***RIP KINGSLAP 2023 AUSSIE OPEN THREAD***

[CPA-hole]

So chair umpire calls her ree-ba-KEE-na not how the the announcers do.

 

[CPA-hole]

3 match points saved

 

[CPA-hole]

Can't save a 4th. Sabalenka wins

 

[HUNT]

Second transvestite winner in women's tennis history. First is Serena.

 

[CPA-hole]

Second transvestite winner in women's tennis history. First is Serena.

I'm pretty sure Sabalenka is Andy Roddick

 

[HUNT]

I'm pretty sure Sabalenka is Andy Roddick

holy shit she is!

 

[pressitup]

glad I hedged, which I never do.
Still wanted elena to win.

 

[CPA-hole]

Hoping I dont regret waking up to watch this.

 

[KJ]

Hoping I dont regret waking up to watch this.

I just opened my eyes

Betting Joker each game from here. This will be quick me thinks

 

[CPA-hole]

I just opened my eyes

Betting Joker each game from here. This will be quick me thinks

Looks that way.

 

[pb278817]

Hoping I dont regret waking up to watch this.

Hahaha same

 

[pb278817]

Pretty crazy at 35 that Novak is this much better than anyone .. on hard court at least

 

[KJ]

Pretty crazy at 35 that Novak is this much better than anyone .. on hard court at least

Always the return of serve...just a masterclass in turning those points into control points. Rog and Nadal could do it too

Next generation isn't close to that

 

[pressitup]

sissy gonna have to take a set for the over to hit

 

[CPA-hole]

That was an entertaining game.

 

[KJ]

That was an entertaining game.

Worth waking up at 2:30 for!

 

[pb278817]

Crowd loving tsitsi

 

[KJ]

Crowd loving tsitsi

They just want more tennis than the three setter that's likely coming

 

[KJ]

Yep

Just another match where Joker's in his head

 

[CPA-hole]

Watching his playing career, Goran I. didn't exactly scream coach when he got through playing.

 

[KJ]

Clinical

 

[KJ]

Just took Joker s2 -145

Doubt it can get much cheaper even if he loses the first point

 

[pb278817]

Need tsitsi tb for the over

 

[CPA-hole]

I was agitated at the TV schedule and didn't make one bet on the tourney.

 

[KJ]

Doubled at -155

Honestly I hope I lose both in the TB

Easy to make it back

 

[CPA-hole]

Ouch

 

[CPA-hole]

Donesville

 

[pressitup]

so many points missed

 

[KJ]

These unforced errors are actually forced by your opponent living in your head

 

[CPA-hole]

Wow.

 

[pb278817]

Yikes

 

[CPA-hole]

Didn't see 4-4 coming after down 1-4

 

[CPA-hole]

And he gives it right back. Lol

 

[KJ]

That chick looked like she raced the Pegasus today

 

[CPA-hole]

That chick looked like she raced the Pegasus today

Yeah they need to not do the super slow mo on most people in the crowd. Woof.

 

[CPA-hole]

Welp. Ballgame.

 

[pb278817]

Ugh maybe Novak gives him a set then crushes the 4th

 

[KJ]

Welp. Ballgame.

Time to start capping soccer I guess

Can't stand the late NFL starts as is and now see Rog would like a Sunday night/Monday night 'ship weekend

Can only talk about one game so much before I need refuge til kickoff and no golf now

 

[CPA-hole]

Time to start capping soccer I guess

Can't stand the late NFL starts as is and now see Rog would like a Sunday night/Monday night 'ship weekend

Can only talk about one game so much before I need refuge til kickoff and no golf now

Yeah. I'm gonna go get breakfast. Then find something to do until Providence/Nova

Hate the late nfl start times.

Enjoy the day, fellas.

 

[KJ]

Yeah. I'm gonna go get breakfast. Then find something to do until Providence/Nova

Hate the late nfl start times.

Enjoy the day, fellas.

Have a day mate

 

[pb278817]

Fuck tsitsi

 

[Inspekdah]

Is gauff at -3500 safe tomorrow? I’m not betting it straight but I need a parlay partner to unlock 50% bonus bets on parlays.

 

[KJ]

Is gauff at -3500 safe tomorrow? I’m not betting it straight but I need a parlay partner to unlock 50% bonus bets on parlays.

Man I have no clue what to do with her. Every time I think she's taken a step forward she takes one back. Not sure if it's mental or if she's peaked as an athlete.

I'd tread lightly for now for sure.

 

[Canes1]

Man I have no clue what to do with her. Every time I think she's taken a step forward she takes one back. Not sure if it's mental or if she's peaked as an athlete.

I'd tread lightly for now for sure.

I think she is questioning her style of play. Been quoted as saying she wants to be more aggressive, but realizes she can’t hit with sabalenka or Rybakina. She’s been doing fine as a wozniaki type player.
Her form has been pretty up and down. Her opponent has had a nice tournament so far.

Seeing she’s down to 2500 now. Would much rather parlay swiatek. Best clay player in the world right now.

 

[KJ]

I think she is questioning her style of play. Been quoted as saying she wants to be more aggressive, but realizes she can’t hit with sabalenka or Rybakina. She’s been doing fine as a wozniaki type player.
Her form has been pretty up and down. Her opponent has had a nice tournament so far.

Seeing she’s down to 2500 now. Would much rather parlay swiatek. Best clay player in the world right now.

Yeah once we get to clay season it's Iga and Caro for me

Heads and shoulders above the rest