CFB Week 1 (8/28-9/1) News and Picks

RJ Esq

Prick Since 1974
2005-06 CFB Record
77-71, +0.52 Units

2006-07 CFB Record
70-48, +51.29 Units

2007-08 CFB Record
53-52, -33 Units

2008-09 CFB Record
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All plays for 1 unit unless otherwise stated.

Plays
Tennessee -7 (-110)
SCar -12 (-110) W
Texas -23 (-110) W
USC -19' (-110) W
Oreg St -3 (-105) L
Troy -6' (-110) W
Okie Lite -7 (-110) Freeplay W
Temple -7 (-110) Freeplay W
TCU -6' (-110) 1.5 Units Freeplay W
Kansas o45 TT (-115) L
 
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Columnist All but Calls Mitch Mustain a Bust

from The FanHouse - NCAAfootball
Filed under: Arkansas, USC, Pac 10, NCAA FB Media Watch, NCAA FB Rumors
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After transferring from the banana republic that is Arkansas football to the Shangri-La that is USC, it was expected that Mitch Mustain would seriously challenge to become the next quarterback at USC. NCAA rules forced him into a year on the practice squad where he appeared all but even with Mark Sanchez in the battle to replace John David Booty this year.

That's all changed. Sanchez was named the starter after the spring, but the gap was seemingly narrow between the competitors. Sanchez then dislocated his kneecap in a freak injury, creating the most golden of golden opportunities for Mustain to take the job and possibly never look back. Handed the world, Mustain appears to have balked, badly. Says longtime USC reporter Steve Bisheff, formerly of the Orange County Register:
nstead of being aggressive and taking control, he seemed to back off, appearing tentative and unsure of himself. In the first of three scheduled preseason scrimmages at the Coliseum, Mustain was outplayed by Aaron Corp, the redshirt freshman who had been the star of the spring game. Some said it was because Corp was playing with the first-team offense for most of the scrimmage and that things would change in the second scrimmage. Except that wasn't really the case. Most observers rated Mustain and Corp even in scrimmage No. 2, although some felt Corp had come out slightly ahead again.
Carroll hasn't said anything officially, but in practices this week, Corp, the more mobile of the two, has appeared with the first-team offense more often than Mustain. That is not a good sign for the Arkansas transfer.
Clearly. Sanchez has recovered remarkably fast and may be ready in time for the Virginia game, but he's now a marked man making it important for USC to determine his backup. Many observers at this point think USC may just settle for athletic but inexperienced redshirt freshman Corp. So much for Mustain's 8-0 record in SEC play!
With the expected arrival of No. 1 quarterback recruit Matt Barkley next year, things are looking bleak for Mustain if he can't even hold on to the No. 2 job. Heading to USC was a good choice for Mustain, away from a bad situation and onto a good and stable team. Unfortunately something appears to have gone horribly wrong in the process.
 
Wednesday Headlinin': Georgia shuffles, Tedford closes in

By Matt Hinton
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Tedford Is the Decider; Will Decide. Jeff Tedford told the San Francisco Chronicle he's "getting close" to ending one of the more intriguing quarterback derbies of the summer, between two-year incumbent Nate Longshore and up-and-coming Kevin Riley, who might have cost the Bears the game and a No. 2 ranking in Longshore's place at Oregon State, but was also beyond spectacular (kid produced six straight touchdown drives and the nation's highest single-game efficiency rating of the season) in Nate's stead in the bowl win over Air Force.
Senior incumbent Nate Longshore had a hot start to training camp and has been consistent, and sophomore Armed Forces Bowl MVP Kevin Riley has come on the last week.Tedford said neither committed a turnover in the scrimmage. Asked for the best attributes of each quarterback, Tedford said "experience and knowledge" for Longshore and "play-making and arm strength" for Riley.
The Bears will have a walk-through and personnel meetings today. Tedford said, "We'll know what's going on" with the depth chart at all positions by Thursday.
So far, a healthy Longshore has been a better quarterback than he's given credit for. But that hasn't been very often, and if Riley's that close, perhaps the future is now. Seems we'll know soon.
They Giveth, and they Taketh Away, Part One. Joe McKnight and Everson Griffen were back at full speed, Mark Sanchez took some snaps with the starters and continues to target the opener for his return, the stories about inflamed genitals were on the wane, and still the news from USC practice was of the half-empty sort:
USC's backfield, already in flux with quarterback Mark Sanchez coming back from a knee injury, sustained another blow Tuesday when running back C.J. Gable suffered hip and ankle injuries.Gable, a redshirt sophomore who started the 2006 and 2007 openers, sustained a sprained left hip and ankle when he was tackled during a scrimmage drill.
Gable lay on his back for several minutes before he was assisted off the field by team trainers. He was carted to the locker room and examined by team physician James Tibone.
C.J. spent the rest of the practice on crutches, probably waiting for McKnight or Stafon Johnson's autograph. With the Trojans' backfield depth, the fallout from any single running back injury -- even of unknown duration, like Gable's in this case; he'll undergo and MRI today -- is just crocodile tears. It's when they're all hurt that they start to worry, and they're not there yet.
They Giveth, and they Taketh Away, Part Two. The same day Tennessee received word hyped Florida State transfer Brandon Warren will be eligible to play tight end, it also announced presumed starter Jeff Cottam -- also hyped, and the younger brother of just-drafted Vol Brad Cottam -- will undergo surgery for a bad back and miss four to six weeks. That timeline puts him back in the lineup just in time for the trip to Georgia.
Meanwhile, Warren has a chance to move right into the lineup as a receiving threat -- though Luke Stocker or incoming freshman Aaron Douglas are a little bigger, and might have a better chance of filling the block-first role the Vols usually employ.
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Quickly...
Legacy QB Matt Simms is out of commission for Louisville's first four games for "an unspecified violation of team policy." It's too early for academics, so unless he skipped practice, expect an alcohol-related offense of some kind to trickle out in the next couple weeks. . . . Mark Richt set a tentative offensive line, with Kiante Tripp in Trinton Sturdivant's left tackle slot. A bigger surprise: huge true freshman Cordy Glenn over returning starter Clint Boling (pictured) at right guard. . . . Nick Saban's summer purges were so successful Alabama had three scholarships to spare for competent walk-ons. And Forbes found the magic formula for moving magazines in the Yellowhammer State. . . . Auburn tight end Gabe McKenzie is moving to defensive end, which doesn't seem any less crowded. . . . Florida's Jamar Hornsby was officially hit with charges of "unauthorized use of a credit card," the one you might recall that he's accused of stealing from a UF student's apartment following her death in motorcycle accident. Hornsby avoided a felony, amazingly, but he's still off the team. . . . Steve Spurrier is not happy with South Carolina's final scrimmage, but when has the OBC been happy with any practice? . . . Would spying on Kansas practices really be worth all this? . . . Danario Alexander was back running routes and catching passes for Missouri Tuesday, but not at full speed. . . . Just when Texas Tech's L.A. Reed was settling in at cornerback after three years at wide receiver, he goes down with a knee injury. . . . Walk-on and famous son Nate Montana might have a better chance of playing right away for Notre Dame than blue chip quarterback recruit Dayne Crist, but god help Charlie Weis if either one of them sees non-garbage snaps. . . . Oregon State quarterback Sean Canfield remains unlikely to return in time to back up Lyle Moeavao against Stanford. . . . Shea Smith remains the narrow frontrunner for the QB job at Air Force, but Troy Calhoun says more than one guy might play. . . . Rocky Long, who's taken New Mexico to a bowl game six of the last seven years, signed a well-earned five-year extension and accompanying raise, which as always is meaningless if things turn south in the meantime. . . . And Derek Dooley is noted by USA Today for his unparalleled metamathematical involution at Louisiana Tech. What? Oh, you meant for his unique duality. Now we understand.
 
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Tennessee -7 (-110) 1 unit

This game just jumps out at me. UCLA has so much going against it. New coach, new schemes, new QB in Craft, only 1 OL returning, and, while they are playing at home, they are playing a big game before the school starts (in late September) at a "basketball school". Meanwhile, Tennessee is returning to the West Coast to face a Pac-10 opponent and to erase the memory of its' embarrassing loss last year to Cal. Looking back at openers against BCS opponents yields a short track record. When they played Cal at home in 2006 and won by 17, they returned just 10 starters and were starting a new QB. This year they are starting a new QB, but have 14 starters returning, including a strong DL and OL. I think the game will be won in the trenches and by Tennessee's D and speed playing a largely neutral or even surprisingly pro-Vol Rose Bowl.

This is too tough a matchup for UCLA in its' first Rick Neuhiesel game.
 
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Quit stealing my plays, RJ...:D

I will be at this game to ensure our money is safe; totally agree on your thoughts regarding the angle of tenn having been out here LY in week 1 and getting waxed. I can't find one position group that UCLA has an advantage at in this game, except for maybe LB.

I don't know about a pro-Vol crowd, but I will call for 1/3 Tennessee.

Go Rocky Top!
 
Quit stealing my plays, RJ...:D

I will be at this game to ensure our money is safe; totally agree on your thoughts regarding the angle of tenn having been out here LY in week 1 and getting waxed. I can't find one position group that UCLA has an advantage at in this game, except for maybe LB.

I don't know about a pro-Vol crowd, but I will call for 1/3 Tennessee.

Go Rocky Top!

What can I say, great San Diego minds think alike. Shoot me a PM sometime and we can pow-wow our plays over a beer.

I guarantee you that the Rose Bowl will be 20-33% empty. Not having the kids in school really hurts and they weren't filling it last year anyway. I remember the Oklahoma game in 2005 when UCLA absolutely crushed Oklahoma and the upper parts of the endzones and endzone corners were completely empty. It'll be similar this year. Don't pay over face for tickets. You might get them under face.
 
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td class="col0">New Mexico gets three years of probation for academic fraud

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  • The committee concluded that assistants improperly helped a player and recruits
  • The NCAA infractions committee also imposed scholarship reductions
  • New Mexico had self-imposed some penalties after reviewing the coaches' actions
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</td></tr></tbody></table>ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) -- The NCAA put New Mexico's football program on three years of probation Wednesday and cut five scholarships as punishment for academic violations involving two former assistant coaches.
The sanctions imposed by the NCAA's infractions committee went beyond the university's self-imposed penalties, which included two years of probation and fewer scholarship reductions.
New Mexico's head coach Rocky Long was not accused of any wrongdoing in the case.
The NCAA concluded that the former Lobos assistants in 2004 improperly helped three recruits to obtain fraudulent academic credits through correspondence courses they never completed at Fresno Pacific University, a fully accredited, four-year college in California that also offers online degrees.
In its report, the infractions committee said course registration materials at Fresno Pacific showed the home addresses for the three UNM recruits as the home address in California of a brother of one former assistant. Coaches' office or cell phone numbers were listed as the recruits' phone numbers. The recruits admitted to NCAA investigators that they "received no course materials and did no work" but received course credit.
The recruits took courses from a Fresno Pacific instructor who was an acquaintance of one of the former UNM assistants.
At a news conference, athletic director Paul Krebs said the university fully cooperated with the NCAA during the probe.
"I do think there is some relief that comes with the filing of the report. It allows us to bring closure to what is a sad and embarassing situation for the university," Krebs said.
Long said the penalities will force his program to be more selective in its recruiting. He said he also would keep a tighter rein on his assistants.
Of the two assistants, Long said: "When they're out on the road themselves and doing this sort of thing, they're trying to recruit the best they can. Sometimes you lose sight of what's important. I think they're two great guys who made some serious mistakes."
The infractions committee pointed out that New Mexico was the third school that had major rules violations involving courses from Fresno Pacific.
"All institutions are cautioned that due diligence must be exercised prior to accepting courses from Fresno Pacific for academic credit and athletic eligibility purposes," the committee said in its report.
Sanctions also were imposed on the former assistants in their recruiting and coaching activities at any school where they work. The NCAA did not identify the assistants in the infractions committee's report.
However, the committee heard from former assistants Lenny Rodriguez and Grady Stretz at a hearing in Albuquerque in April. Rodriguez, who coached at New Mexico from 1998-2006, is now an assistant at Mount San Antonio College in suburban Los Angeles. Stretz, an assistant from 1998-2005, coaches Arizona State's defensive line.
Stretz's lawyer, James Zeszutek, said no decision had been made whether his client would appeal the penalties to another NCAA panel.
"We are extremely disappointed and frustrated that the committee on infractions refused to look at all the evidence in a fair and equitable way," said Zeszutek.
He pointed out that the correspondence courses were not used by the recruits to gain admission at UNM or another four-year college or for graduation from their two-year schools.
Zeszutek also objected to the NCAA's investigatory methods.
"What they do is take your statement by ambush. The enforcement staff shows up on your door, will not give you the opportunity to look at any documents, look at any phone records. They try to almost force you into a lie and then they can come back and ... charge you with unethical conduct after they put you in that position," he said.
The NCAA also capped recruiting visits and accepted the university's self-imposed penalties, which included lowering the number of coaches allowed to recruit off campus.
The coaches were also found to have violated rules against providing extra benefits to an athlete by arranging for an academically struggling football player to enroll in a correspondence course.
 
