***NFL In-Game Thread***

Big slap in the face to the Steelers. Ravens run 2 straight times with under 2 minutes left like they feel they don't even need to score before the half.
 
From ChatGPT: Here are five parody Mike Tomlin-style sayings for when the Steelers are getting crushed by the Baltimore Ravens:


1. “We’re not just in the kitchen; the Ravens are baking the cake, frosting it, and cutting us a slice to watch them eat.”


2. “Right now, they’re playing chess, and we’re over here trying to remember how the pieces move.”


3. “This isn’t a rivalry game; it’s a live autopsy, and we’re the patient on the table.”


4. “We came here for a fistfight, but the Ravens brought a sledgehammer, and we forgot our gloves.”


5. “We’re getting dunked on in a sport that doesn’t even have a basket. Gotta wear this one and respond.”
 
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