Week 9 (10/25-10/27) CFB Picks and News

RJ Esq

Prick Since 1974
2004-2005
No Records Kept

2005-2006 CFB Record
77-71 (52.04%), +2.2 units

2006-2007 CFB Record
70-48-3 (57.85%), +46.63 units (Behold the power of CTG)

2007-08 CFB Record
40-38 (51.28%) -22.22 units

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Bad 1-6 week losing about 35 units. Horrible. Bad last 4 weeks going 12-20 or so.

Adjusting my plays and wager size. All wagers now 4 units per play unless otherwise stated.

Picks:

FAU -6.5 (-110)
tOSU -3 (-120)
USF -4 (-110)
Aggy +3 (+108)
CMU -2.5 (-110)
WVU -6 (-105)
Ohio St/Penn St Under 40' (-110)
Minnesota +23' (-103)
Utah -5 (+106)
 
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Alabama Makes a Statement Against Vols

Posted Oct 20th 2007 4:53PM by Pete Holiday
Filed under: Alabama Football, Tennessee Football, SEC
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In Tuscaloosa for the Third Saturday in October, Tennessee was dominated in every facet and phase of the game the opening kickoff to the final gun. Nick Saban went right after the Vols, starting the game with an onside kick which caught the Tennessee special teams unit off guard and led to a field goal.

Tennessee has had a pretty good stranglehold on this rivalry for about the last 15 years, but the Alabama team that took the field was not the one that Tennessee has seen for the last decade. Instead, the Vols saw the best football game that Alabama has played since the 1999 SEC Championship game against Florida. Losing five players to suspension this week seemed not to hinder the Tide at all.

The real story today, if you could only pick one, is how badly Fulmer and his staff were out coached. John Parker Wilson didn't have to make many difficult throws, and the Volunteer defensive backfield (which is probably one of the best in the country) was out of position most of the game, allowing Wilson to throw for over 350 yards and racking up several interference penalties. The Tide defense managed to keep a lid on Arian Foster, holding him to less than 100 yards on 13 carries. All of that colluded to keep Tennessee scoreless in the second half and it allowed Alabama to hold on to the ball for a full 15 minutes longer than Tennessee had it.

Wilson might have had a career game, but you can't ignore the play of D.J. Hall, who had a school record 13 catches for 185 yards. The true freshman defensive back Kareem Jackson also had an outstanding game, picking off two passes, the first of which stopped a Tennessee drive as it was picking up steam.

Ainge was benched in favor of Compton late in the fourth quarter but, truth be told, he had a pretty decent game if you consider how often he was standing on the sidelines. He found 11 different receivers and his interception was the result of a ball that wasn't thrown quite far enough in front of a receiver and an outstanding play by Jackson.

Everyone expected the Vols to have a tough time keeping Javier Arenas under wraps, and the Tennessee special teams did a decent job of keeping the keeping the football out of his hands, but the one time he did get it resulted in a 62 yard return.

Alabama had been involved in nothing but close games this year, and the (now almost cliched) refrain from the peanut gallery has been "Is this what you're paying Saban $4 million a year for?", but anyone who watched Alabama can recognize the vast, vast difference in preparation, attitude, and toughness. Alabama will have to play an even better game to beat LSU or Auburn, and this is probably the peak of the Tide's season, but it's almost certainly a sign of things to come.
 
Cinci Implodes at the Other River City

Posted Oct 20th 2007 4:23PM by Charles Rich
Filed under: Pittsburgh Football, Big East, Cincinnati Football
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The River City Rivalry Trophy -- a legitimate contender for the ugliest trophy in college football -- remains with Pitt. The Cincinnati Bearcats completely fell apart as they lost to Pitt 24-17. Pitt was a 9.5 home underdog and was on a 4 game losing streak. Cinci had come off a tough loss to Louisville the previous week, and looking to show that they still deserved to be a ranked team.

They didn't. Not even close. Cinci's offense got away from spread formations, option plays and no-huddle attacks. Instead they behaved like a pro style, traditional offense. It showed. They had numerous 3-and-outs. What made that so absurd was that Pitt has been at its worst on defense against the spread and the option. It's like Cinci Coach Brian Kelly wanted to prove something. What I don't know, but something was very wrong with the Cinci offense.

Cinci turned the ball over 3 times and committed a whopping 12 penalties -- a majority being false starts. The team just didn't look like it had prepared for this game. It's not like the crowd noise from the Pitt crowd was an issue with a half-filled and -- prior to the game -- despondent fan-base ready to boo.

Pitt Coach Dave Wannstedt sat up in the coaches box for the game and must have thought he was hallucinating. It was the kind of game he envisioned Pitt playing from the moment he took the job. Pitt's offense dominated time of possession by nearly 10 minutes with lots and lots of runs -- freshman sensation LeSean McCoy and junior LaRod Stephens Howling each had 100+ yards rushing. The QB managed the game with short passes, set up the run and didn't make a lot of mistakes.

On defense for Pitt, the team gave up plenty of yardage, but kept Cinci out of the endzone (albeit with lots of help from the Bearcats). It was odd to actually see Pitt blitz. That the blitzing actually worked probably shook Wannstedt up a little bit.

Cinci started the season by playing loose and fast. They were a bit reckless at times and committed penalties, but they caused more turnovers and overcame the mistakes with lots of points. Now they are still sloppy and reckless, but they aren't getting more turnovers and the offense has stalled. They have scored 28, 24 and now 17 points in the last 3 games.
 
Cyclones Scare Sooners

Posted Oct 20th 2007 4:19PM by Brian Grummell
Filed under: Iowa Football, Oklahoma Football, Big 12, The Word
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And how.

Don't be confused by that 17-7 score, this was a close one. Iowa State led the entire first half by the curious margin of 7-0. Neither offense really got its act together, but with patience the Sooners punched in a third quarter touchdown and another in the 4th, putting themselves ahead 14-7.

They never quite pulled away, however, and needed a dancing, wobbly field goal with just over a minute left to push the margin to 10 points and effectively seal Iowa State's fate.

If this was any other weekend, any other year we'd be sure to re-evaluate the Sooners' qualities. I mean this is Big 12 cellar-dweller Iowa State we're talking about. Instead, it's ho-hum, "a win's a win". So be it, but its clear their offense never got untracked today. The defensive performance is to be commended but not pulling away from Iowa State raises some concerns, no?
 
Cocks Not So Cocky After Vandy Loss

Posted Oct 20th 2007 3:45PM by Brian Grummell
Filed under: SEC, South Carolina Football, Featured Stories, Vanderbilt Football
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Yeah so raise your hand if you saw this one coming?

So Vanderbilt went wire-to-wire in beating South Carolina today. The score was 17-0 after the first quarter . . . then didn't really change the rest of the way. South Carolina got as close as 17-6 at the end of the first half but that was it for the rest of the game.

The Commodores' defense showed up in a big way, limiting South Carolina to an afternoon of punts and turnovers. That's been the story all year for South Carolina's offense, described as "putrid" last week by coach Steve Spurrier. So much for that mad scientist rep, eh? His quarterbacks were sacked seven times as they spent all afternoon facing a 17-point deficit.

Reserve quarterback MacKenzie Adams stole the show for Vanderbilt in rushing for 90 yards and moving the chains enough the rest of the game to limit the Gamecocks' possessions.

And so just like that, down goes another supposed top-10 team in this crazy college football season.
 
North Dakota State Upsets Minnesota

Posted Oct 20th 2007 3:20PM by Bruce Ciskie
Filed under: Minnesota Football, Big 10
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Look out, Gopher fans. That Bison's gonna get you.

We warned you at halftime, and it's now over.

It's not Appalachian State over Michigan, but it's still an upset, and it's a monumental victory for a program that is so new to Division I that they're still not eligible for the I-AA (er, FCS) playoffs.

One year after a heartbreaking loss at the Metrodome, North Dakota State completed the upset this time, taking down Big Ten member Minnesota 27-21. It appears that the 20,000 or so Bison fans at the game resisted the temptation to run on the field and tear down the Metrodome goalposts.

NDSU led the game 17-14 at halftime, and they started the third quarter by moving the football as well as they had in the first half. So much for those halftime adjustments by the Gophers, I guess. The Bison missed a field goal try, giving Minnesota life and some good field position. The Gopher offense, which has scored points in bunches all season, took advantage. Adam Weber hit Duane Bennett on a swing pass that Bennett's athleticism turned into a go-ahead 32-yard touchdown.

Minnesota's momentum, and a 21-17 lead, didn't last long. The Bison had an answer, and Steve Walker's second touchdown pass of the day, a seven-yarder to the wonderfully-named Thor Brown, gave NDSU the lead at 24-21.
On the ensuing Minnesota drive, Weber's third-down pass, intended for six-foot-five senior Ernie Wheelwright, was inexplicably intercepted by NDSU cornerback Nate Agetbola. The five-foot-eight Agetbola literally took the ball away from Wheelwright. The play wouldn't have been good for a first down, but Wheelwright's inability to win that battle was telling on this day.

Frankly, the Gophers didn't win many battles. Their run defense was torched for 394 yards. Weber was under constant pressure, and when he wasn't, he often had a hard time finding an open receiver. Weber was also inaccurate, struggling to complete even half his throws in an offense designed for a QB to complete 60 percent or so of throws.

In the end, the Gophers pathetic defense was the downfall. Roehl wasn't as lethal in the second half, but he ran for 263 yards in the game and went over 1,000 for the season. Patrick Paschall provided seven yards per attempt in a complimentary role.

Agetbola's interception led to a field goal for NDSU, and they had to sweat out one more Gopher possession. After Minnesota punted, the Bison ran some time off the clock, and appeared content to punt from just inside Gophers territory. However, Gopher Dominique Barber rushed the punter from the middle of the formation, and his diving attempt at a block came up empty. Well, except for Mike Dragosavich's ankle. Barber's roughing-the-punter penalty gave NDSU a first down, and that was it for the Gophers on this day.

Minnesota falls to 1-7, and with Michigan, Illinois, Iowa, and Wisconsin left on the Big Ten schedule, they might have just squandered their best chance left for a win. They have also assured themselves that they won't be going to a bowl game this season.
 
Georgia Tech star Choice injured in victory over Army

Posted: Saturday October 20, 2007 1:20PM; Updated: Saturday October 20, 2007 5:46PM
ATLANTA (AP) -- Georgia Tech put together an impressive second half without Tashard Choice to beat Army on Saturday.
Now the big question: Will the Yellow Jackets have to prove again they can win without Choice, their star tailback and the ACC's leading rusher?
Rashaun Grant ran for 119 yards and a touchdown after Choice suffered a knee injury, and Georgia Tech beat Army 34-10 Saturday.
Choice hurt his right knee on a 7-yard run late in the first quarter. The senior, in obvious pain, was helped off the field and then wheeled to the locker room. He did not return to the sideline.
"It was scary," said fullback Mike Cox of seeing Choice injured.
"I was talking with him. He told us it's not bad and he'd be back. But it was definitely scary."
Georgia Tech coach Chan Gailey said he feared the injury was severe when Choice couldn't place pressure on the leg.
Gailey said his medical staff reported that the injury is "not severe but it's not minor."
"It didn't look good coming off the field, but they felt better about it than I thought they were going to feel about it," he said.
Georgia Tech plays Virginia Tech on Nov. 1.
Grant, also a senior, posted his first 100-yard game since his freshman season. He said the team received a halftime pep talk from Choice.
"He told us at the half to go back out and play hard, he'd be all right," Grant said. "He just told us to go out there and play like we know we can."
Grant sat out the fourth quarter with an injury to his right ankle but said "I'm fine."
Freshman Jonathan Dwyer and sophomore Jamaal Evans also ran for second-half touchdowns for the Yellow Jackets, who had 510 total yards, including 292 on the ground. Army was held to 266 yards, including only 106 in the second half.
Tech outscored the Black Knights 21-0 in the second half, proving it could move the ball without Choice. It was a group effort. Even Cox, who had only one carry in Tech's first seven games, ran for 38 yards on four carries.
Army quarterback Carson Williams was only 9-of-23 passing for 124 yards with a touchdown and three interceptions.
"It's a challenge to win any game we play," said Army coach Stan Brock. "We're not in a position to show up and beat anyone. We have to go out and execute and play to the best of our ability to have an opportunity to compete."
Choice, the Atlantic Coast Conference's leading rusher, set career highs with 37 carries for 204 yards in a win at Miami last week. He ran for 24 yards, including a 1-yard touchdown run, on Saturday before being injured.
Choice was not available for interviews after the game.
"I asked him if he was all right, and he said 'Yes, I'll be OK,"' said quarterback Taylor Bennett, who was 13-of-24 passing for 207 yards.
"I heard he was down but I saw him at halftime and he had a smile on his face, so I'm assuming that it's OK and that he's going to be all right."
Georgia Tech (5-3) only led 13-10 at halftime.
Tech cornerback Jahi Word-Daniels' second interception set up a 24-yard touchdown run by the speedy Grant early in the second half.
Freshman Morgan Burnett also intercepted a Williams pass.
"They bring a lot of pressure," said Brock of Tech's blitzing defense. "We know that. They bring it about 80 percent of the time, not based on down and distance. They just bring pressure."
The pressure forced Williams to make quick decisions.
"Sometimes you hit it, and sometimes you don't," Brock said.
Williams' three interceptions came one week after Army (3-5) committed seven turnovers -- including five interceptions by two quarterbacks -- in a loss to Central Michigan.
Williams threw a 27-yard touchdown pass to Jeremy Trimble in the first quarter for Army's only touchdown.
Trimble caught four passes for 83 yards and has TD catches in four straight games. But the senior had too little help, especially with the three interceptions.
"They're a very good football team," Brock said of Tech. "We understand that. We're probably not a good enough football team when we give them such a short field to work with. They're a good team, and they beat us in the second half."
Kevin Dunn was 2-of-4 passing for 27 yards on Army's final drive.
Travis Bell kicked field goals of 44 and 45 yards for Tech. Owen Tolson kicked a 45-yarder -- the longest of his career -- for Army.
Patrick Mealy led Army with 18 carries for 86 yards.
 
Nebraska - Texas A&M Post Game Reaction

by corn blight Sat Oct 20, 2007 at 05:58:51 PM EDT

Before today, Bill Callahan was ranked at #2, Dennis Franchione at #4 at Coaches Hot Seat. Any guess as to how that ranking will change by tomorrow?
4-4, probably on our way to 4-8. It's going to be a tough, tough, tough season.
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  • Was there a loss in this game? If Nebraska won, we'd have won the game and been one more step to a bowl game. That's a good thing. If we lost, Bill Callahan has driven one more nail in his coffin. I'd rather have a Nebraska win.
  • Once again, the offense let us down. That's the most shocking thing about this season. We knew the defense sucked after the USC game, so that shouldn't continue to be a surprise. The offense sucking? It wasn't supposed to be this way.
  • With Helu, Castille, Lucky, and Mendoza coming back, whomever the coach is next season will have a good group of running back to work with. (Trying to be positive here, okay?)
  • Sam Keller - goat. His single-season audition for the NFL tells me he'll be playing in the CFL or Arena League. The guy just can't make the throws. Under pressure, not under pressure, it doesn't matter.
  • I listened to the KRNU feed for the game. UNL students, write, produce, and do everything. It wasn't bad. Some of the play by play stuff was the detail I was looking for, and whoever did color did all right. The play by play guy needs to learn his football a little better, i.e., but hey, they're young and learning.
  • Rumors rumors rumors. Bill Callahan will resign tomorrow. Kevin Cosgrove will commit Seppuku. Not going to happen. Resign yourself to living through this season with these guys as your coaches. Why? Because if you're a coach, you don't desert your players, and don't forget that these players came to Nebraska to play for Callahan and Cosgrove. Consider it penance for all the glory years. I can handle that, can't you?
 
Karl Dorrell Really Wants His Job

Posted Oct 20th 2007 8:03PM by Brian Grummell
Filed under: California Football, UCLA Football, Pac 10
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Much to the chagrin of the pitchfork and torch crowd

Flash back to last week: Cal's a seemingly easy win over Oregon State from ascending to #1 in the polls. Unfortunately for the Bears, they coughed up the victory in embarrassing fashion and saw their national title dreams minimized.

Flash forward to today: UCLA just ripped the Cal Bears, embarrassing them all afternoon. It was actually a close game (on the scoreboard) between the football squads of two of this country's finest institutions. UCLA was just better. They ran the ball better, they were better in pass defense and made fewer dumb mistakes.

Cal still had a chance trailing 23-20 in the fourth quarter, but gimpy quarterback Nate Longshore tossed an interception to UCLA's great cornerback Alterraun Verner. Verner did the rest, taking it back 71 yards for a touchdown and a 30-21 lead.

Longshore tossed one more desperation interception, his third, for good measure. That effectively ended the game and puts UCLA atop the Pac-10 standings.

Amazingly, the 38-point defeat at the hands of Utah seems well forgotten nationally. Like him or hate him, you gotta give Karl Dorrell credit as that cat has nine lives. He coached his way into another year in Westwood after beating USC last year and with this victory and maybe another victory over USC it will be all the more difficult for his detractors to get rid of him.

Oh, the agony in Bruinland if that happens.
 
USC Blanks Notre Dame 38-0

Posted Oct 20th 2007 7:38PM by Brian Grummell
Filed under: Notre Dame Football, USC Football, Pac 10
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First time the Trojans have accomplished that feat in South Bend since 1938. Elmer Layden was the coach then so uh, it's been a while.