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td class="col0">NCAA bans horse-collar tackles

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  • Refs will assess a penalty when a runner is yanked to the ground by his collar
  • Officials say the horse-collar ban may result in fewer back injuries
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</td></tr></tbody></table>INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- The NCAA banned the horse-collar tackle from college football.
Following the lead of the NFL and acting on a proposal made by its Football Rules Committee, the NCAA will assess a penalty this season when a runner is yanked to the ground from the inside collar of his shoulder pads or jersey.
Other changes announced Wednesday include a clarification of rules on chop blocks, or tackling below the knees, and implementation of a 40-second play clock that will start as soon as the ball is ruled dead. Previously, a 25-second clock began only on the referee's signal.
The NCAA also will emphasize consistency in officiating, including blending crews from different conferences.
Rogers Redding, NCAA football secretary-rules editor and coordinator of football officials for the Southeastern Conference, said the horse-collar ban may result in fewer back injuries.
"What we're hearing from trainers and physicians is we're getting some back injuries when the ball carrier is immediately snapped to the ground by being jerked quickly," he said. "If the ball carrier is grabbed by the shoulder or jersey and just ridden to the ground over a couple of yards, that's not going to be a foul."
The chop block will now be defined as any high-low combination block by any two players against an opponent other than the runner, anywhere on the field, anytime in the game and with or without a delay between the hits, Redding said.
Football officials support the change, said Dave Parry, head of College Football Officiating and coordinator of officiating for the Big Ten.
"We'll err on the side of safety. We'll defend the official who may be a little more strict, because that's a major point of emphasis," Parry said.
A video on avoiding helmet-to-helmet contact has been developed by the NCAA Committee on Competitive Safeguards and Medical Aspects of Sports.
"This is a short DVD that focuses on proper injury-prevention tackling techniques," said Ron Courson, a member of the committee and director of sports medicine at the University of Georgia. "It's been distributed to every college in the nation, and we encourage every football program to show this to the student-athletes."
The NCAA also modified the procedure for restarting the game clock after a runner has gone out of bounds. Except during the final two minutes of each half, the game clock will be restarted on the referee's signal, rather than when the ball is snapped.
 
The Consensus: Kansas will be better than Nebraska, again

By Matt Hinton
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What everyone thinks this summer.
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Kansas delivered pretty easily the best season in school history in 2007, winning its first eleven, advancing to an Orange Bowl victory and securing its first top ten finish. Big 12 North rival Nebraska, on the other hand, finished with one of the worst seasons in its history, a 5-7 disaster that reached the apogee of despair in a 76-39 beatdown at the hands of the Jayhawks in November, of exactly the variety the Huskers routinely dished out for decades but had never taken to such a humiliating extent. For all intents and purposes, the Bill Callahan era ended there in Lawrence.
That was last year, a dramatic turn from the previous fifty. But a near-unanimous segment of the prognosticsenti is convinced that it's the best guess for this year, too:
The Chorus
"The enthusiasm surrounding Tom Osborne’s return as athletic director and his hiring of Bo Pelinii as coach have to be tempered by the reality of a competitive Big 12 North...tradition is being restored, even though a turnaround on the field is likely to take some time."
-- Athlon (Kansas: 2nd North/13th National; Nebraska: 4th North/41st National)
”You can’t undersell this: Good-guy coach Mark Mangino has Kansas -- yes, Kansas -- among the nation’s elite.”
-- The Sporting News (Kansas: 2nd North/12th National; Nebraska: 4th North/unranked)
"Team that'll disappoint: Nebraska...while the new coaching staff will instill the will from the start, there's still a big question mark about the talent level from top to bottom."
-- College Football News
The Dissent
To put Nebraska #2 in the North ahead of Kansas is a little scary...but I’ll call for the Huskers to be one of the surprise teams in the Big XII this season.
-- Phil Steele (Kansas: 3rd North/30th National; Nebraska: 2nd North/43rd National)

(See consensus predictions across many outlets here)
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In its national magazine, on its Big 12 predictions page, The Sporting News includes a “stock report” for each team. For Nebraska, the arrow indicates “steady,” which seems fairly difficult to believe off the worst defensive effort in school history, by a mile, and maybe in the history of the Big 8/12 in general -- steady, as in "expected to allow 475 yards and 38 points per game," steady?
If the same players returned under the same coaching staff, it would be hard to imagine the Huskers descending to such depths again; the typical Nebraska defense since 2001 (the end of the nineties dynasty, and the last time the Big Red was legitimate national player) allowed about 21 points and 350 yards per game before last year, and the law of averages practically forbids such a disastrous outlier of an effort two years in a row. It’s also not likely to yield another –17 turnover margin, the worst number in the country except for Baylor. Inevitably, things will get better, because -- and I say this almost mathematically speaking, according to probabilities that could no doubt be expressed in complex graphs and scrutinized by serious men aided by powerful, hard-hearted machines -- they can’t possibly get worse.
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To that curve, add two other factors -- One: it's not Pelini's first go-round in Lincoln. In his only season as defensive coordinator here, 2003, Nebraska led the nation in pass efficiency D, was second in scoring D, finished in the top 25 in every major category and closed a ten-win season with Pelini as interim boss at the helm of a victory in the Alamo Bowl. In the meantime, hes led four straight top 15 units at Oklahoma and LSU and coached in two mythical championship games.
Two: Bill Callahan never got enough credit for salvaging a deteriorating recruiting trend under Frank Solich, whose classes regularly ranked in the bottom half of the conference, and Pelini takes over a more talented team than the one he left Callahan with five years ago. From 2005-07, Callahan put together top 20 classes comparable to the always-strong hauls at Oklahoma and Texas, while the rest of the North division lagged far, far behind Nebraska in terms of luring top-end prospects. Athletically, the Huskers should be in position to reassert themselves as the class of the division -- assuming, of course, Pelini can get more from Callahan's promising crops than Callahan himself did.
In the same vein, almost everyone assumes Kansas is destined for at least a marginal regression. The long term averages apply here, too: unlike Missouri, which had been sniffing around a breakthrough for much of Gary Pinkel's tenure, KU’s dream season truly came from nowhere -- in the macro sense, anyway.
On a week-by-week level, though, for all the Cinderella trappings, the Jayhawks pulled exactly one "upset" in the regular season, over three-point favorite Kansas State. They missed the South’s heavy hitters, Oklahoma, Texas and Texas Tech, and the return of that trio to the schedule in place of Oklahoma State, Texas A&M and Baylor, along with the trip to South Florida outside of the conference and the inevitable regression of the sky-high, national-best +21 turnover margin, virtually eliminates the odds of another double-digit win total. Hell -- historically, Kansas has never even played in two consecutive bowl games.
That Nebraska is recovering and Kansas destined to backslide isn’t in much dispute at this point (I haven’t seen any ballot in any outlet that ranks the Huskers lower or the Jayhawks higher than last year’s finishes). The question, then: is either or both of their opposite trajectories extreme enough to overturn last year’s surprising order? To make the 76-39 demlition in Lawrence look like a mirage?
As affirming as that triumph was for the Jayhawks, it doesn’t erase Nebraska’s clear edge in raw talent, and as far as prior dominance is concerned, the Huskers’ ongoing, four-decade win streak over KU in Lincoln is an impressive counterweight in this year’s game. It’s not a prediction, but barring some real surprises in the first two months, the schedule sets up the Nov. 8 showdown as a rubber match between teams coming in with two or three conference losses apiece, looking to hit the stretch run with some ambition intact. It’s a meeting in the middle, where foregone assumptions go to die.
 
Blog Pollin': Official Preseason Ballot

By Matt Hinton
Now in its fourth year, the Blog Poll is a weekly effort of dozens of college football-centric Web sites representing a wide array of schools under the oversight of founder/manager/guru Brian Cook at MGoBlog. It’s an effort to provide a more rigorous check on the mainstream polls that actually, like, count toward the mythical championship, as well as a forum where all biases are shamelessly flaunted like big, stupid, body-sized tattoos of Bear Bryant. But mainly, it’s fun, and comes out around noon Eastern on Wednesdays.
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See here for slightly more detailed looks at the teams on my initial ballot.

This week’s poll is brought to you by prolific songwriter, producer, arranger and all around impresario Quincy Jones, who reminds readers, if they see something in particular that rubs them the wrong way, to just wait a couple weeks:
Everything must change
Nothing stays the same
Everyone will change
No one, no one stays the same

The young become the old
And mysteries do unfold
For that's the way of time
No one, and nothing goes unchanged

Such is the fate of love, and so for weekly ballots, too.
The major conflict in preseason polls is the eternal question of what, exactly, the rater is supposed to be rating -- is the goal to be predictive, or to develop some kind of “power poll”? In this case, rather than a power poll that attempts to order teams according some abstract notion of inherent strength, or the unknowable question, “Who would win on a neutral field?,” the goal is to predict as closely as possible what the final poll will look like in January. Or, since all polls will look different then, as well, what my poll will look like in January, when I won’t even pretend to recall the nonsense I predicted here. I don’t think any assessment of any team is in any way separable from the actual games it plays, and that means, to Brian Cook’s chagrin, schedules factor in pretty heavily in both directions.
That means last year’s finish is overlooked for this year’s potential, and on those grounds, no outfit in the country has a higher ceiling than Florida -- quite obviously, the offense needs no defenders, and because the Tebow Child and his disciples promise to be so explosive, the immensely talented defense doesn’t have to be dramatically better to close the narrow margins that cost the Gators in their losses to Auburn and LSU last year. As much heat as the young front seven and secondary took last year, both are a year older and go two or three-deep with blue chip athleticism. If they cohere into even an average Charlie Strong defense, nobody on the schedule should be able to keep pace with the mustangs on the other side.
There are only very minor differences in spots two through seven, all of them solid mythical championship candidates whose main hurdle is their own inconsistency --that, and one another: USC-Ohio State, Florida-Georgia and a potential Oklahoma-Missouri clash in the Big 12 Championship are like play-in games among teams that expect to win every other game on the schedule, the vast majority by comfortable margins. If all the chips fall correctly, the South Florida-West Virginia finale in the Big East could have the same significance on championship weekend, but that conference is deep enough and USF still sketchy enough in my mind to dial down the Bull hysteria -- although I’m still not sure who in the first eleven games should beat them.
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Ditto Wisconsin, my other non-obvious top ten/BCS at-large pick, and Penn State, both of which face a tough October but fairly smooth sailing at the beginning and end of the ledger. The winner of the Lion-Badger game on Oct. 11 should win ten and be considered the favorite for the conference’s second big-money spot behind Ohio State; that game -- as well as OSU the previous week and Illinois two weeks later -- is in Madison, and I expect the Badgers to make another quiet run up the ballots, a la 2006.
At the other end of the poll, slots 21-25 are intentionally provocative, and except for Kansas (which is the oppostie), all are sleepers that have slowly enticed me into a lukewarm endorsement. Wake Forest, because of its very friendly schedule and omnipresence near the bottom of just about everyone’s ballot, also may not fit that model, but underrated Cincinnati, high-scoring Oklahoma State and rebuilding Nebraska (especially Nebraska) require more of a leap of faith, usually concerning the defense. The bottom five spots were added for these kinds of limbs.
One other quirk you may have noticed: no mid-majors, despite the popularity of BYU in the teens of most polls and Fresno State toward the bottom. This may not be entirely realistic. But both teams have scheduling issues: BYU visits Washington, which handled a very comparable Boise State squad in Seattle last year and held a late lead over Hawaii in the regular season finale, and hosts UCLA, which beat the Cougars at full speed in L.A. last year and should have beaten them agan in the Las Vegas Bowl. TCU and Utah are killer road trips in conference play. Fresno State has it even tougher, facing Rutgers, Wisconsin and UCLA in the first month and visiting Boise State at the end, hoping to end the Brocos’ absurd conference win streak on the blue turf. In both cases, the margin of error is too small. BSU itself plays at Oregon in September, which should end whatever BCS buzz existed for the Broncos.
Do I think Virginia Tech is “better” than Tennessee? Not exactly -- I just think the Hokies’ resumé will be slightly better at the end of the year. Beginning with the first week of the regular season, though, we’ll scrap this list completely and ask the really serious question: What have you done for me lately?
 
