<TABLE id=ilt cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TH class=stathead align=left colSpan=5>ESPN.com's Bottom 10</TH><TR class=evenrow vAlign=top><TD class=colhead> </TD><TD class=colhead>RANK</TD><TD class=colhead>TEAM</TD><TD class=colhead>RECORD</TD><TD class=colhead>COMMENT</TD></TR><TR class=oddrow vAlign=top><TD width="15%">
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Syracuse </TD><TD width="8%">0-3 </TD><TD width="44%">"No Country For Old Men": Or Orange ones. "There are no clean getaways" is the movie tagline. That's certainly proving to be true in the Greg Robinson era. </TD></TR><TR class=evenrow vAlign=top><TD width="15%">
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San Diego State </TD><TD width="8%">0-3 </TD><TD width="44%">"The Big Lebowski": The tagline is "They figured he was a lazy, time-wasting slacker. They were right." OK, The Dudes from SDSU definitely aren't slackers, but waiting for a win could be a waste of time. </TD></TR><TR class=oddrow vAlign=top><TD width="15%">
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Road Apples </TD><TD width="8%">0-6 </TD><TD width="44%">"O Brother, Where Art Thou?": On the other side of the state. "They have a plan, but not a clue" is the tagline. The 2008 road is littered with the evidence of losses by Apple State siblings Washington State and Washington. </TD></TR><TR class=evenrow vAlign=top><TD width="15%">
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FIU </TD><TD width="8%">0-2 </TD><TD width="44%">"The Hudsucker Proxy": The Panthers' season feels like "A comedy of invention" -- especially for an offense that ranks No. 119. As Norville would say, FIU's offense is, "You know, for kids." </TD></TR><TR class=oddrow vAlign=top><TD width="15%">
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State of Arizona
</TD><TD width="8%">0-2 </TD><TD width="44%">"Raising Arizona": Razing Arizona works better after a pair of Saturday upsets shocked the Wildcats and Sun Devils. Maybe the ideas about the Cats being back and Sun Devils being national players were "a comedy beyond belief." </TD></TR><TR class=evenrow vAlign=top><TD width="15%">
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Utah State </TD><TD width="8%">0-3 </TD><TD width="44%">"Barton Fink": "Between heaven and hell there's always Hollywood!" Or Logan! Stopping teams has been hell on the Aggies, who rank No. 119 in scoring defense. </TD></TR><TR class=oddrow vAlign=top><TD width="15%">
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North Texas </TD><TD width="8%">0-3 </TD><TD width="44%">"Intolerable Cruelty": "A romantic comedy with bite." Is the honeymoon over in Denton? The Mean Green are 2-13 since Todd Dodge arrived. </TD></TR><TR class=evenrow vAlign=top><TD width="15%">
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UAB <TD width="8%">0-3 </TD><TD width="44%">"Paris, je t'aime": "Stories of Love. From the City of Love." If the Bottom 10 sent a script to the Coen brothers, we would substitute Birmingham for Paris. The Bottom 10 loves the Blazers. </TD></TR><TR class=oddrow vAlign=top><TD width="15%">
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Virginia </TD><TD width="8%">1-2 </TD><TD width="44%">"Burn After Reading": Doesn't seem right that the "intelligence is relative" tagline could work with an academic institution like Virginia. But the Bottom 10 deals only with events on the field. </TD></TR><TR class=evenrow vAlign=top><TD width="15%">
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Idaho </TD><TD width="8%">1-2 </TD><TD width="44%">"Blood Simple": It's simple. The Bottom 10 has the Vandals in its blood. "Breaking up is hard," so the Bottom 10 is pleased to be reunited with Idaho after a week's separation. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>