Eggman Fade Thread

[eggman]

Fade me, especially in the early afternoon posted plays, especially if I mention I’m at a Bears game. For sure then. Drunk live best are auto-fade max units. Let’s go.


Falcons O7.5 5*
Titans O9.5 5*
Washington O8.5 5*
Bears O7.5 40*
Bears O8.5 6/15*
Bears Win NFC North 3/13*
-maybe the worst bet I’ve made in a decade, and that is saying a lot.
Bears Make Playoffs 1.6/3*
Fields OROY 0.05/4.3*
Robinson O6/Montgomery O8 TD 2/5*
Bucs Win NFC 5/13*
Browns Win AFC North 5*
- because I want to see a Steed sighting saying “fuck me, Eggman mushed the season”

 

[B.A.R.]

I have a small bears future trying to outrace a potential Russ trade there lol

 

[KJ]

Leggo Monty!

 

[Joe Public]

Browns Win AFC North 5*
- because I want to see a Steed sighting saying “fuck me, Eggman mushed the season”

I have this same play so it won't just be Steed. Hahahaha. GL, Egg. =)

 

[guaranteeed]

Love the fields one

I think nagy is literally keeping to his word that AD starts week 1, so we may see fields by half time, but I'd say week 4 at latest when he can do lions into raiders, misses the rams sunday and browns week 3

It's always a qb, the jags OL is a problem for lawrence it looks like, jets are the jets, trey looks to be playing less, belicheck will probly run 40x a game for maccorkle

 

[eggman]

Let’s do it Teed! I think you’re spot on. Chicago will call for Nagy’s head (more) if Fields isn’t starting the first came we lose. He is the QB we wanted when they took Mitch. A proven player who can be the future, and football fans love the big college name.

 

[2daBank]

I know you a bears fan and all but it incredibly admirable you back them with your money!! Ya’ll best case scenario is Donald knocks Dalton out for the year so we can watch Fields!! Bears are my moms team also so I pay close attention to them, I was pretty excited for ya’ll that fields fell to a spot they could get him. I think he gonna be one the best in this draft eventually.

 

[2daBank]

Love the fields one

I think nagy is literally keeping to his word that AD starts week 1, so we may see fields by half time, but I'd say week 4 at latest when he can do lions into raiders, misses the rams sunday and browns week 3

It's always a qb, the jags OL is a problem for lawrence it looks like, jets are the jets, trey looks to be playing less, belicheck will probly run 40x a game for maccorkle

the bright side of Nagy being a complete tool and starting Dalton is this, I love the 1st half under on Sunday night! Rams will take some time to click with no preseason reps, Rams dline will be all up in daltons kitchen the entire half!! That why I think Nagy going with Dalton above some stupid promise, don’t think he wants to get fields killed by Rams nasty defense! Let Dalton be the sacrificial lamb!

 

[Marlo]

fuck

 

[eggman]

Week 1
CeeDee O62.5 ReYD 2*
Zeke O53.5 RuYD 2*
Cowboys +8.5 5*

 

[eggman]

NFL: 2-2 +3.3*
Bears +8 5*
NYJ14/LAC12/Phi13.5 5*
Pitt12/SF-3/Cle11 3/5.1*
Buf/GB/SF 3/4.5*
Seahawks -2.5 5*
AZ/Ten O53.5 5*
Eagles +3.5 5*
Packers -3 5*
Bengals +3.5 5*

was able to use some profit boosts to buy half points on Packers and Bengals for same payout so I did that. I’m no Scotty Sharp….

 

[B.A.R.]

You ain't sharp...

 

[B.A.R.]

Unless...

 

[eggman]

Adding:
Packers-3/Browns+7.5 2/3.7*

 

[eggman]

Getting in some live action on the Pack!
+8 2/1.75
+10 5.75/5

 

[eggman]

Packers killing me….

Bears +15/O40 5.5/5*

 

[eggman]

NFL: 10-9 +1.5*
Raiders +4.5 5*

 

[HUNT]

Fade me, especially in the early afternoon posted plays, especially if I mention I’m at a Bears game. For sure then. Drunk live best are auto-fade max units. Let’s go.


Falcons O7.5 5*
Titans O9.5 5*
Washington O8.5 5*
Bears O7.5 40*
Bears O8.5 6/15*
Bears Win NFC North 3/13*
-maybe the worst bet I’ve made in a decade, and that is saying a lot.
Bears Make Playoffs 1.6/3*
Fields OROY 0.05/4.3*
Robinson O6/Montgomery O8 TD 2/5*
Bucs Win NFC 5/13*
Browns Win AFC North 5*
- because I want to see a Steed sighting saying “fuck me, Eggman mushed the season”

Such a bad friend to @STEED

 

[eggman]

Alright, we roll into Week 2! A few things that didn’t make sense to me for this week….

