So my kid had this contest at the beginning of the year at school where each kid in the class picked one NFL team to win the Super Bowl. Each class in the school did it and whoever chose correctly gets to have an Ice Cream party at lunch hour the Monday after the game.
We'll probably neededless to say that little fucker chose the Falcons and since he can obviously pick games better than I can, I asked him if he thinks there will be a "ton of points" or if it will be a boring game and he of course, at 7 years old, things it will be a very high scoring game.
So because why the hell would I bet against a 7 year old and his ice cream.....
I pounded the Falcons +3 and the Over 58.5. I teased it, parlayed it, moneylined it, prop bet it multiple ways and have officially thrown my hands up in the air and said "fuck it."
Worst NFL season ever for me by 2x the most recent bad season. I suck. If it hits look for a new CTG handle next fall from a 7 year old something like "Egg McJunior" or similar.
Best of luck fellas. Fuck the Steelers and Packers.