You Got Two, You Really Got None: Oregon

By Matt Hinton
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Inside the fall’s most gripping quarterback derbies.
The System: It’s hard to judge Chip Kelly’s spread option scheme based on his first two years here, because it’s so hard to separate it from its triggerman in those seasons, Dennis Dixon. For most of last year, it was sensational on all fronts, maximizing Dixon’s skill as a passer and runner to thoroughly humiliate Michigan, Washington and Arizona State and knock off USC in less spectacular fashion in Eugene. But even going back to 2006, before Dixon’s metamorphasis into the Spread Option Messiah, the Ducks struggled when they had to look to the bench: they were 0-5 in 2006 when Brady Leaf attempted double-digit passes and instantly fell from the pedestal of mythical championship frontrunner into the gutter of hapless also-rans when Dixon went down at Arizona last November; the following week, three different quarterbacks combined to go 11-of-39 with three interceptions in a shutout loss at UCLA, and the dream was dead.
Clearly, it’s not the kind of offense that goes out of its way to protect a young signal-caller. The quarterback is the engine here, and with the right fit -- an athlete who can run and throw with roughly equal aplomb, i.e. Dennis Dixon -- “explosive” is an understatement. Without that kind of player, the key will be how well Kelly caters the playcalling to a kid with less balance, either as a more pocket-oriented guy or a rag-armed scrambler, but certainly he’d prefer not to have to make that decision.
Mr. Excitement: For a relatively meh recruit coming off an ACL injury, with five career passes to his name, Nate Costa is drawing a lot of pre-emptive praise. Ivan Maisel declared the sophomore a future star, and Oregonian beat writer Bob Rickert compared Costa to Chase Daniel as an “accurate thrower who can run it and is able to make guys miss when the play breaks down.”
Costa did complete all five of those passes as a true freshman back in 2005 (he also ran seven times for 39 yards), but the hype stems largely from the pundits’ faith in the version of Kelly’s system they saw before Dixon’s injury, Costa’s alleged athleticism and maybe most of all the buzz that, had he not gone down with an ACL injury in practice just before Dixon did, Costa would have been the first option off the bench and probably would have prevented the ensuing three-game slide. Counterfactuals aside, Costa is the runaway leader in blind optimism, if nothing else.
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The Slinger: Justin Roper was one of the three quarterbacks who flopped at UCLA, completing one of five for eight yards and an interception, but he played the majority of the close loss at Oregon State and the entire way in the Ducks’ wipeout of South Florida in the Sun Bowl, where he threw four touchdowns to zero picks. In both cases, he was aided dramatically by Herculean tailback Jonathan Stewart, who combined for 62 carries and 416 yards in Roper’s starts, and Roper doesn’t bring the scrambling/option skills to the table to the extent Dixon did and (supposedly) Costa does.
But Roper is a tall (6’6”), more conventional pocket guy and the best option in the downfield passing game, if Kelly prefers to move in that direction rather than the familiar read option sets. He came into the fall as the underdog, but looked extremely sharp at last Saturday’s scrimmage, leading five touchdown drives in seven possessions, and has reportedly closed the gap on Costa after a lackluster spring.
The Wild Card: Cody Kempt was part of the mix late in the season and actually came on ahead of Roper against UCLA and Oregon State before a concussion knocked him out of the latter in the first quarter. But the insurgent generating the most noise is true freshman Chris Harper, who was in for the spring and has already proven athletic enough to fill in at running back and receiver and draw praise as ”the most dangerous Duck with ball in hand.” It’s “blatantly obvious” Harper will get on the field in some capacity, but he’s still being groomed primarily as a quarterback, has occasionally impressed with his arm despite a shoulder injury, and it’s not out of the question that at least part of his role will come from a package in the shotgun.
The Smart Money: Until last week, all signs pointed to Costa, and you won’t find a decent depth chart that disagrees with that. He’s been in the system two full years already and seems to offer the best blend of arm, legs and brains for a scheme as diverse as Kelly’s. It seems unlikely given how poorly they usually fared without Dixon that the Ducks would sacrifice athleticism for the strongest arm, unless Roper winds up teaming with Harper in an effort to create the best of both worlds. As long as Costa’s healthy, though, that’s more creativity than they’re in the market for.
 
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</td></tr></tbody></table>PITTSBURGH (AP) -- Pitt football coach Dave Wannstedt picked Bill Stull on Wednesday as the starting quarterback for the 25th-ranked Panthers this season.
A 6-foot-3, 205-pound junior, Stull took nearly every repetition with the first-team offense during more than two weeks of practice.
"It's obvious, but I just haven't said it yet: Billy Stull has had an outstanding camp," Wannstedt said. "The guy has played smart. He's made good decisions with the football, and he's thrown the football very accurately. He's shown great leadership skills. And he'll be the starter on opening day."
The Panthers host Bowling Green Aug. 30 at noon at Heinz Field.
Stull finished the 2007 camp as the starter and played a solid first half in the opener against Eastern Michigan. However, he injured his right thumb early in the third quarter and had season-ending surgery.
"It feels awesome, but I'm just glad that I was able to prove to the coaches, myself and my teammates that I've earned the spot again," Stull said. "It's out in the open, and now I'm ready to move on to Bowling Green."
 
How will new clock rules change the game?

By Tony Barnhart | Thursday, August 21, 2008, 06:22 AM
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
I was on a conference call yesterday with some NCAA and college football officials to discuss a number of aspects about the upcoming season. Since the season starts a week from today, here are some new rules and points of emphasis that will probably interest you and my take on why you, as a fan, should care.
1. New clock rule No. 1: This season the NCAA will adopt a 40/25 second play clock like the one used in the NFL. The 40-second clock will begin as soon as a play is blown dead.
If there is a stoppage of play for a penalty, or after a timeout, etc., then the 25-second clock will be used and will begin as soon as the ball is marked ready for play.
Fans really won’t be able to tell the difference because under the old rules, when a play was over, it would usually take between 13-15 seconds for the officials to mark the ball ready for play and start the 25-second play clock. So the amount of time between plays basically won’t change.
Here’s why the 40-second clock was necessary. Coaches were telling me that some officiating crews were slower than others in getting the ball ready after the end of a play. So depending on what crew you got, the pace of play would vary. Coaches don’t like that.
“I like it (the new rule) because it gives you a more consistent pace of play,” Auburn OC Tony Franklin said. “We like to play fast and this allows us to play fast.”
There could be one difference brought about by the 40-second clock. I’m expecting to see more no-huddle offenses this season as coaches try to take advantage of the new clock to get in a few extra offensive plays per game. But there is a catch. If the offense substitutes, then the defense must be given a chance to bring in players as well. So the official will stand over the ball until all the substitutions are made. If the offense does not substitute, it can snap the ball as soon as the officials put it down.
2. New clock rule No. 2: This, in my opinion, is the big change and the one that fans will notice. In years past when the ball was run out of bounds, the game clock would stop and would not start again until the ball was snapped on the next play. This season when the ball goes out of bounds the game clock will still stop. But once the ball is ready for play, the official will immediately re-start the game clock.
The old rules will go back into effect for the last two minutes of the half and the last two minutes of the game. That gives teams a chance to run the two-minute drill and potentially make a comeback.
And why are we doing this? It’s yet another attempt (the third in three years) to speed up the game without losing too many offensive plays. Two years ago you’ll remember that they put in a bunch of rules changes that shortened the game but cut out about 13 offensive plays on average. The backlash from coaches and fans was severe.
So they went back to basically the old rules last year and games ran 3:22. College football officials would like to get games that average closer to three hours. This rule will definitely speed up the game and the hope is that the increased pace of play that is brought about by the 40-second clock will keep most of the plays in.
Here is the stat to watch. Last year there were on average 143.3 offensive plays per game, or about 72 per team. Watch the first month of the season and see if that figure goes up or down.
Here’s where the no huddle offense comes into play again. In last December’s Chick-fil-A Bowl, Auburn ran 90 plays against Clemson.
“It hard to say what the effect will be but if you want to play fast these rules will allow you to do it,” South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier said.
I know what you’re saying: Why don’t they just cut out some of the commercials and the games will be shorter? You know the answer. TV won’t cut out commercials and the band is not going to shorten half time.
3. Keep it clean; keep it safe: You could see an unusual number of 15-yard penalties in the first few games. Here’s why:
Football officials have been told that this season there will be a new emphasis on cleaning up unsportsmanlike conduct and unnecessary roughness. Officials will be less tolerant of taunting, trash talking and plays they believe are meant to injure another player.
For example, the NCAA has ruled that the “horse-collar” tackle (pulling a guy down from behind by reaching inside the top of his shoulder pads) will draw an automatic 15-yard penalty.
Also the “chop block” rule has been simplified. There used to be situations that allowed two players to block another player high (around the shoulder pads) and low (around his knees) at the same time. Not any more. You block a guy high-low and it’s a flag.
“If we are going to err, we’re going to err on the side of player safety,” said Dave Parry, the Big 10 supervisor of officials. “And we’re going to back our officials even if they are a little strict.”
My experience is when officials are told that something is a point of emphasis, you see it called a lot early in the season in order to get the message across to the players and coaches.
4. Don’t kick it OB: This is another rule that will speed up the game and change some strategy. Under the old rule, if a kickoff went out of bounds, the receiving team got the ball at the 35-yard line. This season the penalty for a kickoff out of bounds will give the offense the ball at its own 40-yad line.
Here is why that is significant: In the past, with the ball being kicked off at the 30-yard line, receiving teams with good return people might elect for a re-kick if the kickoff went out of bounds. It took a lot of time to get all of the players back onto the field and in position to kick off again.
Most coaches are telling me that they will just take the ball on the 40 after an OB kickoff because it’s such good field position.
But here is something to watch for and something coaches will try to avoid. The rule states that the penalty for a kickoff out of bounds is to award the ball to the offense 30 yards from the spot of the kick. So if a kicker sails the ball out of bounds and the receiving team asks for a re-kick, it will take place from the kicker’s 25-yard line. If he kicks the ball out of bounds AGAIN, the offense gets the ball on the 45. That’s huge. So if the opponent thinks you have a shaky kickoff guy, they might make you kick it again.
5. Officials seek consistency; go national: I guess it’s because I’ve been watching college football a long time, but I think this is a really big deal.
In a major effort to make officiating more consistent from conference to conference, the powers that be have created College Football Officiating, LLC. Parry will be its first national coordinator.
This is something college football has needed for a long time because, frankly, different leagues put different emphasis and interpretation on the rules. Coaches would actually adjust their thinking in a game based on where the officials were from.
“We want to eliminate the phrase ‘We don’t call it that way in our conference,’” Parry said. “We don’t want coaches and fans and players to be worried about which particular crew is working which game.”
The organization will hold clinics and send out DVDs to supervisors of officials across the country to point out areas where there may be some inconsistency in officiating. There will be accountability throughout the system, something that is handled only on the local level now.
For a long time coaches have been wanting something to make sure that the rules were interpreted consistently across all conferences. This organization will attempt to do that. It can only help.
“I can’t remember a time when there has been more excitement about a change in officiating,” said Grant Teaff, the executive director of the American Football Coaches Association. “All our coaches want is consistency.
Here is a bonus point that I found interesting.
Trying to stay cool: Ron Courson, Georgia’s director of sports medicine, is very involved in the effort to reduce heat-related injuries in the game. Courson, who is considered to be one of the best sports medicine guys in the country, pointed out to us that 90 percent of the heat related problems in college football take place during preseason practice. That makes sense because the practice takes place in the heat of August when some guys are not in the best of shape, particularly the big fellas.
But Courson said that heat related problems are down, in part, because true freshmen are allowed to come to summer school before the fall semester.
“We have two months to get them in and help them get acclimated to the heat,” Courson said. “It also gives us a chance to get a better grip on their medical history so that we can be proactive from a prevention standpoint. In the past they showed up on reporting day with everybody else.”
It’s such a common sense thing. You wonder why nobody thought of it before.
One week to go. I’m ready to see some football. How about you?
 
It's actually just that, next to Howard Schnellenberger, nobody qualifies as tough

By Matt Hinton
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Two weeks ago, Howard "Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain" Schnellenberger was quoted in Florida Atlantic's student paper calling out opening day foe Texas as "not a physically tough team," and pledging to hit the unsuspecting layabouts in their burnt orange panties with the "mean, nasty and ornery bastards" of the Sun Belt's fifth-ranked total defense. Last week, Schnellenberger had a laugh with the Palm Beach Post, refuting the comments as either a) the encroaching specter of senility, or more likely b) the reckless troublemakin' of some idle kids who oughtta be out diggin' ditches and catching tuberculosis. Scary today, what these feckless punks will do to a man with their computers and fancy vaccines. Deferring to my elders, I stood up for the old coach, you know, more or less.
Well, score one for the kids. Per Tim Griffin's Big XII blog at the WWL, the Post went to the University Press and, in a fine show of old-fashioned, muckraking gumption, got a hold of the tape of Schnelleberger lounging on couch, wearing suspenders over a t-shirt and saying about Texas exactly what the kids reported he said about Texas. And a little more, actually -- they left out his references to "dinky passes" and the 'Horn receivers' likely tendency to "not want to get up" when the Owls put three hats on them. No embed option, but you can watch it here.
Hey, all's fair in love and trash talk. Howard Schnellenberger is a champion, a fashion icon and a conquerer of Everglade panthers in hand-to-hand struggle. But if you're going to say it -- if you can remember you said it, which my FAU source assures me is not exactly one of the coach's strong suits -- stand by it, man.
 
Underlying Literary Themes In the Pac Ten

By Matt Hinton
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Bildungsroman
An individual grows and develops within the context of a defined social order.

By any standard, Jake Locker was an enormous hit as a runner as a freshman, accounting for over 1,100 yards before sacks, against one of the toughest schedules in the country, despite missing a full game and a half.
But in order to succeed in his difficult journey of maturation, Locker must conquer the erratic nemesis that is his own right arm: he had easily the worst completion percentage among regular Pac Ten starters and the next-to-worst pass efficiency rating; where no quarterback in the NCAA's top 100 in efficiency finished below a 52 percent completion rate, Locker (whose rating was nowhere near the top 100) completed just a little over 47 percent, one of the worst numbers in the country. After an impressive opening jog at Syracuse, he threw at least one interception in every game he finished except one, in which he complete 6-of-14 for 16 yards before leaving the game at Oregon State.
Eventually, the spirit and values of the social order of quarterbacks will become manifest in Locker as a protagonist, and he will be fully incorporated into society: his size and raw physical ability suggest he has an NFL future. In the meantime, his first step in the journey is to follow those before him. Most recently, they belong to Juice Williams, another athletic, embarrassingly erratic passer who advanced from a naîf in the pocket in his first season to a competent, balanced leader on a dramatically improved team as a sophomore.
The Individual in Nature
Nature is at war with each of us and proves our vulnerability.
To some extent, injuries can be prevented by conditioning, technique and caution. But no matter what steps you take to keep them working, the hubristic notion of keeping every bone, tendon, muscle, ligament and neuron in place while doing what football players do is an affront to nature's design for the human body. In UCLA's case, nature has responded by declaring war on the Bruins, and on the vulnerable L.A. quarterbacks, in particular.
On the offensive line, starting tackle Aleksey Lans left the team with knee injuries in the spring, and the new coaching staff passed 'overly' on the Ouija Board of concern when eight linemen were missing from practice at the start of the week. Of the most experienced Bruin skill guys, running back Kahlil Bell missed the last five games last year, Marcus Everett missed the last nine, and the quarterbacks . . . well, just pay very close attention to the brutal circle of UCLA quarterbacks over the last twelve months:
OK, so: Ben Olson was the starter in 2006 until he was knocked out for the season; Patrick Cowan finished the year in underwhelming fashion but didn't turn the ball over while the defense was upsetting USC. Then Olson came back and started last year, until he got knocked out in the third game; Cowan started the next week and was knocked out for the following two weeks, during which Olson returned until he was knocked out of the game against Notre Dame and overmatched walk-on McLeod Bethel-Thompson came on to commit seven turnovers in the dismal loss to the Irish. Cowan returned to start the next three games, until he was knocked out against Arizona. Osaar Rashaan moved from wide receiver to start the next two, against Arizona State and Oregon, until he was pulled in favor of a gimpy Olson after starting 1-for-9 against the Ducks. Cowan returned to start at USC until he was knocked out in the fourth quarter and replaced by Olson, who wasn't 100 percent. Bethel-Thompson played the entire bowl game but left the team after the season. After a couple months to rest, Cowan won the starting job in the spring, then immediately got the injury ball rolling to start '08 camp last week. Google '"Ben Olson" injury,' and you get nearly 39,000 results, the first four of which each refer to a separate injury. Kevin Craft may have won the starting job in Olson's and Cowan's stead, but Chris Forcier should probably be ready to go, just in case. And get a good insurance policy.
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An Individual's Relation to the Gods
The gods mock the individual and torture him or her for presuming to be great.