- why everyone is jock sniffing the Washington Redskins this week so hard with Fitz out? Also, everyone hates the Giants so much, I don’t know, I don’t see it, but I’m super pissed I was too big of a bitch to pull when it was 3.5.
- Bears aren’t too bad, Defense isn’t solid in the secondary though. Dalton in revenge mode? Yup. Let’s go.
- give me points and the Boys after last week, I think Boys are rock solid this year, think they win SU.
- Rams are fucking good, Cardinals are fucking good. Fuck Marlo’s Vikings and the perpetually fraudulent Colts too. This parlay is a beast! Period. Not going going to call it a lock but the inner Tik Tok capper/pick “advisor” in me really wants to!

NFL: 11-9 +6.5*
Giants +3 5/4.7*
Bears -3 5/5*
Cowboys +3.5 5/4.2*
Panthers +3.5 5/4.5*
LAR/AZ 4/5.2*
Den/Ten11.5/Dal-LACU61 3/5.1*
Cle-2.5/TB-2.5/Det21 6/5*

 

[B.A.R.]

Alright, we roll into Week 2! A few things that didn’t make sense to me for this week….

- why everyone is jock sniffing the Washington Redskins this week so hard with Fitz out? Also, everyone hates the Giants so much, I don’t know, I don’t see it, but I’m super pissed I was too big of a bitch to pull when it was 3.5.
- Bears aren’t too bad, Defense isn’t solid in the secondary though. Dalton in revenge mode? Yup. Let’s go.
- give me points and the Boys after last week, I think Boys are rock solid this year, think they win SU.
- Rams are fucking good, Cardinals are fucking good. Fuck Marlo’s Vikings and the perpetually fraudulent Colts too. This parlay is a beast! Period. Not going going to call it a lock but the inner Tik Tok capper/pick “advisor” in me really wants to!

NFL: 11-9 +6.5*
Giants +3 5/4.7*
Bears -3 5/5*
Cowboys +3.5 5/4.2*
Panthers +3.5 5/4.5*
LAR/AZ 4/5.2*
Den/Ten11.5/Dal-LACU61 3/5.1*
Cle-2.5/TB-2.5/Det21 6/5*

 

[eggman]

@B.A.R. are you on Tik Tok? I am just for viewing but obviously their algorithm is solid, I get guys telling me what locks they have all the time. I love it. Reminds me of when “Jonathon Stone” used to call offering me the weekend for free in exchange with an agreement of doing business after. Also, I miss the “how much do you play on a game” guys looking for a mere 25% cut of the winnings. Lol. Man this world is full of awesome people.

 

[B.A.R.]

@B.A.R. are you on Tik Tok? I am just for viewing but obviously their algorithm is solid, I get guys telling me what locks they have all the time. I love it. Reminds me of when “Jonathon Stone” used to call offering me the weekend for free in exchange with an agreement of doing business after. Also, I miss the “how much do you play on a game” guys looking for a mere 25% cut of the winnings. Lol. Man this world is full of awesome people.

I'm not.

I didn't realize there was that big of a gambling sector on there(must be a bit naive).

 

[eggman]

I probably just hit the algorithm perfectly. Lol.

 

[guaranteeed]

With you on giants

Gl this weekend egg

 

[guaranteeed]

I probably just hit the algorithm perfectly. Lol.

Ya my algorithm is just a bunch of girls dancing

 

[eggman]

Ya my algorithm is just a bunch of girls dancing

Way better than mine. I must have really fucked it up when I opened my account. It’s all Trump, the worst is imploding, dogs that talk, recipes and Spanish music….. wish it was dancing girls. Need to reset my preferences…

Adding:
Titans +7 5*
Phi13/NYJ16/Mia13 5*

 

[eggman]

NFL: 18-12-1 +22.2*
TB/LAR U55.5 5*
Titans -5.5 5*
Packers +3.5 5*
Car/AZ/Ten/Buf/KC/Bal 0.65/2.1*
Car/Den/Pitt 4*
Buf/AZ/Bal 5*
LAC/KC O54.5 5*
Bears +7.5 5*
Pitt-3/Sea-2/TB-LARu55/GB3/Ten-5.5/LAC-KCo54.5 0.30/16.3*
AZ-1/Ten2/Bal-1/Buf/KC/Chi14 1/6*

Got to be honest, not loving this card all that much. A lot of big spreads that don’t scream to me to grab the points. Want to grab Jax at home +7.5 but currently I don’t have the balls to do it and AZ’s offense scares me considerably. Good luck!

