Thursday, college, NFL, maybe bases

Fucking a man, oh well, guess at least the over came in for that Atlanta game, that was kind of a bumfuck pick too. Seattle better start hitting at some point. The Angels aren't doing shit, they have a triple A spectacular lineup in there tonight.

Miami Saturday, I don't know if I'm super confident about my Huskers in that game. Ha it is funny I go to those games always, and then I it is like we are packed like sardines in there. Well my bro can't fit in the seat with his big ass, and then his buddy that sits next to us, his big black ass that my bro played football with, he doesn't fit in a seat either. Those 2 big meat heads ha, it sucks kind of cuz then I'm smashed in there with no room. I am a fat ass yes, but I fit in a seat, well it's bleachers at the Huskers place, Memorial stadium, except for some club level seats. Guess I am only 5 foot 9 and not a big guy not broad shouldered and shit, just fat, so I fit in my damn seat ha, but those 2 mothafuckas don't, then I have no room. Fuck they need to put in seats everywhere in Memorial Stadium, chair backs, doubt they will do that.
 
I really don't know how my bro is so big, none of my family is big at all, my mom must have banged the mail man or something ha. Well there is uncle Herman on my mom's side, he was a big bear, my mom's uncle, maybe that is what happened. The uncle Herman gene came in, ha, don't know why I'm posting this, pretty stupid, like I give a fuck anyway, no don't care what anybody thinks.
 
Mariners are running out of time now, need 2 runs. Fucking how terrible are the Mariners, can't get 2 runs off fucking Leblanc are you kidding me, the Yag Frenchman ha.
 
Well gotta hope the Mariners get the dick outta their ass and start hitting a little here late, I don't know what the fuck they are doing. I mean Leblanc that guy isn't even a damn major league starter, he is a reliever, and shit he isn't even good at that, wow, okay.
 
You gotta be kidding me with this Leblanc shit, I mean what the hell? Okay, hopefully this bitch will get ripped here I hope. I can't believe it, well it's my luck, these bums pitch out of their minds one time against me, their one shining moment ha.
 
One shining moment Leblanc reached for the sky, ha, I think that is how that song goes at the end of the NCAA tourney, not sure why I thought of that.
 
Damn it I thought going in Seattle getting 2 runs was a lock down sure thing. Figure more could happen with Leblanc, I knew king Felix would not give up 1 with bums in there for the Angels.
 
Well I'm screwed now the pen is coming in, not sure who the Angels are bringing in, hopefully it is one of their worst guys, like Leblanc. Not sure it matters, fucking Seattle is so inept they couldn't hit me, fuck I could go out there throwing my 70 mph fastball and rough change at 55, ha they would have no chance.
 
Ha like I could hump it up to 70, no doubt it there, well maybe I don't know. I did have a good arm at shortstop.
 
Fucking may as well forget about this. Need 2 runs in 3 innings, not gonna happen. Should have bet the unders.
 
Seattle ha they couldn't hit Leblanc then the Angels didn't even bring in a good reliever, and nope, can't hit him either. They should be ashamed of themselves for this performance. Whoa, I mean I don't know any team that could do worse really, this was a piss poor effort.
 
Guess I still got 3 innings here, hope Seattle wakes up. Fuck I doubt the Angels are gonna use any of their good pitchers, but hell it doesn't matter. The Mariners couldn't hit my mom from what I'm seeing.
 
Well fuck it is funny cuz the Angels are basically saying here you go Mariners, win the game, we don't care, and the Mariners can't do it ha, fucking a, that's how it goes I guess.
 
Deion and Devin Hester were having a touching moment ha. I just saw that on one of my tv's cuz I didn't turn the channel. Yeah crying and rubbing shoulders haha, those bitches, oh here we go looks like a presentation by Deion yep a #21 Falcons jersey, yeah there we go, touching moment haha, go have butt sex now guys. Man I am a bit wrong on that, should not say that, but I'm pissed cuz of the Mariners right now, so fuck it.
 
Fucking shit, got 2 innings to get 2 runs, that is gonna be a chore. Guess I gotta hope the Angels bring in somebody terrible at some point and I hit him. Well got extra innings too, but I need 2 runs. Shit this is not good.
 
I did like the Hester high stepping with his hand behind his head on the td run on the punt, that was awesome. Fuck I would do that too, shit I would get a penalty every time I got a td. My shit talking ass, oh yeah fo sho penalty coming my way, fuck I would get a damn penalty anytime I did something.
 
I remember though when high stepping and showboating like that wasn't a penalty, fuck it should be like that now, I like a good high step to the end zone ha. Fuck they didn't used to flag that, I remember all my Husker defenders picking off passes and high stepping to the end zone, no flags. Well shit that happened all the time baby, the Huskers fuck.
 