To be fair, neither Mike Stoops nor Ty Willingham necessarily referred to himself as "great." But they were both considered solid to slam dunk hires at Arizona and Washington, respectively, schools with a history of success throughout the nineties and that needed only a competent guiding hand to resurrect their winning ways after the disastrous John Mackovic and Kevin Gilbertson administrations ran them into the ground. And even they had presumed to be "slightly above average," their tenures have been a mockery of expectations.
Four years in for Stoops, three for Willingham, and no bowl in sight. Arizona is 12-22 in conference games since 2003; the Huskies are 6-20 in-conference under Willingham. It's not for lack of anticipation -- both teams have been "on the verge of a breakthrough" for the last two summers, when even Arizona's PR department felt confident enough in the team's improvement to state flatly before the year, "the 2006 Cats are a bowl team." Close -- they rallied late to finish 6-6 -- but no cigar, and the record regressed to 5-7 last year. Washington found itself in the polls after starting 4-1 in '06 and then 2-0 last year. From there, they lost six straight and nine of eleven, respectively, and wealthy alums were offering to create scholarships in honor of Willingham's termination.
In both cases, 2008 is broadly cast as a zero-sum proposition: a bowl game, or you're fired. Judging from the forecasts, it looks like the chips are on "fired."
 
Thursday Headlinin': Transfers, walk-ons and true freshmen

By Matt Hinton
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You, Sir, Are Our Provisional Man. Another pair of quarterback derbies were settled on Wednesday, for the time being:
Wisconsin. Allan Evridge's stint as a starter at Kansas State in 2005 was fairly disastrous, but that was years ago, and as expected, the senior transfer will take over the starting role for the Badgers after a fairly quiet camp competition with Dustin Sherer. This feels like a default kind of decision: Evridge entered with the slight edge, based on having actually seen live action in games before, and none of the younger candidates did anything to close the gap. But Bret Bielema is clear about his modest expectations for the position in the Badgers' power-oriented offense: "We don't need him to be an all-star."
Pittsburgh. The Panthers named junior Bill Stull their starter, "not a surprise," according to the Post-Gazette, since Stull entered last year as the starter before he went down in the first game. Sophomore Pat Bostick was not a revelation over the rest of the season -- far, far from it -- but he was a major recruit last year and has thrown many more game passes than Stull, who didn't make it out of his only start, against Eastern Michigan. But Dave Wannstedt indicated Wednesday Bostick hasn't even secured the backup job, for which he's still battling with Kevan Smith.
Next Big Stopgap? When All-American Sean Lee went down with an ACL injury in the spring, everyone assumed Penn State would pick from Chris Colasanti, Andrew Dailey, Navorro Bowman or Nathan Stupar, all highly-recruited second-year guys who would be immediately tagged "Next Big Thing" at Linebacker U. Instead, says the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, the Lions are going with fourth-year junior Josh Hull, who finally earned a scholarship last month.
Two ways to look at this: for optimists, "Wow, the walk-on beat out all those great athletes, he must be pretty good," but it's just as easily spun as, "Crap, our best recruits couldn't beat out a walk-on." And they're both right, really.
Well, If It's Germans You Want, I Can Get You Germans. Tough times at N.C. State -- the Pack are still looking to narrow down the quarterback job, but odd man out Justin Burke is transferring west to Louisville, hyped recruit Mike Glennon will redshirt and the Pack are awfully banged up across the board. Stoic Marine that he is, Tom O'Brien can handle a few bumps and bruises and a lot more, but he didn't sound like a particularly patient man Wednesday when asked about his defense:
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The health concerns that kept 10 starters out of games last season have threatened to derail Year 2 of O'Brien's reconstruction project, leading the former Marine to quip of his defensive line that "we don't want to be in a situation where we're playing a German and a walk-on the second or third game of the year."We're almost there at safety," he added, "except we don't have a German."
The treacherous Hun on the defensive line is Markus Kuhn, and if you're really looking for a German in the secondary, coach -- and it sounds like you might be by the time you're boarding the bus to play South Carolina next week -- Markus' cousin Båder once ran .23 kilometers in 4.83. In fact, you just tell him what you need, and Markus can get you a German at every position on the field.
Quickly...
Terrelle Pryor may have an obviously different throwing motion than his high school days, but he's still too erratic to push Todd Boeckman. . . . At least nine freshmen will see significant time for Florida against Hawaii, including massively hyped (and possibly crucial) Omar Hunter and Will Hill on defense. But Percy Harvin is not close to full strength. . . . At least Georgia Southern can out-do Georgia in one category: the Eagles will have eight players missing to suspension against UGA. Although there's still nine days for the Dogs to make their move. . . . Michigan defensive lineman John Ferrara is practicing on offense, and with the Wolverines' injuries in its front five, is probably competing to start right away. . . . Finally qualified, JUCO transfer Tavarres Pressley is set to start practicing at Florida State, and the Noles need the numbers at running back. . . . Blue chip corner Brandon Harris is quickly moving up the depth chart at freshman-heavy Miami. . . . Ten years on, it's clear that, as well as on the field, Bob Stoops was a financial savior for Oklahoma. . . . .Dan Hawkins believes in magic, huh? I thought there was no magic dust in football, coach. . . . Texas has many, many options, and no idea whatsoever who'll play beyond the first two wide receivers. . . . And you might as well pencil in Mark Sanchez for USC's opener at Virginia, after all: he returned to non-contact drills Wednesday and by all accounts was pretty sharp -- he didn't think twice about his bum knee.
 
Better know a beat writer: Tully Corcoran

By Matt Hinton
Beat writers: you need them. I need them. They’re up early, out late, on the ground, on the phones day after day to satisfy the incessant demand for every possible scrap of minutiae. In newspapers’ Age of Tumult, they’re the one piece of the sports operation that remains completely indispensable as long as fans care about their teams.
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Today: the Doc sits down with Tully Corcoran of the Topeka Capital-Journal over Moules a la Mariniere in a white wine and shallot broth to discuss high expectations for Kansas, touchy subjects with Mark Mangino and how the phenomenological analyses of the structure of bricolage conforms to the work of art as a locus of disclosure:

Doc: How much different is it covering the team going into this season compared to previous years? Are Kansans suddenly flipping out for football season, or do they remain the level-headed, basketball-loving folk of popular stereotypes?
TC: Just when you thought football was making inroads with the fans, the basketball team had to go and win the national title and snatch ‘em right back.
Seriously, football expectations are higher, but grounded. Nobody's counting on another BCS bowl this year, but there does seem to be a new-found sense that nothing is impossible. Used to be that pretty much everything was impossible, back in the days when KU quarterbacks were ordering pizzas with stolen credit cards and diving into Taco Bell drive-through windows for chalupas. Just getting to the lowly Tangerine Bowl in 2003 seemed like a monumental achievement for Kansas football. So things have definitely changed. KU recently set a new record for season ticket sales (37,000 and counting). People care now. And until about three years ago, most people didn’t.
One thing to remember is that there is basically an entire wave of KU students and graduates now that have only experienced KU football as a bowl team, as a team that beats Kansas State and wins almost all of its home games. The Terry Allen years mean nothing to these people. So there are the beginnings of a new fanbase that likes football just as much as basketball. And it’s worth noting that it’s much easier for students to attend a football game than it is to attend a basketball game, for which you often have to camp out for weeks. Throw in the tailgating and everything, and KU students are quickly getting used to how awesome fall Saturdays can be.
It seems like most KU fans expect 8 or 9 wins. The last over/under I saw was 7.5, so they’re pretty reasonable, I’d say.
As far as coverage is concerned, it’s no different than ever. All but two fall practices are closed. This year we have player access three times from media day until the first game, which is basically normal for a Mark Mangino team.
Doc: The Jayhawks might be the biggest Rorschacht test in the country. I assume most of the state is wildly optimistic -- is anyone pointing out, "Uh, look at the schedule"?
TC: Oh, yeah. The schedule is The Storyline of the preseason. Well, that and the supposed battle at running back (which Jocques Crawford was predestined to win). Most people pinpoint KU’s game at South Florida on Sept. 12 as the litmus test. Last year notwithstanding, Kansas has been terrible on the road under Mark Mangino, and that South Florida game is the only real test before KU hosts Colorado on Oct. 11. (I’m looking past Iowa State. I don’t take it one game at a time.)
I’ll let Mangino stick up for himself though. Every time he’s asked about the schedule, he says something like this: “I find it amazing that the Kansas football coach has to defend his (2007) schedule in a year KU beat Nebraska, Colorado, Texas A&M and Virginia Tech.” It’s a fair enough point. Obviously, those first three schools aren’t what they once were, but this is still Kansas football we’re talking about. KU has played cupcake schedules before and never gone 12-1. And if KU loses to Oklahoma and Texas and Texas Tech this year, I don’t think that will prove 2007 was a fluke. Those are excellent teams.*
*However, I’m a little more skeptical of Texas than most of my media brethren apparently are. No. 11? Reminds me a little of how Notre Dame was always ranked in the Top 15 in the 90s, whether it was any good or not. Same with Indiana basketball in that same general period.
Now, if the Jayhawks also lose to Colorado or Kansas State, then we can have that discussion.
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Doc: Despite last year's success, Mark Mangino is still known primarily for his gearth; someone last year posted a clip of him dogging a kid out on the sideline with the audio from Austin Powers' "Fat Bastard" dubbed in, screaming, "I'm gonna eat ya!" Is that a touchy subject around him, or is it basically ignored at this point?
TC: It’s a touchy subject, for sure. Many writers, including some of the most respected guys locally and nationally, have tried to write about that, and Mangino just doesn’t want to open up about it, which is fine. Our columnist, Kevin Haskin, actually had a good conversation about it with Mangino (a lot of it off the record), and Haskin addressed it in a long feature last season, but it’s a weird topic for a beat writer. Is it interesting? Yes. Does it matter? Probably not, but maybe. Will anyone talk about it publicly? No way.
At the risk of sounding like a homer, I’ll offer the following perspective: Weight is a personal problem for Mangino, and he has the misfortune of having a personal problem that everybody can see. So far as anybody knows, he doesn’t drink, doesn’t golf, doesn’t really even have a hobby. We know he’s overweight, stubborn and a bit of a reactionary, and that’s about it.
As a coach and public figure, he’s very up front. If he doesn’t want to answer a question, he doesn’t lie, he just says he’s not going to answer the question. If he has a problem with something (YouTube: “BCS. Dollar signs.”), he says it. He’s bullheaded, and he doesn’t care if people think he’s a boor. With Mangino, what you see is what you get, which somewhat fittingly applies even to his personal issues.
Doc: Bigger rival: Kansas State or Missouri? Or someone else the rest of the country doesn't know about? Keeping in mind your answer will be read by some percentage of literate SEC fans, how bad does the blood get?
TC: Kansas fans are going to hate me for saying this, but it’s Kansas State. Not historically, of course. I mean, the Civil War essentially began in Kansas with a bloody dispute between Missourians and “Jayhawkers.” Quantrill’s Raid and all that (just look it up, kids). We’re talking slave-owners vs. abolitionists, here. So that rivalry is about way more than football and basketball, and it’s much older and the hate is so deep and so important that it’s kind of like love. If Missouri joined the Big 10 or something, Kansas fans would be crushed. It’s that kind of hate.
With Kansas State, it’s raw, unadulterated contempt. Kansas fans want Kansas State to be consistently embarrassed. KU fans find K-State fans to be annoying. They don’t view Kansas State as an equal on any level, and would be delighted if, for some reason, Kansas State ceased to exist. There are some idealogical and demographical differences in there, too. K-State is an ag school, KU is a liberal arts school. KU has a more “alternative” student body. Lawrence is pretty much the most un-Kansas-like town in Kansas. In the 60s it was Kansas’ hippie town, and they haven’t all left yet (Google “White Owl, Kansas”). Manhattan is more of a typical Kansas town, only with a major university in it.
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Kansas fans will all tell you Missouri is their rival, but a lot of that is because they don’t want to dignify Kansas State by implying that game means anything to them. But all you have to do is read the message boards. The K-State talk is more pervasive and the disdain stronger. And that’s a relatively new phenomenon. Once KU beat K-State in football and K-State started competing with KU in basketball, that rivalry went to a new level. It could change again, and probably will, but Missouri’s gonna have to get better in basketball.
Also, everybody in the conference hates Texas. And I’d add that, just as the repeated, unnecessarily bloody beatdowns at the hands of Nebraska over the years were not forgotten in Lawrence, neither will KU’s 76 points last year be forgotten in Lincoln. Could be something brewing there.
Doc: So -- Topeka, huh? What should outsiders know about Topeka?
TC: Topeka has a bad reputation within the state, and I can’t say it’s undeserved. The crime rate is relatively high and the culture is relatively low (I’m scoring points with my readers all over the place, here). That said, it’s really a pretty livable place. For a city of 125,000 that’s just over an hour from a major airport, the cost of living is incredible. Plus, you’re nestled between two Big 12 universities and about 1:15 away from the Royals and the Chiefs.
And if you’re ever swinging through, jump downtown at hit up Terry’s Bar & Grill. While you’re there, ask for a Porubsky’s pickle (which you can also get at Porubsky’s. Imagine that.). It’s like a flash-fire going off in your mouth for about two seconds, then it’s over. And while you’re at Terry’s, say hello to our sports desk for me. It’s been the traditional Capital-Journal watering hole for decades.
Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I don’t live in Topeka. I live in Lawrence. But I’ve worked a lot of desk shifts.
Quick hits:
Most frustrating cliché: “He’s a real student of the game. He wants to get better.” Mangino says this any time you ask about a young player he doesn’t want to talk about.
Personal athletic prowess, on a scale of 1-10: 6. I dunked once, when I was 19.
Most desperate offseason story idea: A column on the already-graduated kicker getting busted for having “an animal at large,” which is legal code for “dog off its leash.” It never ran.
Best totally unsubstantiated rumor: That in 2006, athletic director Lew Perkins gave Mangino a big raise and extension with every intention of firing him and using that raise as proof to the next coach that KU was serious about football.
Admit a bias (you know you want to): I cannot write a critical word about Darrell Stuckey. I just can’t.
 
