Tennis Discussion Thread

[pressitup]

i took one of my faves for only $20
I'm all about fading coco
Got lucky

[Jan-20-2025 07:30 PM] [MU] - WTA - AUSTRALIAN OPEN
[8752] PAULA BADOSA +276 (COCO GAUFF vrs PAULA BADOSA)

 

[KJ]

Holy shit Tommy Paul is basically what you google the opposite of clutch

Bageled in the 2nd set TB lol fuckin' guy

 

[cubsker]

14-1 in the two tiebreaker. Don't think I've ever seen that.

 

[cubsker]

Don't know how he gagged that 2nd set.

 

[KJ]

Tommy wins set 4 he wins the match

Bet accordingly. Sasha is a bad version of toast

 

[KJ]

This match man. Zverev can barely stand up.

Then we get Sabby vs some random ranked chick that has 20 syllables before kova in her name

 

[KJ]

Tommy is the only opponent of Tommy this last hour

 

[KJ]

There is a lot going on tonight. Joker v Alacaraz is cool, winner gets Sasha and seriously I don't know how it's competitive. Make him play, every point becomes tougher. Hate to use the diabetes thing against him but it's real and in these tough matches, he wears down. Sugar or whatever, these day matches take a toll.

 

[KJ]

Tommy lost a lot of points on his own BAR

 

[B.A.R.]

Tommy lost a lot of points on his own BAR

Thx man

 

[KJ]

Thx man

It was a hard watch

Sabby will likely destroy Kovakovakovakovakova and Joker v Alcaraz should be epic. not for the match but for the novelty

 

[B.A.R.]

It was a hard watch

Sabby will likely destroy Kovakovakovakovakova and Joker v Alcaraz should be epic. not for the match but for the novelty

Yeah, my guy has a pretty big future wager in Sabbbbbbby.. so that's my interest...

I'll wake up with the dog around 3rd set Joker... Try and finish the rest

 

[HUNT]

Pavlyuchenkova looks like an old English mumu wearing hag.

 

[B.A.R.]

Pavlyuchenkova looks like an old English mumu wearing hag.

I can't believe you spelled the name out bro.

It's "Scrabble"

 

[KJ]

I can't believe you spelled the name out bro.

It's "Scrabble"

It seriously mad me puke twice. Once from reading it, the other from laughing.

 

[CPA-hole]

I can't believe you spelled the name out bro.

It's "Scrabble"

Respect for typing it out.

 

[KJ]

Finally awake friends. Let's ponder.

 

[KJ]

The mid day grey area is a situation this time of year and my staff is on this tonight.

Does Sabby lose less that three games?

 

[B.A.R.]

Respect for typing it out.

Oh, for sure!

 

[CPA-hole]

Sab sprayed it around a little last couple games

 

[CPA-hole]

Pavs dresses like the old ladies that play golf at my course.

 

[B.A.R.]

A bit sloppy

 

[CPA-hole]

This is on Laver? Meaning Joker/Carlos is after this? So we need Sab to finish old lady hag off?

 

[B.A.R.]

This is on Laver correct? Meaning Joker/Carlos is after this? So we need Sab to finish old lady hag off?

Correct.

Starting time for the boys says 4:25 now.

I'm fading now, guessing that's an hour away. Back for set #3

 

[HUNT]

This is on Laver? Meaning Joker/Carlos is after this? So we need Sab to finish old lady hag off?

Correct

 

[CPA-hole]

This match certainly flipped.

 

[CPA-hole]

Holy shit. That volley. Lol

 

[HUNT]

She looks like Olivia Colman

 

[HUNT]

New mumu dress. On her period.

 

[CPA-hole]

Granny panties is bringing it.

 

[CPA-hole]

She looks like Olivia Colman

Yeah. She doesn't have that Russian look to her. I thought she looked a bit like Paula Creamer.

 

[CPA-hole]

Shank you very much

 

[HUNT]

Yeah. She doesn't have that Russian look to her. I thought she looked a bit like Paula Creamer.

Literally and figuratively

 

[HUNT]

Sabby with the yips

 

[CPA-hole]

Fugly game from Pavs

 

[KJ]

Yeah. She doesn't have that Russian look to her. I thought she looked a bit like Paula Creamer.

Jesus the directions this can take

 

[KJ]

Mom asked me if I thought dying was a good move tonight and obviously I hung up on her but after the Paula Creamer comment I think it was a mistake.

 

[CPA-hole]

And Pavs is done.

 

[KJ]

Sabby would eat any of us like a bratwurst

 

[KJ]

MASSIVE points with the cat claw fuck it all

 

[KJ]

This is life. Welcome to Tuesday morning great friends and hubs.

 

[KJ]

Sucks this is overnight because it's one of the coolest think in all of sport when it actually happens

 

[KJ]

There will be nothing pretty about this match, pretty sure that's been made clear

 

[KJ]

Welcome to getting old mate

Sciatica is a real motherfucker

 

[KJ]

Joker's face after every shot looks like min when I post

 

[HUNT]

Sucks he's hurt but that's part of the cap with a 37 year old vs Alcaraz.

 

[HUNT]

Novak is unbelievable playing this well, despite being hurt, no doubt the GOAT. Alcaraz is giving everything he's got to win these points. Nothing easy.

 

[KJ]

1700 Hunt

That's what the reported price was to get in for this

 

[HUNT]

Having said that. I doubt we ever see a line like that again with Djokovic vs Alcaraz/Sinner...hopefully Sinner is banned for a long time though...do not like that guy. Djokovic is a clean player, he does do his jedi mind tricks to opponents but never a doper.

 

[KJ]

Having said that. I doubt we ever see a line like that again with Djokovic vs Alcaraz/Sinner...hopefully Sinner is banned for a long time though...do not like that guy. Djokovic is a clean player, he does do his jedi mind tricks to opponents but never a doper.

Lol Sinner is a skier first

That whole thing was a fun joke, dude didn't remotely know a damn thing aboutt it

But skiing is something I trust