I have to be frank here: USC just isn't a very good football team right now. In fact, many of their problems all year manifested themselves in the first half against Notre Dame today. Fortunately for the Trojans, Notre Dame is that much worse of a football team that at one point in the third quarter USC had as many touchdowns as the Irish had first downs.

There's absolutely nothing to write about Notre Dame here other than that they wore throwback uniforms celebrating the 30th anniversary of their 1977 national championship team. All of which means we're 11 years away from the 30th anniversary of their 1988 national championship team.

USC was smart to toss the rock around 30 times in the first half and speed the development of sophomore quarterback Mark Sanchez. Sophomore receiver Vidal Hazelton, senior tight end Fred Davis and freshman tailback Joe McKnight also provided sparks and kept the heat on the Irish defense.

USC's stingy defense once again did its job and we have one of the most quiet blankings of a Notre Dame team in all of history.

The fact that a shaky USC was able to so easily dismantle a Notre Dame team that was competitive against a highly ranked Boston College team just last week has me concerned about the Eagles. Maybe they are the next to suffer the fate of #2 that slayed USF Thursday night.
 
Gators Knock Down the Wildcats; Tebow Makes Case for Heisman

Posted Oct 20th 2007 7:27PM by Ryan Ferguson
Filed under: Florida Football, SEC, Heisman, Kentucky Football
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Another fantastic game involving the Kentucky Wildcats. This one featured two of the nation's best quarterbacks and a smorgasboard of offensive firepower. The nation's best feel-good story, however, finally came to an end as Florida prevailed, 45-37.

Throughout the game it became increasingly obvious that either Woodson or Tebow would probably take center stage in the Heisman race, depending on who won the game. Both players offered fantastic, Heisman-like performances for the enjoyment of a nationwide television audience.

Woodson had better passing yards, but Tebow was also a threat on the ground. Both quarterbacks had five total TDs with no INTs. And every time Tebow needed to answer the call to keep the Gators' lead alive, he did so in dramatic fashion. Tebow's bomb to Harvin under the 2-minute mark late in the game put the Cats away and might have put the exclamation point on Tebow's Heisman candidacy.

Tebow's only strike against him is that he's a sophomore. He very much appeared to be the best football player in the country against the #7 team in the nation.

Florida now controls its own destiny in the SEC east, as Tennessee lost earlier in the day to Alabama.
 
Texas A&M Goes Nebraska on Nebraska

Posted Oct 20th 2007 7:20PM by Charles Rich
Filed under: Nebraska Football, Big 12, Texas A&M Football, NCAA FB Coaching, Featured Stories
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Bill Callahan might as well start booking that moving company now, because he is gone from Nebraska. If he already wasn't, the debacle today with Texas A&M clinched it.

It wasn't just being blown out 36-14. At home. Again. It was how it happened.
It was A&M that looked like the Nebraska teams Osborne coached. Using an Osborne staple - the triple option - McGee did a pretty good impersonation of Nebraska 1997 national champion quarterback Scott Frost.

Nebraska's linebackers bit hard on fake handoffs to Lane, allowing McGee to pick up big chunks of yardage.

McGee ran seven consecutive times on the Aggies' first series of the second half. Lane then broke off a career-long 31-yard run before scoring from the 2.
Dennis Franchione may be a lame-duck at Texas A&M, but he sure knows how to make sure he'll have company in competing for other jobs. His Aggies ran all over the Cornhuskers to the tune of 359 rushing yards.

Nebraska did its best to help Texas A&M by fumbling 3 times. With Tom Osborne on hand in his now official capacity of interim AD, there should just be a mercy killing at this point. Make it official. There's no way Callahan is coming back.
 
That About Does It for Mike Stoops

Posted Oct 20th 2007 10:29PM by Charles Rich
Filed under: Pac 10, Arizona Football, Stanford Football
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The Arizona Wildcats blew another game. The Wildcats fell to 1-3 in the Pac-10 and 2-6 overall. Stoops is now 14-28 as head coach. The Wildcats still have games with Arizona State, Oregon, at Washington and UCLA. Getting to .500 seems exceedingly unlikely. They stand an excellent chance of going winless the rest of the way.

This time a 21-20 loss to Stanford. The Cardinal lacked their starting tight end because of a knee injury. Yet another starter lost to injuries. The top three running backs on the depth chart were unavailable because of injuries. The number four tailback, Jason Evans still managed to go for 78 yards. The Arizona defense kept giving up key plays.

Arizona outgained Stanford. The time of possession was almost even. Stanford turned the ball over more times. Arizona had more scoring opportunities. Arizona was simply sloppier and had key lapses. That's on the coach and has been a hallmark of Stoops' tenure. The only question now is whether Stoops will be fired before Washington State fires Bill Doba.
 
Postgame React: Baylor

by HornsFan Sat Oct 20, 2007 at 10:10:50 PM EDT

The outcome was: <INS>Adequate.</INS> A couple things here. For one, if we've learned anything this season, it probably ought to be that you don't take any wins for granted. That's nothing to hang on your wall, but it's worth stating. More than that, though, we're not really in a position to be worrying excessively about style points. For now, the goals should be to win games while building the foundation for the 2008 team. In that light, today's outcome was just fine.
The Offensive MVP was: <INS>Team.</INS> Colt McCoy, Vondrell McGee, and Jermichael Finley each made a case for this award, but all had a critical mistake or two making it hard to single them out as game ball winners. The 'Horns came close to having the kind of offensive day against Baylor we would expect, but ultimately made far too many costly mistakes to secure a decisive result. Colt was at times both brilliant and lousy. McGee was a refreshing burst of downhill running and an untimely fumbler. Greg Davis had me both pumping my fist and shaking my head. It was that kind of game - a microcosm of the 2007 season, really.
The Defensive MVP was: <INS>Marcus Griffin.</INS> This should really be a 'team' award as well, which we'll get to, but we haven't spent much time noting how solid Griffin has been this year. You know, Marcus has been overshadowed by his brother not just at Texas, but more or less his whole life. And last year? He was a problem in coverage on too many occasions. When the Texas coaches raved about how ready this young man was to be for this defense what his brother had been, I was skeptical, and though he's not quite the same playmaking athlete that Michael is, he's better than he gets credit for around these parts. His steady play isn't going to win Texas much this season, but it's going to earn him a good look at the combines and a solid chance to be a first day NFL draftee. I'm happy for him in general, and I'm happy for him today - two interceptions, including a return for a touchdown. Well played, kid.
As for the team - you know, there's a lot to like about the Texas defense right now. Truthfully, the guy who's struggling the most on defense is Duane Akina. I'll get into this more in a post this week, but we seem to be witnessing an almost comical swing in the pendulum from Gene "Stand Pat" Chizik to Duane "Overkill" Akina. It is worth noting that he's in his first year of playcalling, so we'll leave some room for learning, but really... the adjustments need to come sooner rather than later. The blitzing schemes are bordering on ridiculous.
The offensive Offensive Player Of The Week was: <INS>Jamaal Charles.</INS> This is going to be controversial, but... I think Texas should thoughtfully consider moving Charles to wide receiver/multi-task/Percy Harvin machine. It's a bit unfair to Charles, as I think he could be a successful tailback in a lot of offensive systems across college football. Unfortunately, the only question that really matters is: how successful can he be at Texas? I mean, that's where he plays. For better or worse.
Believe me, I'm a big, big fan of this guy as a player. I think he's special in a way that Texas fans may never see. Not Heisman Trophy special - as we pipe dreamed when he played alongside Vince - but certainly a special, difference-making player. The thing is, though: we're now in a Colt McCoy offense, and JC isn't the right tailback to complement him. It's hardly his fault, but he is what he is, just as Colt is who Colt is and Greg Davis is who Greg Davis is. But, given all that? Let's figure out what to do with the guy. He's not wildly effective in this particular scheme.
That point might have been hammered home especially hard today in Waco, where Charles wasn't able to get going forward, was effectively used in the passing game, and wound up taking a sideshow to Vondrell McGee, who showed fans what a north-south running game could look like for this team. Again, this isn't an easy question, and given what we know about this staff, it's a probably just an academic debate, but it's one we're gonna have on the site this coming week.
The offensive Defensive Player Of The Week was: <INS>Erick Jackson.</INS> Among the things I can get a little preachy about is the idea that players who haven't been good enough to start through three or four years in the program are extremely unlikely to be good starters in their final year(s). In programs as deep with talent as Texas, the starters show enough to take the field no later than their junior seasons. If a player doesn't, and he suddenly finds himself a starter as a true or fifth-year senior? It's far more likely to indicate a weakness or lack of depth on the team, rather than a leap forward in ability from the player.
So it is with Erick Jackson, who hasn't made a memorable play all season for the 'Horns. I don't want to pile on a guy who is, by all accounts (like Robert Killebrew), an exemplary young man and positive influence on the team, but if we're just talking football, he's less than adequate. Though he does reasonably well in run support, the pass coverage is woeful. It's time to see more Ishie Oduegwu, as we did today. (He looked alright out there, didn't he?)
John Chiles Watch: <INS>5 carries, 18 yards. 0-1 passing.</INS> I like that Greg Davis is making a conscious effort to use the youngster in the first half, when the game is still unfolding in its natural state. I'm less convinced that using the second team offense, in its entirety, for one series and one series only, is the right way to get the most out of the idea. This is another complex topic that can't be covered in this blurb, so we'll save it for a post of its own as well. (Note, BONers: I'm on fall break from school this upcoming week and, with both time and a wealth of interesting topics to talk about, will be extraordinarly active on the site. Should be fun.)
Performance-wise, it's clear that Chiles has a positive effect on the running game based on the threat he possesses to keep the ball. It's also clear that Colt McCoy is a far superior quarterback than Chiles at this point in their careers. The interesting question is twofold: 1) how to prep Chiles for full-time duty should McCoy get hurt, and 2) how best to use Chiles in a complementary role if McCoy's good to go. We'll talk about that.
Today, Chiles did a solid job leading the second unit on a drive into field goal range, and though it didn't end in points, he showed - without doing anything exceptional - why he can be effective. Once again, we gave him no real throwing opportunities - his one pass play came on a third down and seven, with Davis asking him to roll left and throw to a receiver heading out to the sideline. Peyton Manning misses that throw more often than not.
Vondrell McGee Watch: <INS>10 carries, 57 yards, 1 TD.</INS> Well... Jamaal Charles probably should be glad that McGee coughed up the football in this game, because if he hadn't, the Texas coaching staff would have a hard time thinking and talking about anything other than how much more effective McGee was than the current starter. In the first half, Texas misappropriated McGee with a couple plays that stretched him out horizontally. But over the rest of the game, McGee was used in ways where he can shine - straightforward, quick-hitting run plays to gaps, where McGee could square his shoulders, plant his drive foot, and get moving toward that line of scrimmage. He goes from zero to in-your-face in no time at all, he's low to the ground, hard to tackle with just arms, and always pushing forward. When you don't have an offensive line that can create and hold running lanes for a patient runner to maneuver artfully, you need a guy like McGee who can just plow it where it's open.
He does that, and does it damn well. Moreover, he's not just a plower like Ogbonnaya, and he's not a guy who needs space, like Charles. To get back to a more fundamental point: ideally, you look at your team and say, "We are who we are" and go with what best suits you. It's worth asking if McGee needs 15-20 touches a game, with Charles being utilized in ways that better utilize his strengths.
Everything discussed thus far is related, too. Colt McCoy's biggest problem right now is that our offense is too dependent on him. Given that, making tough decisions that would improve Texas' running game would have widespread effects on every part of the Texas offense. And I don't believe for a second that Charles couldn't be a great player in a different way on this team. How willing are we to be creative and bold? Is it worth exploring on the field? It's definitely worth talking about at BON.
Nebraska Fear Factor: <INS>1 out of 10</INS> (5) is the baseline. (-1) for Nebraska's players have quit on their coach. (-1) for yeah, we can't just ding one point for that. (-1) for Texas is in the post-Oklahoma phase of the season, where the staff is infintely more willing to go with what works over what they want to work. (+1) for this Texas team hasn't shown much ability to put things together for meaningful stretches of time. (-1) for seriously, the situation in Nebraska is messed up. (-1) for Texas has more to prove than they do to lose.
Heading into next week I feel: <INS>Excited.</INS> You know those five stages of grief? If I were a betting man, I'd wager you've gone through 'em all with me this year:
<INS>Denial:</INS> Sure, we've been less than impressive against this weak non-conference slate, but we can kick off the conference right with a revenge win against Kansas State at home.
<INS>Anger:</INS> Ohmygod we just got beat down by Kansas State like a Democrat in Mississippi. And it happened at home.
<INS>Bargaining:</INS> Nonetheless? A win over those evil barfbags from Norman would put things right back on track, yes? I mean, let's be real - everyone's losing this year. The whole thing's wide open, and we'll be in fine shape if we just get this win. C'mon guys - get that win. I'll never doubt you again if...
<INS>Depression:</INS> Okay, that was a fuc-ing pipe dream. This team is in the toilet, and so am I. I'm not even sure I should give Mack Brown and Texas the benefit of the doubt for the rest of this year. Or any year. This is just too sad to handle.
<INS>Acceptance:</INS> Now that the initial sting of defeat has started to fade, I can look at what we are this year - nothing special - be okay with seeing progress on the field (at whatever pace), and start to think excitedly about how many of the best players on the football field for Texas right now will be here for 2008. Hey - this rebuilding toward next year thing could be interesting! Maybe even a little bit fun! And hell, we might even win out in the process. I'm okay with all this. Really, I am.
And that's kind of where I am right now. I'm okay with this team, warts and all. We're not anything memorable, but we're like a young baseball team that's out of the playoff race and starting to break in those exciting prospects who can be the foundation for a pennant-winner in the next year or two. Well, that's interesting for us analytical fans. It's something to observe and try to project, and it gives us that one thing we sports fans can't live without: hope.
And that's that, friends. Texas moves to 6-2 on the season, 2-2 in Big 12 play. The big goals of this team remain out of reach, but as we distance ourselves from the painful losses that knocked us out of the playoff chase in the first place, it's easier to turn our attention toward and become excited about the future.
That ain't such a bad thing. It's easy to forget when you're bottoming out, but the page always turns, and it's good to be having fun with this again. We invest a lot of ourselves in these games, but man, let's try never to forget: this stuff should be fun.
Y'all have a great night.
 
OK, So...We may have a bit of a QB controversy
By Paragon SC Section: Football
Posted on Sat Oct 20, 2007 at 11:12:18 PM EDT
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John David who??
OK, that might not be fair.
But like I said... we may have a bit of a QB controversy. Sanchez looked great 4 TD's NO Int's for 235 yards.
Sophomore quarterback Mark Sanchez, making his second career start and first on the road, threw four touchdown passes and led USC to its most lopsided victory ever against Notre Dame, a 38-0 pasting Saturday afternoon in South Bend, Ind.
Sanchez replaced John David Booty, a preseason Heisman Trophy candidate, after the senior suffered a broken finger during an embarrassing 24-23 defeat to lowly Stanford on Oct. 6.
After throwing for just 130 yards with two interceptions in an uninspiring 20-13 victory against Arizona on Oct. 13, Sanchez showed Saturday why he was such a highly prized recruit. Sanchez finished 21 of 38 for 235 yards and the four scores, including a 48-yard strike to Vidal Hazelton that made it 31-0.


Let me get this out of the way first, Lou Holtz needs to shut up. I don't mean to be disrespectful to my elders but he was way off of his rocker thinking that ND was going to win this game let alone keep it close. We get it Lou you coached ND and you're in the tank for them but please don't mistake us for the team across town. We may be in a bit of a rough patch right now but we have been there before and this team knows how win and we have a coaching staff that rightly or wrongly sticks with its game plan and executes it. Across town the collective thought process is not which is right or which is wrong but which way is up...
Moving on.
SC got off to a slow start punting on four of their first six drives. One of those punts was blocked but without anything coming out of it. Sanchez hit Fred Davis in the end zone who made a great one-handed grab for the score and we went on from there. I realize this was Notre Dame whose only win was against ucla, who beat Cal today, but ND was never in this game. Green jerseys be damned, they weren't winning if Jesus himself was calling the plays with divine intervention.
This was the best offensive production we have seen by SC this season. Sanchez connected with 9 different receivers as he finally showed us all what he was capable of after a shaky start last week against Arizona. Sanchez did have 2 tipped passes, which must have everyone's heart sink but without any negative affects. This was the USC that we wanted to see in previous weeks and they finally showed up.
The defense was putting pressure on Sharpley for most of the day. The defense sacked Sharpley six times and for the most part ND was getting stuffed on the run and they weren't getting any big plays on the pass. I was happy to see SC tighten up the coverage on the short passes. Where was that in previous weeks? The secondary was hardly tested so I can't say they had a great game but they kept it all in front of them.
We got some turnovers and we had some luck. The punt coverage that caused he ND turnover was actually fine but the player who made contact with the ball should have paid closer attention to where the ball was. Sanchez made quick work of that mistake hitting Davis in the aforementioned play above. SC picked up a fumble recovery after Cary Harris hit Travis Thomas on a screen putting the ND 13. Joe McKnight, after being slightly injured with a thigh bruise early on, gave us more of what we wanted a to see with a 51 yard TD run.
Sanchez made his case to keep the starting job with one of the best offensive performances this year. The coaches have a big decision to make about whom to start next week against the Ducks. Outside of few passes that were either overthrown or behind receivers Sanchez didn't make a mistake all day and he handled the noise and the crowd masterfully. This goes a long way to helping his confidence should he get the start against Oregon. The running game was productive with a patched up O line and everyone got into the game. McKnight was the star with his great 51 yard run. He did fumble a punt, which he did recover, but he is finally getting into a groove.
So we'll look at some of the other fallout from this game over the next few days but we need to now focus on Oregon who as I write this is playing a wild game up in Seattle which they will win. The Pac-10 is going to get very interesting...
 
