*** NFL Week One/NCAAF Week Two In-Game***

I was working day bar across from campus when I was in school at Tech on some slow summer day and in walked Leach, Dennis Simmons ( now wr coach at Wazzou I believe), and Barry Switzer. Leach came to the bar ordered a well tequila and oj for himself and Johnny Walker for Switzer. A little bit later I went over to check on them and Switzer said "give me what he's having". I was thinking WTF, but brought him and Leach another round. ( didn't want to question him). Switzer took a big ass drink and then spit that shit out and yelled "what the fuck is wrong with you Mike? You are a fucking maniac". Hahaha. P
 
Big dicks we slang

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Is Connor Halliday retarded? Thats 2 or 3 times he runs out of bounds for a loss of yards instead of throwing it away.

and the clock keeps ticking. shaker is upset with me after i just blew up about that... she's like "I've seen that all three times you've bitched" - um I'm not talking to you I'm yelling at the tv so dumbshit hears me
 
better team in the nation in the vertical passing game

these blokes dont half talk shit


"watch out for the fake" on every punt,he`ll then get one right and say "yep called it "
 
comical

At least I'm entertained watching Fish Naked's video, a lil sport fishing on a Fri nite never hurts
 
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[TD="class: bi, align: left"]1st Downs[/TD]
[TD]20[/TD]
[TD]11[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: even"]
[TD="align: left"]3rd down efficiency
[/TD]
[TD]5-13[/TD]
[TD]4-12[/TD]
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[TR="class: even"]
[TD="align: left"]4th down efficiency
[/TD]
[TD]0-1[/TD]
[TD]0-1[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: odd"]
[TD="class: bi, align: left"]Total Yards[/TD]
[TD]324[/TD]
[TD]227[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: odd"]
[TD="class: bi, align: left"]Passing[/TD]
[TD]298[/TD]
[TD]75[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: even"]
[TD="align: left"]Comp-Att
[/TD]
[TD]30-45[/TD]
[TD]9-17[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: even"]
[TD="align: left"]Yards per pass
[/TD]
[TD]6.6[/TD]
[TD]4.4[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: odd"]
[TD="class: bi, align: left"]Rushing[/TD]
[TD]26[/TD]
[TD]152[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: even"]
[TD="align: left"]Rushing Attempts
[/TD]
[TD]14[/TD]
[TD]35[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: even"]
[TD="align: left"]Yards per rush
[/TD]
[TD]1.9[/TD]
[TD]4.3[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: odd"]
[TD="class: bi, align: left"]Penalties[/TD]
[TD]8-62[/TD]
[TD]7-70[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: odd"]
[TD="class: bi, align: left"]Turnovers[/TD]
[TD]2[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: even"]
[TD="align: left"]Fumbles lost
[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: even"]
[TD="align: left"]Interceptions thrown
[/TD]
[TD]2[/TD]
[TD]0[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="class: odd"]
[TD="class: bi, align: left"]Possession[/TD]
[TD]23:10[/TD]
[TD]21:35[/TD]
[/TR]
</tbody>[/TABLE]
 
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