Madrid and Rome

[KJ]

Figure it's best to just do a thread, probably should make it a Summer tennis thread

Sinner just got broken by a scrub

Going to bet him live game to game the rest of the match, when he loses a point on serve it's double up time. Doubt he gets broken again today. Time to lay it.

 

[KJ]

He's been broken twice yet still up 4-2 in the first set

This is a great match for plus money bettors. 5 of the first 6 games have been breaks of serve

 

[KJ]

Sinner has gotten broken 3 times by a guy named Pavel

How he's up 6-2, 1-2 is beyond me but this match is made for live betting

 

[KJ]

Struff live ML +135 1.5*

Going to be a complete fad of Alcaraz this Summer, he's peaked

 

[KJ]

Tough beat, loved the 3rd set TB but maybe Alcaraz is the next Joker when it comes to tie breaks.

It's a Sinner's world though, time to embrace it

 

[B.A.R.]

Getting to be that time ...

 

[cubsker]

Was a hell of a women's final yesterday

 

[CPA-hole]

Was a hell of a women's final yesterday

That was tremendous. I was hoping someone else saw it.

 

[cubsker]

That was tremendous. I was hoping someone else saw it.

I caught it on delay on tennis channel. Was so good, I kept it on for the entire 2nd and 3rd sets.

 

[KJ]

Was a hell of a women's final yesterday

Missed it with all the other shit going on but been hoping they'd replay at some ungodly hour that I'm awake this week, but Rome comes on at 2am

 

[KJ]

So difficult for me to figure clay out which is nuts considering 80% of the world considers this normal

Riding FAA live +160 down 4-5 first set

Great form and no reason to think the Aussie is any better. 50/50 match for me

 

[KJ]

Tennis Channel doing us a disservice showing the JAP/CHN women's match as opposed to the N American/Aussie men's match

Leggggoooo FAA!

 

[KJ]

3rd set o9.5 in FAA/DeMinaur

I think there has only been two break points in this match. Gets to 4-4 we win!

 

[B.A.R.]

Saw thread title and thought this was a Gurv vacation thread in GD.

 

[KJ]

Saw thread title and thought this was a Gurv vacation thread in GD.

I woke up at 1am and now this is where we are

 

[KJ]

FAA break to love out of nowhere, this set's going deep

 

[KJ]

Got to ten games thankfully

I'm all about meditation and mental health. This broadcast delivered in that respect

 

[KJ]

Coco v Badosa makes betting on heads or tails seem like you have an edge

Coco could win 6-2 6-2 or might have 6 double faults in the first game

 

[KJ]

Coco/Badosa o21.5 -105 is a 5*

Just a bunch of ways this doesn't end up easy for either of them

 

[pressitup]

Paula!

 

[KJ]

Need Coco to win 4 games for this over to cash

Paula doing Paula, Coco doing Coco things equals 12 games so far

 

[KJ]

If Coco just abandoned her first serve and did second serves all match she would beat everyone outside of Sabalenka and Iga

 

[KJ]

Over is in

Betting on Coco matches is a true wild card. Badosa overs not so much.

This is painful to watch. Her first serves aren't close to clearing the net

 

[KJ]

Could really use Miss Piggy to close this set out now

 

[KJ]

This chick on the Tennis Channel is a f'n smoke show

 

[KJ]

God Taylor Townsend is fat

 

[KJ]

Danielle Collins looks hotter than I remember

Like Jodi Arias hot since we know she's psycho

 

[KJ]

Danielle Collins is hot AF until she talks

 

[CPA-hole]

Danielle Collins is hot AF until she talks

She's playing well but she's a whack job.

 

[CPA-hole]

Iga/Sabalenka 11:00 am est for an encore from last week in Madrid.

 

[KJ]

She's playing well but she's a whack job.

Crazy that she's hanging them up after this year

Never see someone do that in their prime...because she wants to have kids? Adopt or buy on the open market lol. You're a freaking top level tennis player

 

[CPA-hole]

Crazy that she's hanging them up after this year

Never see someone do that in their prime...because she wants to have kids? Adopt or buy on the open market lol. You're a freaking top level tennis player

She's never had the success that she's having now has she?

 

[KJ]

She's never had the success that she's having now has she?

No and she's never looked more attractive

 

[KJ]

Insert whatever barb but she's insanely hotter than she was a couple years ago

 

[CPA-hole]

Insert whatever barb but she's insanely hotter than she was a couple years ago

No she's definitely easy on the eyes.

 

[KJ]

No she's definitely easy on the eyes.

I remember watching her for the first time and thinking she would want to kick me in the teeth

She's evolved

 

[KJ]

Need to do the Preakness in a few minutes