You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge. I got a gat that is pointed at ya ass, so give it up smooth ain't know telling when I'm down for a jack move. Shit I'm a bad mothafucka and you know this, haha, yeah right. Here's the picks.
Central Florida +10.5 at Missouri at -109, risk 327 to win 300
My favorite bet of the day, fucking UCF is winning this game. I know how they play up front, fucking tough ass mothafuckas, and you can go ahead fucking Matty Mauck, do it if you can baby, doubt it. Yeah Mizzou they like to run it. And UCF found a qb in the 2nd half of that Penn St game, Holman kicked ass in the 2nd half for UCF, so okay, shit you give me 10.5 points, fuck I'm taking it bitch.
East Carolina +9.5 at Va Tech, at -105, risking 315 to win 300
I can see the letdown from a mile away, ha anybody can, but this is an obvious play, and then ECU always plays Va Tech, N Carolina, all those teams tough, fuck it is a rumble every time, single digit game always. Single digits, yep, fucking just book it bitch.
Boise St -16.5 at Uconn, -106, risking 318 to win 300
Fuck that Whitmer guy for Uconn at qb he is a big bitch, he can't throw the ball at all, and he is the qb now. Ha I was watching him and I was thinking man you throw like my mom bitch, fucking put something into that pussy haha. Fuck play like an airplane and just jet, and keep ya blood pressure low, cuz I'm afraid of the show, and ya too nervous to go.
Kansas at Duke, at -105, risking 315 to win 30
Know explanation, fuck it is Kansas baby.
Arkansas -1, at +102 risking 294.12 to win 300
Ha didn't even put Texas Tech in my bet, for good reason they can't win this shit, fuck no way. Gimme the Razorbacks bitch.
Okay, here are the rest of my bets, but these are in my parlay, and they are gonna win me 30k, so fuckin bitch, this is what I need, have all these previous straight bets, but have a parlay big one with these. Fucking big one, like a 30 k winner, get this shit, so yeah need it, I'm fucking broke ass, so here we go baby.
100 bucks on a 9 team parlay, to win 31 k or so, around there
Central Fla +10.5
ECU +9.5
Boise -16.5
Duke -13.5
Ark Pk
OU -21
UCLA -7
ASU -15
Zona -18
Oh yeah Comptons in the mothafuckin house right now, bitch, I gotta get something else on here.
Central Florida +10.5 at Missouri at -109, risk 327 to win 300
My favorite bet of the day, fucking UCF is winning this game. I know how they play up front, fucking tough ass mothafuckas, and you can go ahead fucking Matty Mauck, do it if you can baby, doubt it. Yeah Mizzou they like to run it. And UCF found a qb in the 2nd half of that Penn St game, Holman kicked ass in the 2nd half for UCF, so okay, shit you give me 10.5 points, fuck I'm taking it bitch.
East Carolina +9.5 at Va Tech, at -105, risking 315 to win 300
I can see the letdown from a mile away, ha anybody can, but this is an obvious play, and then ECU always plays Va Tech, N Carolina, all those teams tough, fuck it is a rumble every time, single digit game always. Single digits, yep, fucking just book it bitch.
Boise St -16.5 at Uconn, -106, risking 318 to win 300
Fuck that Whitmer guy for Uconn at qb he is a big bitch, he can't throw the ball at all, and he is the qb now. Ha I was watching him and I was thinking man you throw like my mom bitch, fucking put something into that pussy haha. Fuck play like an airplane and just jet, and keep ya blood pressure low, cuz I'm afraid of the show, and ya too nervous to go.
Kansas at Duke, at -105, risking 315 to win 30
Know explanation, fuck it is Kansas baby.
Arkansas -1, at +102 risking 294.12 to win 300
Ha didn't even put Texas Tech in my bet, for good reason they can't win this shit, fuck no way. Gimme the Razorbacks bitch.
Okay, here are the rest of my bets, but these are in my parlay, and they are gonna win me 30k, so fuckin bitch, this is what I need, have all these previous straight bets, but have a parlay big one with these. Fucking big one, like a 30 k winner, get this shit, so yeah need it, I'm fucking broke ass, so here we go baby.
100 bucks on a 9 team parlay, to win 31 k or so, around there
Central Fla +10.5
ECU +9.5
Boise -16.5
Duke -13.5
Ark Pk
OU -21
UCLA -7
ASU -15
Zona -18
Oh yeah Comptons in the mothafuckin house right now, bitch, I gotta get something else on here.