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tuckfexas

Pretty much a regular
Just figured I would put all of em in one thread, I don't need 3 threads going. Sure that is fine. Man yesterday sucked ass, in the MLB. That under in Oakland, oh my, how the fuck did that lose? What a debacle there. I was counting my money, thought I had won 600 on the night then dip shit blew it for Oakland in the 9th. Damn it, I was getting closer to Tatie, that hooker on the Lincoln backpages. What the hell kind of name is Tatie anyway? She is probably too expensive for me anyway with those big titties. She doesn't show her face though on there, but that's just cuz of cops, most of those chicks don't want their face on there, fuck I wouldn't either if I were them. Nobody cares about my checking on hookers online, pretty sure no, but I say what I want and could give a fuck. Better just get to the bets, I'm not even drunk yet and rambling like a moron about hookers online ha.


Auburn -7 at Kansas St, got a -115, risking 345 to win 300

Until Auburn starts not covering games I will bet them or not bet the game. They are ATS machines since Malzhan took over. That Kansas St at Iowa St game is a bit of a red flag as well on K St, red flag ha, why did I say that? I don't like dumb cliches. Well anyway, any top notch elite team isn't struggling to beat Iowa fucking St, ummm, no. Auburn go to Ames and barely pull out a win, lol, no I can't really imagine that, unless 12 starters were out for em or something.

NFL time

Tampa at Atlanta over 47, at -105 risking 315 to win 300

Really got the worst of this number, whoa. Oh well it will make it I think. Atlanta should put up a boat load of points I think at home. The Bucs are banged up on defense which helps no Mccoy up front and Clayborn has been hurt. Plus Foster at LB is out as well. Atlanta can block what Tampa has up front is my guess. Saw Matthews is back tonight too for Atlanta at left tackle so that's good, cuz against the Bengals that was an issue last week for Atlanta from what I read, didn't watch the game. Now the hard part, coming up with a reason Tampa will score ha. Well here's my theory, I think it makes sense, but who knows. Figure Mccown was under serious pressure from the St Louis and Carolina fronts cuz those guys are pretty tough, and LB's are pretty rough, on those teams. Hoping Mccown gets protection tonight to be able to toss it around since Atlanta doesn't have that fierce rush, well they don't even have a damn sack yet ha, that is kind of crazy. Mccown did pretty well last year with the Bears.
 
Why didn't u grab the Phillies last night?
Coulda paid for tatie with the winnings
 
Yeah ha, I need to listen to you Dudley, you have provided some winners and I didn't bet em. Tatie, ha she would probably make me pay a damn thousand or something. Those huge tits would command a price, it's funny cuz she isn't a big girl at all, sure those are fake tits, but I likey anyway, fake, real, don't care. And she's half black looks like, I love me some black chicks.
 
Instead tuck went with my under in Oakland, which at 1-0 in the 9th and 1 down still somehow didn't happen
 
Tatie she dies her hair like my bro's wife, well she does that sometimes, my bro's wife. I don't mind it really, the red died hair, perfect for after the Husker victory Saturday.

Yeah I can't call her now dudley I don't have money to spend on that, if I win then I can. Guess no harm in calling, but sure that would just piss her off if I didn't have the money yet, would me ha.

Yep the ol 6 runs in one inning, the 9th blowjob there.
 
Here ya go tuck
4 team parlay for shits n giggles
Tampa +7
Over 47 Tb/atl
Aub -7
Over 63 Aug/kst

Predictions Atlanta 27-24. Auburn 41-31
 
Could be dudley, not sure I wanna do a parlay, not sure if all 4 will happen. Those are the other 2 sides I would take though. Here we go, I'm not gonna do it, and then sure enough dudley picked it again.
 
Drop $30 on it. Prob will pay 300 if u have to buy a half here or there
 
I kind of like Tatie's legs too, they are just sleek and muscular looking ha. Well not big or something like a fucking dude, just athletic in shape. Like my chicks kind of athletic.
 
Ha there manchester. You can look at her on Lincoln backpages.com, they have all kinds of chicks on there. Tatie put up an add on Wednesday's list. It says Tatie on it, where you can click it, she's 23. She is half black I think, but she says no black guys ha, a bunch of those chicks say no black guys. I know why though, don't wanna Ray Rice beat down, or some huge 12 inch tube or more.
 
I can't say her face though, but she has some big titties, and she is half black, I love both of those things.
 
tuckfexas said:
Ha there manchester. You can look at her on Lincoln backpages.com, they have all kinds of chicks on there. Tatie put up an add on Wednesday's list. It says Tatie on it, where you can click it, she's 23. She is half black I think, but she says no black guys ha, a bunch of those chicks say no black guys. I know why though, don't wanna Ray Rice beat down, or some huge 12 inch tube or more.
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Just a guess here,but I think its got something to do with their roosters
 
Yeah I think so too there manchester, those chicks don't wanna take a huge tube ya know a 12 incher +. Want a normal good Irish white guy like me.
 
Pictures been took down,but my "friend" told me,if they list their number the way she did,they are genuine... if they spell the number or use some other way of displaying their cell,beware
 
Yeah, it does kind of worry me if I contact one, what will happen. I don't wanna go to jail for being a John. Shit jail is terrible even if it is just a few hours, man I can't take it.
 
