THE OFFSEASON SUCKS: News and Notes and Bitchings and Titties

RJ Esq

Prick Since 1974
BAR gave me shit for not starting this already. Good news is we're inside 5 months from the start of CFB. Bad news is we're that far away.

So, post your news, articles, bitchings, titties (particularly of college girls), and videos from 2008 games and 2009 Spring Games for research.
 
The most over-analyzed team on this board had their Spring Game this past Sunday. For those who didn't see it on ESPNU:

Texas Longhorns 2009 Spring Game

Texas Longhorns 2008 Season (All Games Torrent)

For those who didn't watch the Spring Game, it looks like the DBs and Defense will be sick this year. It was a very defensive game and the safeties were flying all over the field. Also helped that it was a very windy day in Austin, so passes and kicks didn't really work well.
 
Now to seed this thread with some titties. Gotta seed it to make sure more come.

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Hansbrough's MILF:
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RJ

I just watched college football live, who is going to start at RB for Texas this year? It seems from there point of view, as well as the article "looking ahead to 2010" that this is there only question mark.
 
Demetrice Morley done at Tennessee

Talk about it in The General's Quarters


After being dismissed for academics following his sophomore season and then getting the second chance of a lifetime last January to return to Tennessee, safety Demetrice Morley is now officially an ex-Vol. Head coach Lane Kiffin made the announcement after practice on Tuesday reenforcing that his program is not for everyone.

"Demetrice won't be part of our team anymore," Kiffin announced. "Like we've said from the beginning, this isn't easy. It's very demanding for guys to stay here, go through everything we do, hold to our standards on and off the field and to do everything we expect to be part of our culture. Demetrice could not do that and we wish him the best of luck."

Third-year player C.J. Fleming, who has earned his way this spring to first team reps, admits he feels sorry for Morley, but said simply that the talented Morley would not get on board with things.

"It's real big to lose a talent like Demetrice," Fleming said. "He's probably the best closer on the ball we have on defense. As far as the best, flat-out, raw defensive-back skills, he was probably the best we had. But when you have a guy who just isn't on the same page as everybody else it's hard to call him part of the family. It's unfortunate to lose him, and we're sad about it. But we've got to move on.

"When someone sees someone who doesn't want to come to practice and doesn't want to show up for meetings and just thinks they can just show up and it is their spot, but that is not the way it is with the new coaches and I think it (Morley's dismissal) is making everyone stronger."

Fleming was certainly not shocked at all by the news and not just because Morley missed two of the first nine practices without consent and three total practices. In fact, Fleming said it has been clear for a while that Morley wasn't going to make it on the team.

"Probably back when we started morning runs a couple of months ago," Fleming said of when it looked like Morley might have issues staying the course with the new staff. "He missed a lot of team runs. Then he was suspended indefinitely for a while. That is when I figured it out (that Morley wasn't going to make it). He and coach (Ed) Orgeron never really got together. That was a big thing with those two."

And while Fleming understands and agrees with the move he has sympathy for the wasted talent.

"He is senior, he has kids to take care of. This is his second chance back. Man, my blessings go out to him and I hope he straightens his life up," Fleming said.

Fellow safety Eric Berry said it's unfortunate but this group he and Morley dubbed the "goon squad" has to move on.

"We were pretty cool and it's going to be hard not to play with him," Berry said. "Going into last year we had big goals. We accomplished some of them. I really don't know what to say as far as him leaving. I can't touch on that too much. He did a lot for us last year. It's tough to say when you lose a friend like that but we've got to move on. It's something you have to deal with.

Fleming said the decision by Kiffin to remove a senior starter not only gets everyone's attention but it provides plenty of motivation.

"Everyone (Wednesday) is going to be talking about like how they put Demetrice off the team," Fleming said. "That's Morley. That's our five-star and the number one overall defensive back and it's down the drain. It's real big that it is D-Mo rather than just someone who really hasn't played. That's a starter that got taken out of the lineup.

"It's going to make everyone more hungry. (Dennis) Rogan got some reps at free safety today. Everyone knows we have two free safeties coming in and that makes things better even though Demetrice is gone. It seemed like they just prolonged it. Everyone had a feeling it was coming."

Fellow starter Rico McCoy echoed the sentiments of Berry and Fleming in that everyone has to go to work.