Oregon Runs Over and Through Washington

Posted Oct 20th 2007 11:25PM by Charles Rich
Filed under: Oregon Football, Washington Football, Pac 10
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Washington played with Oregon for 3 quarters. The teams traded scores and at the start of the 4th quarter it was 31 all. Then it was all Oregon. Completely blowing the Huskies off the field with a 24-3 explosion in what had already been a high scoring game. Oregon only had to punt 3 times in the entire game.

Oregon came into the game with a very thin receiving corp. Derrick Jones had been suspended during the week, Cameron Colvin broke his ankle last week and Brian Paysinger was previously injured. The Ducks didn't do much in the passing game with a pedestrian 196 yards. The running game, however, more than compensated.

Oregon ran for 465 yards. Jonathan Stewart accounted for 251 yards himself. The Duck O-line might very well be the best in the country. They were opening holes and providing plenty of running room the entire game. Just impressive to watch.

Washington hung with Oregon for 3/4th of the game. QB Jake Locker did what he could with 335 total yards and 4 touchdowns. The Huskies just could not keep up, and the defense could not make a stop.
 
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wouldnt expect anything else but that kind of misleading heading from the media.
 
Victory over Baylor no masterpiece

Horns' flaws continue to show against lesser foes.

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WACO — Texas bragged about being bowl-eligible.
Seriously.
Sorry, but I thought the Longhorns usually got that formality out of the way in what, late September or so? This year, they punched their bowl dance card on the third Saturday in October, and did so by gradually getting by a Baylor team that played nothing like its 3-5 record.
Well, the Bears played something like their record when they dropped, by a conservative count, at least 10 passes and ran for a meager eight yards, or less than half a yard per carry.
However, Texas needed a fake punt to help secure the 31-10 victory. It has been unstoppable on those when Rashad Bobino barrels up the middle against what are always lighter defenses geared up for a return. "We're 100 percent successful," Mack Brown said, figuring he's used it almost a dozen times at Texas.
But the fact remains that the Longhorns needed a fake punt to break open a tight game in the third quarter against Baylor.
Let that sink in for a moment.
Maybe that's a sign of these crazy times.
So which bowl berth did 19th-ranked Texas likely sew up? It's purely guesswork, but we feel safe in saying it won't be any form of BCS game if the Longhorns continue to play as they did at Floyd Casey Stadium. The Bears are 0-4 in Big 12 play for a reason.
Texas won thanks to four interceptions by its defense and Colt McCoy's passing and scrambling, but it scored no style points. It scored very few points of any kind until producing 14 in the game's final 71/2 minutes.
First, Deon Beasley's pick led to Vondrell McGee's short touchdown run, and then Marcus Griffin embarked on a cross-country, 91-yard interception runback to the end zone.
Those count just the same, but they underscore the difficulty of the victory over a 25-point underdog starting a new quarterback who had thrown one pass all season. And, remember, Baylor was playing with a home-field disadvantage, its own fans outnumbered by UT faithful who made up probably two-thirds of the crowd of 41,335.
With Texas, you just expect so much more, maybe unfairly in this age.
"It's a compliment in a way to what we've been able to do around here," Longhorn defensive tackle Derek Lokey said. "We're not mad that we're expected to go out and win by 100. We'd like to go out and hit that standard. But we don't ever go into a game thinking we're going to steamroll somebody."
If they had, they would have been corrected quickly on this cloudless afternoon. In their first eight possessions, they reached Baylor territory six times but produced only 10 points.
The Longhorns have had that Alamo Bowl feel for too much of this season, and please, San Antonio, don't consider that a slight. Texas' postseason destination has everything to do with grandiose expectations, and it appears those may be too oversized for a 6-2 team that occasionally has trouble getting out of its own way.
Allowing a completely overmatched opponent to hang in till the fourth quarter is hardly encouraging for a team that fancies itself BCS-caliber, but Baylor did just that against a Texas club whose main constant has been its inconsistency.
"We couldn't do anything wrong last week (against Iowa State), but this week it seemed like everything went wrong," offensive tackle Tony Hills said. "But I don't think this was a step back. We're bowl-eligible, and that's a way big deal."
To make a better bowl, Texas needs major improvement.
McCoy's season totals are 15 touchdowns and 12 interceptions, not a workable ratio for a perfectionist like he is. His scrambling continues to defy reason, however, and his receivers — Quan Cosby, Nate Jones, Jordan Shipley and Billy Pittman — rarely drop a ball.
"I thought Colt played well," Brown said. "He didn't think he did, but I did."
McCoy badly overthrew a wide-open Peter Ullman in the end zone one play before a huge turnover that led to Baylor's go-ahead touchdown, but he may have thrown the pass of the year on a strike to Jones in the back of the end zone that was ruled a touchdown after a review.
When a team can't consistently run — as Texas cannot, despite Brown's denials otherwise — it puts tremendous pressure on the quarterback, and McCoy has responded, albeit with mistakes.
"We gained 177 yards rushing," Brown said, "and we're excited about it."
That's good for Mack, but his team was going against the nation's 85th-ranked rush defense and didn't run roughshod over it. Sixteen of 45 carries, excluding the final kneel-down, netted 2 yards or fewer.
The lack of a dominant run game will be the one factor that could keep Texas from running the post-OU table, but the defense appears to be growing.
This is not to dismiss a victory. Those are precious these days on a college football landscape that has been ravaged by upsets. With five more ranked teams toppled by their unrated brethren, the total of those types of upsets has climbed to a staggering 16 this season. With a couple of frenzied months to go.
South Florida, South Carolina, Cal, Tennessee and Cincinnati all would have loved an ugly win, much like the one Mack Brown was relishing.
 
Somehow Virginia Wins

Posted Oct 21st 2007 12:24AM by Charles Rich
Filed under: Maryland Football, Virginia Football, ACC
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This time it was an 18-17 win over Maryland. Virginia completely dominated on the stat sheet with 200 more total yards than Maryland, but it took a touchdown with 16 seconds left in the game for Virginia to complete the comeback and get the win.

Sophomore QB Jameel Sewell has continued to improve in the season. Making plays to keep Virginia alive.

The story, though was little used tight end Mikell Simpson. He was forced into action when starting TE Tom Santi (and the leading receiver) went down in the game. All the sophomore did was pick up 152 receiving yards and have 119 rushing yards plus the two Virginia TDs. Simpson had more total yards than the entire Maryland team.

It's second straight 1-point win for Virginia. In their last 3 games -- all wins -- the points differential is a total of 4 points. This season, Virginia has 4 wins by 2-points or less. Add in the 5 point victory over Georgia Tech, and Virginia has 5 wins by a total of 11 points.

The result is that Virginia is 7-1 overall and 4-0 in the ACC. The Cavs are ranked in the top-25 despite what I thought last week. It's just hard not to think that at some point soon, that the close game will go against them.
 
Another mistake...seriously...and another


Anyone as frustrated as I was after watching us give this game to Michigan? Mike Hart is on the sideline and our defense sends Henne and Manningham to the locker room and we still can't capitalize.

Obviously the penalties and silly mistakes killed us. We gave them the game.

I can't help but wonder if it's because we're such a young team and our guys were riding on so much adrenaline. Still, it's no excuse for most of the mistakes...especially Mitchell. Can we just go ahead and give the opposing team a personal foul penalty on him to start the game and get it out of the way? Invariably he either gets too hyped up or loses his cool or both and shoves someone after the play is over or comes flying in out of no where for a late hit. Drives me nuts. The refs have him pegged.

We don't rough the punter (which even though I understand the rule I see no way you can avoid touching the guy when you're coming in for a block) and drop that punt return and we win that game. Frustrating!

In addition, I do not see the reason why Juice was taken out. He was completing passes and seemed to be in a good rhythm.

In any case, there is still a lot to look forward to as this team matures. The stadium sounded loud on TV. Musburger and Herbstreit called a great game and gave Illinois a lot of props.

Finally, the interview with Jeff Jordan was GOLD.
 
Instantly Random and Factiously Meaningless Thoughts

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1. Bobby Bowden summed yesterday’s meltdown succinctly by saying “It was terrible.” Well, at least it was a new way to lose to Miami. Show of hands please. How many were expecting a wide right, wide left, or even a wide short FG on that last FSU drive?
2. Those ugly, ugly looking 13-10 and 10-7 games look pretty good right about now.
3. The solution on how to stop that last Miami drive was simple. Don’t bother with making them drive the ball 83 yards. Just go ahead and spot the Hurricanes the ball at the FSU one yard line. Problem solved, they don’t score!! Hey, the defense did just minutes before. What’s to lose? The game? Oh wait … that happened anyway. Sorry, sorry everyone.
4. Succinct and to the point on FSU’s defense on that last Miami drive: From PT Willis, “That’s just bad football.” Hurricane fans would probably disagree with that.
5. Alright fess up. Who is the wise guy that gave film of LSU’s FG kicking game to Miami?
6. So Terry Gannon did the FSU/Miami game. Hmmmm. Must not have been any figure skating events for Terry to cover.
7. From Gene Deckerhoff on the numerous holding calls on FSU, “Does anyone say holding any better than Ron Cherry?” Well, that may be but FSU fans I’m sure are not exactly enamored with the way he says that word.
8. Bobby just found his next quarterback. For his recruiting class of 2024 in the form of one 13 month old Carter Weinke spotted on the sideline with father Chris. Obviously that was not an official visit.
9. There is no truth to the rumor that after Miami was called for illegal substitution coming out of a timeout that the note Bowden was seen writing to himself said that even though it was a good one “we want to see more of that play.”
10. The WOW!!!! Stat of the game: The FSU running game improved 15,800% from last year’s game against Miami. Of course it isn’t hard to improver on just one yard rushing anyway.
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11. Which led to the Mrs. BFT comment of the game of FSU’s running attack, “I like it when the ball goes somewhere.” NOOOOOOOOOOOO KIDDING!!! Unless you’re Notre Dame which seems to excel at not moving the ball anywhere anytime, it’s a pretty good guess most would agree with that.
12. The Salient Comment on Notre Dame’s Running Game Award goes to Lee Corso commenting “Notre Dame can’t run against South Bend High School.”
13. Digger Phelps may have to re-think that pep talk he gave Friday night to the Fighting (or Pacifist Irish in this case) when he exclaimed that the Irish were going to score, score, score. Maybe he was referring to next week’s Notre Dame contest and not the 38-0 Southern Cal debacle du jour?
14. Sign seen at ESPN’s Gameday show: “I Make It Rain.” Oooooooooookaaaaaaaaay. Not quite sure what that has to do with football, but apparently the South could use his services right about now. Just saving money on advertising I guess.
15. And speaking of the Gameday show, you think they could find somewhere else to hold the show than right outside the Kentucky library. Those silence please signs had little affect.
16. From Kentucky Head Coach Rich Brooks earlier this week was quoted as saying “I can’t believe the Gators (he obviously doesn’t know it’s gatros (their …) aka crocs of XXVI) are favored by seven points. We just beat #1 LSU.” Question for Brooks. Now do you understand why?
17. Question from Seminole fans to Bulls fans: Aren’t Thursday night games just five days after your previous game just a thrill a minute?
18. With Vandy up 17-0 came from the TV booth the question “What’s going on with the Head Ball Coach there?” One would assume the answer would be …… LOSING!!!!
19. With the ESPN sideline reporter interviewing Indiana AD Rick Greenspan asked “Head Coach Bill Lynch has a one year contract. When will you decide on a longer term contract for him?” Lynch apparently was eavesdropping and was possibly saying “how about now?” as the Hoosiers scored on a long running play before Greenspan could even begin to answer.
20. The Slight Exaggeration Award goes to Sports Center. As ESPN ran highlights of the Oregon game with the Ducks wearing yet another uni color combination came the comment “In their 900th combination of Oregon uniforms ….. At least they aren’t as hideous as the one with the tire tracks on the shoulders.” BTW, the exaggeration part is the 900 part. The hideous part is right on.
 
Wake 44, Navy 24


There really isn't a lot to say. We knew this was going to happen eventually. With a defense among the worst in major college football there becomes just so little room for error on the part of the offense, and despite the ability of Navy to stay in "shoot-outs" it was only a matter of time until the inevitable slip-up occurred. That slip-up came on a second and eight with just over six minutes to play in the second quarter, when Wake Forest linebacker Aaron Curry came unaccounted for into the backfield on a freeze option play and absolutely leveled Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada, who did not return to the game after the hit.

Navy's offense never recovered, and after trading blows with Wake up to that point the wheels came off as the Midshipmen, led by backup quarterback Jarod Byrant, fumbled away the ball three times. Those three turnovers led to 17 Wake Forest points, and with the defense forcing Wake to punt only once in the game, there was no way the Midshipmen could recover.

This was a game which really started out with so much progress, and when Navy took a 17-14 lead in the second quarter I have to say I generally started believing that Navy could pull this one out. But in the end Wake's obvious personnel advantage in speed and athleticism won out, as Josh Adams and Kenny Moore accounted for more than 77% of Wake's offensive production. Wake's aggresive defense forced the issue for Navy, while a talented and deisciplined secondary took away the big pass play of the option. At 4-3, the roller coaster continues, and like it or not, there is still is very little room for error when the Midshipmen host 13th ranked (FCS) Delaware next weekend in Annapolis.
 
Random Thoughts on the Texas Tech v. Missouri Game
By Seth C Section: Football
Posted on Sun Oct 21, 2007 at 08:23:40 AM EDT
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I'll work on grades later today, but don't expect the regular lengthy write-ups. Still not in the mood.
Random Thoughts:
  • Do you think the Colorado game is important? Next week sets up to be one of the more important games of the year. There are 2 games left on the schedule, Baylor and Colorado, that Texas Tech should win and without those wins, this season, as good as it started will be incredibly disappointing. That's a lot of pressure and don't think that the coaching staff and players don't know that. Mix in a win against Oklahoma or Texas and the sting from this loss isn't as bad as it was yesterday.
  • Harrell throws 4 interceptions again, and I can't for the life of me figure out why he gets rattled. I thought he had "figured it out" for the most part and matured as a quarterback and these types of days were well past him. I still believe that Harrell is an excellent quarterback, but he has to be better than this. I don't think I'd be telling him anything new, but so much of the success of the offense depends on what he does on the field. If he gets rattled then the entire team gets rattled. I know, the receivers have to do their job too, but so much of the offensive success of this team depends on the quarterback's performance. I realize that some of those interceptions were not all his fault, but we'll get to that later.
  • Receivers dropped way too many passes. It was almost unbearable at a point. They were bullied around by a tougher Missouri defensive unit. You don't ever want your opponent to be tougher than you, but Missouri sure as hell was. Texas Tech gift-wrapped to the remaining 4 teams the best method of beating Texas Tech so expect to see this from this point forward.
  • Isn't the most disappointing thing the stage which was set? I'm an eternal optimist so I realistically thought that Texas Tech had a chance to win, but the stage was set for us to show up and have a good showing. You know, silence the critics, etc. That just didn't happen. In fact we pretty much showed our ass and that's a tough pill to swallow.
  • Defensively, I think the Texas Tech played okay, but the problem was probably McNeill not making the necessary adjustments. For most of the first half I thought McNeill and his defensive crew did a decent job of containing Missouri. They held the Tigers to 10 offensive 1st half points, but the Tigers went in at half-time, made their offensive adjustments and the defense didn't. I'll cut McNeill some slack here because he has been good for the most part, but he should have realized much quicker that the Tigers were going to run the hell out of the ball in the 2nd half (over 200 yards rushing for the entire game) and they should have done something to stop it. Umm, they didn't. One other thing, it's not as if the defense was on the field more than the offense. Yesterday, Texas Tech had a slight edge on Missouri in terms of time of possession.
  • At least now we know, as if anyone ever had any doubts otherwise, that Leach does not believe in a field position battle. Leach left at least 12 points on the board by not at the very least going for the sure thing (for some reason I thought it was 5 times during the game, but I remember thinking that Leach was crazy for not going for it on 4th and 43). I'm not sure that it really changes the complexion of the game, but at some point I thought the offense started slumping their shoulders after they turned the ball over on downs the first 2 times. I know, what's the difference in 15 yards if Texas Tech decides to punt the ball? But that's sort of a worse case scenario. What if the defense is able to pin Missouri in their end of the field, especially in the 1st half? Haven't we always been taught that sometimes a game can be about field position, putting your team and your defense in the best position to win? Is that adage even true? From listening to Harrell, and yes, I realize that he's biased, he's glad that they went for it on every 4th down opportunity, but at some point don't you have to play it a little close to the vest?
  • Once or twice a year, there is the invariable "bad loss", which is really a loss where the Red Raiders have either 1) showed the world that they aren't as good as we think they are, or 2) they've been playing above their heads the entire season. I'm still not sure which one I believe for this season, but I'm starting to lean one way.
  • Crabtree still has some growing up to do and yes, he's not perfect. Crabtree and the rest of the receiving crew were roughed up over the middle and it seemed to me that they were getting up slower after each and every hit. Where was the adjustment here? What did work? Britton down the sideline and thinking back to yesterday there were few instances where Harrell even threw to the sideline (there was one other time down to Crabtree towards the endzone). It's true with almost any system, you can't cover everyone and if Missouri is taking away the middle then sidelines should be open. Even if I'm wrong about that, I'm still disappointed that Leach didn't figure out something to get the offense going.
  • I still really like this team. They are a young bunch, but at sometime or another they are going to have to take that next step, winning on the road in a hostile environment and beating a, heaven forbid, ranked team. When can we do that this year? In Austin, three weeks from now.
 
