Joe Public
Gabibbo's Finest
Ah, Teaser Killer Week, how I've missed you.
And when I say I've missed you what I really mean is GO FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE, TEASER KILLER WEEK.
What did I learn in the NFL today ... Well, I did what I never try to do and that's bet against one of my own teams. I try not to do this because when I do exactly what happened today tends to happen.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad the Cleveland Football Browns got their first win of the season. And I'm glad that they may have a QB, but it's kind of impossible to really tell that. They put in a third string guy who teams have no tape of and he spends the day throwing up the ball and letting Josh Gordon & Jordan Cameron run under it. Does that make him any good? Who the hell knows.
It does make him better than Brandon Weeden and he sure does look like the second coming of Kelly Holcomb, but Minnesota's secondary was embarrassing today. It was also nice as a Browns fan to watch the game and think, 'Man, our passing game looks great, now if only we had a running—oh, right.'
What I learned about the Vikings. God they are a mess. And they have talent. They just, well, suck. You can't let a third string QB come into your house, when you're 0-2, and put up 30 on you. No way.
After really watching Ponder, I'm not crazy about him either. Which is something I'm sure you all will tell me I'm a year and a half late on, but whatever. I think you can give a guy some time to find his sea legs. Watching him now I'm not sure he'll ever get there. He seems like a really good backup. You know, like Kelly Holcomb.
Oh, I forgot, I could have started this with Thursday night.
1. The Eagles' defense is awful. They'll have games where they figure it out, get like six sacks and let the offense put up 30+. But mostly, as unrepresentative of how teams really play as I think Thursday night games are, I think Thursday night is about what you should expect from them. Everybody not named the Jacksonville Jaguars should really put up 24 on the Eagles.
2. When they don't turn the ball over, the Eagles' offense should be good for 20+ a game.
3. This was really the first time I saw Kansas City for a whole game and I like their speed. Really across the board, I was impressed by it. That's going to be underestimated, I think. That and Smith looks like a pretty solid system QB. Though Andy has a good track record of making guys look like good system QBs.
I don't care that GB lost, I still like 'em. I didn't see how it ended, but I did see how they lost the lead. That isn't going to happen every week. There were eight combined turnovers in that game. No way to cap that.
Give a ton of credit to Cincy, though. They're now 2-1 and back on the track everybody wanted to put them on out of the gate. And you have to love their rookie RB. Love him, I say.
In Washington, can we now officially say the Skins' defense is awful? Nobody has scored less on them so far than the Lions—and the Lions put 27 on them in DC.
Granted, I only saw little bits of this game, but I feel like it played out about as expected. Reading about it, it essentially looks like the Redskins basically shot themselves in the foot with their chances to win. Which is fitting considering that Detroit hasn't been able to beat Washington in DC since the War of 1812.
In NE, I'm still not sold on the Pats, but I feel like the only reason Tampa's season didn't just end today is because there are so many 1-2 teams in the conference. They're now three back on NO, with a head to head loss to them. It's nice that they come home for Arizona, but I wouldn't be surprised if they came out of their bye and went into a tailspin.
Honestly, I wouldn't be shocked if the Lambchops do the same at about the same time. St. Louis gets SF (at home on Thurs.) and then they mercifully get Jax, but then they go to Houston and go to Carolina before playing Seattle. Good luck with that.
Good job by Dallas taking care of business against a bad team today. The box score seems to back up everything we've been complaining about in this forum with regard to them for two seasons now. DeMarco Murray runs the ball 26 times, gets 175 yards and they win by 20+. Run the football, Dallas, you'll win more games.
Or you could just play the Rams every week. But the NFL has rules against that shit.
Two teams that I'm putting in the same bucket are the Steez and the Giants. Now, the Steelers may not be as bad as the Giants, but it's time for both these teams to admit they're rebuilding this year. No shame in it, the Browns have been rebuilding since 1999.
I hate to say this, because it will mean everything I thought I learned in Week One about this team is wrong, but is Miami good?
I mean, not great, but like 9-7, 10-6 good? This was a tough spot for Atlanta on the road with all those injuries last week, but, um, Miami is 3-0. Help?
Speaking of bad spots, Houston had been threatening to lose for two weeks, so today makes sense really no matter who they played. But it makes more sense if you look at the fact that the Ravens ran back a punt and an INT for TDs. Take those away and Balty probably still wins, but the score is probably more indicative of the game.
Going forward, I still have more faith in Houston than I do in Baltimore.
That I didn't bet the over in NY today on principle was just a failure on my part. I said I'd bet overs with Buffalo almost blind and didn't. Ugh. But for both the Jets and the Panthers this was one of those nice spots. Banged up teams with big holes coming into your house. I still think Buffalo is good for these.
I have no words for Indy/SF. I only saw the first quarter, but, um ... WTF?
Couldn't Indy have done this last week? Whatever.
Seattle's good, Jax isn't.
New Orleans is average, Carson Palmer is below average and owes me a good 20+ points he didn't bring with him on the plane to the big easy.
Tennessee is flying under the radar. They feel like KC to me. Maybe the bubble pops, but they seem like they're playing harder and better than anybody wants to talk about since they're not SF, GB, etc.
All that, and the Bears are beating the Steez. Like you figured.