"You know how good he could be and you saw that from his first season here, him playing as a true freshman," McCoy said. "I was just talking about having him around as one of the guys (being missed), but that's a big hit right there.

"Somebody has to (step up), that's the way life is. Somebody else has got to step up. Somebody else is waiting for a break. And I guess this is it. We've got to keep working, work even harder now."

That work this summer will include five-star defensive back Janzen Jackson and four-star defensive back Darren Myles Jr., both of whom will arrive on campus this summer and both will start out at safety according to defensive backs coach Willie Garza

Morley's departure comes on the heels of last week's exit of junior tailback Lennon Creer, who quit the team following two weeks of spring camp. Ramone Johnson and E.J. Abrams-Ward were dismissed during offseason conditioning. Preston Bailey also elected to quit football and focus on academics prior to spring camp. Darius Myers also is no longer with the team after he was dismissed before the onset of spring practice.
 
Running back Lennon Creer has left the Tennessee football team, according to head coach Lane Kiffin. Kiffin responded to questions about Creer's absence from today's practice.

Kiffin did not go into the reasons for Creer's departure, simply saying he wished the best for Creer's future. It is expected Creer will transfer at the end of the spring semester.

"Lennon is no longer with us," Kiffin said. "We had a meeting and he's decided he doesn't want to be part of the program anymore, so we're going to go in a different direction. We wish him the best of luck.

"Hopefully, he will finish the semester well academically so he will be able to transfer somewhere else. I talked a lot about it with him and really pushed him to (finish the semester), get some credits, get some units, so he will be able to transfer."

Kiffin said he would give Creer a full release to any school outside the Southeastern Conference that does not appear on Tennessee's schedule for the next three seasons.

The Tatum, Texas, native was recruited to Tennessee along with high school teammate Denarius Moore. Creer was the Vols second leading rusher in 2008 with 388 yards and averaged 5.3 yards per rush, scoring four touchdowns.

Running back is a crowded position for the Vols with Monterio Hardesty expected to be the starter, and Tauren Poole and Toney Williams having impressive spring camps. Tennessee also signed two top running backs in David Oku and the nation's number one rated player by Rivals.com, Bryce Brown.
 
RJ

I just watched college football live, who is going to start at RB for Texas this year? It seems from there point of view, as well as the article "looking ahead to 2010" that this is there only question mark.

Marlo:

Here is a writeup someone did on ShaggyBevo.com. I agree with the comment at the end. This may be the deepest team in decades and is very talented and very mature. With the weak schedule this year, a 2 loss season would be shocking. Most likely Texas will be undefeated or have 1 loss.

QB - Colt is still the guy, this is not a shock but the situation with the backus is much different. Chiles is officially out as a QB and according to reports are that Sherrod Harris looked pretty shaky as the backup. Right now the door is wide open for Gilbert to come in and take over as the #2 guys, this is a lot to ask of a true freshmen but the facts are that he is coming from almost 4 years of running the exact same offense Texas runs so he should be well ahead of the curve in making the transition.

RB - We are officially no closer to finding a primary RB than we were before Spring practice. In fact we might be farther from that goal. Not only do we have 3 guys fighting it out, but you can throw in three more in Jeremy Hills Tre Newton, and true freshmen Chris Whaley. The facts are all 6 guys have their strengths and weaknesses but none have stood out. This is a cause for great concern going into next year.]

WR - Unlike the running back position the receivers are stacked from top to bottom with guys that can get the job done. Starters Jordan Shipley and Malcolm Williams have all-conference ability but not far off from them are Brandon Collins, and James Kirkendoll, both of which are excellent possession receivers that can be counted on to move the chains. Beyond that Texas has 3 more receivers that will get a serious look, they are Deshaun Hales, John Chiles, and Dan Buckner. This doesn't include super freshmen Timmons who has the ability to shoot up the depth chart with his speed.

Oline - Again, the theme of this group is experience and depth. Texas returns 4 starters and has again developed the kind of depth that will pay huge dividends for the next 3 years. If completely healthy Texas looks to be 9 deep on the oline with guys who can all be considered starters. That is some sick depth that will win games for us next year, especially in the 4th quarter when the defenses are getting tired we will still be fresh. The top 9 guys here are: Kyle Hix, Michale Huey, Chris Hall, Charlie Tanner, Adam Ultakowski, David Snow, Trey Allen, Britt Mitchell, and Steve Moore. A tenth guy would be Mason Waters who will likely pass some of the upperclassmen with his play over the spring practice.