Michigan-Illinois Recap


Ed. Note: If you were at the Michigan-Illinois game, please send any pictures our way - especially if you have any of the hordes of Illinois fans wearing their "Fuck Michigan" shirts. Those were "Fuck Michigan" shirts and not "Muck Fishigan," weren't they? The ABC cameras moved past them so quickly, it was hard to tell.

Also, if you were there, would love to hear about your treatment.

Now, couple thoughts on the game itself...

* Carlos Brown. Man, did he step up. Over 100 yards rushing in his first start, on the road in a big game. I tip my cap to you, sir.

* Carr and the other M Coaches. Hart's out, your senior QB misses most of the game...and they still found a game plan to win. Even those who've been criticizing Carr have to give props to Lloyd and his staff. Well done, gentlemen.

* Henne. I thought he started off very shaky (the bad pass to Manningham leading to the early pick) but, with his team's season hanging in the balance, he came back off the bench and played hurt to lead his team to victory on the road. Gutty, gutty, gutty performance. I think we're going to find out he was more injured than we think.

* Defense. Except for the Illini's one big drive and that damn 3rd and 7 where Flash Gordon the back-up QB turned on the afterburners and left Shawn Crable holding his jockstrap, I thought U-M's D played well.

* Late play calling. I liked how, on our last drive, I believe, on 3rd and 4, instead of simply running into the line as U-M teams always seem to do in these sorts of situations, Henne went into the shotgun and we played to win instead of not to lose. Again, props to DeBord, Carr and the rest of the coaching staff.

* KC Lopata. I love our kicker...and that's something I never would have thought I'd say the way the kicking game started out this season. This kid is a senior walk-on, who finally gets a chance this year and is making the most of it. Not only was his last FG huge, as the 10 point margin gave the Wolverines breathing room, but watch him after every kick - he's the most fired up guy on the field and seems to be going up to each of his teammates firing everyone up.

* Manningham. While fast, he's still a bit of a "soft" receiver. On one play in which he dropped a pass over the middle, it was because he was worried about getting hit instead of trying to catch the ball. Still, he played a great game. But this is the sort of thing that could hurt him from making it at the next level.

* Ron Zook. I thought some of his QB changes came at very bad times and upset the rhythm of his team. Always seemed like he was taking out the guy who was hot.
 
SEC Stock Tips: Buys and Sells

Posted Oct 21st 2007 10:40AM by Ryan Ferguson
Filed under: Auburn Football, Florida Football, Georgia Football, LSU Football, SEC, South Carolina Football, Vanderbilt Football
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Ahem.

I'm not quite sure how to put into words what an amazing season 2007 has been in terms of upsets, close games, and instant classics. We're in uncharted territory here, folks. We've never seen a season like this, at least not in the modern era, and we might never see it again.

The SEC race is still wide open; oddly enough, only two SEC teams ride on the one-loss coach, and one of them is Alabama. Alabama... who just torched the SEC East's former leader, Tennessee. Yes! Alabama... who lost to 4-3 FSU... who just lost to Miami in a game not many people cared about and even fewer watched.

Yeah, figure that one out. It goes without saying that we'll start our trading day in Tuscaloosa, AL:

Buying: Alabama and Nick Saban. 41-17 over the rival who's owned you most of the last decade-point five has got ta stir echoes of past old greatness for Bama fans. We've seen what can be accomplished by this team when their quarterback has his act together. Also: Alabama was short five starters and it didn't phase them a bit.

Selling: Tennessee's defense, Phil Fulmer, and DC John Chavis. The Vols didn't have what it takes to win on this particular day, but the defensive unit helped Bama's offense -- and JP Wilson in particular -- sparkle. They allowed 17 second half points to get stacked on top of a 24-17 halftime lead. This is one of the worst defenses Tennessee fans have ever had to suffer. It begs the question: does this team give up when they face a two-possession lead in the 3rd quarter?

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<STRIKE>Buying:</STRIKE> Holding: Les Miles. We've already had a polite discussion on the possible size of Miles' brain and 'nads, and the inter-relationship thereof. I've decided that Miles got very, very lucky. We could just as easily be discussing LSU's dashed title hopes this morning after Miles' inexplicable late game maneuverings and decision-making. Better to be lucky than good, so they say, but we don't buy and sell based on luck; so for now, hold.

Selling: Auburn. That's not to say this isn't a good team. Tuberville's a great coach, the defense is the real deal, and Brandon Cox has come alive ever since he was benched. They probably should have beaten LSU on the bayou. But their SEC hopes have been weakened dramatically. Now that they've lost head-to-head with their divisional rival, they'll have to pray for a miracle... and they'll also have to shift uncomfortably in their seats as they root for their most-hated foe (Alabama) to defeat the Tigers.

Buying: Florida. The Gators beat Kentucky -- easily the SEC East's second best team -- in a thriller which also announced that Tim Tebow's Heisman candidacy isn't just a 'sophomoric' oddity. The hulking QB threw for 256 yards and four TDs, while also pounding out 78 yards and a rushing TD on the ground in a turnover-free effort. The stats, while impressive, don't tell the entire story; Tebow made big plays whenever it was required of him, didn't throw a single bad pass and directed the Gator offense to victory. I think Tebow has announced that he's the front-runner for college football's most prestigious award.

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Selling:
South Carolina. A loss to... Vandy? Huh? Nobody saw that one coming. And the way they lost was shocking. The Gamecocks could only manage 6 points against Vanderbilt's 'vaunted' defense... the same team that Auburn trounced 35-7 just two weeks ago. Spurrier played musical quarterbacks throughout the game, but neither redshirt freshman Chris Smelley nor senior Blake Mitchell could make anything happen with the ball in their hands. But you've gotta love Steve Spurrier in his post-game pressers. When asked what he was going to do now, Spurrier said: "Well, we can't trade 'em. So I guess we have to coach 'em."

Buying: Vanderbilt. The last time the Commodores beat a No. 6 team? 1937. Congrats, Vanderbilt fans! Also buying: Bobby Johnson. I'm telling you: Johnson is one of the best coaches in the SEC. Yes, I know his record sucks. But look at how competitive his teams are and how they never quit. To be competitive at Vandy is the equivalent of absolute ownership of the MAC, WAC, and ACC. Johnson would be a great fit at a school like, oh, I don't know... Arkansas. Or Texas A&M. Or Nebraska.

Selling: Mark Richt. Yeah, I know the Dawgs sat idle this weekend. But Richt's comments after losing big to Tennessee two weeks ago still feel like salt in an open wound to Georgia fans: he "wasn't surprised" that Tennessee's line handled his the way that they did. It's even more relevant now that Alabama just destroyed the Vols. Buck up, coach! This is the SEC! Keep playing the role of milquetoast to the hilt and your team's gonna lose a lot of games. On the plus side, they do get to use this bye-week to rest and prepare for Florida in the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.
 
Mike Donoghue's football career is over
By Mike Section: News
Posted on Sun Oct 21, 2007 at 03:26:45 PM EDT
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Awful news from the gridiron as starting sophomore right guard Mike Donoghue has been diagnosed with congenital spinal stenosis and will never play football again.
CSS is an inherited condition characterized by a progressive narrowing of the spinal canal. Continuing to take part in something where so much contact is involved would put Donoghue at great risk of severely injuring his spinal chord.
According to the U of L Sports Information Department, Donoghue met with specialists in Indianapolis on Friday and it was determined that his spinal cord has tightened and that there is no fluid in that region to protect the spinal cord from further injury.
"I feel for Mike a great deal," said head coach Steve Kragthorpe. "Mike was developing into a good football player, but he was also a tremendous person. We are disappointed he will no longer have the opportunity to play football at Louisville, but he will always be a member of the Cardinals' football family. Our thoughts and prayers are with Mike during this difficult time."
Donoghue began the spring below Marcel Benson on the depth chart at right guard, but moved into the starter's role when Benson was diagnosed with the heart condition Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome after experiencing an irregular heart beat on the last day of spring practice. He started the first seven games of the season before missing Friday's game against Connecticut, where he was replaced by junior college transfer Abdul Kuyateh. Obviously this is terrible news for everyone involved, but especially for Donoghue himself, who was really having a fine season and who I wish nothing but the best for from here on out.
 
MAYBE SUNDAY QUARTERBACK SHOULD TAKE MORE RISKS
By SMQ
Posted on Sun Oct 21, 2007 at 04:15:45 PM EDT
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Moving quickly today...
SMQ WATCHED...
...with various degrees of vigilance... LSU 30 AUBURN 24
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There's a fine line between gutsiness and insanity, and for the second time in three weeks, Les Miles straddles it in equal parts inspirational believer, calculating tactician, yipping cowboy and unwitting loose cannon - in his postgame with Holly Rowe, Miles said he wasn't worried about the time on LSU's winning drive because his team had "18, 16 seconds left," when, at the snap of the culimnating touchdown, there were eight seconds. Against Florida, the fourth down odds were consistently in LSU's favor, but staring at a 40-yard field goal to win the game with the clock running down, a floating pass to the back of the end zone was not. Then again, to the victor go the spoils, when you dare greatly, etc. Entering its much needed bye week after by far the toughest string of games of any contender to this point, LSU is probably still a favorite to play in the mythical championship game (more on that race later this evening).
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I continue to be impressed with Auburn's gameplanning and execution in these big games, and in part that comes from my perception (perhaps flawed) of Brandon Cox as a makeshift option at best against top tier SEC defenses and the lack of game-breaking ability around him - Auburn does not seem to me at all to have the big play ability of LSU or Florida, or even Kentucky, and can't do anything like what Arkansas does in the running game on a pretty consistent basis. But the Tigers have now come out on the road against Florida and LSU and moved the ball with steady, unspectacular running, controlled play-action passing and a move-the-chains mentality that burns up the time those more potent attacks might have to do their own damage. They have also been extremely proficient at playing with the lead, scoring early and keeping the entire playbook open. Against Florida, Auburn held the Gators to a scant 55 snaps on nine possessions, so even though UF moved the ball relatively well, a couple turnovers and a missed field goal proved extremely costly and put the Tigers in a position to win in the closing seconds.

Saturday, LSU had a dozen possessions, two of which ended in a fumble (leading directly to an Auburn touchdown) and an interception. Auburn was efficient enough with its counters, draws, bootlegs, hooks, outs, easy throws to embark on three long, five-minute scoring drives - one of them a potential game-winner at the end of an otherwise dismal half - and disciplined enough to avoid turnovers on its other seven possessions, all of which ended in punts, and so were still in a position to win despite being completely, thoroughly dominated for the bulk of the second half:
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LSU's six drives in the third and fourth quarters produced five scores for 23 points, the one failure the result of a bizarre drop/tip by an outrageously open receiver that happened to float into the hands of an Auburn safety. Auburn patiently tried to pound the ball, held it for five and a half more minutes than LSU, avoided the big mistake and generated two crucial turnovers, and it wasn't enough because LSU was just better - like, two and a half yards per snap better, which over 60 snaps should be pretty significant. Again, Auburn deserves respect for forcing the outcome to one fairly crazy call in spite of this fact.
• The decision to eschew the field goal at the end - whether LSU intended to do so or not, its eggs really were all in the basket of Matt Flynn's final lob - only makes sense if Colt David is unreliable from that distance, which could have been part of the thought process. David's only attempted two kicks from beyond 40 yards this year, missing both of them, and also had a big miss from a shorter distance against Florida (which may have led to a decision to fake a field goal with Matt Flynn at a critical point in that game) and missed a much longer game-winner wide that could have beaten Kentucky at the end of regulation last week. There's no doubt he would have lined up for the kick if the pass had fallen incomplete and there was any time left, but his inconsistency in the past may have led to the decision to let 'er rip. That and Les Miles' apparently testicle-dominated thought process. • Matt Flynn played his best game as a starter in terms of yards, touchdowns, accuracy and clutch heroics, and at a good time, too, as the potential virtues of an all-Perrilloux approach were beginning to look more and more attractive next to Flynn's within-the-offense outings the last four weeks. Admittedly, he's been plagued from the beginning by his putty-handed receivers (and was again Saturday night on his only interception, which found its wide open target but was comically flubbed into Auburn hands), but the offense looked like the complete, balanced nightmare its on-paper talent has promised for the first time. The return of Early Doucet after a five-game absence can't be underestimated in that observation; it's no coincidence that the jump in productivity from the passing game and the offense as a whole - the Tigers still averaged five yards per carry and had five runs of at least 17 yards - coincides with the return of its go-to receiver.

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This is specific to the Tigers' success in the second half, and maybe for the rest of the season: of Doucet's seven catches, six of them came in the second half, the longest a 33-yarder on 3rd-and-9 that set up a field goal on the opening drive of the third quarter. Another went for 21 yards, another for 17 yards, and all six of Doucet's second half catches resulted in first downs. Flynn threw incomplete in his direction on four other occasions. Remember: LSU scored 45 and 48 points against Mississippi State and Virginia Tech with Doucet in the lineup in the first two games, and racked up 23 in a single half once it committed to his involvement against one of the toughest defenses in the conference. With the Tigers still running the ball as well as they have all year and tight end Richard Dickson emerging as a steady possession receiver, the addition of another, more reliable big play threat to the defense's thought process is frightening.