 

[B.A.R.]

Good start to the season sir.

 

[L8kersFan74]

Where are the fades, sir?

 

[eggman]

Honest question… if you make 2 bad plays, pre and live game. Like fucking atrocious…. Is that an 0-1 or 0-2? Asking for a friend.

 

[eggman]

NFL: 21-23-2 +1.25*
Jaguars +7
Chargers -3.5
Ravens +1.5
AZ/LAR O54.5
TB -6.5
Vikings +2
Colts +1.5
Bal/TB/GB/Ten 1/4*

• all for 5*
• All parlayed 0.5/47*
• Double down on Pats for an ass whooping that Billy deserves. GOAT QB>Coach

 

[HUNT]

Honest question… if you make 2 bad plays, pre and live game. Like fucking atrocious…. Is that an 0-1 or 0-2? Asking for a friend.

I count every play personally if it's different juice, different unit you bet it, etc. They count in the sportsbook so they count if posted.

 

[eggman]

NFL: 21-23-2 +1.2*
Jaguars +7 5*
Chargers -3.5 5*
Ravens +1.5 5*
AZ/LAR O54.5 5*
TB -6.5 10*
Vikings +2 5*
Bears -3 5*
Colts +1.5 5*
TB/BAL/GB/TEN 1/4*
TB/Buf/KC/Ten 4/6*
Buf/KC/Ten 5*
Jax7/Ind1.5/Min2/AZo54.5/Bal1.5/TB-6.5/LAC-3.5 0.5/46.7*

FINAL

 

[B.A.R.]

Finally

 

[guaranteeed]

Let's go jags

Gl egg

 

[eggman]

NFL: 28-32-2 +3.8*
Packers -3 5*
Bills +3 5*
Eagles +4 5*
Titans -4 5*
Cowboys -7 5*
Saints -1.5 5*
All above 0.5/18.9*
Bears ML 2.5/4.9*
TB/Min/Bal 5*
GB/Ten/Min/Dal/Az/Bal 1/11.4*
GB/Ten/Min/LAC/AZ 0.75//10*
GB/Ten/NE/Car/Dal/Buf 1/13.9*
GB-2.5/Chi7.5/Ten-2.5 0.4/1.7*
Buf/Chi/Pitt 0.4/5.2*
NYJ/TB/GB/Ten/NE/Min/Car/NO/Pit/LAC/Dal/AZ/ Buf/Bal 0.1/55.6*
Chi10.5/NE-2.5/Min-2.5/TB-2.5/Dal-2.5/Bal-2.5 0.8/4.7*
TB-4/Min-3/NE-3/Chi11.5/Dal-1/Buf-1 1.5/10.5*
Phi10/Min-1.5/NE-3/Dal-1/BufO50.5/Bal-1 1.6/11*
TB-4/Min-3/NE-3/Chi11.5/Dal-1/Bal-1 1.6*/10.9*

 

[B.A.R.]

:cheers3:

 

[eggman]

:cheers3:

Every once in a while a drunk Friday night of placing entirely way too many parlays based around the same games comes out well, it’s very rare, unicorn rare, but it happened this week. Maybe covers the last 3 years of stupid fucking $50 six teamers, hit one tonight… a couple different ways. On top of that I have the Ravens ML or -1 as the last leg of 3 other parlays. I actually hedged the game tonight as I stood to win about 65 units with Buffalo +3 so hedged to win 35 if they did and 25 if the Chiefs came out. Wish I didn’t in hindsight of course.

NFL: 45-41-3 +70.6*
18-9 +71.3*
Ravens ML 5/5*
Ravens ML 1/11.4*
Ravens -1 1.6/11*

 

[B.A.R.]

Holy shit!

 

[eggman]

Holy shit!

I’ll know there was in fact a horseshoe stuck up my ass is Baltimore can win but by 2-7 tomorrow!

 

[eggman]

Fuck it. Cashing the Colts +7.5 in. You give me Ravens ML as a 7 point fave and I’m going to bitch out with a hedge….!!! No way. I was trippin’

 

[B.A.R.]

