up for an NFL job if he had stayed with the resurgent Packers, remember you have to take the opportunities when they arise. Waiting for everything to be perfect at the next step is not always the right move for a coach trying to climb the ladder.


Three Simple Keys
1. Get to Sheehan. Bowling Green only runs to keep their opponents honest. They will pass and pass and pass. We have shown that we can give up the big play in the passing game. I feel the primary problem with our pass D is that we generate little pass rush. That needs to change as the season rolls into the second half. The front four will have to put pressure on the Falcons’s QB, Tyler Sheehan.
2. Return a punt or two. Tribble has been great on D and saved our butts on kick and punt coverage. He’s been a liability on punt returns. By letting so many get by him, we continue to hamstring our offense with poor field position. He needs to be more aggressive in catching and returning the punts.
3. Get the ball to Callender. Bowling Green cannot stop anyone on the ground. They are letting opponents gash them for 4.5 yards a carry. Get the ball to AC and control the tempo of this game early.

Gambling Notes
-- BC hasn’t won seven in a row since 1993
-- BC has won 15 in a row at home
-- Bowling Green is 2-4 on the road against BCS opponents under Brandon
The current line is BC-20

What would be a pleasant surprise? After the last two battles with heavy underdogs, this answer is getting routine, but I would be pleasantly surprised by an easy BC victory.

What would be a letdown? Winning despite an off day from Ryan. If Matty Ice doesn’t put up some big numbers in a BC win, the Heisman is gone for good.

What would be a shocker? Getting hammered. I think Bowling Green will score on us, but no way do they run away. Even after getting up early on a flawed Minnesota team, they let the Gophers back in the game.

Bottom Line
This game doesn’t have any implications in the ACC standings, so it doesn’t matter. But a real ACC Champion doesn’t lose this game. BC needs a strong 60 minute performance to build up momentum for the second half of the season.
Final Score: BC 38, Bowling Green 27
 
Kragthorpe Suspends Two Cardinals in Rash of Undisclosed Reasons

Posted Oct 4th 2007 5:58PM by John Radcliff
Filed under: Louisville Football, Big East, NCAA FB Police Blotter, Louisville
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For as many college football players that get suspended for "undisclosed reasons", you'd think they'd make a law against that or something. This week, Louisville coach Steve Kragthorpe suspended two Louisville Cardinals, JaJuan Spillman and George Stripling for undisclosed reasons. Spillman, the teams number three wide receiver and kick returner, was suspended indefinitely from the team. Spillman was arrested for driving under the influence and possession of marijuana in January.

Stripling, who is second on the team in rushing, was suspended for the Utah game only. One game suspensions are usually the result of skipping too many classes or some other minor infraction. And the one game suspension is used to get the players attention and get them back on track.

However, Spillman's suspension is probably a little more complicated. Even though Kragthorpe didn't go into details about the suspension, he did elaborate in general terms.

"You have to look at the situation from an objective standpoint and not an emotional standpoint," he said. "And you also have to look at the timeline and look at all the different things that have transpired. The easy decision is to just let a guy go right away. The hard decision is when you have to continually look at things and try to continually help a young man, and you basically come to the end of the rope where you say, 'We can't do this anymore.' "​
Speculation on my part, but it sounds like someone is having a hard time walking away from the hookah. As a Mountaineer fan, I can only pass on these words of advice. Chris Henry and Pacman Jones came before you and gave you a perfectly good example of how not to be. And let's face it JaJuan, I haven't heard Mel Kiper talking about you in the same way he talks about Mario Urrutia and Harry Douglas. From the sound of things coming out of Kragthorpe's mouth you may or may not have one last chance. The time is now to start turning things around. Well, you can wait until after November 8th if you need to come down slowly. I'll understand.
 