• I did think it was interesting that the Tigers tried a gimmick ripped directly from Florida's playbook with Perrilloux in the game, faking the empty-backfield draw and looking for a shot downfield. Where Tebow burned Kentucky for a touchdown, though (just as he did against Tennessee), Perrilloux was hit as he threw and misfired badly in Doucet's general direction. He didn't try another pass and was less an influence in the offense overall after the killer fumble in the second quarter.
FLORIDA 45 KENTUCKY 37
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Both quarterbacks were obviously brilliant, or, alternatively, both defenses were equally hapless. There were 20 non-half-ending possessions in this game, and eight of them ended in "Passing Touchdown"; another four ended in "Rushing Touchdown" or "Field Goal Good." Under those circumstances, the difference in the game was probably the two first half drives for Kentucky that ended, consecutively, "Field Goal Missed" and "Turnover on Downs."
It was pretty obvious at that point Florida's corners were no match for Andre' Woodson, after he dropped four passes over their heads to Dicky Lyons and Steve Johnson on the Wildcats' first two drives. It doesn't take much, though: UK's promising second half possession bogged down when the Cats offensive line was overrun in the red zone, allowing back-to-back sacks that led to a missed 48-yard field goal, and - following the aforementioned fake draw/touchdown bomb by Tebow to Louis Murphy, which is almost illegal in its undefendability - another sustained Kentucky drive ended well inside of Florida territory when Woodson lobbed a ball out of bounds on fourth down (in the same spot, it's worth noting, that he'd missed Keenan Burton moments before, pulling Burton out of bounds on a would-be touchdown when he'd easily beaten Jacques Rickerson for the tying score).
From that point, the offenses were even: four touchdowns and one field goal apiece. It only took those momentary breakdowns to make the difference.
• Gary Danielson harped on this, and he's right about the amazing level of reliance Florida's offense places on Tebow, especially considering the amount of talent it has at every position. The entire system operates through his ability to run, whether he actually is running or not (as often as not, he is: he had 20 carries Saturday, in addition to his 26 passes, meaning he was primarily accountable on 46 of Florida's 63 plays, 73 percent); Florida is more wholly Tebow's team right now than any team is to any other player, even Woodson (who handled 68 percent of Kentucky's plays), in the same way Vince Young was everything for Texas a few years ago, and Saturday was the third time (Tennessee and Ole Miss were the first two) he's lived up to that promise. The Gators had a chance to beat LSU and Auburn by playing defense, but here, when Kentucky was moving nearly at will, answering score for score, the margin of error for Tebow was nil. And he made no significant errors.
• The same can generally be said for Woodson, too, who had a 425-yard. five-touchdown game with no interceptions, after all, and reminded us a) how much a real quarterback can mean to an offense that would otherwise be lost the second it set foot on the field, and b) what a liability Florida's defense has been and will continue to be to its SEC championship ambitions. The youngsters played well in tight coverage against Tennessee, but have been exposed in a variety of fashions in consecutive games now by Auburn, LSU and Kentucky. Both sets of Tigers were more interested than Kentucky in grinding the clock with the running game, but in an up-tempo passing match, Woodson's tremendous success only casts doubt on the secondary and puts pressure on the Gator offense to score virtually every time it touches the ball. This will linger against Georgia next week and South Carolina down the road, and the SEC championship, if applicable.
MICHIGAN 27 ILLINOIS 17
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I'm not allowed to love Mike Hart the way Michigan fans love Mike Hart, the kind of love that isn't possible, but I do like, like the kid a lot, for his central, untiring role in the Wolverines' offense and especially now for his inability to stand on the sidelines even when he's in street clothes. From the start, Hart was in the Wolverines' huddle every chance he got, still working to be the spark plug, at least, if he couldn't be the engine.
But the story of this game is really the maligned Wolverine defense, still facing so many questions about its ability to handle athletic quarterbacks working out of the shotgun, which now has the hides of Juice Williams and Eddie McGee to show doubters. Rashard Mendenhall had a solid, workmanlike game (18 carries for 85), but had no runs longer than 13 yards, while Williams and McGee were from the start mostly meat: the quarterbacks combined for 29 yards on ten carries, and went backwards on a majority of those - Williams finished with 17 yards despite one scamper for 23 (the one occasion on which Michigan's defensive tackle, unblocked, was made to look completely ridiculous in his confusion), and McGee had 12 despite breaking loose once for a 16-yard gain.
The spread running games of Appalachian State and Oregon, and Ohio State before them, brought an element against the Wolverines that Illinois did not: a functional passing game. Armanti Edwards probably does not measure up to Williams or McGee physically, but he found passing lanes early that kept Michigan decidedly on its heels, and Illinois never found such a rhythm. After Williams' touchdown pass on the Illini's first snap of the game, he and McGee combined to complete 13 of 25 for 90 yards, good for only about seven yards per completion. Oregon and Appalchian averaged about 16 per catch. The Illini weren't able to stretch the field or create space in zones in the same way, and Michigan was that much more decisive about its assignments in a one-dimensional context.
• Michigan's entire offense stepped up in Hart's absence, a credit primarily to the offensive line. With time, Chad Henne was mostly sharp - and it was Henne on every Michigan scoring drive; Ryan Mallett's possessions resulted in zero points - and Carlos Brown had probably the best game of any back in Hart's place since No. 20 stepped on campus (the only other 100-yard effort: Jerome Jackson vs. a truly atrocious Northwestern defense in 2005).
When it came to the game-winning touchdown drive, though, it wasn't Henne, or Brown, or Manningham, or the enduring spirit of Hart in proxy that propelled the Wolverines down the field. It was Illinois:
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With the game on the line, the Illini accounted for a 15-yard penalty on what would have otherwise resulted in a 4th-and-11, a second 15-yard penalty for a late hit on the following snap, and, after a stop, the critical fumble that put the ball at the Illini 13-yard line. On a 78-yard "drive," Michigan's offense actually accounted for 19 yards. Great throw by Arrington for the touchdown, though.
That kind of mental breakdown is reminiscent of old Illinois, which constantly gave games away on turnovers and other flimsy premises, and was the second such breakdown in as many games: last week's loss to Iowa came after a simple illegal formation call negated a long, go-ahead touchdown pass in the fourth quarter, when all the offending receiver had to do was recognize he needed to take a step back before the snap tomake sure he wasn't covering up the tight end. Illinois might be undefeated now if not for dumb penalties, fumbles and other mental mistakes, which remain absolutely epidemic.
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The stats of this game are eerily even: 387 yards to 386, 25 first downs apiece, five-point final score. Watching it, though, there was never the feeling Indiana was really in the game in the second half.
This is mainly due to Penn State's physical dominance. As quickly as Indiana began the game - the Hoosiers opened with an easy, 10-play, 80 yard touchdown drive - and as impressive as Kellen Lewis and lanky receiver James Hardy looked most of the time, the IU defense was never up to stopping Evan Royster and Rodney Kinlaw, or even fullback Matt Hahn, who popped through the line on random quick-hitters that worked for 43 yards on just five attempts. The most direct beneficiary of this was Anthony Morelli, who had time to look like a perfectly competent quarterback, and finished with a pair of nice-looking touchdown passes as a result.
The only thing that kept this from being a blowout in the second half was the Nittany Lions' inability to convert on scoring opportunities: off a muffed punt and a pair of fumbles by Lewis in the third and early fourth quarter, PSU was only able to generate three field goals, allowing the Hoosiers to stay in the game with a post-turnover field goal that narrowed the margin to seven points early in the third and a long touchdown drive at the start of the fourth that put the lead back at five. It wasn't until the Lions ate up four minutes on a 77-yard drive in the middle of the fourth in response to that IU touchdown, the last 38 of that on the ground, that it really felt like a 12-point lead would be enough to hold the Hoosiers off with four minutes to play. And it still almost wasn't: Lewis busted a 56-yard touchdown run that cut the margin to five on the Hoosiers' next possession, and was bringing the offense out from its own five with a little under a minute to play when his third lost fumble of the half sealed Indiana's fate.
There's a good chance, without those gaffes, that Lewis would have gotten enough done to win this game for the Hoosiers, but given the short fields Penn State actually had in the second half and Indiana's seeming inability to handle the Lion running game, the final probably should have been worse.
CONNECTICUT 21 LOUISVILLE 17
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Only one thing really sticks with me from this game, and I don't want to overstate it, because the underrated Sean McDonough and Chris Spielman did a fine job of pounding it into the ground on the broadcast and it didn't exactly decide the game, but Larry Taylor's punt return to tie the game in the third quarter was an egregious oversight:
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Unbelievable, but probably also mitigated in the third quarter by an equally terrible call that negated a UConn fumble recovery at the one-yard line. A UConn punt apparently hit a Louisville player and rolled inside the five, where the Huskies obviously recovered it, but the officials ruled the ball dead where it had hit the player at the 16, where Louisville took over. No explanation for the call, and, worse, no replay, just as there had been no replay on the fair catch call. There's no excuse for either play to go without a second look, especially when those looks were so obvious to anyone watching on TV. A terrible performance by the Big East crew, but at least terrible in both directions.
• Brian Brohm got plenty of love from ESPN and even Spielman's pro scout brother on the sideline as a future first round pick, but he ultimately did not play well at all. It might have been a result of the heavy rain, but all of his 29 completions were short dump-offs, and he wound up throwing three interceptions. The Cardinals' only extended drive, a 14-play, seven-minute, 78-yard march in the third quarter, resulted in a field goal; Louisville's other points came on a short field (39 yards in the first quarter) and a fumble return at the start of the fourth. When UConn finally went ahead - the Huskies busted out on consecutive drives covering 50 and 71 yards in the fourth, the only times all game long Louisville's defense really looked like Louisville's defense as we've known it the rest of the year - Brohm's comeback effort was marred by a badly, badly underthrown ball that was picked off to seal the win with a few seconds left. It wasn't a desperation throw, as there was some time to pick up first downs, and it was exactly what Louisville wanted from the defense: the receiver had beaten a linebacker man-to-man and was going to split the safeties for a probably touchdown if the ball was well thrown. Brohm just floated it short, where the trailing backer made the pick.
I like Brohm a lot - I've generally considered him the best passer in the country and gave Louisville a chance to hang in the Big East race based on his talents - but for once, he did not look like a first round prospect. UConn, meanwhile, did not show anything creative or particularly noteworthy on offense (to put it kindly), but responded at exactly the right moments and remains undefeated in-conference. Glimpses
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<• Oklahoma 17, Iowa State 7: The crowd here was impressive, jacked and loud as long as the Cyclones stayed in the game, but Iowa State missed too many chances for an upset this huge. In the first half, Brent Culbertson badly a missed a field goal to go up 10-0 after a drive inside the OU 20, and the Cyclones were stuffed on 4th-and-1 from the Sooner 11 on their next possession. Later, with a chance to tie in the fourth quarter, Iowa State converted a fourth down inside the OU ten, only to throw a bad, bad interception into a crowded end zone that effectively ended the game. There's no way to win a game like this without taking advantage of all of those opportunities.

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Still a reach, maybe, but the Big 12 North is closer to Kansas' grasp every week.
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Kansas 19, Colorado 14: Down 3-0, Colorado ran this terrific trick in the third quarter, possibly the first ever fake broken play: Cody Hawkins stumbled coming out from under center, spread his hands wide like he was bracing himself to gain his balance while tailback Hugh Charles ran into the line as if he'd missed a handoff. The secondary, obviously thinking Hawkins was either going to fall on the ball or scramble for a harmless run back to the line of scrimmage, naturally let go of its responsibility for a second, allowing tight end Tyson Devree to escape upfield for a wide open touchdown after Hawkins had gathered himself.

It was a momentum-changing play to put CU up 7-3, and Kansas' response may be the most impressive part of this win: the Jayhawks took the ensuing possession 58 yards for a touchdown in five plays, reestablishing the lead, then turning a subsequent interception into a field goal and driving 94 yards for another touchdown on the next possession, on a pretty tight end throwback on the goalline. Colorado scored another touchdown, but that drive, 15 plays over a little more than seven minutes into the fourth quarter, was effectively the back-breaker.
Not to alarm you, but Kansas is 7-0, and this is its remaining schedule before a possible date in the Big 12 championship: at Texas A&M, Nebraska, at Oklahoma State, Iowa State, Missouri. There has to be a loss in there, right? I mean, right?
Upwards...
Conceit...
SMQ was right about: Nebraska was a two or three-point favorite over Texas A&M, and I understand the full-scale retreat from the Aggies, but hasn't anyone been paying attention to the incapacitating meltdown in Lincoln? Texas A&M, I noted Friday, still has a running game to take to the flailing Husker defense, from which I guessed the Aggies would win 34-17; Saturday, TAMU ran for well over 300 yards and won 36-14, five points off the prediction.
• I gave Notre Dame a little too much credit in projecting a 38-7 USC win - the Trojans buried the Irish 38-0 instead. . . . My pick of Michigan 24, Illinois 16 was four points off, even without Mike Hart in the lineup: Michigan 27, Illinois 17. . . . Ohio State 26, Michigan State 20 was five points off as well: OSU 24, MSU 17. . . . Other correct picks, though less accurate in the final score: Florida over Kentucky, LSU over Auburn, Missouri over Texas Tech, Penn State over Indiana, Oklahoma State over Kansas State.
...and Contrition...
SMQ was wrong about: Tennessee...what are we supposed to think about Tennessee? I noted Friday I had left the Vols for dead after their second bad loss in three weeks at Florida, then pegged them for new life after the blowout win over Georgia and observed UT "looks like it's found the identity on that side the Tide hasn't yet grasped," to the tune of 27-19 over `Bama. Yeah, never mind: only 32 points off, in the wrong direction. Tennessee's identity now, if it has one, must be "no defense."
• Kansas needed another tough road win to make me a believer after its puffy soft schedule, and got a solid one at Colorado, in a much lower scoring game than I imagined. . . . UCLA's win over Cal was in the point range I predicted, but on the wrong side of the final. . . . Miami's win over Florida State, besides being an unexpected Hurricane win, was almost three times as prolific on the scoreboard than the defensive slog I predicted in FSU's favor. . . . I nailed Virginia's point total against Maryland (18), but didn't think it would be enough to win, which it was (though only barely, 18-17). . . . And I almost nailed UConn's total (I gave the Huskies 24, when they put up 21), but vastly overestimated Louisville's offense in an ill-fated attempt to get back on the Cardinals' bandwagon after their win over Cincinnati. Box Scorin'
Making sense of what I didn't see.
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Alabama 41, Tennessee 17: There's no mystery here: Tennessee's secondary cannot cover. I can't speak to the Vols' pass rush - John Parker Wilson was sacked once, which doesn't say anything about the pressure or, more likely, lack thereof in his bang-draped face - but it pays at some point to pay extra attention to the opposing team's best receiver, which either did not happen or was completely ineffective against D.J. Hall, who had 13 for 185 and two touchdowns and hopefully will get some of the attention that's eluded his solid career to date. There are some good things to say about Alabama's mindset here - it was aggressive with its advantages and did not sit on a small lead; how many previous `Bama regimes would call 46 passes in a game the Tide led throughout and won going away? - but mainly this was just a disaster for the Volunteers: `Bama scored on eight of its first ten drives and punted only once until was up by the final 25-point margin in the fourth quarter. Alabama is still alive in the SEC West with Auburn and LSU to come, and Tennessee is basically done without a turnaround and some improbable help against Florida.

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Vanderbilt 17, South Carolina 6: It seems South Carolina got itself into an immediate hole with a couple of turnovers and its gameplan went out the window in favor of gunning of the not-so-fun variety. Is there any other way to explain 50 dropbacks by shaky USC quarterbacks when the Cocks' best offensive weapon, Cory Boyd, only carried the ball five times all game? And average 9.8 on those carries? Going through play-by-play, I counted four runs total by Boyd and Mike Davis in the first half; they finished with eleven, which doesn't seem tenable to winning a conference game. That's what happens, I guess, when you turn the ball over for points on your first two possessions - Vandy's scoring drives = 9, 24 and 43 yards.

Ohio State 24, Michigan State 17: The longer the season goes, the more attractive the Buckeyes look for the simplest of virtues: in a season of constant turmoil, OSU takes care of its business and goes home a winner. Michigan State is not a powerhouse by any measure, but the Spartans were on an impressive run offensively and especially in the running game. Its offensive totals Saturday: 185 yards, 2.1 per carry, nine first downs, three points. Ohio State's offense had to make this interesting by giving up a couple turnovers for touchdowns in the third quarter, but it was never really in doubt, was it? It might make sense to compare this Ohio State team to the 2002 team, which was stylistically identical to a frightening degree, but this version has neither the big wins nor the incredible drama of its championship predecessor. It just wins the games it's supposed to win.
More on the Buckeyes later this week, as they've flown too far under the radar for such a clear frontrunner.
UCLA 30, California 21: The first focus naturally is and probably should be on Nate Longshore's three interceptions, especially the badly underthrown ball on Alterraun Verner's icing interception return, but the numbers show a physical win for L.A.: Cal, one of the most consistent running teams in the country, was stuffed for 67 yards on the ground, and Justin Forsett, a career six-yards-per-carry runner, had a long run of 13 on 25 carries. The Bruins' Kahlil Bell, on the other hand, ran for 142, making things much easier for Patrick Cowan, who was unspectacular but also did not throw an interception. The fundamental assumption was that Cal would reassume its contender role with Longshore back in the lineup, but in the second half, the Bears had one solid scoring drive (67 yards) and six others that ended in a speedy punt or a third-and-long interception.
Miami 37, Florida State 29: This score could fool you into thinking this was an offensive game, but only the sense that the offenses were, as usual, offensive. Or at least the quarterbacks were: both sides completed fewer than 50 percent of their passes and combined for five interceptions; there were nine turnovers altogether. Given last year's pathetic rushing performance in this game, the running backs were very good: Antone Smith had 114 yards for FSU and Graig Cooper and Javarris James combined for 153 for Miami. But ultimately it was still the defenses that won it: each side scored a defensive touchdown, and five of the offensive scoring "drives" covered 20 yards or less. A big win for Miami, in the larger scheme of the conference race, but not anything revelatory or corner-turning. North Dakota State 27, Minnesota 21. I criticized Minnesota for scheduling a I-AA game as a rule, but nothing surprised me about the Bison's win in the Metrodome except maybe NDSU's defense, which held the usually fast-moving Gophers to 307 total yards. In fact, this game was nowhere near as close as the score suggests: NDSU ran for 394 yards, had nine drives longer than 40 yards and had a 14-minute advantage in time of possession. I want you to read that again: a I-AA team ran for 394 yards against a Big Ten defense, 263 of those yards by one player, Tyler Roehl, who averaged 12 per carry. All told, the Bison averaged eight yards per snap. We knew already that Minnesota is bad, and North Dakota State is the top-ranked team in the Championship Subdivision (though ineligible for said championship, apparently, as it's still in the "transition period"), but please, Gophers, that is a bottom barrell disgrace.

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Clemson racked up 656 yards of total offense against Central Michigan - 315 passing, 341 rushing. Cullen Harper completed 20 of 22 passes. . . . After allowing 250 yards per game rushing over its last three in the Big Ten, Wisconsin held Northern Illinois to minus-13 on the ground and six first downs. . . . Wake Forest's Kenneth Moore had 181 yards and two touchdowns on 15 catches against Navy, more passes than the Midshipmen even attempted. . . . Texas had two 100-yard rushers and outran Nebraska 359-130, though the Huskers averaged six yards per carry before sacks. . . . Houston outgained UAB by 316 yards, 309 rushing. . . . Arizona forced turnovers on Stanford's first three possessions of the second half, turned all of them into three points and lost, 21-20. . . . Ohio U. of Ohio and Toledo combined for 1,033 yards, 50 first downs and nine turnovers, seven by the Bobcats in a 43-40 loss. . . . Holy god: Oregon rushed for 465 yards and six touchdowns on 7.5 per carry against Washington, with a long gain of just 32 - UO picked up an unbelievable 39 first downs. Jonathan Stewart had 251 and Dennis Dixon was a yard away from giving the Ducks three different 100-yard rushers. . . . And Tulane's Matt Forte singlehandedly rushed for 342 yards and four touchdowns on nine per carry in the Green Wave's 41-34 win over SMU.
 
Ian Johnson will miss Fresno State game

<!-- STORYHEADLINE --><!-- /STORYHEADLINE --><!-- STORYBODY --> RUSTON, La. — Boise State star tailback Ian Johnson will miss a second consecutive game Friday when the Broncos play a critical WAC contest at Fresno State, coach Chris Petersen said after Saturday's 45-31 victory against Louisiana Tech.Johnson has a bruised kidney and did not make the trip to Ruston, La. He became the Broncos' eighth starter to miss a game with an injury this year.
"(Doctors) decided he should sit two games," Petersen said, "and as long as the X-rays kind of check out like they think they're going to, then we should get him back for San Jose (on Nov. 3)."
Johnson was injured during the Oct. 14 game against Nevada, although it's unclear when. He hobbled off the field after scoring a touchdown in the fourth overtime.
Johnson told the media Wednesday that he was OK. However, heand the team found out later that day about the injured kidney, Petersen said.
This is the second time Johnson has suffered an injury to his internal organs. He was hospitalized in November 2006 with a partially collapsed lung, an injury that forced him to miss a blowout win over Utah State.
The junior also suffered broken ribs and a torn knee ligament last season.
Johnson was on pace for the first 2,000-yard season of combined rushing and receiving yards in school history. He has 693 rushing yards, 247 receiving yards and 10 TDs.
He said Wednesday that a Nevada defender was taking cheap shots at him.
"I had one guy just trying to find me every play, trying to get a cheap shot on me," he said. "I won't name any names because I'm not like that."
True freshman D.J. Harper started in place of Johnson and had 12 carries for 22 yards. Redshirt freshman Jeremy Avery, however, took full advantage with 21 carries for 110 yards and a TD and four catches for 79 yards and another TD. His touchdowns covered 25 and 20 yards.
"He's been a lot like Ian was (as a freshman) — every time we put him in, he's a very productive runner," Petersen said.
The Broncos' other scholarship tailbacks are redshirt freshman Jarvis Hodge, who has been a non-factor this season, and true freshman Doug Martin, who is scheduled to redshirt.
Martin made the trip to Ruston but did not play.
 
