Week 1 Schrute Bucks

Schrute

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I won't do a whole lot of write ups since we have been discussing all of these week 1 games over the last 2 months. I will do writeups from here on out. Most of these plays are popular so it looks like we are going to ride or die together in week 1. I also play parlays and teasers that add up to 1-2 units per week. I know its probably a bad idea but its damn fun and have actually saved me a few weeks over the past few years. I will post those as well

All for 1 Unit 6-4 (+1.70 Units)

Wyoming -10 = L
Texas -24 = W
Wake -11.5 = W
Temple -7 = W
USC -19.5 = W

WMU +14 = L
TCU -6.5 = W
OK St -7 = W

Hawaii +35.5 = L
Tenn -8 (1-1, no juice) = L

ML Dog
Fresno +168 (0.6U to win 1U)


Dog ML Parlay for 0.1 Unit to Win 12.6 units = -0.1 Units
UTEP +130
Vandy +155
Stanford +135
MTSU +220
Fresno +190

Fav ML Parlay for 0.28 Units to Win 1.75 units = -0.28 Units
South Carolina -580 for Game = W
Wake Forest -580 for Game = W
Northwestern -500 for Game
Mississippi -400 for Game
Wyoming -485 for Game
Oregon -800 for Game
Tulsa -800 for Game
Boston College -485 for Game
Pittsburgh U -600 for Game
Missouri -390 for Game
USC -1500 for Game
Colorado -500 for Game


FCS Parlay for 0.25 Units to Win 1.25 Units = +1.25 Units
Miami FL -37.5 = W
Oklahoma -47.5 = W
Nevada -17 = W

FCS Parlay for 0.3 Units to Win 5.9 Units = -0.3 Units
Arkansas -22.5
Penn State -37
LSU -21 = W
North Carolina -13
Texas Tech -31


4 Team Parlay 0.23 Units to Win 2.5 Units = -0.23 Units
Temple -7 = W
OK State -7
Hawaii +35.5
TCU NM U20.5 in 1st Half


11 pt Teaser 0.4Units to Win 1.52 Units = -0.4Units
Utah +14 for Game
Mississippi +3½ for Game
Wisconsin -15½ for Game
Kent +20½ for Game
Northern Illinois +20 for Game
East Carolina +20 for Game
UL Lafayette +21 for Game
Arkansas State +29½ for Game


Lets see how it goes fellas. I may be adding a few more before I head to Atlanta for the big one this weekend. Get fucked up but stay safe tonight. Good luck :cheers:
 
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Thursday 11 pt Teaser 0.5 Units to Win 1.5 Units = -0.5 U
UTEP +14.5 = L
Vandy Under 52
So Car -3
So Car Under 56
Wake -0.5
Stanford +14
MTSU +14.5


Got a lot of crucial numbers on teams I like to cover anyway.


12 point Teaser 0.5 Units to Win 2.4 Units
Vanderbilt/Miami Ohio under 52½ for Game = W, miracle
NC State/South Carolina under 56 for Game = W
Utah/Michigan under 52½ for Game = W
Ohio/Wyoming under 61½ for Game = W
Wisconsin -15 for Game = W
TCU/New Mexico under 53½ for Game = W
Oklahoma State +5 for Game = W
Hawaii +46½ for Game = W
Virginia Tech/East Carolina under 57 for Game = W
Fresno State +17 for Game
 
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Thurs Throwaway Parlay 0.17 Units to Win 14.6 Units = -0.17 Units
Miami Ohio -4
So Car U45
Wake -11.5
Stanford +3
MTSU +6.5
Cent Mich -22.5
Indiana State +40
 
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Also, any recs on any Bourbon for tonights games. I usually drink either Jack, Evan Williams or Makers. I wouldn't mind trying something new tonight if anyone has any suggestions
 
In the same boat with you Dwight, you ever tried Knob Creek? Not to bad, a step up from Evan, but not elitist like Makers or Gentleman.
 
Nah, I've seen it man but I've never tried it. Tonight shall be the night. I will be hitting up the liquor store shortly
 
Knob Creek is the shit. . . also I LOVE Woodford Reserve

GL, and have a good trip this weekend
 
Hunt--thanks, you still thinking about headin to the Dirty South

HG--absolutely bud. I will be on your Hawaii play as soon as the reduced juice line shows up at 5Dimes. As always, great insight and best of luck

Bjorks--just got back from the liquor store with the Knob. For the first time in my life I am going to slob on the Knob. I'll let ya know what I think

G8R--I know you sure as hell won't be on Clemson but thanks for the well wishes. It should be a lot of fun regardless but hopefully our skill guys can find the open field. I'll check out Woodford Reserve sometime too. We'll have to catch a few games in Oct-Nov. Have a good weekend man
 
I took a resolution after the Clemson/Auburn debacle to never bet on Clemson games (in any sport) ever again. Honestly, I think they'll win 24-13, but it'll feel like a complete blowout.

Have a blast dude, we'll catch up later on :cheers:
 
Oh, and careful with the Knob. . . that shit gets you faster than you think. Pretty potent at 100 proof
 
Oh, and careful with the Knob. . . that shit gets you faster than you think. Pretty potent at 100 proof

Yeah I noticed that plus coupled with the fact that I won't be getting off the couch for the next 12 hours could make for a dangerous combination. We'll see how it goes

Good call on the Makers B.A.R I polished some of that off 2 Sats ago. good shit
 
Alright douche rockets I have pre-loaded by body with water. Now its time to hit the Knob.

Also, still considering a Stanford ML bet but it will be a game time decision
 
I smelled some bourbon over here and had to come and investigate. :)

Good luck tonight and the rest of the year Dwight.
 
Throwing another parlay in--I will likely play a few of these individually as well. I'm hoping to get Temple back to -7 but we'll see

4 Team Parlay 0.23 Units to Win 2.5 Units
Temple -7
OK State -7
Hawaii +35.5
TCU NM U20.5 in 1st Half
 
Adding an 11pt Teaser -- 0.4 Units to win 1.52 Units

Football - 149 Utah +14 for Game
Football - 154 Mississippi +3½ for Game
Football - 158 Wisconsin -15½ for Game
Football - 170 Kent +20½ for Game
Football - 173 Northern Illinois +20 for Game
Football - 180 East Carolina +20 for Game
Football - 197 UL Lafayette +21 for Game
Football - 203 Arkansas State +29½ for Game
 
For anyone who wants to hear it, Clemson sucks donkey dick and the ACC is on par with the Southern Conference...no lie
 
nah man, bama's just that good :)

Well y'alls O-line and D-line sure made ours look like a high school team. I wish that you guys have a great season. Your fans were very classy and easy to get along with (I know that's easy to do when you beat the shit out of a supposed top 10 team). I enjoyed the trip and had a great time other than those 3 hours in the Dome. Hope yours was fun as well and have a great rest of the season.

Having a winning weekend is mild redemption though.

:cheers:
 
+1.97 Units on the weekend so far with a 0.5 to win 2.4 Teaser still in play as long as Fresno shows up. Hope everyone won this weekend
 
ditto bro. hope clemson runs the table here on out. nothing but class from your fans save one guy that thought it cool to rip me on losing to auburn so many years in a row. i probably started it though, since he was wearing orange paw print pants :D
 
+5.37 units

Play on Tennessee soon to be pending. Will post when I make it

Thanks Tide. Good to hear that you had a great time overall and good luck in the West
 
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