Friday Headlinin': Pac Ten quarterbacks edition

By Matt Hinton
Now Leave Us Alone, Please. After months of oscillating between senior slinger and incumbent Nate Longshore and more mobile sophomore Kevin Riley, Cal has finally made its bed at quarterback, per Jeff Tedford:
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This is not the strongest endorsement: Longshore will play at some point next Saturday against Michigan State and, as you heard, "it's so close there's going to be continual evaluation." But given Riley's athleticism -- in stark contrast to Longshore and most of Tedford's previous projects -- I'd be surprised if his ascension didn't include some read option packages, as well, a new wrinkle for the Bears.
Now on to the next burning question: what the heck is that white thing on Kevin Riley's face?
Nothing to See Here, Folks. Just as the rumors were beginning to fly about Oregon unveiling a three-quarterback system, presumptive favorite Nate Costa -- who went down last year with an ACL tear -- missed Thursday's practice with a knee injury. He could be back as soon as today, but if you want a sure sign of a quarterback race heating up, they don't get much surer than a sudden retreat into the cone of silence:
On Wednesday, Bellotti took a more proactive approach, shutting out onlookers from the second practice of the day — 10 days before the first game of the season. Friday’s practice, which will include the final scrimmage of fall camp in advance of the Aug. 30 opener against Washington, will also be closed.“We have a new quarterback situation, and I think that’s something that, the less information out there, the better,” Bellotti said. “Certainly we have some other new players, too, and I’d rather have that sprung on an opponent on game day rather than have them being able to get some information a week ahead.”
In case readers couldn't read between the lines, the Register-Guard includes a large banner picture of freshman Chris Harper escaping the pocket during a practice. Certainly Harper is considered the "third option" at this point behind Costa and more pocket-bound Justin Roper, but if the Ducks are going to "spring" anyone on Washington (not that they necessarily need to), the athletic freshman is a pretty good bet.
Hit the 7-10 Split Forever. Per the Fan House, while his colleagues are freaking out and clamping down, Pete Carroll is just living the life like always, man, and letting you in on it:
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As for the Trojans' quarterback situation, forget the drama: fourth-string afterthought Garrett Green may have turned heads at Thursday's scrimmage (see obsessive play-by-play), but it's almost certain Mark Sanchez will start at Virginia.
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Quickly...
LSU's Andrew Hatch widened his lead on Jarrett Lee, who missed another practice with back trouble. . . . Nick Saban sees nose tackles in his dreams and voîla, Lorenzo Washington becomes a defensive end. And the Tide had an unexpected guest at Thursday's practice, maybe as a recruiting thing?. . . . Arkansas' Marques Wade, who allegedly had a near-miss with a police car in July, pled guilty to drunken driving and will have to serve the dreaded community service. He's suspended for, uh Western Illinois and UL-Monroe. . . . Auburn is moving Byron Isom from defense to offense, where he could play thanks to Chaz Ramsey's ailing back. . . . Prodigal safety Jerimy Finch, who initially spurned Indiana for Florida, then quickly transferred back to IU last year, will be eligible to play for the Hoosiers this fall. . . . However happy Kentucky is with it, I don't think the Wildcats' four-headed tailback is actually legal. . . . Sonny Lubick is keeping busy, but after 47 years, the former Colorado State coach feels the pangs as the season approaches. . . . It doesn't have the competitive or geographic caché of Missouri-Kansas but Iowa State and Kansas State are moving their game to Arrowhead Stadium. . . . Missouri freshman Jimmy Burge (above) gets tagged with the most obscure nickname ever. Obscure, but apt. . . . Mack Brown is finalizing his depth chart, but still no firm answers in the secondary. . . . Mike Leach is not backing down from high expectations. . . . '07 academic casualty Shonn Greene is making his move on the Iowa tailback job. . . .Michigan guard Cory Zirbel is probably gone for the year, a fitting fate for the Bermuda Triangle of the Wolverine offense. . . . Minnesota is shuffling its front seven to get bigger at linebacker. Lord knows they've got to try something. . . . Chris Polk may be emerging as Washington's starting running back as his competitors struggle with injuries. . . . Georgia Tech's "game-style" scrimmage didn't go so well for the defense. . . . Jilted quarterback Chris Turner will remain at Maryland. . . . Guess what? Virginia Tech is still wide open at quarterback between Sean Glennon and Tyrod Taylor, or both. . . . And Blue-Gray Sky points to some of Notre Dame defensive tackle Pat Kuntz's less appreciated talents.
 
good work pulling the trigger on South Carolina; not sure what I'm waiting for...maybe I'm waiting for it to go 14.
 
Texas is gonna destroy Florida Atlantic. Howard Schnellenberger said that Texas “has never been a tough team, a physically tough team.” Go ahead. Watch him say it yourself if you don’t believe me. The last guy who talked this way about Texas was Rudy Carpenter, the Arizona State QB. This is what happened to him after he was sacked four times and held to 18 for 32 and 187 yards in the Holiday Bowl
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Florida Atlantic's a little baby pit bull coming off their first bowl victory in history, but if Schnellenberger wanted to play psychological kung-fu, he'd pump a little sunshine up their wazoo instead of calling them un-tough. Tell Brian Orakpo he’s soft and he’s coming at you with hundred-pound kettlebells in both hands.
 
Goal-setting at Texas Tech: It's not like Graham Harrell really needs a functioning right arm throughout his adult life

By Matt Hinton
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The Doc is certainly not afraid of diving into the box score, but one statistic you won't read much about here is passing yards. I've crunched the numbers, and big passing games just aren't a very reliable predictor of victory compared to other categories -- in fact, because pass yards often come in bunches at the end of frantic comeback attempts, it's about 50-50 in most cases that an absurd afternoon, yardage-wise, was accompanied by a loss. Completion percentage, yards per attempt, touchdown-to-interception ratio and overall efficiency are vastly more telling stats.
But even I would be impressed if Graham Harrell somehow does what ESPN's Tim Griffin suggests he's aiming to do:
In a throwaway line during the proceedings, [Texas Tech coach Mike] Leach talked about how he'd like to see quarterback Graham Harrell have the opportunity to pass for "a few more yards, perhaps."And when Leach said that, it could mean that Harrell might have a shot at a milestone that has more sizzle than any modern-day passing record -- 6,000 passing yards in a season.
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B.J. Symons passed for a record 5,833 yards in 2003. Harrell missed that by only 128 yards last season, notching the second-most passing yards in history with 5,705.
To get to 6,000 yards, Harrell would have to average 461.5 yards in a 13-game season. His chances to reach the milestone would be even better if Tech ended up with a 14-game season that would be necessitated by playing in the Big 12 championship game and a bowl game. That would drop his number to 428.6 yards per game. Harrell averaged 438.8 yards per game last season.
If Leach and Harrell really want it, they better get their hits in early: the first four games are against Eastern Washington, Nevada, SMU and UMass, and much of Tech's eye-popping production in the past has come against the September scrubs -- last year, for example, Harrell averaged 523 yards through the first five games, including a 646-yard barrage at Oklahoma State, the only non-scrub in the lot. But if the magic mark is 461.5, he only did that twice in the last eight games, with 466 at Texas and 490 at Baylor.
It's not very likely he'll improve on a tremendous 71.8 completion percentage, either, meaning Harrell will either have to throw more (hang around longer in lopsided blowouts, maybe?) or get more out of each throw -- if his total number of attempts is the same (he threw up 713 passes last year, almost 55 per game), Harrell's average would have to improve from 8.0 yards per pass last year to 8.4 to reach 6,000 yards. That's within reason, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
 
Tom O'Brien believes in his new quarterback

By Matt Hinton
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N.C. State opened fall practice with five viable options as its starting quarterback, and of that group, Russell Wilson probably seemed the least likely to emerge. Next to incoming blue-chip Mike Glennon, highly-recruited sophomore Justin Burke, highly-recruited Nebraska transfer Harrison Beck and incumbent Daniel Evans, Wilson looked like an afterthought: too short (5'11", if they're honest; his competitors are all 6'2" or better), not very talented (just two stars by Rivals, and his only other I-A offer was from Duke, whereas Glennon, Burke and Beck were all sought-after four-stars), and too inexperienced (just a redshirt season running the scout team, against Evans' 17 starts over two years) to stay in the hunt for long.
Of course, when the dust cleared today, Wilson is the one left standing, says Tom O'Brien:
"As I've said from the beginning, the decision would be made on who we feel gives us the best opportunity to win the football game, and right now we feel Russell Wilson will do that," said O'Brien. "He will be our starter as we go but we certainly feel that Daniel [Evans] has some things he can contribute to this football team, as well. Russell is the starter and Daniel is the backup, but as Daniel knows he is one play away from being the starter."​
As always, you can take this in whatever direction fits your agenda. Wilson's ceiling seems pretty low, but Evans and Beck are relatively known commodities -- that is, known to be mediocre at best, if they're lucky -- and if O'Brien really is more comfortable with him than with all the supposedly more talented guys, he must be pretty good his own self, yes?
Or, you can assume Wilson is a desperate placeholder for a doomed team still just biding its time. If Glennon is the future, it's probably better to let him progress behind the scenes and compete for the job next year than throw him to the wolves on a team that's probably going to be pretty bad no matter who's under center. Wilson is the de facto "athlete" of the group (he also plays on the NCSU baseball team), and maybe that dimension will provide a spark in lieu of another middling passing game.
Either way, one assumption does not change: N.C. State is probably not going to score very many points.
 
Evridge Named Starting QB


As expected, Allan Evridge will be the University of Wisconsin football team's starting quarterback when the Badgers open the season Aug. 30 against Akron at Camp Randall Stadium.
Evridge, a fifth-year senior, beat out junior Dustin Sherer and sophomore Scott Tolzien for the starting spot.
``He's definitely got a lot of ability that he's able to use,'' UW coach Bret Bielema said Wednesday. ``And what he's been able to do during these first couple weeks of camp is just separate himself (by) being able to manage and handle the game.
``We want him to make good decisions. We don't need him to be an all-star. We just need to make the plays that are out there (and) make the right throws.''
A transfer from Kansas State, Evridge sat out the 2006 per NCAA transfer rules and spent last season as Tyler Donovan's backup. He appeared in seven games, completing 5-of-12 passes for 66 yards.
Evridge missed part of training camp with a hamstring injury and looked shaky during last Saturday's scrimmage. However, neither Sherer nor Tolzien did enough in camp to move past Evridge, who threw for 1,365 yards and six touchdowns -- both school records for freshman -- at Kansas State in 2005.
Sherer is listed as Evridge's backup.
``Obviously, we listed a two-deep, but really Dustin Sherer, Scott Tolzien and (freshman) James Stallons are kind of in a competition mode even as we speak,'' Bielema said.
``If we had to play a game (Thursday), Dustin would be the guy based on experience.''
Bielema also announced the team's four captains, all seniors: fullback Chris Pressley and right guard Kraig Urbik on offense, and tackle Mike Newkirk and linebacker DeAndre Levy on defense.
Elsewhere on the depth chart, junior Matt Fischer and freshman Philip Welch are listed as co-starters at kicker.
David Gilreath is listed as the starter at one wide receiver spot, while Maurice Moore and Kyle Jefferson are listed as co-starters on the other side.
Jaevery McFadden is listed at the starter at middle linebacker, ahead of Culmer St. Jean.
Freshman Mario Goins is listed as the starter at one cornerback position, while senior Allen Langford and sophomore Niles Brinkley are listed as co-starters at the other corner spot.
O'Brien Schofield is listed as the starter at defensive end opposite Matt Shaughnessy.
 