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The hot and not aspects of the college football world this week.
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Who’s Hot …
Air Force RB Chad Hall
Is he a wide receiver? Is he a running back? Does it matter? The senior has become the centerpiece of the resurgent Air Force attack, turning into the biggest weapon in the running game over a three game stretch. He ran 18 times for 169 yards and two touchdowns in a win over UNLV, followed it up with a 31 carry, 256-yard, four score day against Colorado State, and this week, in a win over Wyoming, he ran 28 times for 167 yards, and caught two passes for four yards and a score. He leads the Mountain West in all-purpose yards.

Rutgers RB Ray Rice
Rutgers might have cooled off with a two-game losing streak before beating South Florida, but that didn't necessarily include Rice, who has only run for fewer than 94 yards this year, and that was because he only carried it 12 times in a 59-0 win over Norfolk State. Talk about being the workhorse, he has carried the ball 109 times over the last three games for 471 yards and four touchdowns. He has 999 yards and 13 scores, with a receiving touchdown, on the season.

Tulane RB Matt Forte
Tulane might not be all that great, but it's been more than competitive thanks to the running of its senior runner. Forte ran for 303 yards and five scores against SE Louisiana several weeks ago, but has turned it up another notch over the last three games rushing for 202 yards and two scores against Army, 209 yards and a touchdown against UAB, and 342 yards and four touchdowns in a win over SMU. He leads the nation in rushing.

Virginia in close games
A win by one or 101 still counts the same, but Virginia is pushing it. After pulling off a late 18-17 win over Maryland, five of the seven wins have been decided by a touchdown or less, and the last three wins, over Middle Tennessee, UConn and Maryland, have been decided by a grand total of four points. A trip to NC State is up next.

West Virginia's defense
Everyone knows about Pat White, Steve Slaton, and the high-powered West Virginia offense, currently 12th in the nation in yards and second in rushing, but the defense that was so suspect and such a question mark coming into the season, has been a surprising rock. The Mountaineers, not South Florida, Cincinnati or Rutgers, lead the Big East in total defense and rank fourth in the country, They're also allowing just 16.57 points per game, good for tenth in the nation.
Who’s Not … [FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif][/FONT] Central Michigan in non-conference gamesIt's not a plus for the MAC when its best team is getting obliterated by almost everyone outside the league. So far, CMU is 3-0 in MAC play, beating Toledo, Northern Illinois and Ball State by a combined score of 145 to 79, and beat Army 47-23, but lost to Kansas, Purdue, North Dakota State, and Clemson by a combined score of 211 to 57. That's an average of 52.75 to 14.25
Washington QB Jake Locker's accuracyThere's no question that Locker is one of college football's most exciting young talents. Now he has to figure out how to throw on a consistent basis. He threw four touchdown passes in the loss to Oregon, and has 11 touchdown passes to just nine interceptions so far, but he has completed just 48% of his throws, and in Pac 10 play, he has completed just 52 of 123 passes, or 42%.

Tennessee on the road
Tennessee beat Mississippi State 33-21 two weeks ago in Starkville. That's been it for the production away from Knoxville so far this year, with the Vols losing to Cal, Florida and Alabama by a combined score of 145 to 68, or an average of 48 to 23. Fortunately, the next four games are at home before finishing up on the road at Kentucky.
Minnesota's run defenseIn the weekly picking on Minnesota, where things have gone from bad to worse after losing to North Dakota State 27-21, the Gophers aren't just dead last in America in pass defense and total defense, they're also giving up 192 yards per game on the ground. NDSU, a provisional D-I team who's not even eligible for the FCS playoffs despite being unbeaten and considered the nation's best D-IAA squad, ran for 394. In other words, Michigan's Mike Hart, who gets the Gophers next week.

Conference USA pass defenses
Where are the Conference USA secondaries? East Carolina (118th in the nation), UTEP (117th), East Carolina (116th), SMU (111th), Tulsa (106th) and Tulane (102nd) are all having problems slowing down passing games. With several shootouts, the passing games have flourished, but the defensive backs, and defenses overall, have simply been that bad. Of the league's 12 teams, ten are ranked 76th or lower in pass defense.
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Texas -21? I feel like fading Nebraska from now on...Might try getting some money back from ISU and take Mizzou -28, too. They blew their wads on OU, and Mizzou's ready to roll on a cupcake...
 
Massive fires here and may have to evacuate soon, but still working.

Power keeps going out.

Counselor--Mizzou/ISU is a no touch for me. At least right now. I'd be leaning toward ISU. Same with Texas. At 4 scores I'd be leaning to Nebraska.
 
Will Kansas Lose?

Posted Oct 22nd 2007 12:08PM by Brian Grummell
Filed under: Kansas Football, Big 12, The Word
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Congratulations, Kansas football. You're #9 in the latest BCS rankings. You're 7-0 and have at least one good-looking female fan (above).

But are you for real?

You have to look back to 1995 to find a Kansas team this relevant. Those Jayhawks went 10-2 and earned a 51-30 Aloha Bowl victory over UCLA. That same team also suffered humiliating defeats to Kansas State (41-7) and Nebraska (41-3). This season's Kansas State and Nebraska - Texas and Oklahoma - aren't even on the schedule!

Credit is due for playing as well as they have against the early schedule. That's the mark of a solid, legitimate team. But nobody is really taking these Jayhawks seriously as a top-10 team until that full schedule is played out. The victory over rival Kansas State was impressive and they did what Oklahoma couldn't in beating Colorado.

However . . .

The meat of the schedule lies ahead.

Kansas' next five (or six) games:

@ Texas A&M, Nebraska, @ Oklahoma State, Iowa State, Missouri, Big 12 Championship Game (maybe)

With Texas A&M and Nebraska falling apart, those look winnable. Same with the Iowa State game. That leaves Oklahoma State and Missouri for potential losses. Or maybe Kansas does the impossible and goes undefeated through the regular season.

The run defense to date has been stout, allowing just 78 yards/game. Quarterback Todd Reesing has been a revelation with his command of the offense and extra shot of mobility. He's backup up by a hard-working tandem of backs in Jake Sharp and Brandon McAnderson. There's some nice pieces there. But are they enough? And can they be taken seriously compared to what's available at LSU, Florida, Ohio State, Oregon and Oklahoma?
 
LES MILES BRAIN X-RAYED.

Some nights, a magical Viking spirit approaches your liver and says, “Tonight, you’re riding with Hrothgar, mortal.” And Hrothgar the Immortal and Reckless Viking Spirit of Glorious Intoxication rides with you, burninating all that the opponents of the bartending world toss at you: beer, exotic, flaming shots, cocktails, things served in human skulls with umbrellas, whatever. It all falls like so many lesser soldiers to the mighty club of your indomitable liver.
So impressive is your drinking that policemen offer you their cars to drive drunk home with the lights on and siren blaring, handing you loaded weapons out of respect and reverence. Women fall into your arms; gambling wins flutter effortlessly into your pocket. You may, in fact, scream domino and drive the winning tile through the card table as if you were in a video. And just like in the video, you will not be shot by bystanders, but instead nodded at in fear and awe by bystanders, friends and foes alike.
That, friends, is what Les Miles is experiencing right now as head coach of LSU. He has balls for brains, and in 2007, that’s been nearly enough. He rides with Hrothgar right now, which means get out of the way, or taste the blade, peasant.
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Image courtesy of photoshop ninja LSUFreek of TigerDroppings.com.
 
CURSING: ALIVE AND WELL IN NCAA FOOTBALL

Basketball coaches will be technical’d if they use expletives on the sideline, per a new initiative by the NCAA going into effect this season. One curse word is a warning and a technical foul; a second would lead to an ejection. We look for Bobby Knight to coach exactly three games this season for Texas Tech with the introduction of this rule. He will be substituted for in these games by football coach Mike Leach, who will lead the highest scoring offense in NCAA basketball in his absence.
We think this is bullshit, of course, but don’t necessarily fear for the great sideline profanity artists of NCAA football. There’s more people on the sidelines at a D-1 football game than at a Wu-Tang or Gogol Bordello concert, making such a rule completely unenforceable in practice. Plus there’s a direct correlation between coaches who curse and quality, we think. Examples:
1. Pete Carroll’s cross-field chat with Mike Bellotti.

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2. Will “BOOM” Muschamp’s “encouragement” of his defense against Arkansas.

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3. Jim Boeheim, Syracuse basketball coach, emphasizes just how important Jerry McNamara is to Syracuse basketball.

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4. And, of course, the greatest secondhand coaching profanity-laden tirade ever, Wesley Woodyard’s imitation of Rich Brooks.

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From thewizardofodds.blogspot.com:

Why Kentucky Didn't Kick the Extra Point


A big cheer went up Las Vegas sportsbooks Saturday when Kentucky, a seven-point underdog, scored a touchdown as time expired against Florida. The Wildcats, seven-point underdogs, had just cut the deficit to 45-37 and were an extra point from giving their financial backers a push.

But there was no conversion attempt. The Wildcats simply walked off the field, giving Florida backers the victory and enraging those who had wagered on Kentucky.

So what happened? An NCAA rule put in play last season states that "if a touchdown is scored during a down in which time in the fourth period expires, the try shall not be attempted unless the point(s) would affect the outcome of the game."

Las Vegas Hilton sportsbook director Jay Kornegay, above, said the game was one of the more heavily bet of the day. As word of the rule spread throughout the sportsbook, the emotional swing among bettors is one he won't soon forget.

"The reversal of fortune happened within just a few seconds. It was priceless," he said.
 
Trying to Put 1-7 in Perspective Going Into The Bye Week
By CW Section: Football
Posted on Mon Oct 22, 2007 at 07:29:25 AM EDT
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As we recap the first two-thirds of the Irish season this week, things will probably be very critical. Obviously no one is happy about the current state of affairs, and any baby steps taken in a positive direction following the 38-0 loss to Michigan were taken right back in the 38-0 loss to Southern Cal. We're like Gene Wilder walking down the stairs in Willy Wonka, but I don't feel like we're ever going to get to that delicious river of chocolate.
Still, before we lay into Charlie Weis, the "veteran leaders," and other members of the coaching staff, let's put a few things in perspective.
  1. <LI value=1>Our offense could conceivably be the worst in the last decade and one of the worst of all-time. seriously. It's not good, people.
    <LI value=2>Despite that rather disheartening fact and after an effort where you might find it hard to recruit a Notre Dame student to come to another Notre Dame game, Weis got a verbal from five-star ultra wide receiver Michael Floyd. Rob, our recruiting guru here, was sure Saturday night we'd lose at least three players from the class that have already committed, and while it's still very possible we might, this is one positive sign and this is another that things might not totally collapse come signing day. Hat tip to the Alumni guys on Madison for showing Floyd a good time on Friday night.
    <LI value=3>We've played a ridiculously tough schedule to open the season. As far as spurts go, it's nothing like the Florida-Kentucky-Auburn run that LSU just made it through or the upcoming slates for both Southern Cal and Arizona State as they enter the heart of the PAC-10 beast, but it was a rough haul. We played eight teams, all of which will probably end up in bowls, and it's good for the second hardest schedule in the country behind Washington, according to Jeff Sagarin's ratings. There's no excuse for how awful we've looked in most of these losses, but again, perspective.
  2. Other coaches struggle, too, although not nearly as badly as Weis has this season. A few of note just from Saturday and just from the SEC:
  • Tommy Tuberville, who had won 9 of 10 games against the AP Top 10 and generally has Auburn in the range of a Top Ten team, managed the game during LSU's final possession as poorly as anyone could. Holding onto a one-point with two timeouts, Tuberville ordered a squib kick, refused to challenge a horrendous spot on third and short then just hoped LSU would mismanage the clock instead of trying to reserve time for Brandon Cox to win the game if the Bayou Bengals did put a score up. This strategy almost worked, because Les Miles, with the clock ticking under ten seconds, tossed up a deep fly route that left a lot of people befuddled. If the ball is tipped or Flynn takes an extra second to get it away, time expires and they feed Miles to that friendly looking tiger that hangs around the Golden Girls. Ballsy, yes. Intelligent, not so much.
  • Steve Spurrier, who I think we can consider a certifiable offensive genius, managed his Gamecocks to six points against Vanderbilt. If you went back to 1997 and told somebody in ten years, the Ol' Ball Coach would be held to six points by the Commodores, not even the most adamant Vandy fan or jealous SEC rival would have believed you. His team also only mustered meager experts against a Georgia team that was later exposed by Rocky Top and a LSU team that looks less and less impregnable on defense as the season rolls on.
I'm not trying to condemn Tuberville, Spurrier or Miles (well, maybe Miles), but just to point out that if you're watching non-Notre Dame football on Saturday or NFL on Sundays, you see a lot of poor play from a number of teams that are supposed to be helmed by great coaches. However, you also see players making tackles, playing with heart, picking up blitzers and identifying the ball when it's in the air, which is why Weis will be under some scrutiny as we look back on the awful season that has transpired so far.
 
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From not falling for the SEC hype, to all the officiating problems, to the LSU thrill ride, to the ongoing love always given to anyone who beats Notre Dame, check out the CFN 5 Thoughts.
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When parity might equal average[FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif][SIZE=-2]By Pete Fiutak [/SIZE][/FONT]
1. If you want to beef about Ohio State being No. 1 in an awful year for the Big Ten, I’ll join the discussion. If you want to dog the Big 12 for being awful, and Oklahoma the flaky leader of the bunch, let's rap. If you want to start ripping on the Pac 10, well, I can’t help you if Arizona State plays past your bedtime and you can't find the Oregon games, but the league isn't the SEC. With that said, there's no reason to just assume the top SEC teams deserve any special consideration this year just because they're in the SEC.

Yes, the SEC is the best conference in America, and it’s not even debatable. Why? From LSU to Ole Miss, there’s not a total dog among the 12. That’s where the respect, at least this year, has to stop. Just like you shouldn't rip on Big Ten teams when they start beating on each other, you can't over-inflate the SEC teams just because they play classics week after week..

Everyone couldn’t dump on South Florida fast enough after it lost a tough, nationally televised road game against Rutgers. Didn’t the Bulls beat Auburn at Auburn? Didn’t Auburn lose to Mississippi State? Didn’t the West Virginia team USF beat just destroy Mississippi State?

Everyone has done a Peter Pan off the Cal bandwagon after two straight losses to Oregon State and UCLA. Didn’t the Bears beat Tennessee rather easily?

Everyone has made it fashionable to dump on Florida State after losses to Wake Forest and Miami. Isn’t this the same team that beat Alabama just a few weeks ago?

Stop making hotel arrangements for LSU for New Orleans in the first week of January, like the loss to Kentucky didn’t exist. Yes, if LSU wins out, I'll be the first to say it belongs in the national championship if no one else is unbeaten, but the defense appears very, very beatable by an above average offense. I'm sorry, but it's Kentucky, not the 1995 Huskers. That's why, after the win over UK, I don't want to hear any Florida national title talk, and it's not just because of the two losses. Who’s the best win over, Tennessee? Kentucky? Tennessee, Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, Arkansas, South Carolina … throw them all in a vat of the above-average and move on.

With that said, next year, oh … my … goodness. Then the SEC will be unbelievable. Then it’ll be time for everyone to get out the ChapStick for the butt-kissing that’ll be done from pillar-to-post when most of these teams are more experienced. Until then, go ahead and give the SEC its just due respect, again, it's the best league in the nation by far, but don't just assume the teams are all that much better than the top teams from everywhere else.





Enjoy the 2007 LSU thrill rideBy Richard Cirminiello[FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif]
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[/FONT]. Forget Hollywood. You can keep your daytime soaps. No one these days is capable of delivering more drama than the LSU Tigers, a program that’s played one of the wildest, most exhilarating three-game stretches in college football history. Two weeks ago, the Tigers scored 14 unanswered points in the final quarter to beat Florida. A week ago, they go down to Kentucky in a three-overtime thriller. And on Saturday, they may have topped even themselves, spurning a potential game-tying field goal in the waning seconds for a game-winning touchdown pass from Matt Flynn to Demetrius Byrd, beating Auburn. The decision by Les Miles to go for the jugular with a timeout left in the quiver was gutsy, memorable, and borderline insane. It very likely, however, would not have prevented LSU from getting a crack at a field goal after all. While everyone is feeding you the fact that the Tigers scored with one tick left in regulation, that’s technically not accurate. Watch the tape. Byrd is on his back in the rear of the end zone with the ball secured with four seconds left on the clock. He rolls through the end zone at three seconds, and is standing up at two ticks, saluting the frenzied home crowd. The clock then moves to one second, but that was long after the play had ended. Although Miles’ call was curious and up for a ton of scrutiny, even if Byrd briefly bobbled the ball, a review almost certainly would have added time to the clock, giving Colt David an opportunity to kick for the tie.