Ha saw Hester again, that is awesome, the high stepping to the end zone, ha, yes, that is the shit mothafucka, I remember when guys did that all the time, now a flag on that. Fuck I don't think there is anything wrong with high stepping to the end zone, fuck that, shit that is just being the man baby, talking shit, well not talking, but ya know.
 
Fuck I would high step it to the window when I was in Vegas ha, no, but that would be funny, high stepping to cash a ticket with your hand behind your head ha.
 
Well got a real problem now, need the Mariners to get 2 runs. All I can hope for I guess is that it keeps going and eventually the Angels put somebody in that blows and then we tee off. I can't believe this Mariners lineup couldn't hit the guys that were in there, guess okay, maybe somebody terrible enough will come in they can. These bums how did they win so many games, fuck the Angels were giving you the game and you didn't take it.
 
It was Leblanc's one shining moment he reached for the sky ha, I keep thinking of that dumb song. That bastard, fuck him in his stupid ass, but the Mariners aren't hitting the bums they bring in outta the pen either.
 
Fuck we got trouble now, not sure who is up for the Angels, oh this guy blows, should be able to get him out, unless my boy doesn't throw strikes.
 
There we go, tense moments there. Problem is I need 2 runs, not 1, I bet it thinking they could get some runs off Leblanc, but no, that guy had his one shining moment tonight ha.
 
Crap, I don't want Seattle to get a hit here, well they are walking a guy. A double would work, that may get 2 runs in, ha, I am sitting here hoping for 2 runs.
 
Booooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha 3 run homer baby, bang bang, yes!!!!!!!!! Gimme that shit bitch.
 
I want to rub your shoulders ha, like Deion and Devin Hester, ha, that was Yag. But hell I would fuck I needed that, fucking yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-0 Mariners, bang bang, booooooooooom!!!!!!!
 
Crap Conger with a homer, that guy sucks, shit you bum come on. Man I am gonna lose this Rodney fuck is gonna blow it.
 
Holy shit, fucking error are you kidding me. Okay, well this is what happens to me, shit I can't believe it with baseball this always happens.
 
Boooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!! Got him looking, hell yeah sit down bitch Tuck rules baby, sit down fuckas haha, wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
 
Not gonna say anything else, just good Peterson is out for the year haha, fucking suck it bitch, haha. I don't wanna say any names. Well then he will say like he traded him for somebody, cuz he has shit flowing out his ears, fuck it is pouring out, haha, shit in his eyeballs, but then you gotta ask yourself okay, who in that situation would trade for Peterson unless they were riding the short bus, fucking nobody. Guess if he is in that kind of league with a bunch of retards then maybe ha. Just admit it, your team is in the tank for the year bitch, haha, I love it.
 
Shit a guy like that, I know those fucking guys, they say a bunch of shit, and it is all garbage. Fucking yg his fantasy team and his money are in the toilet ha, he will probably say some crap about something how he traded with a guy and traded Peterson, haha, you know sometimes baby you get the dick in the face, nuts all over ya, about time you did *****. Fuckin fuck you, I am glad you lost your fantasy money. It is funny though he will claim oh I made a trade, yep got these guys for Peterson, shit when I heard about that I knew Peterson was done for the year. Who the fuck wouldn't? Unless your a complete idiot you would know he is done for the year, you can't beat a kid and have a bunch of charges and keep playing ha no.
 
That wasn't completely clear, what I mean was everybody knew Peterson was done for the year, nobody would give you a trade. So if you had him on fantasy, your done, ha, no trade there bitch. Just glad yg picked him, ha, that is nice, fucking I need some things to go right damn it. Hey gotta win my small battles, yes, yg's fantasy team went down wooooo!!!
 
Ha I think he said something like that, that he traded Peterson, man you can suck my balls if you think I believe that crap. Spew the bullshit baby, it is all you have, unless you put up picks on here, put up or shut up, bitch ass *****!! Put your set up or shut up!!!
 
Ha I am still surly from that, well it is just the principle of the matter. I don't really care about the money, I don't like some dude ripping me off, fuck I wanna kick his ass ha.
 
Shit I better just go to bed, ha, no need to talk about stupid crap like that, I'm over it. It is funny though when I get drunk sometimes I get fired up, think I just wanna kick his ass ha, well it is just the principle, fuck I wanna kick his ass. I'm sure I could he just lies about everything from what I know, he's probably 5 foot 8 and 160 ha. We need a CTG, fucking cage match ha, me Tuck vs Yg, fucking shit, I'm down, I don't care if I get beat shit I'm pissed.
 
Ha ha that would be funny Tuck vs yg, cage match, fuck I would probably get my ass beat, unless yg is a total puss ha. Well I am not a huge bitch, but I think most guys would take me in a fight.
 
Man that is not a good idea for me, shit I am in no condition to fight anybody lol, I shouldn't have said that. Oh fuck I would get my ass kicked with the condition I'm in. Well ya know if I landed a bomb right away I would be okay, otherwise no.
 
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