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Awesome1#1
Sunday Night...While Drinking His ONE Glass Of Wine...(Which Holds A GOOD 16oz...) $30 Bottle No Less. (He Never Drinks More Than A $7 Bottle, But Missed Priced Score!)
Dad: What Do We Got?!
Vap: Colts @ Buffalo -6.5
Dad: That's It?! Under A Touchdown?
Vap: Yeah
Dad: Haha. You're Kidding Me! Buffalo Is On A Mission. Who's Colts Quarterback?
Vap: Rivers. Used To Play For San Diego.
Dad: SO He Is Gonna Go Into A Team On A Mission, In The Cold And What? Buffalo -6.5. Play Of The Weekend. Next One.
Vap: Rams @ Seattle -4.5
Dad: I Think Seattle Wins. Russell Is Good. Almost Lost To The 9ers... No Play.
Vap: Tampa Bay @ Washington +8.5
Dad: Boring Game Tonight. Smith Is A Feel Good Story. Brady Is Brady. Looks Great This Season But Than He Doesn't. How Old Are They?! Those 2 Guys?!
Vap: Like 43 And Late 30's?!
Dad: The Old Bowl! Hahaha! (Takes A Sip Of Wine.) Lean Washington. Alex Smith Feel Good Story. No Play.
Vap: Baltimore @ Tennessee +3.5
Dad: Wait. What Is Their Records?
Vap: 11-5 Each...
Dad: Does Tennessee Allow Any Fans?!
Vap: Not Sure? Maybe 25% Capacity?
Dad: Doesn't Matter...Tennessee @ Home Getting Points? Taking Em...
Vap: Chicago @ New Orleans -10.
Dad: Saints Are Sneaky. Not A Fan Of Green Bay, Don't Care What Your Friends Think, (CTG) Saints Probably Superbowl Bound.
Vap: Who They Playing In February Then?!
Dad: Saint's vs Buffalo Superbowl. Saint's Win...But, Remember Son. They Are All Professionals... Give Me 10 Points And I'll Go With Em. Lose The Game, Cover The Spread...Next One.
Vap: Cleveland @ Pittsburgh -...
Dad: Wait! Don't Tell Me...(Takes A Sip Of Wine...) Pittsburgh -6.5...
Vap: 4.5 Dad! You Are Wrong! Haha
Dad: Hmmmm. Interesting... So...You're Saying, My GOTY Pittsburgh +10 .VS. This Same Cleveland Team...Who Had A Backup Quarterback And Some Scrubs Playing...And Lost By Just 2! Is Now Home, -4.5 .VS. A Quarterback In The Playoffs For The FIRST Time Against A QB Who Has Been There How Many Times?!
Vap: Ummm Countless I Suppose...
Dad: And This Rookie Is Gonna Come In And Beat Em?! -4.5 Is A Steal... Maybe This Is My Play Of The Weekend...Nah...Something Doesn't Feel Right...But I'll Take Pittsburgh -4.5
Vap: SO...Play Of The Weekend, Buffalo -6.5. Side Plays... Tennessee +3.5 And Pittsburgh -4.5.
Dad: Yeah. Ya Know...This $30 Wine Is Strong...Way Better Than That $5 'Barefoot' Wine.
Vap: Anything You Wanna Say To The Sports Page I'm On?!
Dad: Don't Bet More Than You Are Comfortable Losing. This Isn't A Horse Race.
Vap: What Does That Mean?
Dad: You Can Bet $20 On A Game And Be Interested In The Outcome For 4 Hours. Horse Race? You Shoot Your Load In 2 Minutes. And It's Over...Rather Lose $20 In 4 Hours Than 2 Minutes...
Good Luck All!
Dad: What Do We Got?!
Vap: Colts @ Buffalo -6.5
Dad: That's It?! Under A Touchdown?
Vap: Yeah
Dad: Haha. You're Kidding Me! Buffalo Is On A Mission. Who's Colts Quarterback?
Vap: Rivers. Used To Play For San Diego.
Dad: SO He Is Gonna Go Into A Team On A Mission, In The Cold And What? Buffalo -6.5. Play Of The Weekend. Next One.
Vap: Rams @ Seattle -4.5
Dad: I Think Seattle Wins. Russell Is Good. Almost Lost To The 9ers... No Play.
Vap: Tampa Bay @ Washington +8.5
Dad: Boring Game Tonight. Smith Is A Feel Good Story. Brady Is Brady. Looks Great This Season But Than He Doesn't. How Old Are They?! Those 2 Guys?!
Vap: Like 43 And Late 30's?!
Dad: The Old Bowl! Hahaha! (Takes A Sip Of Wine.) Lean Washington. Alex Smith Feel Good Story. No Play.
Vap: Baltimore @ Tennessee +3.5
Dad: Wait. What Is Their Records?
Vap: 11-5 Each...
Dad: Does Tennessee Allow Any Fans?!
Vap: Not Sure? Maybe 25% Capacity?
Dad: Doesn't Matter...Tennessee @ Home Getting Points? Taking Em...
Vap: Chicago @ New Orleans -10.
Dad: Saints Are Sneaky. Not A Fan Of Green Bay, Don't Care What Your Friends Think, (CTG) Saints Probably Superbowl Bound.
Vap: Who They Playing In February Then?!
Dad: Saint's vs Buffalo Superbowl. Saint's Win...But, Remember Son. They Are All Professionals... Give Me 10 Points And I'll Go With Em. Lose The Game, Cover The Spread...Next One.
Vap: Cleveland @ Pittsburgh -...
Dad: Wait! Don't Tell Me...(Takes A Sip Of Wine...) Pittsburgh -6.5...
Vap: 4.5 Dad! You Are Wrong! Haha
Dad: Hmmmm. Interesting... So...You're Saying, My GOTY Pittsburgh +10 .VS. This Same Cleveland Team...Who Had A Backup Quarterback And Some Scrubs Playing...And Lost By Just 2! Is Now Home, -4.5 .VS. A Quarterback In The Playoffs For The FIRST Time Against A QB Who Has Been There How Many Times?!
Vap: Ummm Countless I Suppose...
Dad: And This Rookie Is Gonna Come In And Beat Em?! -4.5 Is A Steal... Maybe This Is My Play Of The Weekend...Nah...Something Doesn't Feel Right...But I'll Take Pittsburgh -4.5
Vap: SO...Play Of The Weekend, Buffalo -6.5. Side Plays... Tennessee +3.5 And Pittsburgh -4.5.
Dad: Yeah. Ya Know...This $30 Wine Is Strong...Way Better Than That $5 'Barefoot' Wine.
Vap: Anything You Wanna Say To The Sports Page I'm On?!
Dad: Don't Bet More Than You Are Comfortable Losing. This Isn't A Horse Race.
Vap: What Does That Mean?
Dad: You Can Bet $20 On A Game And Be Interested In The Outcome For 4 Hours. Horse Race? You Shoot Your Load In 2 Minutes. And It's Over...Rather Lose $20 In 4 Hours Than 2 Minutes...
Good Luck All!