Now the Tigers can return to some degree of normalcy, right? Forget it. After a well-deserved bye week, they’ll head to Tuscaloosa to play former boss Nick Saban and an Alabama team that’s tied with LSU atop the SEC West. Make a little more room in the 2007 time capsule…LSU and the SEC might have another instant classic in store for a nation that’s been on the edge of its seat every time they’ve played over the last month.
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3. It’s hard in some sense to have a true respect for all that college officials have to handle during a 60 minute highly intense college football game, but this past week the officiating was as blatantly bad as any week I’ve ever seen.

Start in the UConn win over Louisville on Friday night. How could seven sets of eyes miss Larry Taylor wave his arms to signal a fair catch and watch both Louisville and U Conn players stop playing once he caught the ball, without blowing the whistle? One play doesn’t determine the outcome, but that one was a bit absurd. And, it wasn’t an isolated incident.

The LSU-Auburn had at least three horrid calls. However, it was a non-call on the obvious chop block on soon-to-be millionaire Glenn Dorsey that irritated me (and I’m sure many others in purple and gold). Some nasty stuff goes on in piles and scrums on the field, but this incident occurred right in front of the umpire who was looking right at it and didn’t call anything. Costing a team a game is one thing (see U Conn/Louisville), but watching a kid get blatantly chopped, a potentially career-ending move, and nothing’s called?!? That’s horrible! The thing that is most bothersome is that it’s not like a ref needs to be a rocket scientist, especially on the aforementioned missed calls.
People, it's just Notre Dame
[FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif][SIZE=-2]By Pete Fiutak
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4. No, no, no, I know what you’re thinking, and I know it’s tempting, but you're going to make the same mistake. Let me stop you.

Don’t fall for the Notre Dame opponent hype.

Ohio State beat the Irish with ease in the 2006 Fiesta Bowl, and was basically anointed the number one spot in the nation the following season because of it. LSU obliterated the Irish 41-14 in the 2007 Sugar Bowl, and now pollsters and media types are giving the Tigers the benefit of every doubt ever since. Why? Because like it or not, everyone watches Notre Dame.

Heck, Michigan has lived off the hype from the Notre Dame wins over the past few years. Its 2006 season got kickstarted by blowing out the overhyped, overrated Irish 41-17, and everyone believed Michigan was a juggernaut. The hype only snowballed against the average Big Ten schedule until Ohio State and USC showed differently.

It’s happening again now. Michigan’s craptacular season turned around when Mike Hart guaranteed a win over the Irish, which is sort of like guaranteeing you’ll get run over by Britney if you take pictures of her car long enough. Penn State, Georgia Tech, Michigan State and Purdue all got too much love after beating the Irish, and now, people are starting to buy into USC again because of a blowout win over the hapless South Benders.

USC might actually turn out to be USC again once it starts to get healthy, but for the love of a Charlie Weis haircut, don’t start thinking the Trojans are “back” off this win. Just one week ago, USC stunk it up in a win over Arizona, and it was just two weeks ago when it lost to Stanford.

At the moment, USC still has to be viewed as just another team until it goes out and proves otherwise. Winning at Oregon would do that. Now, if Navy breaks its 41-game losing streak to the Irish, then you can hype it up all you want.









[/SIZE]Oh those zebras, part two
By Matthew Zemek

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To the people who run college football, its respective conferences, and the replay system throughout the sport, a very simple plea:

Starting next year, replay must be able to review anything and everything, anytime and all the time, in every game, in every situation. PERIOD.

After Friday's Louisville-Connecticut game, the need for complete and unfettered replay jurisdiction (brought to national attention the previous weekend by a string of replay controversies) has been made obvious, if not more than obvious.

If you didn't see it or read about it, here's the play that should reform replay jurisdiction/governance issues forever and ever in college football:

Louisville punted to Connecticut. The return man clearly waved his hand in the air to signal for a fair catch. The returner ran, however, after catching the ball.

Delay of game penalty, right? Wrong. The officials missed the call.

Here's where it gets better: if you're a properly-trained kick cover man, you're obviously not supposed to hit the return man if he signals for a fair catch. Don't want to give up 15 cheap yards, right? Well, that's exactly what Louisville's cover men did--they refrained from making contact, as they were coached to do.

This meant that when the Connecticut return man started running, he kept running and running... all the way to the end zone. Louisville allowed the run to the end zone because... well... the runner made a fair catch signal before catching the punt.

Still following this?

Here's the whopper: for some ridiculous and unexplained reason, determining a fair catch signal on a punt isn't subject to replay review. (Just who the hell makes these arbitrary rules, anyway? Hopefully, they'll be dead and gone after this season.)

Connecticut, then, got a cheap touchdown--actually, a free touchdown--while Louisville players and coaches did all the right things. In fact, the touchdown occurred BECAUSE Louisville players and coaches did all the right things. The replay setup in college football--as currently structured--presided over one of the greatest miscarriages of football justice ever seen in the sport's 138-year history.

Next year, replay must be able to review EVERYTHING at ALL TIMES. Anything less would not just be uncivilized. Anything less would be criminally unfair to all the people who play and coach college football... and to the officials on the field who, if backed up by fairer replay review provisions, would also look better as well.




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Tell-All Book Next Step in Nebraska's Demise

Posted Oct 21st 2007 8:55PM by Jeff Adams
Filed under: Nebraska Football, Big 12
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Nebraska's descent into college football's abyss has been anything but boring. Amidst rumors, speculation, and Tom Osborne's return to the fold, the Huskers continue to, collapse. It makes perfect sense then that we now find a new book that chronicles the mess in Lincoln.
"A book written by a University of Nebraska-Lincoln student charges that the recent decline in the success of Nebraska football can be attributed to the abandonment of cultural values that once gave the program strength.

The book, "The Nebraska Way," was written by Jonathan Crowl, a senior English major, and it devotes substantial discussion to the past half century of Nebraska's storied football program."​
Now we're talking. So what type of dirt does the book dish? How about this for starters?
In one instance, [former head football trainer Doak] Ostergard recalled a meeting with Callahan where the coach voiced his frustration over an article printed in a local newspaper.

"F-ing people need to get a life," Ostergard quoted Callahan as saying in the book.

In the book, Ostergard continues to quote Callahan:

"Why don't they go read a book or get lost in the Sandhills? I'm going to get me a real newspaper. I'm going to read The New York Times."​
Or this gem?
"Callahan also grew impatient with former coach Osborne, Ostergard told Crowl.

After a phone conversation with the former coach, who was serving in Washington as a congressman, Ostergard said Callahan referred to Osborne as "a crusty old f-."​
Denigrating the state's people, as well as a legend like Osborne certainly won't help as Callahan dangles from a frail thread at NU. The timing also hurts the popular view that Osborne's presence would speed the healing. Although both have since responded to the book's allegations, the dark skies remain in Lincoln.
 
Mack: It’s still Nebraska

Monday, October 22, 2007, 11:39 AM
Mack Brown says he’s not letting Nebraska’s three consecutive losses influence his thinking going into Saturday’s game.
It’s still Nebraska, he said. The Huskers still have white helmets with a big “N” on them, he said. “This has become a rival game for us,” Brown said.
Brown said his respect for Nebraska’s football program dates to his early coaching days in the old Big 8 Conference.
“When I was a young coach, I went to Iowa State, and the primary reason was to coach against Coach Osborne at Nebraska and Coach Switzer at Oklahoma,” Brown said. “We still have a lot of respect for Nebraska.”
Of course these days, Osborne is filling in as Nebraska’s athletic director and weighing the fate of coach Bill Callahan — a fate that Brown can affect one way or the other on Saturday.
 
Brown wants to get running game on track

Monday, October 22, 2007, 11:29 AM
Mack Brown expressed disappointment and frustration with his team’s running game Monday.
The Longhorns are averaging 164.5 yards a game, sixth best in the Big 12 and 47th in the nation. And that’s not good enough, Brown said.
He said that too many carries went for losses, one yard or two yards in Saturday’s win at Baylor. Too many plays featured a player out of position or missing an assignment, even if it was just one person on any given play. In addition, he said the running game is putting the ball on the ground too often and is putting too much pressure on Colt McCoy to carry the offense.
“We’ve got to improve our north-south running game,” Brown said.
Most of all, he said his team lost patience with the things that have brought it success. He said that wins against Baylor have been relatively easy for past Longhorn teams, prompting this year’s team to get ahead of itself expect the points to come in bunches.
“We want this group to understand that it’s more important to win football games than to look pretty,” Brown said.
Nebraska, giving up a Big 12-worst 227.38 yards per game, represents a chance for his run game to get well. But Brown said he can’t just turn a switch and have his team replicate what Texas A&M’s ground game did to the Cornhuskers on Saturday.
“I wish we could do that, but we can’t,” he said. “We’ve got to be us.”
 
SUBCOMMANDANTE WAYNE: OHIO STATE RULZ. YOU SUCK.

Greetings, bitchez! Subcommandante Wayne rappin’ strong at the mic and wanting you to know one thing loud and clear right now:
OHIO STATE IZZ NUMBAH ONE AGAIN BITCHEZ!!!111!!!
Too strong. Too long. Down to get some friction on. That’s Ohio State, which rhymes with hate. Like hat-erz. You were all down on us after the cheesedick refs busted us in the national champion ship game. I mean, did you see the holding penalties? They held on every play. That’s why they scored. All that holding and shit screwed Troy over. I guess that’s what all that Florida oil money will get you, man–refs bought and sold and ready to go roll in the swimming pool full of hookers you have waiting for them at the Residence Inn.
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That’s me at Chili’s getting my drink on and watching Tressel beat the world do death with his sweatervested dick. Ohio State rules and you suck.
(Those places are AWESOME. I crashed at one my friend Randy had for a party on the interstate. They’ll be talking about what we did to that carpet for years, man.)
Anyway, same day, new shit. Ohio State is undefeated, which means they’ve been kicking ass, taking names, and haven’t given up shit yet. And Todd Boeckman pwnz you. His real name is Cockman, because he’s laying pink lincoln to all your women and you don’t even know it how bad they want his luscious lumber again. He laid so much wood to your team’s beaver lodge Fish and Wildlife wardens got after him, and he had to change it again to Coeckman, but even then that wasn’t enough, because they were still after his ass, so he had to put the B in there and let him lay low for a while. He doesn’t even take off his towel in the locker room, because his penis is considered a weapon of mass destruction, and Dick Cheney will get all upset and bomb him.
Speaking of, I should tell you about all the personal growth and development I’ve been going through lately, man. Getting the finger up the ass from fate like we Buckeyes did (cheesedick holding penalties, man) will make a man want to put his own face in his own ass and choke to death on his own farts, man. But I followed my man Woody Hayes lesson: when life sucks, punch the shit out of something. So I did that and one better, man.
BOOM! I’ve started my P90X odyssey towards must-fuckedness. I’m four days into it and I feel totally different, man. You don’t even need a gym, just some weights and shit. I sit in front of the television and just work it, man. I had to skip yesterday, because it feels like someone’s shoving spikes into my abs and I’m having trouble breathing, but that’s recovery, man. No pain, no gain, and then no running of trains–that’s what I say. I’ll totally pick it back up tomorrow.
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I’m gonna make the guy in the after look like Jack Osbourne when I’m done.
I’ve also been doing mad amounts of shit thanks to all the herbal supplements my mom’s got around the house, man. She’s got a side gig selling this shit, and I get all the free samples I can handle. I’ve got this Chinese shit called “Shanghai Stallion” that gets you all the shit all at once: the label says “She cannot ask more lucky fine!” I agree, man–I’m dropping pounds like crazy, mostly because I can’t stay off the shitter for more than two hours. It’s like I’m stuttering with my butt, man, but Wayne’s looking good. Totally worth it and the constant buzzing in my right ear.
So what has Wayne been doing in between getting ripped like the Transporter and balancing his chi by shitting like a mighty mastiff? Two things, dude.
1. Florida road trip. Jacksonville, to my cousin’s house, which was totally empty because he was in jail until he could get a court-appointed lawyer to help him make bail. So being the awesome guy I am, I drove the Grand Am down there and helped a brother out. Except he’s my cousin.
Anyway, I got in touch with the great outdoors and with another fine animal: Vanessa, who totally fell in love with the Subcommandante one day while we were out fishing. Gentleman don’t kiss and tell, so you won’t be getting any details from me, man. But we totally did it.
Oh, and I didn’t shoot a manatee with a spear gun. Not on purpose at least. Vanessa’s like, “Hey, look over there!” So I did what natural killing machines like myself do: I wheeled, turned and fired. It looked like a fish, dude, but it wasn’t. It was a manatee, which is some kind of dog that lives in the water and eats old tires and license plates for food. (It’s Jacksonville, man. It’s got to be like manatee heaven there.)
Turns out someone snitched on me, and pretty soon Wayne’s looking at a $2,000 dollar fine. I didn’t even hit it, mostly because I was distracted by Vanessa’s ass, man. The only thing that keeps me from bringing home meat to the cave is the sweet whiff of ladysmell, man, so I fired wide and TOTALLY ONLY GRAZED IT.
Anyway, BLAH BLAH BLAH spear in the gas tank of a $230,000 boat BLAH BLAH BLAH attempted manatee murder BLAH BLAH BLAH ol’ Wayne’s got to pack up and beat the fuzz out of the land of the ref-bribing state and leave Vanessa begging for another hit of Wayne’s sweet manstick. I won’t be going back there until we kick Florida’s ass in the Orange Bowl someday, and even then I’ll have to lay low. Fish and Wildlife get ruthless down there, man.
Oh, and Wayne’s big discovery numero two?
BOOM AGAIN!
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TEAM FORTRESS TWO, BABY! I picked the player most like Ohio State: Heavy Weapons Guy. He’s like Todd Coeckman. You’re like, “Oh, no, don’t kill me with your big dick, gun, whatever!” And we’re like BLAMMO! SUCK BUCKEYE DEATH!”
Had to switch games from WoW because I’m getting to be a man, now, and I’ve got to put away childish things like elves, fairies, and Murlocs, man. Also this Shanghai Stallion’s got me awake too many hours of the day even for my most dedicated clan members, and they’re pussies who kept saying “Wayne, get some sleep,” or “Wayne, it’s been 36 straight hours, I’m concerned.” Pussies.
Hit me up–I’m Coeckman2001, babee. Eat hot death 24/7 from my huge metal gun all day, n00b.
GO BUCKS!!! AND I’M GONE LIKE TED GINN ON THAT ASS!!!
 
PROFILES IN DISILLUSION
By SMQ
Posted on Mon Oct 22, 2007 at 12:21:31 PM EDT
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Conquered favorites and other notables picking up the pieces of shattered ambition this week: We wuz robbed, I tellz ya! Robbed! Hands down, the weekend's Most Bizarre Reaction in Defeat goes to the Tampa Oberserver's Tom McEwen, who, amid a staccato, stream-of-consciousness barrage of sentence fragments, invokes an unidentified call at the end of USF's loss to Rutgers Thursday as the genesis of all the Bulls' woe:

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"Titan of Tampa" McEwen: Out to sea on USF-Rutgers.
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  • Easy to shout: `'DADGUM OFFICIALS!''
    All Thursday night and all day Friday.
    Bulls coach Jim Leavitt did, in private and to his bride.
    I did. After the worst thing that can happen, happened to Leavitt and his University of South Florida Bulls at Rutgers.
    They have a shouting point in Bullville these days.
    That official who in the tense, terrific Bulls-Rutgers game Rutgers was assigned Thursday night after an official's decision, very late in the game - which surely could have gone either way - favored the home team and can be questioned by us all, made the ruling that decided the game. It was an awful scenario. But it was a call and it is on the books, and it was final. Leavitt, who demonstrated justified anger during the game, didn't beef then about the officiating.
    But you and I can, will, and be justified.
    Leavitt said the Bulls should have won. Agree.
    But Leavitt was right. Rutgers did what it had to do, USF did, and did not.
    Game in Tampa instead of New Jersey? Different finish. Perhaps, but it wasn't.
    USF remains a Top Ten team. One of the best, the best in USF history. Win out. That'll do it. A big bowl reward and justification for the support this sensational team has received and deserved.
    But, should they have won and been 7-0 and 2-0 in the Big East? Yes. Yes. Yes.

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"The worst thing that can happen"? I watched the entire game Thursday night, and when I read this, I had no idea what "official's decision" he might be talking about. I had to go back to the play-by-play of the fourth quarter to realize he was probably referring to the last gasp, 4th-and-22 completion to Amarri Jackson that was called back on a pass interference penalty against Jackson, who fairly obviously pushed off the Rutgers cornerback for a catch that would have put USF in position to tie with a field goal in the final minute.