I'm thinking about taking MSU just based on these photos.

Cal's New QB Is Charismatic, Pantsless

Friday, August 22, 2008
Posted By Spencer Hall 10:55 AM
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Kevin Riley has been named the new starter at QB for Cal, beating out Nate Longshore for the job. How did he do it? By demonstrating the same qualities on display in his comeback victory against Air Force in the Armed Forces Bowl: agility, a knack for finding the open receiver, and a lucky pair of orange workout shorts that made it all happen. Riley is showing off school pride there, and not merely dropping his pants in public: he went to Beaverton High School, whose logo is visible on the shorts, so it's really a kind of demented shout-out to his alma mater.
Further amusing pictures publicly available on Facebook display Riley's pride in his Irish ancestry, his comfort with his own masculinity, and an effervescent charisma that just convinced me to bump Cal into my rankings. A man with this much zest for living simply has to be a winner.
 
You Got Two, You Really Got None: Auburn

By Matt Hinton
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Breaking down the summer's most intriguing quarterback derbies.
The System. Most fans outside of the back channels and inner circles had probably never heard of Tony Franklin (the coach, not the British fretless bass player) before Auburn hired him to revamp its sagging passing game last December, but the more they've learned over the past nine months, the more they like -- he may, in fact, be a genius of some variety or another, based on his stint at Mumme-era Kentucky (he succeeded Mike Leach as offensive coordinator in 2000), his effort to brand and market his own version of the spread after being temporarily blacklisted for writing a book about corruption at UK, and his revival of the moribund offense at Troy: as any Auburn fan can recite by heart by now, the Trojans progressed from 109th in total offense and 111th in scoring in 2005 to 16th and 25th, respectively, in 2007, Franklin's second year, while leading the Sun Belt in yards and points in '06 and '07 and winning 13 of 14 conference games.
It helped that Franklin had an outstanding run:pass option in Omar Haugabook, who was good enough to lead the Sun Belt in completion percentage and total offense two years in a row; it was the Trojans' competitive, 34-point effort at Georgia (Auburn has 35 points against UGA the last two years combined) that confirmed him as an offensive mind on the rise. At Kentucky, too, Franklin started relatively hot, with the nation's second-ranked passing offense in terms of yards in 2000, but the Wildcats went 2-9 that year (0-8 in the SEC), Jared Lorenzen threw more interceptions than touchdowns, and it was downhill from there: the team's pass efficiency was consistently in the bottom half of the conference during his four year tenure, during which UK was 5-27 in SEC games. The style of play has been consistently fast-paced and pass-oriented, but the results have been mixed.
If the hastily cobbled-together experiment in the Bowl Formerly Known as the Peach was any indication, the Tigers are going to spread the field and throw more often than they ever have before, but they're going to be heavily weighted toward the safe, Mumme/Leach-esque screens of the "long handoff" variety, designed to wear the defense down with a lot of sideline-to-sideline pursuit. Given the option, it's also clear that Franklin knows how to use an athletic quarterback, which he didn't have at Kentucky: Haugabook totaled well over 1,300 rushing yards before sacks in his two seasons in the offense, and Kodi Burns was the bowl MVP despite completing a meager 1-of-4 passing because he added 73 yards and a touchdown on the ground -- and because he commanded so much attention in that regard, the one pass he did manage to hit went for a 22-yard touchdown.
Mr. Excitement. Obviously, Kodi Burns can run, and if Franklin is determined to have that element at his disposal, he's certain to play. Burns only saw significant, non-change-of-pace action in two games last year, against Mississippi State and Clemson, and he logged 35 carries in those games to 16 passes; the ratio for the season was about the same: 54 runs to just 24 passes.
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But the kid didn't do anything to suggest he can perform in the vein of Haugabook or even Brandon Cox as a passer. Exactly the opposite, in fact -- as mentioned, he was just 1-of-4 in the bowl game, and 1-of-5 and 0-for-4, respectively, in mop-up duty against New Mexico State and Tennessee Tech. He completed 8-of-12 against Mississippi State, but for a measly 5.4 per attempt, and lobbed the late interception that set up the overmatched Bulldogs' winning touchdown drive. The coaches made every effort to get Brandon Cox out of the lineup, but even in the bowl game, with a commitment to hand a greater share of the burden to Burns, Cox still attempted 39 passes to the freshman's four. If he's going to contribute to the full gamut of the system, Burns still has a lot of growing as a passer and will have to be brought along slowly.
The Pocket Guy. Richard Todd seems like a rather ordinary, three-star junior college transfer, and his only clips on YouTube are generic practice reports from the Montgomery Advertiser. But he ran The Tony Franklin System™ in high school, and that apparently caught Franklin's eye: before he caught on at Auburn, Todd's only other I-A offer was from Troy, and it's a safe bet the Tigers never would have looked at him had Franklin not been courting him already.
Guessing about his arm, accuracy and competence would be folly, but Todd has pro size (6'4", 215) and might be at least as decent an athlete (he reportedly runs a so-so 4.7 in he 40) as Burns is a passer. Cox was notoriously low on the ladder of arm strength, but he was also 29-9 as a starter, and if Todd can approximate his predecessor's understanding of the offense and general gamesmanship, he'll be tough to keep on the sidelines as Burns is skipping balls off the turf. As always, of course, that's a big if.
The Wildcard(s). Neil Caudle was a four-star prospect with high expectations of succeeding Cox in 2006, but he has no significant time in two years and is battling incoming freshman Barrett Trotter for the third spot with no indication either might push Burns or Todd. Physically, it's unlikely Caudle brings anything Todd doesn't.
The Smart Money. It didn't unleash a flood of points, but the offense moved the ball pretty well in the bowl game (400 yards in regulation, well above the season-long average of 335) with limited exposure to Franklin, against one of the best statistical defenses in the country, and left feeling very good about Burns and the system in general. But Burns only handled one aspect of the system against Clemson, and without the threat of a passing game, it's extremely unlikely the Tigers will make much headway to an SEC championship behind the read option.
Whether or not they intend to name a full-time starter or not, the formula in the bowl game was effective and might very well lead to a similar sharing of responsibility between Todd the Passer and Burns the Runner Who Occasionally Surprises You With a Pass. If not that, I'd guess the one-dimensionality with Burns -- who seems to be the slight favorite based on the bowl game -- will eventually lead to frustration and an opportunity for Todd. As little information as this battle has generated even in the local press lately, some form of co-existence is as good a bet as any.
 
Thank you, sir. Hope you like the info on the rFr QB starting for NC State. Posted that in your thread too.

I really like the Cocks in that one.
 
Texas is gonna destroy Florida Atlantic. Howard Schnellenberger said that Texas “has never been a tough team, a physically tough team.” Go ahead. Watch him say it yourself if you don’t believe me. The last guy who talked this way about Texas was Rudy Carpenter, the Arizona State QB. This is what happened to him after he was sacked four times and held to 18 for 32 and 187 yards in the Holiday Bowl
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Florida Atlantic's a little baby pit bull coming off their first bowl victory in history, but if Schnellenberger wanted to play psychological kung-fu, he'd pump a little sunshine up their wazoo instead of calling them un-tough. Tell Brian Orakpo he’s soft and he’s coming at you with hundred-pound kettlebells in both hands.

I love watching that video and watching Muck and Orakpo destroy Ruuuuuuudy. That was an asskicking party. A lot of fun to watch in person.
 
Thank you, sir. Hope you like the info on the rFr QB starting for NC State. Posted that in your thread too.

I really like the Cocks in that one.


yea saw that when i was at work that he was named the starter and got real happy about that.

This is a tough task to be making your first start on the road infront of 85,000 against a team who is real pissed off. I would expect that Ellis Johnson is going to go right after him, as he should. I also believe there is enough speed on defense to keep him under control if the pocket collapses and he does scramble. Maybe Wilson creates some plays with his feet that otherwise would have resulted in an Evans sack but I do not believe he has the ability to beat SC with his arm.


Mr. 5'11 190lbs QB, meet mr 6'2 260lb MLB, looking for a 27-10 or 31-13 type game
 
UCLA Releases Depth Chart For Season Opener

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by Nestor on Aug 22, 2008 3:30 PM PDT in Football
After almost three weeks of training camp UCLA released its updated depth chart (PDF) for the Tennessee game:


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You can check it out by going here. No major surprises if you have been following the camp on a day to day basis like rest of us here on BN. I guess some might be surprised at true freshman Sean Westgate making the two deep at WLB, but the coaches have been hinting at him as one of the freshmen who might be getting some PT for Tennessee game this week. So not a big shocker.
Also note the coaching staff has the right to shuffle around that lineup at any time based on injuries, performance at practice etc. For more official notes on the season opener go over here.

Less than 10 days to go.
GO BRUINS.
 
Dr. Bob's Preview of Cal Football 2008

from California Golden Bear Football News by Dave
Note from blogger: Last year the Wall Street Journal had an article on a former Cal classmate of mine who runs a very successful sports handicapping website. You can read the article here, and check out his website here. Here’s his analysis of Cal Football 2008:

Cal Preview
California went from the verge of the #1 ranking after their upset win at Oregon to losses in 6 of 7 games before coming back from a 0-21 deficit to win their bowl game against Air Force behind sophomore quarterback Kevin Riley. The Bears weren’t as good early in the season as their 5-0 start suggested, as they were lucky to win at Oregon (+4 in turnovers in that game while being out-gained 400 yards to 497 yards) and were a combined +11 in turnover margin in those 5 games. Starting quarterback Nate Longshore injured his ankle in that victory and the Bears lost the very next week at home to Oregon State with backup Riley getting his first collegiate action. Riley played well until trying to run with time running out rather than throwing the ball away and setting the Bears up for an easy game tying field goal attempt. Time ran out, Cal lost, Longshore returned the next week and the Bears’ spirit was destroyed with a close loss to UCLA. Longshore played the rest of the season on a bad ankle and his inability to step into his throws led to 11 interceptions in the final 6 regular season games - after throwing just 2 picks in the first 5 games. The only difference between Cal’s 5-0 start and their 2-6 finish was turnovers, as their compensated yards per play numbers were about the same in both sections of the season. For the first time in recent years the Bears are flying under the radar and there are plenty of indications that this will be a good season for Cal.

Longshore’s interception issues while injured got him on the wrong side of the Cal fan base and that sentiment was exaggerated after Riley came off the bench in the Armed Forces Bowl and led Cal to 6 consecutive touchdown drives after the Bears fell behind 0-21 early in the 2<sup>nd</sup> quarter. Riley’s 16 for 19, 269 yards and 3 TD pass performance sparked an open competition for the quarterback spot this summer, which probably won’t be decided until just before this game. While Longshore is the villain according to most Cal fans, it was Tedford that decided to keep sending him out there to play on a bad ankle when it was pretty obvious that he wasn’t right. When Longshore was healthy in 2006 and at the start of the 2007 season he was being hailed as a possible 1<sup>st</sup> round NFL draft choice and I don’t see how things are any different now if he’s healthy (unless last year’s failures have damaged his confidence). Riley’s attributes are pretty apparent too (552 yards on 60 pass plays for an incredible 9.2 yards per pass play), but Longshore was one of the most efficient quarterbacks in the nation in 2006 (7.6 yppp against teams that would allow 5.7 yppp to an average QB) and early in 2007 despite an injury to star receiver DeSean Jackson that led to multiple dropped passes. Tedford has hinted that both quarterbacks will see action early in the season and whoever is in the game will be throwing to a brand new receiving corps. Most pundits see the departure of wide receivers DeSean Jackson, Lavelle Hawkins and Robert Jordan as a huge problem with this year’s team, but that trio – while outstanding in 2006 – didn’t play very well last season (especially Jackson with his early season hand injury and generally selfish attitude). Jeff Tedford has had great passing attacks with less talented receiving corps in the past and the young receivers filling the void this season will not be as much of a drop in talent as you might expect. Florida transfer Nyan Boateng has incredible talent that hasn’t been harnessed due to a lack of work ethic, but Boateng has worked hard this off-season, has shined in practice, and could be All-Pac 10 receiver by season’s end. Redshirt Freshman Michael Calvin, sophomore Jeremy Ross and true freshman Marvin Jones have all looked good too. The new crop of Cal receivers is not only fast, but they are far more physical than the finesse group the Bears have had in recent years. Cal’s pass attack went from +1.9 yppp in 2006 to just +1.0 yppp last year and I don’t see that number dropping this season considering that the Bears’ average pass rating in 6 years under Tedford is +1.3 yppp (most of those without DeSean Jackson). Cal also lost top running back Justin Forsett, who ran for 1546 yards at 5.1 ypr, but his graduation may enhance the Bears’ rushing numbers given that Jahvid Best is waiting in the wings to take his turn as Cal’s 1000 yard rusher. Best was one of the nation’s top rated running backs coming out of high school (and California’s 100 meter high school sprint champion) and he averaged an eye popping 7.6 yards per rush in limited duty last season before injuring his hip late in the season. Best is fully recovered from that injury and has looked great in camp, so I don’t see any drop in production. This scenario is very much like 2005, when Cal had to replace star runner J.J. Arrington, who ran for 2018 yards in his senior season at an incredible 7.0 ypr. His backup that year was Marshawn Lynch, who averaged 8.8 ypr, so it was pretty obvious that losing Arrington would not be an issue (and it wasn’t). It’s too early to tell if Best will be as good as Lynch, but Forsett was certainly not as good as Arrington was so Best doesn’t have to be as good as Lynch was to avoid a drop in the rushing numbers. All-American C Alex Mack returns to lead another great Cal line, so Cal could improve on last season’s impressive rushing numbers (5.3 yards per rushing play against teams that would allow 4.4 yprp to an average team, sacks are not including in rushing in my stats) – although I’ll call for them to stay steady for now. The Bears were 1.0 yards per play better than average offensively last season and I expect them to be about the same this season – and they could be even better if the inexperienced receiving corps is as good as I think they can be.