I doubt she would do it for 100 bucks no way there. I think more like 500, fuck could be more not sure. Maybe I will hook it up for after the Husker game Saturday, shit I will be all hammered then. Either take out my frustrations on Tatie beat the pussy up, or it will be a touchdown dance ha.
 
look how this one wrote her cell #,my mate told me theyre the ones to avoid.Generally the ones who write their cell proper are safe,dont worry about the feds.

$500 ?!?! you can do high end models for that,this Tatie be $200 tops,probably a hundo tho
 
Yeah you could be right Manchester about 200 bucks, she looks good though from what I see those couple pictures. Fucking nice titties, and her body looks good, nice ass it appears. Hookers though they always fucking charge more than their worth, I haven't got one in a while though.

Fuck I'm calling her later tonight, will see what she says. I am gonna line it up for Saturday after the game, so around midnight Saturday.
 
tuckfexas said:
Yeah you could be right Manchester about 200 bucks, she looks good though from what I see those couple pictures. Fucking nice titties, and her body looks good, nice ass it appears. Hookers though they always fucking charge more than their worth, I haven't got one in a while though.

Fuck I'm calling her later tonight, will see what she says. I am gonna line it up for Saturday after the game, so around midnight Saturday.
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let us know what she said lol

cya later pal
 
I am so nervous to do it though cuz I never have ya know called a hooker with an add on the web, ha, I don't know if I can. I want to, she looks really damn sexy to me, unless her face is terrible. Well none of em, or barely any show their face, cuz the cops, they don't want that out there.
 
Ha that Tatie she is probably related to my bro's wife, who is half black. Fuck she has like a million cousins here, that would be funny.
 
Maybe I should check with her, if she has a cousin Tatie ha, bet she may. That may not be her real name though that she put up.
 
Damn it no relation, well my bro's wife didn't know a Tatie, and then looked at her, but she doesn't know cuz no face shot. Would be gambling then, yep, I better see if those things are safe at all.
 
Samantha Ponder ha, that Christian Ponder waited until marriage to bang that. She is a God freak, some religion. Man I got no time for that, you ain't puttin out see ya square bitch, fuck that.

Good deal UT.
 
My bro's wife was like you idiot, don't fucking call that chick, haha. She is probably right on that, who knows if any of those chicks are cops or whatever, could be.
 
I don't like K St either, but I don't bet against em cuz of that, but it just makes it better when I can beat them.

Damn it come on Auburn. They are fucking up on offense so far. Oh well FG there.

Kansas St I remember when me and my buddies went down there to Manhattan, and the Huskers beat their bitch asses with a 3rd string walk on qb, Matt Turman, the terminator. Just Lawrence Phillips left, LP to the right, Lp up the middle. Matt Turman, ha, both Tommie Frazier and Brook Berringer were hurt. Put in this little puss ass qb from some small town in Nebraska, still kicked their ass anyway. Fucking Phillips was just in beast mode all game.
 
You dumb ass, what the hell? Jumps offside on that crap. Whoa, they must be doing his school work for him, probably can't read being that dumb ha.
 
Added on a bet.

Seattle -1.5 at Angels, -130 risking 390 to win 300

Angels are gonna rest all their guys, confident in that. Then the kind can mow em down, so need 2 runs to win. With Leblanc in there I think it should happen.
 
Nothing quite like making assumptions on a lineup and betting lol, but I think they will they have shit locked up the Angels are gonna give their big guns a rest tonight.
 
Well even if they have some regulars the king can shut em down anyway. Plus fucking Leblanc is going for the Angels that guy blows.
 
My bro's wife when I talked to her to see if she knew Tatie, she pretty much just gave me the business ha. She was like quit thinking with your dick, ha, it is true though, shit that could be a setup for all I know. I do wanna gamble kinda though.
 
It is funny though how many damn cousins she has, my bro's wife, black people with their big families. It seems like she's related to every black person in Lincoln lol, no not quite but it's close.
 
Damn TD Kansas St, this is not looking good.

Jeter just blasted one for the Yanks, oh my, didn't think the old man could hit it that far anymore. Have that on one of the 4 tv's, guess it was down the line, but it was still way outta there.
 
Who the fuck cares what some dumb fucks pick on ESPN, ha. That Scott Van Pelt, a pick that is sure to rile up an SEC fan base. You have to be a retard to care what Lou Holtz is picking ha, or whoever they have I don't care who it is. Guess maybe people are that stupid to get fired up over what somebody on ESPN says, ha that is funny.
 
Ha that commercial they just had on ESPN, my life expectancy now is 24 years, shit he was old already. Yeah they could check me out, somebody tell me life expectancy, well it is about 5 years Mr. Tuck, if your lucky ha.
 
My money expectancy is not more than a couple months, but that is a big variable cuz I'm betting big money, so who knows there. Could be okay for a while if I win, no way I'm just sitting on what I have and waiting to get a job at the damn grocery store.
 
My money expectancy, well you know I am retired now, lol.

Crap Atlanta fumbled at the damn 1, great. Guess that is looking okay provided Tampa can put up a TD, shit they look completely inept, whoa.
 
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