Okay, I'll dive in. And sorry, folks, it will all be on Texas.
- Sam Ehlinger is not a D-1 quarterback. Tough as nails, check. But so was Joel Lanning, and that's the direction we need to be talking about. Ehlinger is inconsistent with his arm, struggles with reads, is a terrible RPO QB and, most importantly, goes brain dead in clutch situations. The latter is his death knell. You either have it, or don't, at that position. Ehlinger doesn't.
- Our options at QB? Shane Buechele? Decent arm, no mobility, as durable as a set of china. And then there's Cameron Rising. Freshman, mobile, strong at 230 lbs, pocket presence and seemingly a football IQ beyond his years. Yeah, we've heard this shit before. But there's nothing now at QB for Texas, so nothing to lose. SC is starting a QB now who should be in high school, so fuck the glass ceilings.
- Idiotic penalties yesterday. This from our head coach (more on him later): "Herman pointed out that he’d rather have players making aggressive penalties (like a roughing or pass interference) rather than administrative ones (like jumping offside). Collin Johnson was flagged five yards on UT’s opening drive for not having his knees covered, which is a new NCAA protective rule this season."
- Yes, you read that true - Our coach can't have his players take care of basic uniform shit that results in a penalty and can't instill discipline enough to keep his team from committing fatal ones. Holy crap.
- And about Tom Herman. The naïve amongst us might have thought we saw a team that was unprepared, undisciplined and not ready to play, against a team that had no coach. The naive amongst us might have thought that Texas would be extraordinarily ready for our team that pushed out shit in at home exactly one year ago. The naive amongst us would have thought that we'd have a huge advantage over a team that has been in utter disarray for weeks now. Ah, of course, this is because we are uninformed.
- Herman, when asked how big a setback this loss was, said, "Not very." Really, Tom? Are you so divine and beyond any and everyone that you think another tank job is ok. You're the first coach, in 125 years of Texas football history, to open back-to-back seasons with losses to an unranked team. Let that sink in.
- And to top off the march up to Mount Delusion: "We know how much better we are now than we were probably at any point last year. We didn’t show it in the first quarter and the fourth quarter.” That's the Texas head coach, after losing to Maryland, again.
- Great, or even good coaches, can survive while being unbridled and arrogant assholes. Crap coaches? Well, they better take the hits, resolve to be better and keep the any hit of unbridled arrogance to themselves. That hasn't registered in Austin. Hasn't registered any more than candy ass shit like bringing a baseball bat on board the team bus at TCU last year, taking a sledge hammer to locker rooms, donning gold teeth, calling radio stations to defend his honor, mocking the opposing team's QB or any of the other myriad of tomfoolery that Herman has conjured up.
Herman is taking it in the ass right now. Hard, and justifiably so. Not only did he his team lay an egg after 8 months of prep against a team it had to be prepared for. But, as icing on the cake, Herman is telling us - the fans, alumni, media and smart football people - that he knows more than anyone and that, well, we just misread that clusterfuck of an outcome yesterday. He knows that 2 + 2 = 5 and, if you tell him otherwise, he'll tell you that you're uninformed.
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