RJ Esq
Prick Since 1974
Headlinin': How dare you betray the Buckeyes, Congressman?
from Dr. Saturday - NCAAF - Yahoo! Sports by Matt Hinton
• Ticket-scalping Republican takes a fine. You love the team. On Saturdays, you live for them. But sometimes, you know, you're just not that into it. A MAC team is in town, or you have a wedding to go to. So you unload the tickets. No big deal. Thousands of people haggle, scalp and swap every week outside every stadium in the country, in broad daylight. Of course, most of those people didn't buy the tickets with campaign funds:
• Godspeed, Patrick Edwards. Marshall moved a half-game ahead of East Carolina for first place in C-USA's East Division Thursday with a dominant first half and three short-field touchdowns in a row in the second half of a 37-23 win over Houston. Unless you're emerging Herd quarterback Mark McCann, though, if you remember this game at all, it's almost certainly going to be for the horrible leg injury to Cougar receiver Patrick Edwards, who ran into an unfortunately-parked cart as he ran out of the end zone on a long incompletion. I'm not the squeamish sort, but let's just say this video goes below the jump for a reason. You have been warned:
... seriously, if the awful fates of the lower limbs of Joe Theissmann, Napoleon McCallum and Tyrone Prothro still make you shiver, just don't click:
• Oh Vidal. It's probably not going to cost him any game time or anything, but even at home, USC's Vidal Hazelton can't avoid the injury bug:
Quickly ... Of course Georgia's end zone celebration still matters to Florida. . . . Tulane's Andre Anderson, one of the top five statistical runners in the country, will miss the rest of the season with a broken shoulder from Saturday's loss to Rice. . . . LSU quarterback Andrew Hatch may miss the Tigers' date with Tulane as he struggles to recover from a leg injury. . . . Saturday's game-winning field goal by Fresno State's Kevin Goesling might be the best kick of the last three years. . . . Regular starter and obscure Hawaiian fish Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada could back in the lineup Saturday for Navy. . . . C.J. Gable would like a few more carries, but that's life as a USC tailback. . . . The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette gets a little dramatic after the Panthers' first Big East loss. . . . And even those of noble blood have to win games sometimes.
from Dr. Saturday - NCAAF - Yahoo! Sports by Matt Hinton
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP)—A former state lawmaker who admitted he bought Ohio State football tickets with campaign money and sold them for a personal profit won’t serve any jail time but was ordered to pay a $2,000 fine.A Franklin County judge on Tuesday ordered former state Rep. John Widowfield to pay the fine after Widowfield pleaded guilty to two first degree misdemeanor charges—filing a false financial disclosure statement and converting campaign funds into personal use.
Widowfield (who resigned in May, when this story originally broke) earned at least $13,000 from the resale between 2003 and 2006, based on the amount he paid back to his campaign, and reported more than $4,300 for one transaction. That's just not politically tenable in northern Ohio: fiscal impropriety is one thing, but passing up a chance to watch the Buckeyes? For shame, Congressman.
• Godspeed, Patrick Edwards. Marshall moved a half-game ahead of East Carolina for first place in C-USA's East Division Thursday with a dominant first half and three short-field touchdowns in a row in the second half of a 37-23 win over Houston. Unless you're emerging Herd quarterback Mark McCann, though, if you remember this game at all, it's almost certainly going to be for the horrible leg injury to Cougar receiver Patrick Edwards, who ran into an unfortunately-parked cart as he ran out of the end zone on a long incompletion. I'm not the squeamish sort, but let's just say this video goes below the jump for a reason. You have been warned:
... seriously, if the awful fates of the lower limbs of Joe Theissmann, Napoleon McCallum and Tyrone Prothro still make you shiver, just don't click:
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Houston didn't make any specific accusations or come out with spit flying or anything over the odd position of the cart, but they're not going to let it go, either:"It was duly noted and I think we’ll save the conversation for another day," [UH athletic director Dave] Maggard said. "I don’t think there is any question that it is a problem. We all noticed it, and we want to find out why something like that would occur. It was a serious injury, no question about it."
Very serious: a compound fracture that by all appearances will end Edwards' career. That's an amateur opinion, obviously, informed by zero medical training, but with a very acute sense of pain and the appropriate ways for legs and bones to bend. The kid may have a lawsuit on his hands.• Oh Vidal. It's probably not going to cost him any game time or anything, but even at home, USC's Vidal Hazelton can't avoid the injury bug:
Vidal Hazelton cannot catch a break. He did catch a jam, however. The junior receiver missed practice Tuesday after he said he jammed his toe while chasing down his bulldog Tuesday morning."It's kind of a weird story," said Hazelton, who tore a toenail and struggled to put a shoe on his left foot. "My dog ran into the street and I jammed my toe running to get him. I should be fine to practice tomorrow."
It would be funnier for Hazelton if he hadn't gone through a series of nagging injuries -- all properly treated and cared for, of course -- that led Pete Carroll to say, "it's hard to get any continuity with him." Maybe he should invest in a leash.
Quickly ... Of course Georgia's end zone celebration still matters to Florida. . . . Tulane's Andre Anderson, one of the top five statistical runners in the country, will miss the rest of the season with a broken shoulder from Saturday's loss to Rice. . . . LSU quarterback Andrew Hatch may miss the Tigers' date with Tulane as he struggles to recover from a leg injury. . . . Saturday's game-winning field goal by Fresno State's Kevin Goesling might be the best kick of the last three years. . . . Regular starter and obscure Hawaiian fish Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada could back in the lineup Saturday for Navy. . . . C.J. Gable would like a few more carries, but that's life as a USC tailback. . . . The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette gets a little dramatic after the Panthers' first Big East loss. . . . And even those of noble blood have to win games sometimes.