Joe Public
Gabibbo's Finest
Again, people who need people are the luckiest people in the world.
So don't be d*cks, help a Joe out and hopefully he can help you out too.
NFC EAST
The Philadelphia Eagles
(We might as well start with the best team in all of football, right? I mean, anything else would be uncivilized.)
I only have two questions about this team, and they're more specific than some of my other ones on other teams.
1. Will Andy let Marty M. call the same type of balanced games he did for Jeff Garcia rather than what Andy has done for seasons with Donovan?
1a. I'm less worried about the Birds' receivers than some, I think Kevin Curtis is going to have a pretty big year.
2. Can they finally, FINALLY, stop the run?
Dallas
Their defense will actually be better this year, true or false.
Tony Romo will take a step back this year, true or false.
Washington
Do they actually have an offensive line? Is that 50 year old guy still on their team and starting in the trenches? (OK, OK, I know that second one isn't true.)
Their secondary should be monsterous, but can they get any pressure on the QB.
Is Jason Campbell really only one step above a Tavaris Jackson and just another version of a Joey Harrington waiting to happen?
NYG
Is this offensive line any good? I'm not convinced it is.
Is this secondary still going to get beat up on?
AFC NORTH
GB
Can they run the football and is this O-line any good?
How has their defense looked in preseason?
Detroit
How's their offensive line, I like this team to score a lot of points this year--BUT not if they can't keep Kitna off his *ss.
Is their defense even close to marginal?
Chicago
Could their defense actually be better this year than it was last?
Can Rex put up 17 a game, does anybody think they'll need more?
Minnesota
I thought this offensive line was going to be very good last year, was I a year early or am I just wrong entirely?
And their defense is going to be . . . ?
NFC SOUTH
TB
I'm not convinced they really have a QB, am I wrong?
I'm not really convinced they have an O-line either, am I wrong there, too?
Anybody seen anything from their defense that makes you think it's going to be anything other than older and not so good?
Carolina
They're changing to zone blocking on the line this year, do they have the guys to do it?
Is their once-fearsome defense too old now?
Can the put points on the board? This team feels like a mess to me.
Atlanta
Talk about a mess, forget the QB situation, they're going away from zone blocking this year, that requires basically getting new O-linemen which they haven't done. How can they possibly be expected to run the ball this year?
Can this team win six games?
NO
Is Jaamal Brown healthy on the O-line?
Why am I not sold on their defense?
NFC WEST
Seattle
Will they be able to run the ball? Losing Hutch last year killed them.
There defense is (choose one): average, better than average, nothing to worry about if you're an opponent.
SF
Am I the only one who thinks Alex Smith takes a step back this year?
I know zero about their defense, what am I missing?
St. Louis
Is their offensive line settled? I feel like it is, but I want to be sure.
I feel like their defense is going to be much improved this year, true or false?
Arizona
Have they finally started to fix their O-line? I don't mean tried to do it, I mean, can these guys play?
Do they have a D-line? Is that where they're going to lose games?
So don't be d*cks, help a Joe out and hopefully he can help you out too.
NFC EAST
The Philadelphia Eagles
(We might as well start with the best team in all of football, right? I mean, anything else would be uncivilized.)
I only have two questions about this team, and they're more specific than some of my other ones on other teams.
1. Will Andy let Marty M. call the same type of balanced games he did for Jeff Garcia rather than what Andy has done for seasons with Donovan?
1a. I'm less worried about the Birds' receivers than some, I think Kevin Curtis is going to have a pretty big year.
2. Can they finally, FINALLY, stop the run?
Dallas
Their defense will actually be better this year, true or false.
Tony Romo will take a step back this year, true or false.
Washington
Do they actually have an offensive line? Is that 50 year old guy still on their team and starting in the trenches? (OK, OK, I know that second one isn't true.)
Their secondary should be monsterous, but can they get any pressure on the QB.
Is Jason Campbell really only one step above a Tavaris Jackson and just another version of a Joey Harrington waiting to happen?
NYG
Is this offensive line any good? I'm not convinced it is.
Is this secondary still going to get beat up on?
AFC NORTH
GB
Can they run the football and is this O-line any good?
How has their defense looked in preseason?
Detroit
How's their offensive line, I like this team to score a lot of points this year--BUT not if they can't keep Kitna off his *ss.
Is their defense even close to marginal?
Chicago
Could their defense actually be better this year than it was last?
Can Rex put up 17 a game, does anybody think they'll need more?
Minnesota
I thought this offensive line was going to be very good last year, was I a year early or am I just wrong entirely?
And their defense is going to be . . . ?
NFC SOUTH
TB
I'm not convinced they really have a QB, am I wrong?
I'm not really convinced they have an O-line either, am I wrong there, too?
Anybody seen anything from their defense that makes you think it's going to be anything other than older and not so good?
Carolina
They're changing to zone blocking on the line this year, do they have the guys to do it?
Is their once-fearsome defense too old now?
Can the put points on the board? This team feels like a mess to me.
Atlanta
Talk about a mess, forget the QB situation, they're going away from zone blocking this year, that requires basically getting new O-linemen which they haven't done. How can they possibly be expected to run the ball this year?
Can this team win six games?
NO
Is Jaamal Brown healthy on the O-line?
Why am I not sold on their defense?
NFC WEST
Seattle
Will they be able to run the ball? Losing Hutch last year killed them.
There defense is (choose one): average, better than average, nothing to worry about if you're an opponent.
SF
Am I the only one who thinks Alex Smith takes a step back this year?
I know zero about their defense, what am I missing?
St. Louis
Is their offensive line settled? I feel like it is, but I want to be sure.
I feel like their defense is going to be much improved this year, true or false?
Arizona
Have they finally started to fix their O-line? I don't mean tried to do it, I mean, can these guys play?
Do they have a D-line? Is that where they're going to lose games?