NFL In-Game Thread 2025-2026

[VirginiaCavs]

Oh I think he did land in bounds

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Can't trust the refs like that though

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Bang first down

 

[CPA-hole]

Huge win for the Jags

 

[CPA-hole]

Nice hustle from #45 on the Raiders

 

[pressitup]

that is (if I remember right) the 3rd 2nd half the ninrs have coverd in the last 20

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Bears take the lead late!

 

[Frank Costanza]

Huge win for the Jags

No kidding.

 

[pressitup]

duh bahrs

 

[pressitup]

shit kickoff,
blitz

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Yes! Scott stopped talking, now we get in-game commentators

 

[Teapot9]

Geno gonna get us

 

[CPA-hole]

Already at the 42

 

[Frank Costanza]

I cut away briefly to the NBC broadcast and the first thing I see is the Cowboys owner signing autographs for people.

No surprise.

 

[pressitup]

I cut away briefly to the NBC broadcast and the first thing I see is the Cowboys owner signing autographs for people.

No surprise.

that so they can use that as proof he fathered a child.

 

[Frank Costanza]

that so they can use that as proof he fathered a child.

Beautiful.

 

[pressitup]

M
O
J
O

miss it mf

 

[Gandolf]

Raiders another team settling for a 50+ yarder

 

[~Utah]

Big cat rejoices

 

[CPA-hole]

Blocked!!!

 

[pressitup]

 

[Teapot9]

DAAAAAA BEARRRSSSSSSS!!!

 

[Gandolf]

Sounds like a road game for the Raiders.

 

[CPA-hole]

So Saleh and Cohen had words? I don't think Cohen wants to poke that bear.

 

[DeadEyeDuckie]

Uhh Jerry Jones needs to hold the microphone closer LOL

 

[CPA-hole]

I cut away briefly to the NBC broadcast and the first thing I see is the Cowboys owner signing autographs for people.

No surprise.

Now he's being interviewed. Smh

 

[austinhous]

what year is jerry living in

 

[DeadEyeDuckie]

“Mr Jones…umm…you have to lift the microphone up…oh goodness, Tim? Tim can we get a brace for Mr Jones 90yr old arm please?”

 

[Teapot9]

I like the cowboys tonight

 

[Frank Costanza]

Uhh Jerry Jones needs to hold the microphone closer LOL

Needs to use it to prop up the rug on his head.

It's sliding.

 

[VirginiaCavs]

So Saleh and Cohen had words? I don't think Cohen wants to poke that bear.

Coen* it‘s Dutch (but maybe a Dutch variant of the common Jewish surname)

And Saleh had it coming to him. Peanut-head can fuck off

 

[Frank Costanza]

Garrett no longer going to be invited over to the Jones house for Christmas.

 

[austinhous]

real party is at the "white house" anyway

 

[Frank Costanza]

Pretty sure that Jerry has ordered Pasrons to be tripled team tonight

Doesn't matter if the Cowboys lose 37 - 10. As long as Parsons can't get cheered for a sack then Jerry will have won the night.

That's how he rolls.

 

[pressitup]

I like the cowboys tonight

i'm sorry

 

[~Utah]

@pressitup

I’m back mate - ready to go

 

[pressitup]

pre-bye 3-0 suats

 

[CPA-hole]

I'm on Cowboys under 19.5. Fade away.

 

[VirginiaCavs]

pre-bye 3-0 suats

Nobody wants to spend an extra week mulling on defeat

 

[Teapot9]

I'm on Cowboys under 19.5. Fade away.

FADING INITIATED!!!

 

[pressitup]

Nobody wants to spend an extra week mulling on defeat

thank you for your attention to this matter

 

[Gandolf]

what year is jerry living in

Time is irrelevant in Jerryworld

 

[austinhous]

parsons is -188 to record a sack
if you bought that u know your interest rate on your car is also sky high

 

[austinhous]

Time is irrelevant in Jerryworld

I wish I would see him change a little bit. that part of me that worries about him despite everything he's put us through

 

[Gandolf]

Garrett no longer going to be invited over to the Jones garage to wash the Bentley.

FIFY.

Actually, Garrett stopped getting invited years ago because he would always clap during Silent Night.

 

[austinhous]

SNF. last time I was this confident in an outcome, the steelers beat the vikings and I lost

 

[VirginiaCavs]

thank you for your attention to this matter

You‘re welcome?

 

[pressitup]

You‘re welcome?

 

[Gandolf]

Never seen two receivers double team a cornerback before.....

 

[Frank Costanza]

Only the Cowboys would allow 2 WRs to catch a 40 yard ball