Missed this one - don't wanna wait a year to mention this guy ha
Who was the craziest bastard to EVER play football?
JOE DON LOONEY - RB/P
A combo of Bo Jackson, Antonio Brown, Rube Waddell, and Alan Iverson .....
>> in 1963 a 230 lb white guy that ran a 9.6 100 (10.5 100M) - he was one of the first guys to embrace steroids - he worked out with Ivan Putski
He started at Texas - then TCU - then Cameron JUCO (great year) - then OU
John Unitas said he was the 2nd greatest RB ever - behind Jim Brown
1962- OU's 1st game was with The Cuse - JD was a 3rd string RB. Sooners were behind with 5 minutes left to play, JD strolled over to HC Bud Wilkinson and said : "hey if you put me in, we'll win the game". Before Bud could reply, JD just ran in and told QB Monte Deere : " just gimme the damn ball". Deere ignored the play call and just handed him the ball - JD ran 60 yards for a TD, Sooners won - then made AA.
1963- After Texas / Tommy Nobis kicked his ass - OU's players voted him off the team - he supposedly punched a coach, but probably didn't happen.
The NYG drafted him in the 1st round (WHY?). There he lasted 25 days. He refused to practice, and throw with QB Tittle, preferring to throw with a little kid attending practice. He told HC Sherman ;
If practice makes perfect, but perfection is unattainable, what's the point? << great point haha
At Baltimore he liked Shula, but loved Barry Goldwater, and hated LBJ. A couple made the mistake of arguing with him about LBJ, so he broke into their apt (ripped door off hinges, and beat the crap outta them. He enjoyed RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS BLOCKERS .....because it was more challenging that way.
In Detroit when asked to bring a play into the game, he told the coach : "If you want a messenger, call Western Union". He also walked around with a huge dog weighted down with weights (to build up the dog's leg muscles")
In Washington was where his 'greatest' moment occurred : in pass protection to stop an oncoming rusher he deemed too big to block - he instead PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE - as a former QB I support this move ha
He soon after, was sent to Vietnam - his response? SUE THE POTUS (LBJ) - it didn't work.
He actually served without incident in Vietnam, and found his greatest love in life : machine guns. He then, incredibly talked the Saints into signing him - as he needed 3 games to get his pension
At some point after he became a follower, bodyguard, and enforcer of Swami Mukumtananda..... who convinced him that the anti-Christ would soon appear, and firearms would be the world's currency, so JD stocked up of course. He spent many years there (India) doing yoga, drugs, and washing elephants - losing 100 lbs fasting....
He came back to Texas - armed with a shit load of guns - built a solar dome home (no water or AC) near Big Bend. In 1988 he crashed his motorcyle and died at 45.
** BTW - anybody that hasn't heard of Rube Waddell (baseball pitcher) - he is worth checking out