Gearing up for 2nd half of season pick club

 

[eggman]

Well I really fucked myself on the hedging. I hedged the Bills didn’t need to and would have middled the Ravens game, about 30* left out there but I can’t complain, probably the most impressive week I’ve ever had. And by impressive, I mean lucky, you guys know me….

NFL: 48-41-3 +110*
Chargers +3.5 5.5/5*
Bengals -3.5 5.5/5*
Cowboys -4 5.5/5*
Chiefs -6.5 5.5/5*
LAC3.5/Cin-3.5/Dal-4 0.75/4.5*
TB/Ind/LAR 5.8/5*
TB/Ind/LAR/KC 5/7.5*
ChiML/ChiTTo23.5 1/3*
Chi14.5/LAR/open 12/10*
Dal/Cin/TB/Ind/LAR/Pitt 2/10.7*
TB-2.5/LACo48.5/Cin-2.5/Dal-2.5/KC-6.5 1/12.6*

Headed to Soldiers Field on Sunday, will have to pour a little out for Fondy, I miss his Bears/Pack shit talking! Bear down!

 

[B.A.R.]

Well I really fucked myself on the hedging. I hedged the Bills didn’t need to and would have middled the Ravens game, about 30* left out there but I can’t complain, probably the most impressive week I’ve ever had. And by impressive, I mean lucky, you guys know me….

NFL: 48-41-3 +110*
Chargers +3.5 5.5/5*
Bengals -3.5 5.5/5*
Cowboys -4 5.5/5*
Chiefs -6.5 5.5/5*
LAC3.5/Cin-3.5/Dal-4 0.75/4.5*
TB/Ind/LAR 5.8/5*
TB/Ind/LAR/KC 5/7.5*
ChiML/ChiTTo23.5 1/3*
Chi14.5/LAR/open 12/10*
Dal/Cin/TB/Ind/LAR/Pitt 2/10.7*
TB-2.5/LACo48.5/Cin-2.5/Dal-2.5/KC-6.5 1/12.6*

Headed to Soldiers Field on Sunday, will have to pour a little out for Fondy, I miss his Bears/Pack shit talking! Bear down!

Do it again.

Have a couple dozen for Fondy and enjoy the game!

 

[eggman]

Adding Chargers/Ravens O51 5.2/5*

 

[guaranteeed]

Bears/packers is a game I'd love to see in person one day, have a day egg

Good luck on the picks too

 

[HUNT]

Enjoy the game egg. Bears and pack is such a great rivalry

 

[Marlo]

Bears ML coming after some tailgating this morning

 

[eggman]

Riding a bit of a heater…. Correction coming I’m sure but had 2 amazing weeks…

NFL: 58-48-3 +173*
Bills/O47.5 4.7/4.3*

 

[eggman]

Here we go… week #7 and one that is due for some serious market correction…. Vegas can’t handle another week like the last 2…. Proceed with caution….

NFL: 59-50-3 +170*
Browns -3 5.7/5*
Bengals +6.5 5.5/5*
Titans +4.5 5.5/5*
Panthers -3 5.2/5*
Eagles +3.5 5.7/5*
Colts +3.5 5.7/5*
NE/GB/Cin-BalO37 5/5*
Det25/Chi23/Hou27 6/5*
Cin16.5/GB/Ind13.5 6/5*
Cle/Car/Cin7.5/Ten7.5/Phi7.5/Ind7.5 0.9/12.5*

Update on my Futures….
Falcons O7.5 6.2/5*
* 2-3, 12 games to go… praying they can get lucky, doesn’t look good but I don’t see how they could play much worse….
Titans O9.5 6.5/5*
* 4-2, feeling pretty good about this one
Washington O8.5 6.7/5*
* 2-4 this was as much a Fitz bet as anything…. Oh well.
Bears O7.5 40/40*
* can they go 5-7 to close out? Please?
Bears O5.5 33/30*
* got to think they can win 3 more…
Bears O8.5 6/15*
* unlikely unless Pace opens the offense a bit
Bears Win NFC North 3/13*
* lol, idiot
Bears Make Playoffs 1.6/3*
* lol, idiot
Fields OROY & Mack DPOY 0.05/4.3*
* not happening
Robinson O6/Montgomery O8 TD 2/5*
* Montgomery injury kills this but Robinson’s lack of touches doesn’t help.
Bucs Win NFC 5/13.7*
* looking pretty decent…
Browns Win AFC North 5/5.7*
* need to step it up
Fields OROY 0.5/3*
* doesn’t look too promising.