Complete the Process....
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He was at dinner with his grandkids and got corrupted by some heathens, everyone needs to find a new slant
You do know the woman is just a random fame-seeker right? He's trying to guard his dick because she's trying to touch it with her butt. But I probably should have just stayed out of this thread altogether...
Joe Public
Gabibbo's Finest
It's true, one of the best ways to guard your dick is by shoving two fingers into her asshole. At least, that's the story I always go with whenever I get caught. You know, when I get caught trying to shove a couple of fingers into a girl's ass at a bar.
Don't suck up to the Michigan people around here too hard, Joe.
Joe Public
Gabibbo's Finest
I'm not even sure what that means, tbh. Do the Michigan people hate Urban because he constantly shoved multiple fingers up the ass of Big Blue? Because, well, that is a thing he did.
But seriously, and I say this even as a Gator fan who loved the teams he produced in Gainsville, Urban Meyer is a scumbag. I'm not sure this is even a worst kept secret kind of thing, I'm pretty sure it's an open secret. The guy likes to fuck co-eds. I mean, granted, who doesn't, but none of us are the coach of the football team at the university who's trying to score with 20 year olds. There's nothing really illegal about it, it's just super unethical and gross when you're in that position.
But that was always the (very loud) rumor of why he left Florida in the first place. And it was always a rumor at tOSU. Literally nothing about that video should surprise anyone other than him finally getting caught on camera.
And really, on the scale of infractions, this isn't good but it's pretty tame given where we are as a society any more. Which is probably why his 'apology' today seemed so half-assed. He knows nobody really gives a shit, for better or worse.
KJ
Bump. Set. Shuma!
I see what you did there
I respect your fair opinion
twinkie13
In transit, arriving late.
It’s been a disaster and it can end soon enough I think
Joe Public
Gabibbo's Finest
I'm just assuming "fair" here is being used as a synonym for "wrong." Hahahha.
No lol, the opposite of blind flamers just licking their chops to exploit controversial moments — no matter how artificially drummed-up — by spewing blind hatred. Those are low people, merely responding to their own petty bitterness.
I can attest to this..
One of the TWO women at the sportsbook was being very aggressive to Joe P's dick. He had to implement this defense method.
Joe Public
Gabibbo's Finest
For the record, I read this in the Axl Rose voice from their version of Knockin On Heaven's Door. "You just better start sniffin your own rank subjugation Jack, 'cause it's just you and your tattered libido, the bank and the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive."
Joe Public
Gabibbo's Finest
Joe Public
Gabibbo's Finest
Can I also add, that if and when the Jags get their first win, there is just a tremendous opportunity for Urban to take to the podium in the post game and open with, "Hey, Duuuuuuuval, who wants to smell my fingers?"
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Dont see anything in the family contract about attempted shockers in the bar to young blondes...
Can Shelley even be mad? He didnt break the contract
Can Shelley even be mad? He didnt break the contract
Frank Costanza
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Conspiracy hat says he's done and then off to USC.
Joe Public
Gabibbo's Finest
Feels a bit like they tried to buy him out and he wouldn't take the deal.
At the same time though, as an org you need to be focused on the development of Lawrence. So if you run him out of town, are you just wasting TL's first year entirely or can you bring someone in to help that.
At the same time though, as an org you need to be focused on the development of Lawrence. So if you run him out of town, are you just wasting TL's first year entirely or can you bring someone in to help that.
Teapot9
Not from 63rd
Dont see anything in the family contract about attempted shockers in the bar to young blondes...
Can Shelley even be mad? He didnt break the contract
This should be your avatar. That’s not a commitment to excellence.
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Assault
Gandolf
Leader of the Van Buren Boys
Wow, it's Nature Stone!
twinkie13
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No way
KJ
Bump. Set. Shuma!
Haha after the whole Aunt Becky scandal the last thing USC will do would be to get involved with a serial groper right now
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KJ
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Tomlin will be there another decade. He's licking his chops to have a team not run by Ben
Been a puppet for the last 12+ years, guessing he can't wait to actually coach a team
KJ
Bump. Set. Shuma!
How could anyone know? He's been hamstrung to Ben's jock almost his entire coaching career. He clearly can't stand it, but no better org to ride the tide than the Steez.
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KJ
Bump. Set. Shuma!
Are you talking before 2012 or so? I agree
Since then it's been a clusterfuck that I seriously am amazed he's managed
Ben has been a cancer for over a decade, started with the rape
