I'm a moron.

[Wiretowire]

First of all my wife made me do this thread. I have been complaining (she says whining) about not being able to get my BetMGM mobile app to work. She asked me for my phone and after about 15 minutes she got the app to work just fine thank you very much. The problem? I never update or backup my phone. Never. I hate those updates where they are always after me to do this or do that. So, I didn't do them and stopped the auto updates and never even put security passcodes on either.

Well, apparently you need all that shit to stay up to date. So, yes, I'm old and don't know this stuff. I admit it now. Thank god she was there to save me before I made a fool of myself at Northfield at the BetMGM booth.

She also added, which I think was highly uncalled for, "So these guys listen to you about who to bet on?" Now you know why I married her 30 years ago. Gotta love that woman. GL

 

[VirginiaCavs]

I totally get your reasoning for not wanting to do the updates. But they are important also for security reasons. You should definitely do them regularly.

 

[chipnotized]

I've got this crazy bitch named Siri who's stalking me in my phone somehow, so I can't get my wife to help me, because this Siri slut will be filling her head with lies and trying to disrupt my marriage.

You're very lucky to have an in-house IT department.

 

[bulldogs]

ALMOST STOPPED READING AT SHE ASKED FOR YOUR PHONE......THEN YOU GAVE IT TO HER. omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wiretowire]

Thanks Cavs. That's exactly what my wife is telling me. I should have asked you first it would have been less painful. GL

Chip I read that to her, and she was crying she was laughing so hard. You Canadians have a strange sense of humor. GL

Thanks Bull. Funny as hell. Love it. GL

 

[KJ]

Thanks Cavs. That's exactly what my wife is telling me. I should have asked you first it would have been less painful. GL

Chip I read that to her, and she was crying she was laughing so hard. You Canadians have a strange sense of humor. GL

Thanks Bull. Funny as hell. Love it. GL

It's humour Wire

 

[2daBank]

Lmfao. I update woulda killed me also, tell her genius like us at one thing are often really dumb at things like phone updates or anything a 7 year old can do on a phone! Tell her we won’t be electronics shamed cause we grew up an era before learning this shit was priority 1! Plus tell her she welcome cause we know it boost her ego when they can feel all superior! I didht care anytime I had problems w phone or laptop and I throw to Theresa to have fixed in no time. Obviously now I’m on my own but still having some good visits then she takes nap time! Worked perfect today to get to see her then cap Games!! I missed when she would always try and look all sexy and distract me from betting and i ignore her till I had everything in, she get so pissed! then we never watched any the sports once I got bets in we had our own Olympics! Enjoy the good times!

 

[B.A.R.]

ALMOST STOPPED READING AT SHE ASKED FOR YOUR PHONE......THEN YOU GAVE IT TO HER. omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Outstanding

 

[2daBank]

I've got this crazy bitch named Siri who's stalking me in my phone somehow, so I can't get my wife to help me, because this Siri slut will be filling her head with lies and trying to disrupt my marriage.

You're very lucky to have an in-house IT department.

That Siri bitch not only a problem waiting to happen she a fuckinb know it all too! Like seriously bitch you couldn’t make me feel smart every now and again! Sometimes this Mfers knows where I’m going when I get in car before I do!!!! Siri gonna end up in a mfin river but that won’t even work cause she puts if all In the fucking cloud so I be picked up for doing her within a few hours!! And the phone no doubt been triangulated and found before I even get home!

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Man Siri is a great friend. I don’t get what your beef is with her. She‘s a wonderful conversation partner. She‘ll even speak German with me!

 

[2daBank]

Man Siri is a great friend. I don’t get what your beef is with her. She‘s a wonderful conversation partner. She‘ll even speak German with me!

We get it, she closest thing to woman companionship you have. Do you ask her to tell you dirty stories and break out the lotion? I could see being at your wedding, not with Siri but a different drone robot!

 

[2daBank]

Siri only bitch can hang with @VirginiaCavs intellect!

 

[2daBank]

I love you guys. Not like VC loves Siri but in less sexual way

 

[2daBank]

Im kinda high, does Siri have to go or @VirginiaCavs ? Lol

 

[2daBank]

One day we should have a “I’m a moron” Contest! Feel like I could finish 2-3 stores in top 5!!

 

[RetroRetrovk]

I don't even remember starting this thread

 

[wiseplayer]

One day we should have a “I’m a moron” Contest! Feel like I could finish 2-3 stores in top 5!!

We mock our parents only to realize we act just like them. I’m seeing this more and more with my 3 brothers and I.

 

[VirginiaCavs]

We mock our parents only to realize we act just like them. I’m seeing this more and more with my 3 brothers and I.

So Geico commercials are insightful after all!

 

[VirginiaCavs]

One day we should have a “I’m a moron” Contest! Feel like I could finish 2-3 stores in top 5!!

Dunning-Krüger checks out

 

[KJ]

I hope this thread never dies

 

[VirginiaCavs]

I hope this thread never dies

Well, there will always be morons -- including all of us at one point or another!

 

[KJ]

Well, there will always be morons -- including all of us at one point or another!

I hope this thread outlives me

 

[KJ]

And mind you I have nine lives

 

[VirginiaCavs]

And mind you I have nine lives

I wonder how you say meow in French

 

[KJ]

I wonder how you say meow in French

Took so much French between high school and college all I can say is there is an accent in there....can't tell you if it's slanted up or down because no one ever knew about those things

 

[Wiretowire]

Montreal wife says "Miaou" is how you say meow in French. I have no idea what the fuck that means but my exposure to French Canadians the last 35 years has taught me never to ask. GL

 

[KJ]

I wonder how you say meow in French

I believe it's meow

 

[KJ]

Montreal wife says "Miaou" is how you say meow in French. I have no idea what the fuck that means but my exposure to French Canadians the last 35 years has taught me never to ask. GL

I think loving French people and Canadians is something we are taught at a young age

 

[KJ]

Italians take some work but it's doable

Brits are a lost cause

 

[JROCK1966]

I’m terrible with women so I asked Siri for some help. She said, “This is Alexa you Moron!”





PS-stolen from Logan Lisle’s Dad Jokes

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Italians take some work but it's doable

Brits are a lost cause

How about Germans?

 

[cashflowmatters]

First of all my wife made me do this thread. I have been complaining (she says whining) about not being able to get my BetMGM mobile app to work. She asked me for my phone and after about 15 minutes she got the app to work just fine thank you very much. The problem? I never update or backup my phone. Never. I hate those updates where they are always after me to do this or do that. So, I didn't do them and stopped the auto updates and never even put security passcodes on either.

Well, apparently you need all that shit to stay up to date. So, yes, I'm old and don't know this stuff. I admit it now. Thank god she was there to save me before I made a fool of myself at Northfield at the BetMGM booth.

She also added, which I think was highly uncalled for, "So these guys listen to you about who to bet on?" Now you know why I married her 30 years ago. Gotta love that woman. GL

Hilarious