KJ
Bump. Set. Shuma!
Thing is here at least there are always incredibly hot women trying to get more tan than they were this morning. It doesn't work but it's fun to watch!
Sunday Discussion Thread
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2daBank
Voice of Reason
This is easily the worst part bout Theresa cancer. I havnt had pussy in over a year! I didn’t even go this long without in prison and no it wasn’t with a man anyoone thinking that! They had conjugal visits in the state I was so my ex-wife came down every couple weeks and I got to get my fuck on! I ain’t been without pussy in this long since I 1st got it! It’s getting so bad there was this poor dirty homeless chick downtown today I gave 10 bucks fo and i seriously started getting hard shining bout asking this poor flee bag if she wanted to make a little more!! All poor and dirty and sad and I gotta tell my cock no!! Far as the part bout giving her $10 I swear I thought I had a few 1s or at least a 5 in my wallet when I yelled at her to come to my window, I wasn’t planning on giving her a 10, another 10 I coulda got my dick sucked elsewhere! Lol. I felt so bad for her tho and there I was going across river to casino to bet a wad of cash. I had to give her something. .
KJ
Bump. Set. Shuma!
I'm just back in and a gal told me I'm too young
I'm 49!
2daBank
Voice of Reason
Stone k’s cashes like it was never in doubt! Can’t believe they gave out +130 on that!
I hope ya’ll been making money off my ass cause between props and nfl preseason I been putting on a freaking smoke show! I ain’t saying that shit to Brag I’m just saying get it while the getting good. Preseason over now and that shit like stealing! I can’t do that in regular season where every game decided by a penalty or turnover!
I hope ya’ll been making money off my ass cause between props and nfl preseason I been putting on a freaking smoke show! I ain’t saying that shit to Brag I’m just saying get it while the getting good. Preseason over now and that shit like stealing! I can’t do that in regular season where every game decided by a penalty or turnover!
KJ
Bump. Set. Shuma!
Couple black women on vacation, last night of their trip, want me to take them on a strip club tour of Scottsdale tonight. THAT's the shit that gets expensive so not doing that. But lots of hot in there. We don't play with the old wool, asked her a couple business type questions but it was funny when she said I was too young.
2daBank
Voice of Reason
even after that horrific 1st inning Woo still went 7 innings, wow. Cant believe nobody was offering fucking 18.5 outs. That some weak bs! Told ya if he made it the full 7 he would hit 7k’s, I just wasn’t sure he make it the whole way. After that 1st inning didn’t think there was a chance.
2daBank
Voice of Reason
Im not sure how to go bout this, I despise cheaters, do I tell my dying-ish wife nothing against her but I gotta get some ass! I don’t think I have the heart for that, I think she prob tell me yes too. Long as she doesn’t recover would it been cheating or just sparing feelings?? This a shitty dilemma I didn’t plan on having in my 40s and with a chick 7 years younger than me!
KJ
Bump. Set. Shuma!
I've regressed buddy. Since my days of being a responsible homeowner and hitting on the 20 somethings....I'm now 10 years older and still hitting on the 20 somethings. Why not?
The 30 somethings all have baggage, the 40 somethings have manageable baggage. 20 somethings still think I'm some young dumb partier and they're kinda right
The 30 somethings all have baggage, the 40 somethings have manageable baggage. 20 somethings still think I'm some young dumb partier and they're kinda right
2daBank
Voice of Reason
KJ
Bump. Set. Shuma!
Mate I get wrinkled eyes at times...today a twenty something looked as my ring finger to see if there was a tan line. I pretty much know where I stand, never married at 49 is a red flag but also did the deed with someone for 13 plus years....and didn't have to deal with divorce. Figure that's worth a point in the smart category.
KJ
Bump. Set. Shuma!
I get pissed when they don't card me
2daBank
Voice of Reason
This ump sucks. I’m so sick of them showing us a perfect box and exactly where ball is but the bitch Mfer calling balls and strikes is ducked behind catcher w no where ball was! Catchers trick Them moving their gloves after they catch.. it stupid, just fire these overpaid penguins and pay a 18 year old minimum wage and hand him a iPad.
KJ
Bump. Set. Shuma!
Our ID is good til we turn 65 so I look like a club kid
2daBank
Voice of Reason
The punk ass police around here have a habit of taking your Id when you get yourself into jail. Go figure I don’t even have a id the moment. I was so pissed when I walked out the jail and opened my wallet and my fucking Id was gone! I had to have weed delivered and Theresa had to bring her sick butt onto the porch to show the weed delivery guy since I have no Id. I dunno why these cock suckers do that? I can go right back to dmv and they print me another but it just pain and who has time for that shit?
