Eggman Fade Thread

[Marlo]

You had to have absolutely fucking killed it last week?

 

[Marlo]

Like new tits for Mrs. Eggman killed it

 

[eggman]

You had to have absolutely fucking killed it last week?

Yeah. Murdered.

 

[eggman]

Like new tits for Mrs. Eggman killed it

Her tits are fantastic so no need. But maybe an attitude adjustment? Can you buy those?

 

[Marlo]

we both know thats impossible

 

[eggman]

NFL: 67-55-4 +183.2*
Seahawks +5 5.5/5*

 

[eggman]

NFL: 68-55-4 +188.2*
Cowboys -3 5/5*
Titans -1.5 5.5/5*
Lions +3 5.7/5*
Ten-1.5/Cle-2.5/Dal-2.5 0.7/3.4*
Cin/Buf/LAR/KC 5.8/5*
Cin/AZ/Buf/LAR 5/5.6*
TB/LAC/LAR/Cin/AZ/Buf 5/15.9*
Cin-6.5/AZ-2.5/Ten-1.5/LAC-2.5/Dal-2.5/KC-6.5 1/19.8*

 

[eggman]

I will start by saying I’m absolutely on tilt. Not because of a game or a beat but because of Draft Kings fucking me over. Made a stupid boost bet for min, and it somehow got messed up in their queue or something and basically added numbers to it to make it an astronomical bet. More than I ever would bet. Didn’t even see it until halftime and of course it loses. Went round and round with them 20x and they basically said “fuck you” even though I contacted them at half time telling them it was an error. It was erroneous. So I’m going in big on my “Play of the Year” because I love it so much. Here we go…

#fuckdraftkings

NFL: 68-60-4 +168.1*
Cowboys -3 5/5*
Titans -1.5 5.5/5*
Lions +3 5.7/5*
Cin/Buf/LAR/KC 55/44*
Ten3.5/LAC-3/Dal3.5 1/3.2*
Ten/LAC-3/Dal 1/7.1*
Cle-3/LAC-3/TB-3 1/3.6*
Ten12.5/Dal12.5/Chi14 6/5*
Ten-1.5/Cle-2.5/Dal-2.5 0.7/3.4*
Fields O30.5 RuYds 2.3/2*
Chi14.5/Car14.5/Pitt14.5/NYJ21.5 5/5.7*

 

[cogenman]

Good luck egg on that HUGE ML parlay.

 

[eggman]

Good luck egg on that HUGE ML parlay.

From your lips to God’s ears. It’s as good as I’ve felt on a ML parlay all year so it will probably lose.

 

[eggman]

That about figures…. Lol.

 

[eggman]

On tilt…..

Chargers/Bucs/Boys+3.5 10/21*

 

[eggman]

Bad day…. Bengals suck it and then Tommy the Goat banged me on a live +2.5 line in their game just to kick me in the nuts when I was down…

NFL: 73-69-4 +111.5*
Chiefs-6.5/TTo34.5 3.2/6*

 

[eggman]

Definitely took it on the chin by way of the Bengals losing SU as 11 point faves which killed a monster 4-team ML parlay….. sucked. But we move on…. Heading to Pittsburgh on Monday to visit @tru and catch some football…. Pretty excited!

NFL: 73-69-4 +108.2*
KC(wk8)/Ind/Buf/LAR 10/10.5*
KC(wk8)/Ind/Buf/Dal 3/3*
Mia/Bal/NE 2.6/5*
LAC-1.5/AZ-2.5/GB3.5/Chi7.5 2.6/23*
Packers 5*
Chargers -2 5*
Cardinals 5*

 

[eggman]

This is funny…. Rodgers out with Covid

 

[eggman]

If you go to a game that you don’t have money, do you actually go to the game?

Bears13/O33.5 6/5*
LAR-1/Chi13.5/O33 10/15*
Bears ML 2/4.3*

 

[eggman]

NFL: 87-91-4 +84*
Boys -9 5*
Saints +3 5*
Eagles +3 5*
Raiders +3 5*
Panthers +10.5 5*
Atl/Dal U55 5*
LAC/GB/LAR 2/5.8*
Dal/TB/Ind/Pit/Buf/AZ 1.5/3.6*
Dal/TB/Ind/Buf/AZ 3/4*
Dal/TB/Ind/AZ 4/5*
Ind/Buf-2/TB 5*
Ind-3/Dal-1/Buf-6/TB-2.5/AZ-2.5/GBo42.5 1/5*
LAR-2.5/KC-2.5/LAC-3 0.5/2.5*

 

[guaranteeed]

GL this week eggers

 

[eggman]

Fuck you Tom Brady….

NFL: 92-99-4 +78.7*
Rams
-2.5 2.5/1.8*
-4 1.5/1.4*
-6.5 1/1.3*
-9.5 0.5/1*
LAR/SF O50 11/10*
Rams-3/O49 2.5/5.2*

 

[eggman]

NFL: 92-105-4 +49.5*
Colts +7 5*
Jets +3 5*
Browns -11 5*
Ten/Cle/SF/TB 3/4.1*
Bear12/O39.5 10*
Chi14.5/SF/Dal10.5 5/6*
Bears14.5/Cle/Ten/TB 4.1/4.6*

 

[B.A.R.]

Leggo

 

[HUNT]

Gl Eggers