While Cal’s offense figures to be about the same as it was last season (although with fewer interceptions), the Bears’ defense looks like it will be improved. Cal was pretty good on defense last season (5.2 yppl allowed to teams that would average 5.8 yppl against an average team) and the Bears lost just one impact player in leading tackler Thomas DeCoud while 8 starters return. Cal has perhaps the 2<sup>nd</sup> best set of linebackers in the Pac-10 (aside from USC) with Zack Follett, Worrell Williams, and Anthony Felder all being potential All-Pac 10 candidates this season. The secondary looks about the same with Chris Conte or Darian Hagan stepping in for the marginal Brandon Hampton at the cornerback spot opposite star Syd’Quan Thompson and the defensive front should supply more of a pass rush as long as DE Rulon Davis stays healthy. Davis has been hurt in each of the last two seasons, but he has shown the ability to get after the passer when he has been on the field. The line should once again hold up well against the run (4.6 yards per rushing play allowed last year to teams that would average 5.3 yprp against an average defense) with a solid defensive tackle rotation returning and sophomore end Cameron Jordan showed signs of brilliance in training camp and adds another pass rushing dimension on passing downs. The key for the Bears to become better defensively is an improved pass rush (just 22 sacks last season) and they should get that this season with Davis and Jordan in the mix up front. Cal has the potential to be much better defensively this season, but I’ll just call for a slight upgrade until I see evidence on the field. Cal’s special teams has been great in recent years, thanks in large part to having Jackson returning punts (he ran back 6 of his 38 career returns for touchdowns), but the Bears probably won’t be as good in special teams this season. Cal has found a very good young punter in Bryan Anger to replace the consistently good Andrew Larson (37.6 net) and Jahvid Best is said to be a candidate to return kickoffs this season despite being the starting running back (he returned 15 kickoffs for 27.0 yards per last season), so the Bears will still be better than average in special teams – just not as good as the last couple of years.

Overall, the Bears look like an underrated team after being overrated last season. People see a team that lost 6 of their last 8 games and losses 3 top receivers and a 1500 yard tailback and figures such a team can’t be improved. Those people would be wrong. Cal is going to be in the hunt for the 2<sup>nd</sup> spot in the Pac-10 behind USC.
 
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The season is just a week away, and suddenly you’re fretting that you don’t know your Malcolm Williams from your Brandon Collins. You’re lost in conversation when someone drops an Ishie Oduegwu reference. You don’t know what the “Q package” is. You couldn’t tell a Muschamp from muskrat.
Good news. Bevo Beat is here to help.
First, download our nifty PDF of the Longhorns roster by class.
After coming to terms with just how many names are in the “freshmen” and “sophomore” categories, it’s time to scout the Longhorns position by position. Our beat writers Suzannne Halliburton and Alan Trubow have been churning out these positional reports for the past two weeks. If you missed any of them (OK, you missed all of them), here’s the quick way to catch up:
Quarterbacks: That’s plural for a reason.
Running backs: No one is running away from the field.
Wide receivers: After Shipley and Cosby, one name keeps popping up.
Tight ends: Injury bug limits depth.
Offensive line: They’re growing up, one year at a time.
Punters and kickers: Ryan Bailey still has a leg up on the competition.
Defensive backs: Youth will be served.
Linebackers: Is this the year for a breakout performer?
Defensive line: Big Roy mans the middle.
Returners: Quan’s on a record pace.
 
Arnaud will start at QB for Cyclones

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Saturday, August 23, 2008 COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Arnaud will start at QB for Cyclones
Iowa State will start sophomore Austen Arnaud at quarterback in the opener next Thursday against South Dakota State. Sophomore Phillip Bates will also play.
 
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The season is finally here and Pete Fiutak kicks off the Cavalcade of Whimsy with a three-day series of way too long columns starting with the steroid issue, Usain Bolt as a football player, the real greatest athlete of all-time, booting Joe Paterno out the door, and much, much more.
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Part Two How the season will play out
Part Three on Sunday ... the Wacky Calls, Picks, Random Musings, and the Ten Things I'm Grouchy About

With eight months off and the season finally here, I kick off the Cavalcade of Whimsy with three days of columns jam-packed with adventure, danger, and romance thanks to a star-studded cast starring Fannie Flagg, the dueling urns of Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Riley, the urn of Charo (even though she’s not dead yet), the comedy stylings of Fred Travalena (who makes a Richard Nixon face and throws up the peace sign with both hands), Michael Phelps, and Fannie Flagg! Oh, wait, that’s Match Game 2019. Sorry. Welcome to three days of self-righteously daft poppycock.
If this column sucks, it’s not my fault … a few decent tidbits were suspended because I’m playing Georgia Southern. If I was playing Florida, they’d have found their way into the column.

"I offered you a chance when we could have done something, I offered you a chance to be a cop and you blew it!" … It’ll be a normal Tuesday night 30 years from right now, just like every other Tuesday night, and President Tebow will be getting into bed next to his beautiful wife, who fell asleep a little early after a long day. The kids will have been long tucked away, the dog will be out in the yard, and all will seem right with the world. Tebow will stay up to watch a little TV and catch the scores before turning in. Just as he’s about to drift off into a deep, peaceful slumber, his eyes will bolt wide open and he’ll feel this sick, gnawing pain in the pit of his stomach as he realizes he passed on anything to do with Playboy. It'll be at that moment, as only a long-time married man could fully comprehend, that he didn’t take full advantage of being the superstar quarterback at the University of Florida. He’ll then go off into another room where he'll order two secret service agents to take turns kicking him in the nads.
"Don't worry about it. If you miss it, we lose." … When it comes to big, monster football programs that don’t need the slightest smidgen of sympathy, Ohio State is in the team photo, but it’s hard not to feel a little bit for the team after the pummeling that has ensued after losing two national title games. Now the pressure and expectations go beyond the unrealistic and into a whole other dimension.

With almost everyone of note returning to a team full of players that should be in an NFL camp, and with the addition of Terrelle Pryor, not only is the season a total and complete failure if the Buckeyes don’t get to the national title game, which is hard enough in itself, and not only do they have to win it, but they have to beat an SEC team in Miami. They could clobber USC 45-0 and go on to beat Oklahoma in the national title game 35-14 and there would still be some in the college football world saying, “Yeah, but what would they do against Georgia.”

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When its time to change you've got to rearrange/move your heart to what your gonna be/sha na na na na na na na, sha na na na na na"If this sports off-season has shown anything, it’s that it doesn’t matter who you are or what you've done. When a company wants to move on, it’s bu-bye time.

If Brett Favre can be rejected by the Green Bay Packers (and rightly so considering the way he jerked the team around), and if Joe Paterno can be given a daily nudge out of Penn State by some ready for a transition, then what hope is there for the rest of us?

Favre, at least, gave Paterno the blueprint on how to see if your franchise loves you or not. Blubber like a little girl at your ridiculous “retirement” speech, be instantly bored and throw out feelers that you’d like to come back as you’re walking off the podium, and then sit back and wait for the hug. If it doesn’t come, the team was never yours.

But here’s the crazy part; Paterno’s 2008 Penn State team is really, really good. As in could-win-the-Big-Ten good. This isn’t a Bobby Bowden situation where the time has come and gone for a successful transition to keep the party moving. Penn State, with this defense, one of the nation’s best offensive lines, receiving corps, and defensive lines (despite the loss of two key tackles), could certainly beat Coastal Carolina, Oregon State, at Syracuse, Temple, Illinois, Michigan, at Purdue, Indiana, and Michigan State. Let’s say the Nittany Lions win those nine, not a stretch, and wins one of three road games at Wisconsin, Ohio State and against a healthy and improved Iowa. That’s 10-2, a likely second place Big Ten finish and a possible trip to the Rose Bowl.


Memo to the Rose Bowl: When you have a chance to select the No. 2 SEC team to face USC, you take it … There’s no reason for the BCS rankings to matter anymore outside of the top two after the regular season is over. Now there there’s a BCS Championship Game, and the national championship doesn’t rotate bowls, there's just no point to any other pecking order. The Rose Bowl can still be the Rose Bowl, the Orange the Orange, and so on. They’re going to payout the same no matter what. Fox will still want the primetime TV slots, and ABC will still desperately want to hang on to the Rose Bowl. If you’re going to have the BCS, figure out 1 vs. 2, and then let the big bowls do whatever the heck they want.

“You know I'm not a fan of that tippy-tappy, tic-tac-toe, wide-open skating.” … For all the talk about the spread offense and how it can be the great equalizer, since all you really need is a fast, smart quarterback and a couple of backs who can move, but it could be argued that no one has yet to win a national title because of the spread.

Fine, so Texas might not have been able to unleash the full fury of Vince Young if it didn’t run its version of the spread, but that team was a juggernaut because Young was so good. The style of offense didn’t really matter since Young would’ve been great no matter what, but that's still the one example.

Florida didn’t win the 2006 because of the spread. It won because of its defense. While the spread has certainly helped programs like West Virginia, Illinois, Utah, and with its version, Hawaii, get to the BCS, it hasn’t really helped anyone get over the top. You still have to tackle, and you still need a defense. If you have that, like LSU did last year, it doesn’t matter what offense you run. Five of the current six best teams in America, Georgia, Ohio State, LSU, USC, and Oklahoma, play it relatively straight with Florida the one running the spread. And here’s why; if you want to bring in NFL talent, you have to run an NFL offense.

The pros aren’t that happy about getting their quarterbacks hit, and while New England runs a Texas Tech-like spread, but with more downfield passing, the Florida/West Virginia version isn’t going to fly at the next level. If you succeed in a spread offense, you have to prove to the NFL types that you’re not a system guy.

While Alex Smith and Vince Young haven’t had any receiver help whatsoever, they have yet to show they can be NFL stars They’re the test cases. One of them has to become special, or watch how the talent starts to flow even more to the non-spread schools.

Off the topic … As the well-rounded sports fan that I am, I watch a lot of baseball until the NFL preseason kicks in, and I’ve begun to have a problem with the knee-jerk reaction of disgust every time a base runner dives into first to try to beat a close play.

“If it got you there any faster by diving, you’d see everyone doing that in the Olympics,” is the line, or something to that effect, that every analyst automatically throws out. But is that really the case?

If you’re talking about a finish line going from the ground up to infinity, then yes, an extra stride will get you across a line faster than diving. However, in baseball, a runner has to go to a specific target on the ground. That extra stride might get the head or an outreached hand across the base, but the foot might not actually hit the bag. No one says a player should try to run though a tailing fly ball instead of diving for it. He’s stretching out to get to a specific spot down low, too. Have you ever heard a football announcer yell at a runner for diving for the pylon, rather than run through it? Since everything in the history of baseball has been geeked up to death, this seems like something that someone, somewhere, should analyze.Or just go to the Tom Osborne school of evidence tampering … A quick note to all colleges, coaches, and administrators: Never, ever, EVER, try to handle serious criminal matters in-house. The media will eventually find out everything in time, so there’s no use to not provide any info possible, so it's always best to go out of your way to keep things above board.

If a kid gets caught peeing on the lawn or with a joint, that’s one thing. Welcome to college. If players are being accused of sexual matters or any kind of felonious assault, the school no longer is a “family,” it’s an institution that has a right to protect all its students. Iowa, after the Pierre Pierce case, should know better, even if it thinks it's in the right. Otherwise, everyone will assume a cover-up. No, Iowa might not have covered up the alleged sexual assault involving two former players, but it wasn’t forthcoming enough in providing information, and that's what has caused the pickle.
The winner will play either the 2007 New England Patriots or the 1948 Thomas Dewey campaign … There’s no truth to the rumor that ESPN will run a tournament of the most dominant dynasties of all time with Michael Phelps going against the 2005 pre-loss to Texas USC team. (Sorry, but I can't let it go ... that all-time tournament is before that Rose Bowl is still one of the biggest blunders in recent sports features history.)

Fine, so without the acoustic version of Wanted Dead or Alive we never get Kurt’s epic Unplugged performance … Saying Phelps, because of his medals, is the greatest athlete of all-time compared to Bo Jackson or Carl Lewis, is like saying Bon Jovi is better than Nirvana because he came out with more albums.


And you know Bolt would give Chad Johnson a run for his money when it came to celebrations … Track talent rarely translates into football production, one big smack from a linebacker usually ends the experiment, but considering what Jamaica just did on the track, and considering the size of Usain Bolt, I send my recruiting coordinator to Kingston yesterday to see how many athletes are remotely close to firing out a 700 on the SAT. I also do everything possible to see if Bolt can run a fly pattern with any regularity.

Where are Jammal Lord and Darrell Shepard when you need them … Has there ever been a collection of college quarterbacks like the Big 12 is trotting out this year? Considering Baylor’s passing offense under new head coach Art Briles should be occasionally dangerous, and Iowa State has some good new options to run its attack in Patrick Bates and Austen Arnaud, no one gets a week off this season.

