**********WORLD CUP IN-GAME***********

[BetCrimes1984]

Revenge for what tho wasn‘t France the aggressor under that pseudo-genius Napoleon?

for me in my earlier less mature years, someone kicked my ass I wanted a chance at the final say, who cares if I picked the fight to begin with

 

[GWarner27]

the time wasting is more ridiculous than the flopping

 

[VirginiaCavs]

for me in my earlier less mature years, someone kicked my ass I wanted a chance at the final say, who cares if I picked the fight to begin with

Nobody asks questions when you win

 

[VirginiaCavs]

the time wasting is more ridiculous than the flopping

Mbappe

 

[Shumakov]

 

[Shumakov]

 

[KJ]

Always kinda thought Shuma was a French performing artist with all those videos

You drink Grey Goose or Shiroc?

 

[Shumakov]

KJ yes,
history of Napoleon filled with Russia
1812

 

[KJ]

If there was ever a unanimous vote at CTG it would be twinkie as our Bonaparte

 

[Fondybadger]

omg

 

[Shumakov]

I love bloody battle
I was born for the royal service.
Saber, vodka, hussar horse -
My age is mine with gold.
I love bloody battle
I am born for the royal service
I love bloody battle.

I'm glad for you
Our mother Russia,
Let the French people be bad
We will be sued for the tavern.
I'm glad for you
Our mother Russia,
I'm glad for you.

 

[VirginiaCavs]

If there was ever a unanimous vote at CTG it would be twinkie as our Bonaparte

You mean that ironically?

 

[VirginiaCavs]

If there was ever a unanimous vote at CTG it would be twinkie as our Bonaparte

All twink does is ask questions and follow picks. That‘s as anti-leader as you get

 

[Fondybadger]

You mean that ironically?

 

[VirginiaCavs]

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I‘d actually say that that accurately depicts my frequent countenance. Like Morty

 

[Fondybadger]

I‘d actually say that that accurately depicts my frequent countenance. Like Morty

Another joke is Twinkie's height. I don't think he's actually that short, but we run with it.

 

[KJ]

All twink does is ask questions and follow picks. That‘s as anti-leader as you get

This is incorrect

I'm in post match losing mode, like hit the showers and don't ask questions mode atm

Twink is Napoleon

Finis

 

[VirginiaCavs]

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Fondy did you notice that I am the people‘s choice for in-games? You are talking to a man of the people

 

[Fondybadger]

Fondy did you notice that I am the people‘s choice for in-games? You are talking to a man of the people

Razzie award winner!

 

[VirginiaCavs]

 

[KJ]

Twink live in NO and can't ride a roller coaster

He uses eaux at the end of words that should just end with o

 

[VirginiaCavs]

More like elect me president and make me mod

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Twink live in NO and can't ride a roller coaster

He uses eaux at the end of words that should just end with o

Does he know voodoo?

 

[VirginiaCavs]

I bet i would get so many chicks if i knew voodoo

 

[Fondybadger]

I bet i would get so many chicks if i knew voodoo

Maybe if you made them blind and thoughtless

 

[KJ]

Maybe if you made them blind and thoughtless

Can you send that recipe to Lex asap plz?

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Maybe if you made them blind and thoughtless

Well if that were all that‘s necessary then I would have them all already

 

[Fondybadger]

Well if that were all that‘s necessary then I would have them all already

You didn't get any jersey chasers going for CC team?

 

[VirginiaCavs]

You didn't get any jersey chasers going for CC team?

When i was on CC you mean? I literally had a county-wide reputation for asking running glrls out and getting rejected. I remember once asking one out unwittingly in front of her dad. Cringe. Sometimes I wish i were born asexual

 

[Fondybadger]

When i was on CC you mean? I literally had a county-wide reputation for asking running glrls out and getting rejected. I remember once asking one out unwittingly in front of her dad. Cringe. Sometimes I wish i were born asexual

Nothing wrong with asking someone out in front of family.

 

[Shumakov]

Lebron crossed the Lakers,
watched the news

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Nothing wrong with asking someone out in front of family.

Maybe i shoulda tried that more often eh

 

[KJ]

Nothing wrong with asking someone out that's family.

It's Alabama, how they procreate

 

[Fondybadger]

It's Alabama, how they procreate

Reminds me of a story back when I was in Junior High. We had a new girl that started 9th grade and my buddy was all about her. He ended up asking her out in front of most of our class we were in. She tried to tell him no and not make a big deal out of it. My friend pushed the issue and wanted a reason why she was saying no. She told him she'd talk to her privately and he kept pushing. She finally had enough and said something along the lines of, "fine, you want to know why I won't give you a chance, it's because we're cousins, and I'm not into kissing cousins." He still gets shit for it. Now admittedly she was like a 2nd cousin, or first cousins once removed or something, and she only had found out a couple days earlier from her parents. He didn't believe her but was dumb enough to tell us her mom confirmed it. It was hilarious for all those not involved.

 

[Shumakov]

 

[KJ]

Reminds me of a story back when I was in Junior High. We had a new girl that started 9th grade and my buddy was all about her. He ended up asking her out in front of most of our class we were in. She tried to tell him no and not make a big deal out of it. My friend pushed the issue and wanted a reason why she was saying no. She told him she'd talk to her privately and he kept pushing. She finally had enough and said something along the lines of, "fine, you want to know why I won't give you a chance, it's because we're cousins, and I'm not into kissing cousins." He still gets shit for it. Now admittedly she was like a 2nd cousin, or first cousins once removed or something, and she only had found out a couple days earlier from her parents. He didn't believe her but was dumb enough to tell us her mom confirmed it. It was hilarious for all those not involved.

Can you imagine if she just let it fly and he had some octopus child?

They coulda retired

Flip side of that is the mass murderer with three legs, the tripod takedown is nearly impossible

 

[BetCrimes1984]

octopus child?

wtf? haha

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Nothing wrong with cousins marrying imo, the highest European royalty was all about that

 

[VirginiaCavs]

It's Alabama, how they procreate

I went to secondary school in Maryland but nice try

 

[VirginiaCavs]

That octopus child would be the most highly regarded butler prospect in the world. Able to serve an entire family in a sinch

 

[KJ]

I went to secondary school in Maryland but nice try

Doesn't mean you don't like four legs

Especially when you haven't had two

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Doesn't mean you don't like four legs

Especially when you haven't had two

I have two legs and two arms

 

[KJ]

I have two legs and two arms

How have you not gotten laid?

Some women and farm animals love that shit

 

[VirginiaCavs]

How have you not gotten laid?

Some women and farm animals love that shit

Most women have higher criteria.

 

[KJ]

You should get a masseuse. Their criteria is that you pay and you get a rubdown to boot

 

[VirginiaCavs]

You should get a masseuse. Their criteria is that you pay and you get a rubdown to boot

Good idea. May be the closest thing I have to sex. Hopefully I find a nice blond one.

 

[KJ]

Good idea. May be the closest thing I have to sex. Hopefully I find a nice blond one.

Request Sven, blonde, blue eyes

right up your alley

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Request Sven, blonde, blue eyes

right up your alley

What‘s the female version called?

 

[KJ]

Sven

Two way street

 

[KJ]

She's a smokeshow