TE - This is the one position that is in trouble. From all reports, Blaine Irby will not be ready once the season begins, this means our TE position will be manned by a group of guys who were either moved from different positions or are true freshmen. The top candidate besides Irby are Ahmard Howard, Greg Smith, Ian Harris and freshmen Barrett Matthews. All of which come with built in deficiencies as a TE, some are great blockers but poor receivers. Other are great receivers but poor blockers. Other are still learning the position. Without Irby, Texas will be forced to run more 3 and 4 receiver sets and will again wreak havoc on the running game.

Dline - The good news here is that Texas will be extremely deep with talent, the bad news is most of the talent will be in-experienced. The only full-time starter back is undersized DT Lamar Houston. Candidates for the other starting spot are: Ben Alexander who is starting to reach his potential, Kheeston Randall, and Michael Wilcoxon. On a loaded defense this is the one weak spot. Others who might get a shot are Jarvis Humphrey and freshmen Calvin Howell. The DE position has a chance to be real special with the permanent move of Sergio Kindle from Linebacker to rush end. The other side will be manned by either Sam Acho, Russell Carter, often injured Eddie Jones or super freshmen Alex Okafor. All reports seem to think that Okafor is a talent that can't be redshirted or kept off the field.

Linebackers - If Kindle would have remained as linebacker, this unit would have likly been the best unit in the country. With the promotion of Keenan Robinson the unit of Robinson, Jared Norton, and Rod Muckelroy will only be one of the best. Still this group is extremely quick and strong at defending both the pass and the run. This will be key to a defense with a weak DT rotation as the linebackers will be called upon to make more plays. This is great because the one thing this group does is make plays. All three starters have legit NFL potental. Backing them up will be Dustin Ernst, Tariq Allen, and Emmanuel Acho, only Ernst has any game experience so the others will have to learn on the fly.

Defensive backs - What was last year considered a weakness has become the strength of an already strong defense. The fact is that this group boasts 8 starter quality guys that can get the job done. Last year Texas started two freshmen safeties in Blake Gideon and Earl Thomas, this coming year you can add Nolan Brewster and Christian Scott. All four are good enough to play in the NFL. According to reports all four will fight this out the entire season. The corner back spot might be deeper than the safety spot with starters Aaron Williams and Chykie Brown both of whom are big shut-down guys in the mold of former Longhorn Quintin Jammer. Backing them up are senior Deon Beasley, Curtis Brown, and Ben Wells. That's right, Texas has a chance to be a legit 5 deep at the corner position. This doesn't include super freshmen Eryon Barnett and Marcus Davis who likely will be red-shirted but could see action if needed.


I have been watching Texas Longhorn football since 1977 when the great Earl Campbell won the Heisman, and in all that time only the 2005 team looked as good as this one does. Even the 2005 team didn't have the depth that the 2009 horns are boasting. Combine that with Coach Boom and his agressive defense and this has the potential to be the best Longhorn team ever.
 
Apr 07 2009
Virginia Tech Cheerleader Does Test Shoot For Playboy Girls Of ACC Issue

Published by J Koot at 5:26 am under Some other School

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This probably won’t go over well with the Virginia Tech cheerleading coach.
One of the team’s freshman cheerleaders did a Playboy “Girls of the ACC” test shoot last week and her name made it onto a local NBC affliate’s Web site which was then entered into a Google search.
The results of our search led us to finding out that Carly Hinchman is a Hokies cheerleader.
We smell drama!
Hinchman, an Atlanta native, smiled proudly as a Roanoke news station interviewed her and a friend about doing the test shoot for Playboy.
No, her parents didn’t know about this. And we’re guessing the same goes for the cheerleading coach.


