NHL 2016 - 2017

YoungGun11 said:
Someone gives you a compliment, and you don't even recognize or care enough to realize they actually lost their wager. Instead you automatically go to chest thumping and how glad you are they won with your help, when they lost.
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lmfao, because I said I appreciate it as always.. that's chest thumping?

Damn, you really are feeling some type of way today aren't you fan boy? You've really been a hurt soul ever since your gf left aren't you? I mean I get it, the thought that you're gf got a free vacation and now is getting her back blown out by a man with a horse **** is killing you. But, seek help.. maybe buy a dildo.. or a bangbros subscription. I don't know what inbreds that love horses and gurgling their scrotum are into. But, hope it works out for you "yo".

Lol, you're a 29 year old saying "yo" :rofl:..
 
I don't remember saying "yo"

Maybe the glad I could help you win money on a dry NHL night, when he clearly said he played the Wild is what is so funny. It's actually comical you keep referencing her as she is at my house right now. I'll be that guy tonight, so don't worry. Just go back to your 500 wagers
 
YoungGun11 said:
I don't remember saying "yo"

Maybe the glad I could help you win money on a dry NHL night, when he clearly said he played the Wild is what is so funny. It's actually comical you keep referencing her as she is at my house right now. I'll be that guy tonight, so don't worry. Just go back to your 500 wagers
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Yeah, it was comical to me too that you're crying about your sister on the internet. But, it's all good. I'm glad she lost her senses again. And, good for you glad you got your new strap on in the mail to hopefully please her tonight. I will, good luck on your packaged plays loser.

YoungGun11
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scrotum gurgling 101 yo


 
You dropped the "yo" thing a lot faster than you dropped your bad habits with your record, posting final plays, and -6000 ML plays. Carry on Champ!
 
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MrPrimeTime with some zingers. This is some good reading. Didn't expect this in the hockey forum.
 
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Feb: 30-14-3 (+10.44)
Yest: 1-4 (-3.27)


STL 1.93
SJ 1.65 / O5 1.69
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>NHL: 322-265-40 (-10.93)
Feb: 32-15-3 (+11.06)
Yest: 2-1 (+0.62)


PITT TT O3.5 1.75
COL O5 1.65
NYR 1.95
STL 1.56
Ari +1.5 1.74


Parlay
Pitt/Min 2.35
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>NHL: 326-267-40 (-9.53)
Feb: 36-17-3 (+12.46)
Yest: 4-2 (+1.4)

<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}</style>Cbj 1.81
Ana 1.75
Col +1.5 1.81
Pitt U6.5 1.91
 
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Feb: 39-18-3 (+13.99)
Yest: 3-1 (+1.53)


LA 1.61
MIN 1.7 / O5 1.62
EDM 2.23 / O5.5 2.18
SJ U5.5 1.75
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>NHL: 333-270-40 (-6.7)
Feb: 43-20-3 (+15.29)
Yest: 4-2 (+1.3)


TB O5 1.71
SJ 1.97
SJ TT O2.5 1.78
ANA 1.84
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>NHL: 334-272-41 (-7.86)
Feb: 44-22-4 (+14.13)
Yest: 1-2-1 (-1.16)


Stl 1.73
Ana 1.75
 
in game (end of 1st)

Ana +2.5 2.1

might be wrong.. But, that's way too much value for their fire power and Arizona's lack of consistency.
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>NHL: 335-274-41 (-8.76)
Feb: 45-24-4 (+13.23)
Yest: 1-2 (-0.9)


NYR 1.81
NAS 1.67
Edm 2.35
Pitt 1.73
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}</style>In game (end of 1st)
Chi O3.5 1..93

29 shots in the 1st period. Some got to get through with these two teams on an offensive streak as of late.
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}</style>In game (end of 1st)
Nas U8.5 1.52
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>NHL: 337-278-41 (-11.1)
Feb: 47-28-4 (+10.89)
Yest: 2-4 (-2.34)


FLA U5.5 1.75
WAS 1.63 / O5 1.85
Was TT O2.5 1.58
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>NHL: 339-279-42 (-10.89)
Feb: 49-29-5 (+11.1)
Yest: 2-1-1 (+0.21)


NYR 1.91
Mon 1.61
TB 1.61
Chi O5 1.65
Nas O5 1.62


Parlay
Nas/Chi 1.86
 
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Feb: 53-31-5 (+12.14)
Yest: 4-2 (+1.04)