But tell me what else you figured, Joe lost most of his bets today so he needs all the help he can get.
=)
And when I say I've missed you what I really mean is GO FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE, TEASER KILLER WEEK.
What did I learn in the NFL today ... Well, I did what I never try to do and that's bet against one of my own teams. I try not to do this because when I do exactly what happened today tends to happen.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad the Cleveland Football Browns got their first win of the season. And I'm glad that they may have a QB, but it's kind of impossible to really tell that. They put in a third string guy who teams have no tape of and he spends the day throwing up the ball and letting Josh Gordon & Jordan Cameron run under it. Does that make him any good? Who the hell knows.
It does make him better than Brandon Weeden and he sure does look like the second coming of Kelly Holcomb, but Minnesota's secondary was embarrassing today. It was also nice as a Browns fan to watch the game and think, 'Man, our passing game looks great, now if only we had a running—oh, right.'
What I learned about the Vikings. God they are a mess. And they have talent. They just, well, suck. You can't let a third string QB come into your house, when you're 0-2, and put up 30 on you. No way.
After really watching Ponder, I'm not crazy about him either. Which is something I'm sure you all will tell me I'm a year and a half late on, but whatever. I think you can give a guy some time to find his sea legs. Watching him now I'm not sure he'll ever get there. He seems like a really good backup. You know, like Kelly Holcomb.
Oh, I forgot, I could have started this with Thursday night.
1. The Eagles' defense is awful. They'll have games where they figure it out, get like six sacks and let the offense put up 30+. But mostly, as unrepresentative of how teams really play as I think Thursday night games are, I think Thursday night is about what you should expect from them. Everybody not named the Jacksonville Jaguars should really put up 24 on the Eagles.
2. When they don't turn the ball over, the Eagles' offense should be good for 20+ a game.
3. This was really the first time I saw Kansas City for a whole game and I like their speed. Really across the board, I was impressed by it. That's going to be underestimated, I think. That and Smith looks like a pretty solid system QB. Though Andy has a good track record of making guys look like good system QBs.
I don't care that GB lost, I still like 'em. I didn't see how it ended, but I did see how they lost the lead. That isn't going to happen every week. There were eight combined turnovers in that game. No way to cap that.
Give a ton of credit to Cincy, though. They're now 2-1 and back on the track everybody wanted to put them on out of the gate. And you have to love their rookie RB. Love him, I say.
In Washington, can we now officially say the Skins' defense is awful? Nobody has scored less on them so far than the Lions—and the Lions put 27 on them in DC.
Granted, I only saw little bits of this game, but I feel like it played out about as expected. Reading about it, it essentially looks like the Redskins basically shot themselves in the foot with their chances to win. Which is fitting considering that Detroit hasn't been able to beat Washington in DC since the War of 1812.
In NE, I'm still not sold on the Pats, but I feel like the only reason Tampa's season didn't just end today is because there are so many 1-2 teams in the conference. They're now three back on NO, with a head to head loss to them. It's nice that they come home for Arizona, but I wouldn't be surprised if they came out of their bye and went into a tailspin.
Honestly, I wouldn't be shocked if the Lambchops do the same at about the same time. St. Louis gets SF (at home on Thurs.) and then they mercifully get Jax, but then they go to Houston and go to Carolina before playing Seattle. Good luck with that.
Good job by Dallas taking care of business against a bad team today. The box score seems to back up everything we've been complaining about in this forum with regard to them for two seasons now. DeMarco Murray runs the ball 26 times, gets 175 yards and they win by 20+. Run the football, Dallas, you'll win more games.
Or you could just play the Rams every week. But the NFL has rules against that shit.
Two teams that I'm putting in the same bucket are the Steez and the Giants. Now, the Steelers may not be as bad as the Giants, but it's time for both these teams to admit they're rebuilding this year. No shame in it, the Browns have been rebuilding since 1999.
I hate to say this, because it will mean everything I thought I learned in Week One about this team is wrong, but is Miami good?
I mean, not great, but like 9-7, 10-6 good? This was a tough spot for Atlanta on the road with all those injuries last week, but, um, Miami is 3-0. Help?
Speaking of bad spots, Houston had been threatening to lose for two weeks, so today makes sense really no matter who they played. But it makes more sense if you look at the fact that the Ravens ran back a punt and an INT for TDs. Take those away and Balty probably still wins, but the score is probably more indicative of the game.
Going forward, I still have more faith in Houston than I do in Baltimore.
That I didn't bet the over in NY today on principle was just a failure on my part. I said I'd bet overs with Buffalo almost blind and didn't. Ugh. But for both the Jets and the Panthers this was one of those nice spots. Banged up teams with big holes coming into your house. I still think Buffalo is good for these.
I have no words for Indy/SF. I only saw the first quarter, but, um ... WTF?
Couldn't Indy have done this last week? Whatever.
Seattle's good, Jax isn't.
New Orleans is average, Carson Palmer is below average and owes me a good 20+ points he didn't bring with him on the plane to the big easy.
Tennessee is flying under the radar. They feel like KC to me. Maybe the bubble pops, but they seem like they're playing harder and better than anybody wants to talk about since they're not SF, GB, etc.
All that, and the Bears are beating the Steez. Like you figured.
But tell me what else you figured, Joe lost most of his bets today so he needs all the help he can get.
=)