From the NBC report:
Carly Hinchman and Maggie Cook, both freshmen, are friends and decided to try out together.
“When we’re older and it’s 20 years from now, we can be like, remember when we tried out for Playboy?“ Cook said.
Carly goes on to say that she will tell her parents if Playboy calls back.
We hate to break the news to you, but Playboy is calling back. From what we can see from the Va. Tech visit, there is no doubt Hef’s people would love to have a teenage college cheerleader posing in their magazine.
It would send shock waves through the industry (blogosphere) if Hef can pull off this one.
Carly’s parents are in for a huge shock when they either get a phone call or do a Google search.
[Hokie Cheerleading]
[Girls Audition For Playboy In Blacksburg]
 
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

:smiley_abve:

Red River football: Texas claims Big 12 championship with an * By Jake
Trotter
Published: April 5, 2009
http://www.newsok.com/red-river-foot...adlines_widget
The Texas Longhorns still won't concede the 2008 Big 12 championship.
Prominently displayed on a wall inside Texas' Moncrief-Neuhaus training
facility is a list of the Longhorns' Big 12 and South Division
championships.
According to the Austin American-Statesman, the Longhorns have included 2008
among their Big 12 championships - with an asterisk.
Last season, OU edged out Texas and Texas Tech for the South title in a
three-way tie determined by the BCS Standings, despite a fervent protest
from Texas coach Mack Brown and Longhorn fans.
The Longhorns claimed that because they defeated OU head-to-head, they
deserved to go to the Big 12 title game - despite the fact they also lost to
Texas Tech, which created the three-way tie.
On the last week of the regular season, Texas fans even paid for a flyover
in Stillwater before the Bedlam game to remind voters of Texas' 45-35 win
over OU in the Cotton Bowl.
Nevertheless, the Sooners went on to beat Missouri in Kansas City, Mo., to
win their unprecedented third-consecutive Big 12 championship.
Apparently, that victory is still not being acknowledged in Austin.
Said one school official to the Statesman, "We beat both teams (OU and North
Division winner Missouri). I thought that (championship game in Kansas City)
was for the runner-up spot."

April 7, 2009 2:00 PM
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/big12/0-8...-12-title.html
Posted by ESPN.com's Tim Griffin
Texas got a lot of notoriety the last few days after the media noticed that
somebody had placed a designation inside the team room showing the school
considered it had won the 2008 Big 12 title -- with an asterisk.
Mack Brown announced he would take the designation down on Monday,
apparently clearing up that matter of interior decorating and room decor.
But Texas officials have decided to pay assistant coaches and several key
support people like they won the championship.
The Austin American-Statesman reported that Texas athletic director DeLoss
Dodds received permission from Texas president William Powers Jr. and the
university's men's athletic council to pay $44,000 in bonuses that are
called for when the football team wins a conference title.
The Longhorns earned a three-way share of the Big 12 South division title
with Oklahoma and Texas Tech. The Sooners advanced to the championship game
through a tiebreaker, despite losing to the Longhorns earlier in the season.
Texas Tech beat Texas to account for the Longhorns' loss.
"I think this was the right decision," Powers told the American-Statesman.
"A flip of a coin basically deprived them of the ability to earn that part
of their compensation."
The Statesman reported that the coaches had already pocketed bonuses of nine
percent of their base salaries for the Longhorns' playing in a BCS bowl.
Interestingly, Brown did not share in the largesse of the extra bonuses for
Texas' "championship."
Brown, whose base pay is $2.91 million per year, could have pocketed an
extra $150,000 -- $50,000 for claiming the South title and another $100,000
for winning the Big 12 title game.

 
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

:smiley_abve:

Red River football: Texas claims Big 12 championship with an * By Jake
Trotter
Published: April 5, 2009
http://www.newsok.com/red-river-foot...adlines_widget
The Texas Longhorns still won't concede the 2008 Big 12 championship.
Prominently displayed on a wall inside Texas' Moncrief-Neuhaus training
facility is a list of the Longhorns' Big 12 and South Division
championships.
According to the Austin American-Statesman, the Longhorns have included 2008
among their Big 12 championships - with an asterisk.
Last season, OU edged out Texas and Texas Tech for the South title in a
three-way tie determined by the BCS Standings, despite a fervent protest
from Texas coach Mack Brown and Longhorn fans.
The Longhorns claimed that because they defeated OU head-to-head, they
deserved to go to the Big 12 title game - despite the fact they also lost to
Texas Tech, which created the three-way tie.
On the last week of the regular season, Texas fans even paid for a flyover
in Stillwater before the Bedlam game to remind voters of Texas' 45-35 win
over OU in the Cotton Bowl.
Nevertheless, the Sooners went on to beat Missouri in Kansas City, Mo., to
win their unprecedented third-consecutive Big 12 championship.
Apparently, that victory is still not being acknowledged in Austin.
Said one school official to the Statesman, "We beat both teams (OU and North
Division winner Missouri). I thought that (championship game in Kansas City)
was for the runner-up spot."

