The time has come...*If Hunt's unloading, I'll unload*

[Capt. Slap]

Today is a day where I just feel great about every play I'm about to make

So fucking great that I'm not doing any single plays, just two parlays for everything thats left in my account...

I've got my rebound record going, and it's -.3 units now cause of the Dodgers...I started with 2 Units in the account, so fuck it...time to unload


1st Bet:

5 Team Parlay: Risking .7 Units to win 17.60 Units (or $70 to win $1760)

Angels ML, Royals ML, Athletics ML, Mets ML, Tigers ML

Why? Well, I was going to do all 170 on something, a 3 teamer...but I just couldn't decide which 3 teams to take out of these five...so I said fuck it, and decided to do .7 units on this, and then save 1 unit for three of the teams, which is...

3 Team Parlay: Risking 1 Unit to win 4 Units (or $100 to win $400)

Royals ML, Mets ML, Tigers ML

Why? Well, I'll tell you one thing...I'm going to be very, very pissed if the Mets end up losing or some shit. Because the original 3 teams were suppose to be Royals, Tigers, Angels...and I ended up not doing that. AND, I'll be even more pissed if the Royals end up losing, because then it was going to be the Tigers, Angels, Mets....but I ended up with this, because I figure it's the lowest risk.

Honestly, I don't expect ANY of the 5 teams I've got money on to lose, and if one of them does, I'll be shocked...but you know what, it's cool...tomorrows Sunday, and Monday starts a new week...

Now lets get this chedddddddaaaaaaaaa :cheers:

 

[Capt. Slap]

Oh, you wanted reasons for these plays? I'll give you reasons...

Angels ML - You're probably saying, "Wow, Beckett has been great, how could you bet against him?" I'll tell you why...I've been a Red Sox fan my entire life...and this is the typical shit that happens to them. AND this is the typical shit that happens to Josh Beckett. He starts out GREAT, everyone thinks hes going to be the dominate pitcher he was in Game 6 against the Yankees. Then BAM, he comes out and gives up 8 runs to a mediocre ballclub and the team loses 11 to 3. This is one of those outings.

Royals ML - I saw some thread about how the kid pitching for the Orioles sucks tomorrow. Grienke is my boy, and the Royals bats proved their alive, putting up 4 runs on a pitcher who I think is SUPERB. Put those three things together, and what do you get? Me on the Royals

Mets ML - I didn't even THINK of touching this ML until I saw Hunt on the RL for as many units as he is. Curse you Hunt if this in the only team that loses :an_roll_laugh:

Athletics ML - Rich Harden is the 3rd best pitcher in the AL. Andy Pettite is overaged spoiled cheese/garbage. Enough said. Lets just hope the A's score more than 1 run. Remember, last time I had a 1,000 dollar parlay pending on the A's with Rich Harden on the hill and what happened? He lost to Jose Contreras. Jose fucking Contreras.

Tigers ML - Simply put, Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks. Josh Towers sucks.

 

[Capt. Slap]

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[Terpman92]

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[Satyr]

why are you on Detroit I didn't get it?


I'm on em too

 

[wearo dog]

Help me out here, Are you saying Josh Towers Sucks?
We're kinda slow down here in Texas.

 

[EAGLES2828]

the royals stink..they are as bad as the nats....how the hell are you taking the royals ml on the road?

 

[Sparky1019]

GL Captain :shake:

So I guess you'll be cheering for the Tigers and A's today. Tough day. But you sold me on the Tigers. I may drop $500,000 on them just because of your writeup. Very lengthy. :cheers:

 

[Capt. Slap]

Apparently Josh Towers saw this post...

Or maybe that's just my luck as of late...maybe I need to take a few days off...cause as I type this every game has rained out except for the Tigers game, and of course they're losing

 

[Throwback420]

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:shake:

 

[Capt. Slap]

No need to rub it in

 

[HUNT]

were gonna get hot soon.

 

[RSMS9999]

fuck josh towers