This is weak grounds for protest, especially for a veteran newspaper reporter. For a more professional reaction, see the Louisville Courier-Journal's Eric Crawford, who had a much more memorable reason to bitch about Louisville's loss at UConn Friday, which effectively eliminated UL from the Big East title race. Most "blame the ref" cases should be dismissed in the big picture, but most aren't so blatantly obvious or "serious enough to warrant action" by the conference as UConn's obviously bogus punt return for touchdown to tie the Cardinals early in the second half. But a bad call in the third quarter costing a win? Crawford is all for the Big East's "action," whatever it is, but he doesn't buy the scapegoat:
  • t's the second time in three years U of L has received a mea culpa from the Big East on a blatant officiating error. The last time -- a botched onside-kick call that helped West Virginia come back for an overtime win -- helped cost U of L a trip to a Bowl Championship Series game. This one could help cost the Cardinals a trip to a bowl game, period. Notice I said "help." U of L lost Friday because it couldn't hold a 10-point lead with 11 and a half minutes to play. It lost because its defense couldn't get late stops. It lost because its offense couldn't put away the game.
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Card Chronicle agrees, generally, albeit in more blog-worthy fashion, natch:

  • Last night marked one of the lowest points in my relatively short but celebrated life as a U of L fan.
    I'm no longer sad, I'm not disappointed, and I'm not overly pessimistic about the rest of the season anymore; I am completely and utterly furious. I'm mad at Charlie Stubbs, who continues to show that he is the worst play caller this side of my deceased great great grandmother. I'm mad at the Big East officiating crew that botched a call worse than I've ever seen during a Louisville football game, and completely shifted the momentum of the contest. And I'm mad at Steve Kragthorpe, a man who - there's no reason to beat around the bush anymore - I have absolutely zero confidence in as a head coach.
    This can't be saved anymore. The most anticipated season in the history of Louisville football is officially a complete abomination.
    I don't really have anything else to say at the moment besides GIVE BILAL POWELL THE FUCKING BALL."

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Bilal Powell's official stat page, for the record. Coincidentally, Powell is the player who (understandably) pulled up in front of Taylor on the controversial punt return and (less understandably) began pointing to the official instead of chasing as Taylor took off with no whistle blowing, according to the game account in Saturday's Hartford Courant, titled "Pretty Slick (emphasis mine):

  • Taylor, looking up at Corey Goettsche's punt, clearly outstretched and waved his right hand and caught the ball as Bilal Powell was about to hit him. Powell pulled up, and Taylor began running to his left as many on the Louisville return defense looked on in amazement. Taylor just kept running, going 74 yards for the TD. "I talked to the official right before the play," Taylor said. "I talked to the officials and he said I had to get my hand high up in the air so he could see it. ... I didn't really put my hand up. I was just playing a mind game with the defender. ... As long as it's not over your head, it's fair game. You put it over your head and the referee is going to protect you and stop [the] play."
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Uh, right, Larry.

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"Mind games." Whatever you say.
If an official was knowingly complicit in that call, the "action" taken by the Big East should be immediate termination for actively undermining a rule. There's no wiggle room in the rulebook: either it's a fair catch, or it's an invalid fair catch, but under no circumstances is he allowed to return that ball.
What do you think, a Volunteer practice is voluntary? Tennessee's defense is historically bad - like, worst-since-1893 kind of bad - but even as his team's division championship hopes hit full meltdown mode, and his coach's prodigious seat gets hotter than ever, running back Arian Foster just wants his teammates to keep their cool and have fun out there. And I ask you: what's more fun than a practice on Sunday afternoon?
Well, Monterrio Hardesty might be able to think of a few things:
  • A day after expressing displeasure with a lack of carries in Tennessee's 41-17 loss to Alabama, Tennessee tailback Montario Hardesty did not show up for the team's practice Sunday night.
    UT coach Phillip Fulmer said he did not know why the sophomore tailback missed UT's hour-long practice inside the Neyland-Thompson Sports Center.
    "You know, I'm not sure what's going on with Montario," Fulmer said following practice. "His roommate doesn't know where he is. We'll find out and deal with it."
    [...]
    ...after Hardesty did not play Saturday despite being healthy, he expressed his displeasure to Volquest.com immediately following the game. "(Expletive) you tell me," Hardesty told the website when asked why he did not have a carry against the Crimson Tide.

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Is it getting warm in here? Or is it just my defensive backs?
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Back to a couple of those links on the defense - it's not only that it was Alabama that racked up 510 yards, more than the Tide's gained in any SEC game in five years (since Dennis Franchione was coaching Tyler Watts at quarterback...that long), but taken with the Florida and Cal games earlier in the year, this Vol defense is getting dangerously close to the worst in school history:

  • If you think you're witnessing the worst defense in Tennessee's long and esteemed football history, you're almost right.
    After Alabama's 41-17 rout in Tusculoosa on Saturday, I wondered if Tennessee had ever allowed 40 points in three different games during the same season - prior to this one.
    I had to go back to 1893 - that's 1893, not 1993 - to find a precedent.
    Grover Cleveland was in the White House when UT's fledging program lost four consecutive games by a combined 256-0.
    It's that rare. In a 50-year span from 1923 to 1973, the Vols were touched for 40 points in a game only once, by Ole Miss in 1947.
    To be fair, the modern game is different. There are Tim Tebows, Percy Harvins and DeSean Jacksons coming at you from all angles.
    That said, you're still supposed to tackle them every now and then.
    Managing a college football program is a balancing act. Just two short years ago, Tennessee was losing games by 16-7, 6-3 and 16-15.
    John Chavis and his defense were hanging tough. Their margin for error was slim because the offense couldn't find the end zone with a GPS. Get beat on one big play late and it might cost you the game.
    How the roles have flipped. Erik Ainge and mates better score a bunch because the defense is going to give up a bunch: 45 to Cal, 59 to Florida and, on Saturday, 41 to Alabama. In the Cal and Florida losses, Tennessee's offensive goofs and punt-cover breakdowns contributed scores. Alabama earned all 41 the conventional way and did it without Heisman Trophy candidates or All-Americans.

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Yes, players are swearing at reporters and refusing to show up to practice, and the defense is about as bad as it could realistically be, but at least, Tennessee fans, this is just a run-of -the-mill jumping the shark by comparison. It could be worse.

For example... Tennessee could have allowed just shy of 400 yards rushing to a I-AA team. The Minneapolis Star-Tribune's Rachel Blount points out that it didn't help for Tim Brewster to call FCS number one North Dakota State "the little guys in green" or imply playing the Bison hurt Minnesota's recruiting before NDSU hammered Minnesota Saturday in a game that was much more lopsided than the 27-21 final suggests. But then she really pours salt in the Gophers' gaping wounds:
  • For those of you keeping score, the Bison now are 3-1 against the big boys of college football in the past two years, with victories over I-A opponents Ball State, Central Michigan and the woeful Gophers. They would have run the table save for the blocked field goal that ended last fall's loss at the Dome. Saturday, they showed Gophers fans what happens when savvy long-term planning meets preparation and confidence -- with a point to prove for good measure.
    "This didn't happen by chance," said Bohl, who interviewed for the job Brewster got. "This was no fluke. This is the result of a predetermined plan started five years ago, thanks to our president and our athletic director and our administration.
    "Any time you get a win over a Big Ten team, that's a statement. This is another step for us. People are starting to recognize we're a good football team." While the Gophers' hype machine busied itself with Rose Bowl pipe dreams, Bohl and company quietly reinforced the idea that the Bison had a very good chance to win the rematch. [Minnesota blocked a kick to beat the Bison 10-9 last year. - ed.] A smart coach and perceptive motivator, Bohl used the underdog angle to a point, but he didn't allow his team to become too wrapped up in it.

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The "Rose Bowl pipe dreams" Blount refers to here is a bit of theater constructed by Brewster, whereby he had a strip of turf from the Rose Bowl flown in to Minnesota's Spring practices, as a motivational tool or something. His team is now by far the worst in the Big Ten, a loser to Northwestern and Florida Atlantic and now a I-AA school from North Dakota and probably a significant underdog over the rest of the season - in all likelihood, Minnesota will finish the season 1-11, the one win coming in overtime over Miami, Ohio.

Here are the worst total defenses of the decade, by year:
<TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=3><CAPTION align=top>Worst Defenses by Year, 2000-07</CAPTION><TBODY><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #bf9f9f"><TD align=middle>Year</TD><TD align=middle>Team</TD><TD align=middle>Yds. Allowed/Game</TD><TD align=middle>Yds./Play</TD><TD align=middle>Record</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle>2000</TD><TD align=middle>San Jose State</TD><TD align=middle>470.6</TD><TD align=middle>5.9</TD><TD align=middle>7-5</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=middle>2001</TD><TD align=middle>San Jose State</TD><TD align=middle>500.8</TD><TD align=middle>6.9</TD><TD align=middle>3-9</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle>2002</TD><TD align=middle>Eastern Michigan</TD><TD align=middle>519.9</TD><TD align=middle>7.3</TD><TD align=middle>3-9</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=middle>2003</TD><TD align=middle>Louisiana Tech</TD><TD align=middle>510.5</TD><TD align=middle>6.6</TD><TD align=middle>5-7</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle>2004</TD><TD align=middle>Army</TD><TD align=middle>490.1</TD><TD align=middle>6.3</TD><TD align=middle>2-9</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=middle>2005</TD><TD align=middle>Northwestern</TD><TD align=middle>480.4</TD><TD align=middle>6.2</TD><TD align=middle>7-5</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle>2006</TD><TD align=middle>Louisiana Tech</TD><TD align=middle>483.2</TD><TD align=middle>7.1</TD><TD align=middle>3-10</TD></TR><TR><TR style="BACKGROUND: #eaeaea"><TD align=middle>2007</TD><TD align=middle>Minnesota</TD><TD align=middle>533.6</TD><TD align=middle>6.6</TD><TD align=middle>1-7</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
To be fair, two other teams this season currently rate worse than the reigning Worst Defense of the Decade, Eastern Michigan in 2002: North Texas (521.3) and Rice (527.9). The difference between those teams and Minnesota is that North Texas and Rice have served their time as patsies to Oklahoma, Texas, et al and now will be reamed in slightly less grisly fashion by the offenses of the Sun Belt and Conference USA, respectively. The Gophers, on the other hand, have yielded such totals against two opponents from the MAC, one from the Sun Belt and now another from the Championship Subdivision. Its remaining schedule is Michigan, Illinois, Iowa and Wisconsin, any of whom, if it really wants to, can probably name its score.
Not a good sign. Literally. From the Tallahassee Democrat, the mounting housing crisis hits home for Bobby Bowden:
  • Bobby Bowden woke up Sunday morning following Florida State's 37-29 defeat to Miami to find a "For Sale" sign in his yard. Bowden figured it was the work of a disgruntled fan after the Seminoles lost their 10th of 14 ACC games dating to the end of the 2005 season.
    "Every time you lose, you get one of those," Bowden said. "Kind of standard trick."
    The veteran coach added: "I ain't selling."
    Bowden, after losing his 20th game to Miami in 32 seasons, said he pulled the sign out of his lawn and threw it over by his driveway. It's a prank Bowden witnessed before as head coach at West Virginia and at FSU in the early 1980s. But Bowden said he's not ready to pull up stakes on the current season. That means an overhaul of personnel is not on the horizon, although he and offensive coordinator Jimbo Fisher will meet regarding the quarterback spot. "You don't want to kiss away the year," Bowden said. "I still want to try to save this year if we can."

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Well, that's a relief for FSU fans - "I want to save this year," as opposed to, "We are pissing away the rest of the season with freshmen. The redshirts are off." That's what Bowden did after losing to Miami in 1976, according to the same article, but decade after decade after decade of experience has instilled a certain <STRIKE>complacency</STRIKE> patience in the wizened ol' battle ax:
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We just can't afford to risk stupid freshman mistakes...
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  • While upperclassmen were part of the problem in the Miami defeat, Bowden said he's nowhere close to taking the measures he did in his first year at FSU. After a loss to Miami in 1976, he started six freshmen the next game.
    Redshirt junior Xavier Lee committed four turnovers and threw three consecutive incompletions to quash FSU's final drive and chance at victory on Saturday. Lee apparently is still having some problems in making the right reads. And as has been the case in every game he's played, Lee had issues in handling snaps out of the shotgun.
    Senior safety Roger Williams was a victim on two big Miami passing plays. Junior Greg Carr dropped a certain touchdown pass from fellow receiver Preston Parker.
    "It's too early for that," Bowden said of any youth movement or major changes. "There (are) too many big challenges out there (that) we might can put it together for 60 minutes. And I did go to a senior quarterback that year (1976)."
    Bowden made it clear that he did not believe his two redshirt freshman quarterbacks - D'Vontrey Richardson and Christian Ponder - are in a position to challenge Lee and Weatherford. "They are not ready," Bowden said.

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Xavier Lee? Also not ready. But he only has another year of eligibility, so...

Elsewhere in Disillusion...
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Steve Spurrier doesn't like the booing, but he agrees with me about South Carolina's offense during the Cocks' loss to Vanderbilt: where was the running game?
  • The quarterback also could be handing off more frequently. USC attempted a season-high 43 passes against Vanderbilt after falling behind 17-0 after the first quarter. The Gamecocks had a season-low 22 carries, only 12 of which were designed running plays.
    Fifth-year tailback Cory Boyd averaged 9.8 yards on five rushes; junior Mike Davis has 11 carries the past two weeks. "There's no question we need to try to get back to what we were doing earlier in the year with Mike and Cory getting a whole bunch of carries. That's what we did at the latter part of last year, also," Spurrier said. "Throwing 35, 40 times is probably not what we're best suited to do right now."

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The Callahan Era is done and Tom Osborne brought fuzzy feeling back to Nebraska Saturday, but the Huskers are still just a terrible team with "little-to-no chemistry, painfully few back-alley brawlers and only a couple of big-time playmakers," to put it mildly.

Linebacker Worrell Williams was in tears after Cal's loss to UCLA, thinking "the Rose Bowl is out of the picture," but it's still too early to rule the Bears out in a conference as wild as the Pac Ten, in a season as wild as this one.
After Les Miles went off about it after LSU's win over Auburn, Tommy Tuberville apologized and agreed the first half chop block that briefly sidelined Glenn Dorsey should have been penalized ("We do not teach it. We will not teach it. We won't tolerate it."), but insisted there was "no malice" in "two freshmen trying like the dickens to block him." - - -
 
Bill Callahan Thinks You're the Dumbest Fans In America

by corn blight Mon Oct 22, 2007 at 02:51:10 PM EDT

Before I started this blog, I'd spent about 18 years writing in the computer industry. A lot of that writing was centered around the taking very complex subjects and breaking them down so that lay people (non-technical) could understand what I was trying to say.
It took effort but that effort had to be made if I wanted my readers to understand what I was saying.
Given that, here's what we get from head coach Bill Callahan today:
Question: What kind of adjustments could you have made?
Callahan: Oh, I think it's probably too technical for you, but I think in the broad spectrum of adjustments, just playing the quarterback a little bit better on the zone read in terms of the front assignments... I don't want to get into coachspeak, but there were a lot of things in terms of front adjustments that you have to deal with. I think our coaches were dealing with that to the best of their ability.


Translation:
  • You're too stupid to understand.
  • I'm not going to bother simplifying it for you because that would take effort.
  • You're not worth the effort it would take.
  • What's this? I seem to have sat on a fork!
Why didn't he just come right out and say what he was thinking? "We must have the dumbest fans in America."

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Notre Dame's Offense Might Be Worst in History of Modern Football

Posted Oct 22nd 2007 2:48PM by Ryan Ferguson
Filed under: Notre Dame Football, NCAA FB Coaching
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The last time your friendly SEC blogger reported on Notre Dame, it was under better circumstances. It was just after the Irish had finally notched their first win of the season over Karl Dorrell's UCLA Bruins. FanHouse temporarily concluded that it was time to start looking at Weis and his struggling squad with a glass-half-full mentality.

Since that time, Notre Dame has lost two straight. They were slightly competitive -- sorta -- against #4 Boston College, losing 27-14. But they were blanked at home, 38-0 this past weekend when the USC Trojans came to town.

USC's not even that good this year.

The Irish are now 1-7. Service academy games -- and thus the possibility of wins -- remain. But there is no denying the strong possibility that Notre Dame might complete this season with a 1-11 record.

The glass isn't half full, or half empty. It's shattered on the locker room floor.

Unfortunately, it gets worse.

For all the 'schematic advantages' that Charlie Weis purportedly brings to this awful football team, they stand a chance to not only be the worst offense in all of college football -- they might be the worst in the history of modern football.

Here they are: college football's rear admirals in offense.
110 Mississippi St. 301.29
111 Duke 299.29
112 Virginia Tech 298.86
113 Akron 288.57
114 Eastern Mich. 288
115 Army 285.57
116 Syracuse 262.14
117 Utah St. 260.83
118 Florida Int'l 211.67
119 Notre Dame 190.86

Having your offense ranked 119th out of 119, behind such teams as Akron, Utah State, and Florida International, is bad enough.

Saurian Sagacity's Mergz, ever the statistician, noticed that there's a difference between unbelievably bad and last place:

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Mergz writes:
The chart shows the relatively gradual decline in yards per game from the top ranked offenses to Army's at 115th. Then the remaining 4 fall off a precipice, declining 23 ypg from Army to Syracuse, and yet another 71 yards per game from Syracuse to Notre Dame.​
You could say that if driving off a cliff and bursting into flames is a description of "horrible," that then continuing to plunge hundreds of feet into a sarlacc pit to be digested alive in the belly of the beast over the course of thousands of years could describe how bad Notre Dame's offense has become.

Mergz notes that in the last nine years -- as far back as he could go to easily find data -- the nation's worst offense was fielded in 2002 by Rutgers, at 214.00 yards per game.

Since he wrote on Notre Dame's futility on the gridiron, their average has dropped from the aforementioned 190.86 to 187.63. (They only managed 165 yards of total offense against the Trojans.)

The Irish are now 26 YPG behind that Rutgers team's 2002 average and will need to average 267 yards per game just to surpass that dubious mark of distinction. Please pardon me if I find that kind of a jump improbable, despite the fact that Notre Dame has yet to play some teams with terrible defenses.

This is history, folks. Unpleasant, ugly, and painful to watch, but it is history. Notre Dame is setting the bar low -- very low -- for extreme ineptitude on the football field.
 
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