MLB Tuesday

[tuckfexas]

How the hell does anybody drink, and just not get hammered ha? A question there, I don't know, cuz even when I worked I would still get drunk, except not super fucking kablasted like I do now when I'm not working. Don't know how anybody has like ya know 3 beers and quits, or 1 drink and says well I'm good, haha, fuck I wish I could do that, guess I can't though, I do limit myself more when I'm working just go to bed cuz I gotta get my ass up in the morning.

 

[tuckfexas]

Ha Kendall isn't even super hot, but I like her, I start thinking about a chick and then it becomes an obsession, now I have to fuck Kendall haha, she is pretty hot though, and I like the tattoos, I love tattoos on a chick, don't know why I like that.

 

[tuckfexas]

Come on Kendall, you need tuck you want tuck, haha, no she has no idea who I am. Fuck I would be paying for that snatch. I usually just pick out one chick I like the most everyday on there and then think about buying her haha. That is great, fucking Kendall today, she won the tuck 10 boners up award. Nobody else got more than 5 boners up, I don't think anyway, well I would give Rachel 5 boners up, she was okay ha.

 

[tuckfexas]

Getting all fucked up and talking about hookers ha, well they say they are escorts, but if I pay for one and I don't get any, I am probably gonna go Ray Rice on that chick ha. I expect to get some if I buy one of these online, fuck I wouldn't give the bitch any money up front or say it's okay to just hang out with me ha, I am not paying for damn companionship. Well if I wanna hang out with somebody it would be my bro or one of my buddies, not paying a chick to hang out with me ha, no way. Fuck I don't like hanging out with bitches anyway, unless I'm gonna bang em, fuck otherwise, fuck okay who cares haha, man that kinda sounds bad.

 

[tuckfexas]

Better think about betting against the Nats tomorrow since they clinched. But hell Harper is such a bitch he won't party with the guys, he will be in the lineup, ha, no probably not there. Doubt there will be many starters in there.

 

[tuckfexas]

I mean you know though all those guys are drinking and partying and banging chicks all night, doubt Harper would participate ha, that guy is a total dork from what I've heard. Shit I'm hanging with Jayson Werth and banging hoes, he is kind of older though maybe he wouldn't do that. I just thought cuz of the hair maybe he would be cool, shit I don't know any of those fucking guys so it would be a guess, fuck anybody that had some blow or wanted to go out and bang chicks that is what I would be doing. Sure a lot of those guys are banging hoes and partying tonight, unlike me, I'm on my computer talking to myself haha. I do like talking to myself on here, it is a good time.

 

[tuckfexas]

Kendall somebody needs to hook that up for Saturday haha, yeah right, row 43 north end zone behind the goal posts. Kendall ha, I do like her quite a bit, but I mean she is gonna be pricey for me, and I don't have much. That would be a kick ass day if the Huskers won big and then I got to fuck Kendall, really she isn't super hot, but when I start thinking about a chick, oh my, it just continues until I bang her, or if I do.

 

[tuckfexas]

I don't know I may text Kendall and see if I can get some there. Ha that is probably stupid as shit, but oh well, I am not the smartest guy, well it is more like I am drunk as shit and then everything sounds okay ha. You don't have a lot of restraint when your hammered.

 

[tuckfexas]

Fucking will be back tomorrow for some MLB, fuck the Angels may be okay. Will have to check out the Wednesday hookers on Lincoln backpages as well haha, maybe somebody can beat out Kendall, shit it is not a good idea to even think about buying those at all. Fuck wish I had a bunch of money, and wasn't scared about getting busted, I would just buy a chick every day on there. Shit it is all a fucking joke, fuck sure the cops are all over that site too, well I would think anyway. Could easily purchase a cop I bet. Fuck I'm out bitch.