Joe Public
Gabibbo's Finest
Today was really my first even close to day back in the game after a good 11 weeks of not seeing any football and, quite honestly, I sucked out loud.
1-5, though there was a small ML parlay in there. But yow.
I didn't see every game, even a majority of them, that probably won't actually happen until at least next weekend (when I may be in Vegas) or certainly the week after when I get back home to the Ticket.
But I did see some things, some of which might be already all to obvious to many of you.
First, this f**king Colts team is begging to lose. Begging. I didn't play Pittsburgh last week, but probably would have and I'd have had my lunch money taken. But this team is going to drop a game very, very soon, hopefully there will be some value in going the other way.
Second, please let Chicago play a team with a good passing game next week so I can bet against them.
KC sucks and I bet them.
Cincy sucks and my Eagles couldn't beat them. And goddammit, if f**king Donovan doesn't stop smiling when he, personally, has turned the ball over four times in a game and he has to jog off the field after another failed third down conversion, my head is going to pop off.
I knew I should have hopped on that Denver train today. I just felt that wouldn't be playing it as safe as I should have been. Good call to those who had the balls for it.
I was stupid to play the over in the night game tonight, this was the second meeting between these teams, outside, in the cold, with Tony Romo just getting back and the Skins having a good secondary. That was just stupid.
Apparently the Jags suck. This one I even could have tried to middle at half via the iPhone, but laid off based on my s**tty morning and the thought of, 'they're up by double digits for crying out loud, it should be fine.' Ugh.
I thought Tennessee was begging to lose a game last week, that played into that bet, and maybe the letdown happens next week, but now I feel like I'm betting on the come rather than capping the game on the board.
Laid off SF, probably shouldn't have, laid off the over in Seattle which I'm glad about because I saw that 48.5 and went 'too high.' That no-play is really almost as good as a win, honestly.
Somehow both Gus Ferrotte and Kerry Collins are starters in this league on good teams. Somehow Ryan Fitzpatrick clawed out a tie with the Eagles.
What almost happened to Charger bettors today could have been the single worst beat since 30 years ago today when Giants ML bettors took and entire fist up their *ss thanks to Herm Edwards and perhaps the greatest play in Eagle history.
Somebody list me out four teams in each conference who can:
a. run the ball
b. win on the road
c. stop the run
Give me those and those will be the teams you bet the rest of the way.
The Raiders are miserable, the Lions are scouting WRs in the draft, and motherf**ker, the Browns need a break tomorrow night.
That is just a small bit of what I saw today, you?
1-5, though there was a small ML parlay in there. But yow.
I didn't see every game, even a majority of them, that probably won't actually happen until at least next weekend (when I may be in Vegas) or certainly the week after when I get back home to the Ticket.
But I did see some things, some of which might be already all to obvious to many of you.
First, this f**king Colts team is begging to lose. Begging. I didn't play Pittsburgh last week, but probably would have and I'd have had my lunch money taken. But this team is going to drop a game very, very soon, hopefully there will be some value in going the other way.
Second, please let Chicago play a team with a good passing game next week so I can bet against them.
KC sucks and I bet them.
Cincy sucks and my Eagles couldn't beat them. And goddammit, if f**king Donovan doesn't stop smiling when he, personally, has turned the ball over four times in a game and he has to jog off the field after another failed third down conversion, my head is going to pop off.
I knew I should have hopped on that Denver train today. I just felt that wouldn't be playing it as safe as I should have been. Good call to those who had the balls for it.
I was stupid to play the over in the night game tonight, this was the second meeting between these teams, outside, in the cold, with Tony Romo just getting back and the Skins having a good secondary. That was just stupid.
Apparently the Jags suck. This one I even could have tried to middle at half via the iPhone, but laid off based on my s**tty morning and the thought of, 'they're up by double digits for crying out loud, it should be fine.' Ugh.
I thought Tennessee was begging to lose a game last week, that played into that bet, and maybe the letdown happens next week, but now I feel like I'm betting on the come rather than capping the game on the board.
Laid off SF, probably shouldn't have, laid off the over in Seattle which I'm glad about because I saw that 48.5 and went 'too high.' That no-play is really almost as good as a win, honestly.
Somehow both Gus Ferrotte and Kerry Collins are starters in this league on good teams. Somehow Ryan Fitzpatrick clawed out a tie with the Eagles.
What almost happened to Charger bettors today could have been the single worst beat since 30 years ago today when Giants ML bettors took and entire fist up their *ss thanks to Herm Edwards and perhaps the greatest play in Eagle history.
Somebody list me out four teams in each conference who can:
a. run the ball
b. win on the road
c. stop the run
Give me those and those will be the teams you bet the rest of the way.
The Raiders are miserable, the Lions are scouting WRs in the draft, and motherf**ker, the Browns need a break tomorrow night.
That is just a small bit of what I saw today, you?