April 7, 2009 2:00 PM
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/big12/0-8...-12-title.html
Posted by ESPN.com's Tim Griffin
Texas got a lot of notoriety the last few days after the media noticed that
somebody had placed a designation inside the team room showing the school
considered it had won the 2008 Big 12 title -- with an asterisk.
Mack Brown announced he would take the designation down on Monday,
apparently clearing up that matter of interior decorating and room decor.
But Texas officials have decided to pay assistant coaches and several key
support people like they won the championship.
The Austin American-Statesman reported that Texas athletic director DeLoss
Dodds received permission from Texas president William Powers Jr. and the
university's men's athletic council to pay $44,000 in bonuses that are
called for when the football team wins a conference title.
The Longhorns earned a three-way share of the Big 12 South division title
with Oklahoma and Texas Tech. The Sooners advanced to the championship game
through a tiebreaker, despite losing to the Longhorns earlier in the season.
Texas Tech beat Texas to account for the Longhorns' loss.
"I think this was the right decision," Powers told the American-Statesman.
"A flip of a coin basically deprived them of the ability to earn that part
of their compensation."
The Statesman reported that the coaches had already pocketed bonuses of nine
percent of their base salaries for the Longhorns' playing in a BCS bowl.
Interestingly, Brown did not share in the largesse of the extra bonuses for
Texas' "championship."
Brown, whose base pay is $2.91 million per year, could have pocketed an
extra $150,000 -- $50,000 for claiming the South title and another $100,000
for winning the Big 12 title game.



That's right ... so it's all good now ... the Texas coaches get their bonuses for winning the big 12 and the Oklahoma players get their bonuses for winning the big 12 title. Everyone is happy.
 
That's right ... so it's all good now ... the Texas coaches get their bonuses for winning the big 12 and the Oklahoma players get their bonuses for winning the big 12 title. Everyone is happy.

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Coach Ferentz said the players will be suspended from spring practice and must perform community service. Their return to the team will be based on additional criteria, he said.
"It was very disappointing to learn of the behavior of our three players last night," Ferentz said in a statement.
According to a University of Iowa Department of Public Safety complaint, James Ferentz, Zachary Derby and Tyler Christensen, all 19 years old, were arrested at about 2 a.m.
Derby, a redshirt freshman tight end from Iowa City, and Christensen, a redshirt freshman fullback from Belmond, according to a campus police report, tried to pick a fight with an off-duty University of Iowa police officer in the Old Capitol Parking Ramp.
The officer, who wasn't identified, called for backup.
During the incident, Ferentz, a redshirt freshman offensive lineman, came out of the parking lot yelling and stumbling, according to reports.
Officers suspected the three had been drinking.
Christensen refused a breath test. Derby gave two tests that registered his blood-alcohol content at 0.207 and 0.211 and Ferentz blew a 0.160. The legal limit for driving in Iowa is 0.08.
They were taken to the Johnson County Jail.
Ferentz was also arrested in October for possession of alcohol under the legal age. He later pleaded guilty and paid a fine.
According to the Johnson County clerk's office, Ferentz and Derby pleaded not guilty and are scheduled to appear in court for a bench trial on May 8.
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That's right ... so it's all good now ... the Texas coaches get their bonuses for winning the big 12 and the Oklahoma players get their bonuses for winning the big 12 title. Everyone is happy.

Nice deflection onto the OU program, Kyle. You're like Federer at the net...MONEY.

Wouldn't expect anything more or less from a UT fan. :shake:

MNC is between UT and Florida right off the top; time for Mack to get it done again, no? Expect a rather large chip on UT's shoulder out of the gate due to LY's perceived slight and some early covers as long as the lines are within reach.

Also wanted you to know...got some Del Taco in front of me right now...Spicy Jack Quesadilla.
 
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