Random hockey thread

[Teapot9]

First and foremost...... this is clearly the sharpest forum on the entire site... honestly it really is.... well done guys....

secondly, just post random NHL stuff here. I don’t want to make new threads for everything....

Watching the NHL on a brand new 65” with a soundbar and surround sound directly behind me.... this is awesome... also I didn’t know DD was in Canada... thot it was Timmy H or bust....

 

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[Teapot9]

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Great stuff

 

[mrpickem]

CBJ C Mikko Koivu Announces Retirement | Columbus Blue Jackets

Sixteen-year veteran registered 206-505-711 in 1,035 career NHL games with the Blue Jackets, Minnesota Wild

www.nhl.com

 

[gsro]

Digging these helmets tonight.

 

[gsro]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1360014377261404160

 

[gsro]

surprise, surprise...Stammer is hurt again

 

[Teapot9]

surprise, surprise...Stammer is hurt again

What’s his deal recently??
Also @KJ i bet you could get a couple martinis in Jody Jackson and go to town after a Yotes game

 

[KJ]

What’s his deal recently??
Also @KJ i bet you could get a couple martinis in Jody Jackson and go to town after a Yotes game

She's what you'd expect I guess, not my cup although a couple drinks an a talk could change that. She does Dbacks too, I've met her only once. Reminds me of my mom if she was young and somewhat attractive. As in the personality is the same, probably fun to watch Dazed and Confused with over pizza and beers. Funny, I thought she was soo hot when I moved here but I was 23...she's got an Alice Cooper looking thing going on now. I prefer brunettes anyway lol.

 

[Teapot9]

She's what you'd expect I guess, not my cup although a couple drinks an a talk could change that. She does Dbacks too, I've met her only once. Reminds me of my mom if she was young and somewhat attractive. As in the personality is the same, probably fun to watch Dazed and Confused with over pizza and beers. Funny, I thought she was soo hot when I moved here but I was 23...she's got an Alice Cooper looking thing going on now. I prefer brunettes anyway lol.

Loved this. She seems like the classic divorced Scottsdale woman. Has a couple at happy hour and picks her prey for the evening.

 

[Teapot9]

Or those MILFy real estate agents you see on the billboards I went to school with the daughter of one who allegedly was passed around by the mid 90s Blackhawks on the regular.

 

[KJ]

I don't know if she smokes but her voice and skin suggests she does. If not she's got some splaining to do...turn off here but you get it, she's maybe a 6.5 in Scottsdale other than the sports gig. At this age I'm out of the judge category though.

 

[gsro]

What’s his deal recently??
Also @KJ i bet you could get a couple martinis in Jody Jackson and go to town after a Yotes game

Has the rona,

but he’s always hurt. Glad he got a cup though, dude is so talented just bad luck with injuries and he trains with one of the best, Gary Roberts.

 

[Teapot9]

@pb278817 brutal way for Jets to lose

 

[Teapot9]

Laine got popped right on the button.

 

[Teapot9]

Hawks passing sucks tonight

 

[Teapot9]

If Laine gets an assist he’ll get the GHHT

 

[Teapot9]

Any chance of an Avalanche in Vegas tonight???

 

[gsro]

Galchenyuk on waivers
Byron on waivers

 

[gsro]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1363227880516427784

the fucking views I tell ya

 

[gsro]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1363220760798633987

 

[gsro]

even better, I wish they would do all ODR games with backdrops but i'm sure we'll be back at fenway, yankee stadium etc. again for the revenue....this just looks stellar

 

[Teapot9]

@KJ whats up with Todd Walsh? He’s off tonight. But I scratch my head when I watch him. Seems weird as fuck.

 

[Teapot9]

That was a bullshit question they asked the kid from SJ. Watch the interview but please watch the fight he took. Mad respect. Foligno called ref because it was over and that was the class move after two hitters.

 

[Teapot9]

Montreal is the most arrogant franchise I swear

 

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Montreal is the most arrogant franchise I swear

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They've been a bunch of arrogant, cheap-shotting douchebags for a long time. It's in their blood.

Back in the day, us cowboys out west here loved to see these froggy punks get their clocks cleaned.

Claude Lemieux epitomized the franchise in the 80's/90's...chirpy little prick who would turtle when someone wanted to drop the mitts.

 

[Teapot9]

What a night for Brady Tkachuk, gets 6 jimmies knocked out, scores 2 goals so far, and a fight.... needs the apple for the GHHT

 

[Teapot9]

Cannots have given up 4 unanswered goals

 

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even better, I wish they would do all ODR games with backdrops but i'm sure we'll be back at fenway, yankee stadium etc. again for the revenue....this just looks stellar

Yep, saw someone suggest having it on a barge on Lake Michigan or lake Ontario

Lake louise would be perfect

Weren't they gonna do one in vegas in front of Caesars or something?

 

[guaranteeed]

Cannots have given up 4 unanswered goals

Was so bad

 

[guaranteeed]

Montreal is the most arrogant franchise I swear

Can't cause of covid now, but it's the fact that they think they need an elaborate pre game ceremony every fucking game

 

[gsro]

Yep, saw someone suggest having it on a barge on Lake Michigan or lake Ontario

Lake louise would be perfect

Weren't they gonna do one in vegas in front of Caesars or something?

yup, they wanted to do Vegas on the strip then that was cancelled...then they wanted to go to the mountains up there which would be slick. Lake Louise makes so much sense with the battle of Alberta. Alas, Bettman sometimes can't find the door when it's right infront of his face.

 

[Teapot9]

Best of luck everyone tonight!!!
I’m taking a break from posting my plays for superstitious reasons.
But I’ll be sure to let you know how much I lose.

 

[Teapot9]

I have seen enough of PK Subban can we fucking healthy scratch his ass .

It may be worth trading a draft pick to get the God Damn Kracken to get this mother fucking bum of the mother fucking team

Cp

 

[Teapot9]

If the games ended right know I’d be down, significantly.

 

[Teapot9]

devils winner
Hawks first goal winner
Hawks first to 2 goals winner
CBJ loser
Bruins loser
Flames loser
Panthers winner
Hawks/CBJ over 2.5 loser
Habs/Jets over 6 winner
Habs loser

 

[Teapot9]

5-4 tonight

I also bet the Mavs +13.5 live and they lost by 14

 

[Teapot9]

Canadian sports TV is always pushing a cause

 

[Teapot9]

If @Fab14 beloved Cannots can tie this game I’m hammering Oilers

 

[pb278817]

Best of luck everyone tonight!!!
I’m taking a break from posting my plays for superstitious reasons.
But I’ll be sure to let you know how much I lose.

The posting jinx is real

 

[Teapot9]

The posting jinx is real

I’ll keep it real all the time. Post my losers just like my winners and come clean if I don’t post. “No cap in my rap I’m the truth”

 

[Teapot9]

If the Nucks tie this game I’m going to hammer Edmonton

 

[Teapot9]

Check out what I found on the golf course

 

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@Sammy Meatballs would say you should put your left nut on the Kraken season win total Over.

 

[Teapot9]

@Sammy Meatballs would say you should put your left nut on the Kraken season win total Over.

I’m definitely hitting that hard when it comes out

 

[Teapot9]

My Labatt swag has arrived

 

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My Labatt swag has arrived

 

[Teapot9]

Teed’s boy #88 got his 400th career Gino tonight.... currently 5-1 at 1901 W Madison