2026 Australian Open

[CPA-hole]

I passed out at 5-3 in fifth set. Honestly thought it was done. Missed a moment.

Zverev barely won another point at 5-3. He was toast.

 

[CPA-hole]

The men's semis have helped make up for a pretty boring tourney so far.

We are headed to a 5th.

 

[Inspekdah]

Do you believe???

 

[ScopeY]

Lets go!

 

[CPA-hole]

I have Sinner winning the tourney to close out a parlay at +450. So I already know what's gonna happen, if not today, but Saturday.

 

[CPA-hole]

Rooting for Joker, tbh.

 

[Inspekdah]

Every sport needs Tom Brady’s ohhhhhhhh moments. Would be amazing for tennis. That ohhh has propelled him to must watch and the best color maybe in the history of the game.

 

[Inspekdah]

Ohhh

 

[ScopeY]

Insane service game --- a hold here would be epic

 

[Inspekdah]

Ohhh

 

[Inspekdah]

Drop shot a late body blow as we approach waters for the doper he’s never been in successfully before

 

[Inspekdah]

Big hold again. Can he compete in a Jack service game?

 

[ScopeY]

I trust Joker much more in big moments despite the more visible fatigue (I know but are feeling it but still)

I think he only goes hard on return gsme if he gets an early lead in it

 

[ScopeY]

Of course if he falls behind too

 

[ScopeY]

OK

 

[Inspekdah]

Ohhhhhhhh

 

[ScopeY]

Path is officially laid down...

 

[CPA-hole]

Wow

 

[ScopeY]

Insane

 

[CPA-hole]

Joker holds. Unreal

 

[twinkie13]

Cmon +850

 

[CPA-hole]

Ballgame. Unbelievable from Joker.

 

[Inspekdah]

Oh sports.

A 9-1 dog, who is the GOAT of all of sports, delivers in a grand slam semis.

Ohhhhhhh

 

[Inspekdah]

Shot making is on point. Peak Joker.

 

[Eric Antrobus]

Joker!!

 

[B.A.R.]

This tournament fuckin sucks. Haven't seen a 5 setter in the quarters at all. Barely any 3 setters for women. No classics. Drab asf.

Just make it Sinner and Alcaraz. Skip the straight set wins tonight. Forgone conclusion.

It's all sabby too. Trying to look feminine with earrings.

 

[Inspekdah]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2017249210995712084

 

[Brewers888]

Zverev is going to go down as the greatest player to never win a grand slam due to his consistent choking in big matches.

 

[Inspekdah]

Joker a +250 dog is a big adjustment from +850.

Exhausting long match but more important for Joker at this stage is that he didn't roll an ankle, fall, or pull anything. Looked better in the 5th than he did in the 1st.

Carlos was steam rolling the entire tournament but didn't look sharp vs. the big German

 

[Inspekdah]

Zverev is going to go down as the greatest player to never win a grand slam due to his consistent choking in big matches.

Sucks. I like him and his hair. He deserves one.

 

[Inspekdah]

5.5 hours is A LOT for Carlos though. Despite being a little hamster of muscle and fitness.

 

[HUNT]

Shiiiiet

 

[HUNT]

The GOAT is healthy. He is better than what we saw post fall at Wimby and knee surgery before that. But he’s still past his prime. And the doper brought his A game of course.

Fuck Sinner. A healthy Novak is everything. I was wrong to doubt him.

 

[KJ]

Fuck Sinner. A healthy Novak is everything. I was wrong to doubt him.

This is who actually is fucking Sinner

 

[KJ]

Man I want Elena to beat Sabby but not betting it until live. Thing is I need to see a TEAPOT in the armor first to bet against Sabalenka and can see getting 10 units deep in this. Could also see not betting much at all. As always betting on breaks in this is in play, game to game, WTA nerves are the best and it's going to be the big watch.

Going to start with .5* Elena +138

Likely be more invested on her but fine watching for a minute before going crazy

 

[KJ]

Chris Evert sounds more intoxicated than ever and I'm all for it

Who's gonna play with freedom or shy away from it? Great shit

The elements are gonna favor both of them

You have to do a body scan and move your feet! This is brilliant!

Going to be short points in this puppy. This will be about who fucks up return the least

 

[KJ]

Haven't stayed up the fortnight

Does anyone even watch the womens' match live? I'm more interested in this than Alcaraz/Joker which is a mismatch on so many levels but I digress

This one is very good

 

[KJ]

Guess everyone got the fatigue last night

This is an incredible finale. So diverse and wish this could be bottled up

Crazy girl hitting

 

[KJ]

This game is

Two warriors just going for broke

 

[CPA-hole]

Sabalenka melting.

 

[KJ]

Crashed at 3 sumthing but well worth it when Elena does the deed

 

[HUNT]

Ms. Masculine trying to be Ms. Feminine can't win since she killed her boyfriend.

 

[KJ]

Ms. Masculine trying to be Ms. Feminine can't win since she killed her boyfriend.

I will never unsee the Vera de Milo comp

 

[Inspekdah]

Guess everyone got the fatigue last night

This is an incredible finale. So diverse and wish this could be bottled up

Crazy girl hitting

Missed the entire thing. Damn