***NFL In-Game Thread***

Henry longest rush was only 18.5 juiced. I’ll do that again next week

I’m prob on Jefferson longest yds the best players show out!
 
Big slap in the face to the Steelers. Ravens run 2 straight times with under 2 minutes left like they feel they don't even need to score before the half.
 
From ChatGPT: Here are five parody Mike Tomlin-style sayings for when the Steelers are getting crushed by the Baltimore Ravens:


1. “We’re not just in the kitchen; the Ravens are baking the cake, frosting it, and cutting us a slice to watch them eat.”


2. “Right now, they’re playing chess, and we’re over here trying to remember how the pieces move.”


3. “This isn’t a rivalry game; it’s a live autopsy, and we’re the patient on the table.”


4. “We came here for a fistfight, but the Ravens brought a sledgehammer, and we forgot our gloves.”


5. “We’re getting dunked on in a sport that doesn’t even have a basket. Gotta wear this one and respond.”
 
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