Joiner remains questionable for LSU

Posted: Thursday October 4, 2007 8:44PM; Updated: Thursday October 4, 2007 8:44PM

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- The State Attorney's Office has started processing the felony burglary case involving Florida safety Tony Joiner, but it's still unclear whether the senior starter will play at top-ranked LSU on Saturday night.
Coach Urban Meyer said the charge would have to be reduced Friday for Joiner to play for the ninth-ranked Gators.
"I'm just waiting on the legal part of it," Meyer said Thursday. "I've got my own thing that I'm taking care of for him being out late at night. ... If the charge that I've heard like you have heard stays, then he will not play."
Spencer Mann, chief investigator for the State Attorney's Office, said he has began work on Joiner's file. There's a chance the felony burglary charge could be reduced to misdemeanor trespassing, but it could take several days or maybe even a couple of weeks for Mann to interview all witnesses and determine formal charges.
In the meantime, Joiner practiced with Florida the last two days.
He's not doing as well off the field, Meyer said.
"He's struggling," Meyer said. "He knows that the head football coach at Florida that he's very close with is about as disappointed in him as I've ever been. Not even the legal part, but just Monday night doing that."
Joiner was arrested around 5 a.m. Tuesday for allegedly trying to take his girlfriend's car out of a towing company's impound lot.
The owner of the property called the whole thing a misunderstanding, saying Joiner had arranged to pay the $76 towing bill and pick up the car. But when no one was there to help Joiner, Gainesville Police said he pushed a heavy electric gate open, got into the car and started to drive off.
Joiner stopped to close the gate and was confronted by a witness, who then called police.
If Joiner doesn't play against the Tigers, Florida would start two freshmen and two sophomores in the secondary. Dorian Munroe would replace Joiner and play alongside safety Major Wright and cornerbacks Joe Haden and Wondy Pierre-Louis.
Meyer all but ruled out cornerback Markihe Anderson, who had been hoping to return after missing the last two games with a sprained posterior cruciate ligament in his right knee.
"I don't think he's going to be good to go," Meyer said. "I think he'll be ready for when we get back after the bye week. But he's trying as hard as he can. He's a really, really tough kid. ... Obviously, depth is an issue."
 
Friday Four Questions: Oklahoma

by HornsFan Fri Oct 05, 2007 at 09:56:09 AM EDT

1. McCoy or Chiles? Explain.
I'm with Chip Brown here: if there's any chance Colt is dealing with any post-concussion symptoms, he shouldn't play. Does he give us a better chance to beat OU this year? Probably. Does it matter? No.
Even if Colt plays, I hope the coaches use John Chiles much more generously than they have to date. The first thing I said when I watched OU beat Miami was, "The defensive line isn't very good. They can be run on." Obviously, what Chiles lacks in passing he makes up for with his rushing. I'd like to see Texas use Chiles as a weapon in the running game. Even if he's just in there to make the linebackers think a little bit.
2. Bigger concern: Texas' offensive line or secondary?
Without question, the offensive line. Oklahoma's defense isn't quite the juggernaut it's made out to be, but Texas' problems along the line are every bit as real as their harshest critics have claimed. Charlie Tanner and Dallas Griffin cost McCoy a year off his life last Saturday. They've been liabilities all season. I'm not sure how the coaches can't watch the tape from last weekend and shudder in horror.
Solutions? For one thing, we need Ulatoski to stay healthy. He's not been good this year, either, but it at least saves us from swinging Hall out to tackle. I'd rather Hall play mediocre at left guard than Tanner awful at guard. I'd also give Buck Burnette every opportunity to prove he's ready. He can't do much worse than Griffin, anyway.
No easy solutions here, I'm afraid. These guys have to play their best game of the year or it's lights out.
3. A win will cause you to...., while a loss will cause you to....
A win will send me into a hurricane-force eruption of glee. Seriously, the season's headed in such a negative direction that a win Saturday would thrill me endlessly. OU is beatable, but we'll need to play well.
A loss will cause me to start demanding answers to tough questions. We've stuck our toes in the water this week, but a poor showing Saturday will require us to become a lot more critical than most of us are normally comfortable with. Let's hope the coaches were disappointed in themselves last week and treat the fans to a performance we can be proud of. That's not too much to ask.
4. Prediction?
I'm trying, trying, trying to look for silver linings here. And there are some. Oklahoma's reputation is a bit bloated, even after the CU loss. This is a good Sooner team; it's far from a great one. Sam Bradford has done a very nice job working those short and intermediate throws, but it's damn simple stuff. We're still talking about a redshirt freshman here. And, I do think if Texas has a GOOD showing - both in terms of gameplan and execution - we can certainly win the game.
I'm still skeptical. Mostly, I'm frustrated that obvious, critical problems dating back to 2006 have yet to be addressed. It's much easier to be optimistic when those in charge are showing signs that they understand and address weaknesses. Right now, they seem stuck in a rut.
If there's one more silver lining here, though, it's that typically these changes get made after the first loss. Sadly, that loss came last week. On the upside, we can hope that there will be some urgency to make right.
I think Texas will have a better showing than a lot believe, but I worry that the weaknesses are too fundamental to be adequately addressed in a week. I'm begrudgingly picking the Sooners.
<INS>Oklahoma 27 Texas 24</INS>
Prove me wrong, 'Horns.
 