Was 1.52
Ari TT O2.5 2.18 2u
Ari +1.5 1.85
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}</style>LA U5 1.95
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}</style>MON 2.03 / U5.51.75
Pit O5.5 1.95
SJ 1.5 / O5 1.91
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}</style>In game (end of 1st)
NYR U6.5 2.55
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}</style>Chi 1.71
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>NHL: 355-286-46 (-8.67)
Feb: 64-34-9 (+13.32)
Yest: 2-1 (+0.43)


PHI 1.54
STL O5 1.84
WIN 1.85 / O5.5 1.73
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>NHL: 357-288-46 (-9.4)
Yest: 2-2 (-0.73)


PITT O5.5 1.87
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>NHL: 357-289-46 (-10.4)
March: 0-1
Yest: 0-1


Ott O5 1.74
Was O5 2.08
NYR 2.39
 
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March: 1-3 (-1.61)
Yest: 1-2 (-0.61)


PIT 1.57 / O5.5 1.88
ARI U5.5 1.86
CHI 1.58
CAL 1.67
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>NHL: 362-292-46 (-9.31)
March: 5-4 (+0.09)
Yest: 4-1 (+1.7)


CBJ U5.5 1.73
WAS O5 1.8
EDM O5 1.92
CHI O5.5 1.95


Parlay
LA/Was 1.93
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}</style>Cal U5.5 1.74
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>ANA U5.5 1.77
STL TT O2.5 1.56
ARI U5.5 1.78


Parlay
STL/Ana 2.1
 
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March: 11-8 (+0.8)
Yest: 3-2 (+0.11)


TOR 1.53
MIN 1.58 / U5.5 1.74
NYR +1 1.63
 
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March: 14-9 (+1.7)
Yest: 3-1 (+0.9)


PIT 1.81
BOS O5.5 2.2
DET +1.5 1.88
DAL 1.94
 
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March: 16-11 (+1.71)
Yest: 2-2 (+0.01)


NYR U5.5 1.77
PHI O5.5 1.93
CHI 1.6
OTT 1.81
 
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March: 18-13 (+1.45)
Yest: 2-2 (-0.26)


Chi 1.72
Pit 1.92 / O6 1.85
Away Goals +1.5 1.85
 
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March: 20-15 (+1.22)
Yest: 2-2 (-0.23)


OTT 1.75 / O5 1.75
TOR O5.5 2.0
CBJ U5.5 1.89
STL 1.89
PIT 1.59
WAS 1.91
 
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March: 24-18 (+1.2)
Yest: 4-3 (-0.02)


NYR 1.76
BOS 1.5
ARI O5 1.76
NAS O5.5 1.82
 
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March: 26-20 (+0.52)
Yest: 2-2 (-0.68)


OTT 1.72
SJ O5 1.78
TOR 1.81
CHI 2.11
 
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March: 27-22-1 (-0.37)
Yest: 1-2-1 (-0.89)


Cal 2.02 / O5.5 1.86
Pit O5.5 1.75
 
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>NHL: 385-312-47 (-10.91)
March: 28-24-1 (-1.51)
Yest: 1-2 (-1.14)


NYI 1.8
CBJ 1.61
TB 1.85
DET O5.5 2.47
 
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March: 30-26-1 (-1.51)
Yest: 2-2 (+0.08)


Ana O5.5 2.15


Parlay
Cal/Pitt 1.99
 
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March: 31-27-1 (-1.44)
Yest: 1-1 (-0.01)


Phi 1.65
Chi O5 1.76
 
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March: 33-27-1 (-0.03)
Yest: 2-0 (+1.41)


STL O5 1.81
NYR 1.67
WAS O5.5 2.27
Car TT O2.5 1.98


Parlay
Pitt/Chi 2.09
 
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March: 36-29-1 (+1.03)
Yest: 3-2 (+1.06)


CBJ 1.78 2u
 
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March: 36-30-1 (-0.97)
Yest: 0-1


Was O5.5 2.38
<style type="text/css">p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545}p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px 'Helvetica Neue'; color: #454545; min-height: 14.0px}</style>FLA U5.5 1.96
STL 1U5.51.69
EDM 1.57
EDM -1 1.92


Parlay
Mon/Stl 2.25
Min/Chi 2.17
 
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March: 40-33-1 (-0.83)
Yest: 4-3 (+0.14)


CHI 1.88
 
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March: 40-34-1 (-1.83)
Yest: 0-1


Pit 1.5
NYR U5.5 1.73
 
Fucking Pitt. My buddy lost on that same bet yesterday & I had a parlay that included a side on each game. Hit them all except Pitt.
 
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