It’s possible that no team has ever had to deal with as many great quarterbacks and passing offenses in one year like Texas will have to handle. The Longhorns won’t lose to a Florida Atlantic or a Rice, but new defensive coordinator Will Muschamp will have some work to do with the nation’s 109th ranked pass defense.
- Florida Atlantic. Rusty Smith was the Sun Belt Player of the Year after leading the league’s best passing attack with 3,688 passing yards, 32 touchdowns and nine interceptions.
- at UTEP. The Miners finished 26th in the nation in passing led by Trevor Vittatoe, who threw for 3,101 yards and 25 touchdowns with seven interceptions.
- Arkansas. Yeah, the passing game still needs work, but Bobby Petrino is going to try getting the air attack going right away behind Casey Dick, who appears to be night-and-day better now that he gets to chuck it.
- Rice. The Owls finished 15th in the nation in passing. Chase Clement was sixth in the country in total offense and threw for 3,377 yards and 29 touchdowns.
- at Colorado. Cody Hawkins is a rising star.
- Oklahoma. Sam Bradford led the nation in passing efficiency.
- Missouri. Chase Daniel will likely be a Heisman finalist again.
- at Oklahoma State. Zac Robinson was 12th in the nation in passing efficiency.
- at Texas Tech. Mr. Harrell, your table is ready.
- Baylor. Averaged 273 yards through the air last year.
- at Kansas. Todd Reesing is on the Heisman short list.
- Texas A&M. Finally, a week off, right? Stephen McGee threw for 362 yards and three touchdowns last year on the Longhorns.

By the way, Texas Tech’s slate isn’t much better getting Nevada’s Colin Kaepernick, SMU and the June Jones attack, and UMass and its star QB, Liam Coen, to go along with games against the Big 12 stars.

Three words: Bo Levi Mitchell … Thanks to six years of eligibility and the expanded Hawaii schedule, former Warrior star Timmy Chang’s career passing mark of 17,072 yards once appeared unbreakable. After all, he finished 2,041 yards ahead the No. 2 man, BYU’s Ty Detmer. But if the right player could be in the right system for four years, he might do it. If Texas Tech’s Graham Harrell does what he did last year, he’ll finish his career with over 16,000 yards in three seasons. If he had started as a freshman, the record would be in sight. That's why the SMU quarterbacks, if a true freshman really does keep Justin Willis on the bench, and the North Texas situation, when Riley Dodge takes over, probably next year as a redshirt freshmen, could bear watching.

Announcer: “This is Jim Carr. Jeff Hanson, I just can't tell you the pleasure you've given us. I'd like to ask one question. Win, lose or draw, this is the Chiefs' last game before you leave. Anything you want to say to Flood City?”

Hanson: “What do you mean, Flood City? …
There’s a reason why the NHL is the NHL. One of the coolest ideas the league has created is the outdoor game. Last year it was Pittsburgh vs. Buffalo. This year, it’s Detroit vs. Chicago in Wrigley Field, and it’s going to be a tougher ticket to get than a Game 7 for the Stanley Cup. This would be an ideal game for December 31st, as everyone would give it a look for the sheer novelty, but this is the NHL. What does it do? It puts it on New Year’s Day, you know, bowl day, meaning all of Canada will be tuned in, along with the five die-hard American hockey fans who aren’t in Wrigley. And to close out this day's portion of fun and merriment with a resounding, preachy thud … We all need a little bit of shiny happiness in a time when the economy is in the tank and gas prices are through the roof. Floods, hurricanes, and other natural wonders are bombing away on us daily, the threat of terrorism hangs over out heads like the crazy uncle in the corner that no one wants to talk about, and the nightly news has become a horror show. Now, more than ever, finding warm sports fuzzies are a must to distract us from the everyday world. However, this only works if they’re real.

We’ve been lied to before.

From Mark to Barry, Lance to Ben to Marion, Roger to Andy, there have been more than enough examples of cheating to demand that sports fans, and more importantly, the media, be far more cynical and not be afraid to inquire about the legitimacy of what we’re all seeing. With that in mind, I’m begging everyone around the football world, from the fans, to Roger Goodell, to the NCAA, to the people covering the sport, who inexplicably continue to have their heads in the sand after we just went through this with baseball, to ask more questions and be more critical about how natural the athletes are. It’s not fair to the sport, and especially the players, to continue to brush the idea of steroids and undetectable human growth hormones aside, like everyone has done over the last two weeks as they assume all the Olympic and world records are just magically falling because of the athletes are just that good.

From moment one, the Olympics have been a steaming pile of hoo-ha (helped by consistent ads from Coca-Cola and McDonald's to show how their products and healthy lifestyles go hand in hand), and it all started with the host country. China, the bastion of truth, honesty and humanity that it is, artificially cleaned up its air for two weeks by keeping cars out of Beijing, used computer generated fireworks for part of the opening ceremony, pulled a Technotronic Pump Up The Jam by having the Chinese version of Ya Kid K, a very cute 7-year-old girl, handle the singing, while a cuter-looking 9-year-old girl did the lip-syncing, trotted out obviously under-aged female gymnasts, allegedly made possible by phony passports (although, do you really want to go from silver to gold on an age technicality?), and put the kibosh on any protesters of any kind. Start with that, and the slope gets slipperier and slipperier, and you just know, someday, these Olympics will have an ugly footnote attached to them.

I desperately hope Usain Bolt really is that fast, but past Jamaican star runners have been nailed for banned substances, and if something doesn’t smell fishy to you when an entire program all of a sudden rises up and becomes dominant, and one guy is so much faster than the rest of the field, then it’s your fault if you’re shocked when it all turns out to be a farce.

Of course, in today’s day and age of advanced technologies, better training, better scouting, better coaching, and a whole new generation of Marv Marinoviches browbeating sports and training into their children from conception, there’s going to be a higher level of athlete than the world has ever seen. However, when world records start falling like they’re no big deal, and when 41-year-old swimmers are doing things 21-year-old world-class swimmers can't, and when it’s all being done so easily, it's time to start digging deeper. Adding to the hypocrisy is the ring-leader of it all, Bob Costas, who can’t go 14 seconds without bringing up Willie Mays or Mickey Mantle, while pining for the over-romanticized pre-steroid days of baseball, and yet he has played lickspittle to Michael Phelps without daring to at least put the star of the games on the record to deny that ever using performance enhancing drugs (call me totally naive, but he's one of the few who appear to be legit).

Fine, let the Olympics have their day, at least they took the focus off of Brett Favre for ten minutes, and now we’re finally close to life beginning again. Again, I beg of you to use a more critical eye than ever, if only because no one else is when it comes to football.

I want to enjoy what I’m seeing. I want to be amazed. I want to assume the best, and I'm trying to go into the football season with an open mind. It isn't working.

Whenever you hear the words “quick healer” or that a football player is a medical marvel, read between the lines. Whenever you see an old guy doing things old guys have never done before on an NFL field, and in some ways, improving well into their 30s, blaring sirens need to go off.

Whenever you see a college sports information department praising a player for being the strongest ever in the weight room, roll your eyes.

When the NFL Combine kicks in and certain mediocre teams somehow crank out workout warriors, understand what's probably happening.

Remember, the phrase “never tested positive” doesn’t mean anything. The tests continue to be ten steps behind the times, and the drug testers continue to admit as much. The harsh reality is that nothing much can really be done if someone really wants to cheat.

Would you be any less entertained if most offensive linemen were a natural 265 pounds? Would your college football Saturday be any less fulfilling or the games any less exciting if linebackers were running legit 4.7s at an honest 225 pounds? Baseball has gotten better and even more enjoyable even though chemical factories bashing 500 foot home runs 73 times a year have gone bye-bye, and football can be the same way. Eventually, it has to be.

But if you start counting by kicking your foot, you’ve gone too far … With all that said, steroids don’t have to be all bad. Using the technology available to heal faster isn’t a negative. It’s when the drugs and the human growth hormones are used to give a player a competitive advantage, and potentially ruin his or her health, that makes it a problem.

Ask any parent whose kid is having a hard time clearing up an infection what a little dose of steroids can do for a breathing problem or an ear ache. If a new ligament isn’t responding naturally and a shot will help the knee/elbow/whatever get better, there's no harm. But then it all has to be regulated when it comes to football, and that’s just too much effort, especially at the collegiate level, but in lieu of proper testing, it might be the only hope.

Part Two How the season will play out

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In part two of the 2008 Kickoff Cavalcade of Whimsy Extravaganza of Import, here's how the season is going to play out. Which teams will be eliminated from the title chase early on? Who'll be playing for the whole ball of wax? Next is part three with all the wacky call, picks, and random musings.
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a.k.a. Frank Costanza's Festivus Airing of the Grievances

[/FONT] [FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif]The Kickoff Extravaganza of Import ... Part 2[/FONT]
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By Pete Fiutak
What's your beef? ... Fire off your thoughts
Past Whimsies
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- Part 1 - The Way Too Long Kickoff to the Season

Part Three on Sunday ... the Wacky Calls, Picks, Random Musings, and the Ten Things I'm Grouchy About

Of course, you’ve gone through each juice tidbit of the 2008 Preview reading every word of every preview like it was Gospel. Now you know all about the Akron offensive line and the Idaho special teams. Now it’s time to tell you how the story ends.

If you’re not one of those people who records a game on the DVR and then fast forwards to the end, then stop reading this right now. I’ve seen the future and am about to tell you what’s going to happen this season and how the national title chase will play out. Read it, and then go off and do something more interesting with your life.

August 27<sup>th</sup> – All teams not in a BCS league receive a letter from the BCS committee informing them that they’re officially eliminated from BCS Championship Game contention.

August 28<sup>th</sup> – The season begins. Even though almost everyone kicks off their season two days later, every BCS conference team other than Ohio State, USC, Florida, Georgia, LSU, Oklahoma, Wisconsin, Auburn, Texas Tech (yes, Texas Tech), Missouri, Tennessee, Clemson, and West Virginia receives a letter from the BCS committee informing them that they’re officially eliminated from BCS Championship Game contention.

August 30<sup>th</sup> – Utah beats Michigan. West Virginia pays Michigan $4 million dollars to keep Rich Rodriguez.

September 6<sup>th</sup> – It’ll be 73 degrees outside with one lonely little cloud hovering around the deep blue sky. Children will be playing and families will be going for walks. Some will enjoy the perfect late summer/early fall air with a nice bike ride, while others will others will take the opportunity to get in a little golf, fly a kite, get a little yard work done, or invite friends over for a barbeque and some fine fellowship. You’ll be in your living room wearing your gameday Zubaz with a two-liter of Mountain Dew, a family-sized bag of cheeze nubbins, a box of chocolate ring dings and two footlong roast beef subs to sustain you through a really, really bad lineup of games. And you’ll be in heaven.

September 13<sup>th</sup> – Ohio State at USC, Kansas at South Florida, Arkansas at Texas, UCLA at BYU, Michigan at Notre Dame, Wisconsin at Fresno State, Oklahoma at Washington, Oregon at Purdue, Cal at Maryland, Georgia at South Carolina, and Auburn at Mississippi State ... the 2008 college football season officially begins. Ohio State beats USC causing a public outcry that the national title game will once again suck. In an attempt to calm down a nation …

October 4<sup>th</sup> – The government will try to inject life into the season by issuing the Stimulus Wedge, a cheese-shaped block of foam Americans can wear to support Wisconsin in its bid to keep the Buckeyes from playing another bad national title game. It doesn’t help.

October 11<sup>th</sup> – LSU at Florida and Oklahoma vs. Texas. Unfortunately, you miss both games after passing out from playing the “Separation Saturday” drinking game.

October 16<sup>th</sup> – A half season of chirping from BCS obsessed BYU fans comes to a screeching halt on a Thursday night against TCU.

November 1<sup>st</sup> – Florida will beat Georgia. For the second straight season, Georgia fans will claim their two loss team that didn’t win its own division deserves to be playing for the national title.

November 22<sup>nd</sup> – The sun will rise in the east, Ohio State will beat Michigan, and the sun will set in the west.

November 29<sup>th</sup> – Notre Dame’s overinflated record against a squishy-soft schedule is exposed in a sixth straight loss to USC. For the second straight season, Trojan fans will claim their two loss team deserves to be playing for the national title.

December 6<sup>th</sup> – To save time, the winner of the SEC Championship game is handed the Sears Trophy.

January 8<sup>th</sup> – I spend the day icing down my cheese and biscuits after my wife’s reaction to my choosing the BCS Championship game over her birthday for the second time in three years.

January 8<sup>th</sup> – (Insert SEC champion here … I have to leave some reason for you to watch the season) will beat Ohio State for the national title. The BCS creates a new bylaw stating that the Buckeyes can’t play in another national championship game against an SEC team.

January 9<sup>th</sup> – After spending half the day quietly sobbing that the season is over, you suck it up and deal with the horror of the Made To Order/Sex and the City double feature you promised to sit through to make up for spending the last four months watching college football. You excuse yourself 17 times during the movies to do some more gentle weeping.

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always takes me forever to read thru ;) but it's worth it. good stuff, rj.
:cheers:

& go play USC before it reaches 20. virginia won't be able to put up pts.


and why louisville? besides having home field...where are they a better team this season/this week than kentucky?
defensively? certainly not...across the board.
qb? both teams have issues/unknowns.
the other skill positions? don't see it at all with their WR issues (for now)...and not a chance @ RB.
the trenches? not there either.

not breakin your balls...jsut curious as to why it's a lean. i know of all the off field stuff...for both sides. more interested in the on field...
thx, man.:shake:
 
Thanks, Yanks.

Added:

USC -19' (-110)
Texas -23 (-110)

May add Texas 1H -13' too.

Yanks, re L-ville. I think the teams are pretty evenly matched. What I think favors L-ville is HFA, revenge angle, UK starting a new QB, and UK does not have Little who was their difference maker last year.
 
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