The CTG Team - The Lincoln Red Imps

[~Utah]

STEED is IMPotent

 

[RetroVK]

It's not like I'm doing something IMposible

What was the IMPetus for switching to spanish?

 

[RetroVK]

STEED is IMPotent

That's good news. Now he won't IMPregnate anyone.

 

[~Utah]

I too must go to bed, I am IMPatiently waiting for the game on Monday. Go IMPS

 

[KJ]

Wait just a minute here

 

[KJ]

It may hold true that Kyle, Ryan and Lee Casciaro are all brothers who start for this squad although through minimal research last night in anticipation of this life-changing match today I was unable to confirm this. Ryan and Lee are both quality policemen for the Gibraltar Defense Police.

And Lee is known as the King of Gibraltar!

 

[B.A.R.]

It's IMPerative that I get at least a XXXL or it will render the jersey IMPotent for me.

Dayum, too late.

 

[~Utah]

I like Kyle's avatar

 

[guaranteeed]

not my squad

 

[Lareux]

What a bunch of IMbeciles.

 

[~Utah]

not my squad

I knew you would be salty. This is your team, whether you like it.

 

[Schrute]

I'm gonna be so IMPaired by the time the game starts

 

[KJ]

Make sure you mark your calendars appropriately, Celtic visit Gibraltar on Tuesday at 11am PST

 

[KJ]

This appears to be quite the uphill battle, Gibraltar national lost in Glasgow to Scotland last year in Euro qualifying 6-1, but that one goal was a statement goal, the country's first ever in international competition

 

[guaranteeed]

Celtics gonna skull fuck this joke of a team

 

[~Utah]

Celtics gonna skull fuck this joke of a team

Always has to be one guy that goes against the CTG grain

 

[KJ]

Teed why do you hate the public servants of LRI? So hostile

 

[RetroVK]

Celtics gonna skull fuck this joke of a team

Our faith in this team is IMPervious to your negativity.

 

[SIGO]

Celtics gonna skull fuck this joke of a team

Nah the IMPs are gonna do the IMPaling tonight

 

[RetroVK]

SIGO !!

 

[KJ]

Tuesday mates, gonna start the tailgate tonight!

 

[SIGO]

SIGO !!

:tiphat:The IMPs are IMPervious to all the IMPish IMPugns thrown at them by IMPerialist Canadians like teed

 

[RetroVK]

Go go go

 

[~Utah]

just a few more days mates

for those that don't know, this is a 2 leg event

 

[RetroVK]

Mountain should intimidate the opponent on 1 leg. You don't just walk into Victoria Stadium and expect to get a result....

 

[~Utah]

yes, but if we are going to be supporters lets just clear up that this "mountain" is called The ROCK OF GIBRALTAR

 

[~Utah]

everything on the side of the rock, and on the side that faces the sea is the UK. Everything else in the picture is Spain!

 

[~Utah]

interesting how the airport runway works

 

[twinkie13]

what is this shit

 

[~Utah]

read the thread twank

 

[guaranteeed]

how does it work?

picture shows nothing mate

 

[~Utah]

there is a light at the runway

 

[~Utah]

tomorrow is the great day

 

[RetroVK]

First leg is where?

 

[~Utah]

We are at the Rock

 

[RetroVK]

How does the aggregate work? (As in tiebreakers)

 

[KJ]

Away goals

 

[RetroVK]

Figured we needed the counter anyway...

 

[KJ]

IMParadise! The return of Samuel Meatballs and Gibraltar's finest taking on Celtic all within a few hours, the universe is speaking its mind!

 

[~Utah]

2PM EST

 

[dylanphan]

 

[KJ]

opcorn::cheers3:

 

[Lareux]

We are at the Rock

I am a bit surprised that no one has mentioned the Rock of Gibraltar, seeing as how that rock is literally the famous Rock of Gibraltar.

There are 200+ macaque monkeys which live on the rock. The only wild monkeys is Europe.

 

[~Utah]

Goal!

 

[KJ]

:goal::goal:

 

[scarf31]

It looks like the Police Officer scored the goal according to Dylan Phan's chart. Score one for the cops...literally.

 

[KJ]

That would be the aforementioned King of Gibraltar!

 

[Monger]

Oh Brendan Rodgers. Celtic was at -2 or -2.5, don't recall what the ml was.

 

[scarf31]

ML before the game was +2000 according to Flashscore

 

[KJ]

Great performance today, avoided the away goal as well