FRAN'S FRIDAY DISH
By SMQ
Posted on Fri Oct 05, 2007 at 08:55:59 AM EDT
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By Dennis Franchione
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The week in news, dirt and gossip, from the inside.
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Shoenhoft's best revenge is a hot bod.
It can't be easy seeing statuesque teammate Todd Boeckman and his stunning passer rating on the front page of virtually every newspaper. But now, after showing off his new hot bod during warm-ups before practice, Ohio State's Rob Schoenhoft is making headlines of his own. "The reaction from people seeing him in that itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny shimmel shirt did more for Rob's self-image and self-confidence than all his years of fundamental practice put together," a friend of Rob recently told QB! magazine. "He didn't realize the impact it had until he was back in the locker room after practice. Everywhere he went, everyone he spoke to told him what an absolute knockout he is and what great shape he's in. For a 244-pound quarterback who has just come out of a tough position battle and hasn't taken meaningful snaps in three years -- it had him walking on air."

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Spies say Rob Schoenhoft is slim and trim after a porky pose in the Spring.
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Exclusive! Stanchek doesn't have to let it linger.
With Pat White's status for Syracuse in doubt due to an ankle injury, Ryan Stanchek has made his own end-of-season plans. Offensive line coach Jim Bob Helduser interviewed the West Virginia lineman for FFD about the decision he and fellow WVU junior Stephen Maw reached to take out one another's MCLs should any week-to-week injury afflict either of them.

"I saw my teammate suffer from the moment he came back into the huddle against South Florida to the day he had to ride an exercise bike during practice. There's no way I could go through what he's going through, or put my teammates through that," Stanchek told FFD. "To watch him linger on the sideline with his pads still on, never knowing if he might go in this play or the next play, I'd never be able to stand it."
Considering it the "final gift of love to (their) team," the linemen have already contacted their lawyers to see to it that their wishes are respected.
"Stephen and I have absolutely come to the same decision. We believe 100 percent in solidarity, and that when one of us is hurt, all of us are hurt. So we've drawn up plans to drive up to the Mafia training school and just let them mutilate our kneecaps. If Stephen or I ever got a high ankle sprain, that's it -- we'd be done," he revealed to the position coach. "We gathered the team around the training table, told them our wishes and they've all agreed to go with it."
Cranky Jorvorskie Lane: Still not dieting
The rest of the world may be obsessed with Jorvorskie Lane's weight, but apparently the Texas A&M tailback doesn't give it a second thought. "I haven't got a clue about how much I weigh," he said in this month's Stiffarm. "I don't own any scales." Jorvorskie has, however, picked up on the fact that other people are paying attention. "I have noticed it creates an anger in people who think running backs have to be skinny. Some coaches like to blame their poor tackling on other people."

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To be or not to be, Coach O?
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The jolly jumbo junior went on to say that he, too, knows a thing or two about insecurity. "I'm not Superman," Jorvorskie revealed. "I have self-esteem problems. I have games where I get stuck with two carries. Everybody does. You know, big-boned people are allowed to feel shitty about themselves."

Dish on the fly
Ed Orgeron popped up in a place you'd least expect him, reports Coaching People - a bookstore. Spotted in an Oxford Books-a-Million, least-likely-to-be-literary Coach O stocked up on a stack of reading material from the photography and learn-to-draw aisles. ... If recent textbook purchases are any indication, Darren McFadden is about to take a test in Sociology and the Family, reports Stiffarm. According to a magazine source, close friends of the kinesiology major were spotted shopping for Cliff's notes and highlighters that are, "like, really bright."

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