Houston Cougars and Kansas State Wildcats
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KSUVOLS4LIFE
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KSUVOLS4LIFE
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vegas and bar,
ksu will have a decent chance at getting a bowl at 6-6....i'll try to breakdown stuff for ya
offense
josh freeman should have a breakout year after making a big improvement from frosh to sophomore year....however he no longer has 1st team AA jordy nelson to throw to.....we return almost all of a below average line, but with a full offseason to work together, i would say this should be a stronger part of our offense and should help the fairly slow freeman with pocket time (tackles usually struggle against speed DE's)
as for our rb's, our number 1 coming into this season is junior leon patton, who resembles darren sproles to a degree with his speed in the open field...however he doesnt hit the hole well and sometime plays for the corner run instead of breaking back upfield and getting the guaranteed 3-4 yards while taking a hit....he was suspended in the summer for some legal troubles and my guess is he misses at leat 1-2 games...our backup/possible starter would have been a stud JC player out of mississippi in daniel thomas (a big back), but word is he wont qualify
as for recievers, we have speedy deon murphy coming back, but he needs to reduce his drops and become more consistent game in and game out, back ups will probably be all JC transfers and we have a variety in speed, size, but none have a great combo of all skills. This position could develop into a strength, but it is an unknown right now (we have plenty to choose from)....we have a good pass catching te returning in jeron mastrud, but he lacks great blocking skills, soph lamark brown could play te this year after moving from wr and he would be a solid pass catcher (rivals 100 player out of HS), we need someone to step up as a solid run blocker
Defense-
best player on our team is ian campball, and he is returning to de after playing outside lb in the 3-4 (we are moving back to 4-3, thank god)....he is a possible big 12 defensive player of the year and has a great motor and skill set....other parts of the line are very undefined, but we have a great JC DT coming in in Daniel Calvin....he could be our best DT in the last 5 - 10 years
LB's could be our best unit....Antwoon Moore is great in pass rush can cover a te or rb, UVA transfer Olu Hall is a jr. and will probably be our best overall lb....reggie walker has a chance to be solid with his great speed on the outside, but his tackling skills need vast improvement as well as his occasional take a play off mindset
db's should be improved as our best corner is coming off a suspended season in josh moore, as a frosh was our best corner by the end of the season, look for JC transfers blair irvin and dustin bell to make an immediate impact with speed and ball playing abilities...irvin is a former minor league baseball player
Special Teams- lost our all big 12 punter, but have top JC punter George Pierson coming in so i dont figure to lose much here, K Brooks Rossman should be improved after 22/28 season...
kick returner/punt returner deon murphy is among best in nation and paired with blair irvin, or leon patton, this group should be deadly
My Overall Unit Rankings:
QB- 7/10- Freeman has a chance to be special, but no proven depth
RB- 5/10- Patton can be successful, but need a power back btw the tackles to pair with him, patton cant take 20 carries a game
OL- 7.5/10- Return basically everyone from a suspect line, but should be improved by finally not having another turnover from graduation, depth shouldnt be much of an issue
WR/TE- 6.5/10- Hardest group to judge, as so much depends on talented JC transfers, TE has pass catching ability, but not much blocking talent
DL- 7/10- This high just because of Ian Campball on the outside and Daniel Calvin on inside, depth is a BIG ISSUE
LBS- 8/10- Our best unit period...have many playmakers and if they stay healthy could be among best units in big 12....IMO
DB's- 6.5/10- Returning Josh Moore helps, but loss of last years starting cb's hurts....also lost FS marcus watts...has talent but has trouble in man coverage, safeties have hard time in past covering over the top on the deep ball
ST's- 9/10- We have one of the best units in the nation every year....return game is dominant, kicking is solid, but could use improvement on kickoff return coverage (this keeps the unit from being higher)
Schedule-
North Texas (H)- Win
Montana St. (H)- Win (HC Prince dropped Fresno St. to avoid loss)
Louisville (A) - loss (terrible on road, and pass happy louisville should test our unfamiliar secondary
Louisiana-Lafayette (H)- Win
Texas Tech (H) - Loss - Dont have o or d to stay with them
Texas A & M (A) - Win - IMO we have great chance to win this game in we can control their run game
Colorado (A) - Loss - Darell Scott will run all over us, and they are gunning for us this year after we kicked their ass last yr
OU (H) - Loss
KU (A) - Loss - G**Damnit
Mizzou (A) Loss
Nebraska (H) - Loss - Couldnt stop their O last yr, dont see much improvement this yr with Ganz back for a full yr
Iowa State (H) - Win - if we lose two in a row to them i will kill myself
I predict based on worst likelihood in these predictions....My best gut prediction is 6-6, We will the three gimmies, iowa state, and at least 2 from louisville, colorado, a & m, nebraska...
Prince needs a winning season to keep his job, as he used a huge influx of JC players (at least 15 will make it to school) and by dropping Fresno State since we knew would probably lose.....i see the 6-6 record getting Prince fired, and we go after a coach with ties to KState such as Jim Leavitt from South Florida
ksu will have a decent chance at getting a bowl at 6-6....i'll try to breakdown stuff for ya
offense
josh freeman should have a breakout year after making a big improvement from frosh to sophomore year....however he no longer has 1st team AA jordy nelson to throw to.....we return almost all of a below average line, but with a full offseason to work together, i would say this should be a stronger part of our offense and should help the fairly slow freeman with pocket time (tackles usually struggle against speed DE's)
as for our rb's, our number 1 coming into this season is junior leon patton, who resembles darren sproles to a degree with his speed in the open field...however he doesnt hit the hole well and sometime plays for the corner run instead of breaking back upfield and getting the guaranteed 3-4 yards while taking a hit....he was suspended in the summer for some legal troubles and my guess is he misses at leat 1-2 games...our backup/possible starter would have been a stud JC player out of mississippi in daniel thomas (a big back), but word is he wont qualify
as for recievers, we have speedy deon murphy coming back, but he needs to reduce his drops and become more consistent game in and game out, back ups will probably be all JC transfers and we have a variety in speed, size, but none have a great combo of all skills. This position could develop into a strength, but it is an unknown right now (we have plenty to choose from)....we have a good pass catching te returning in jeron mastrud, but he lacks great blocking skills, soph lamark brown could play te this year after moving from wr and he would be a solid pass catcher (rivals 100 player out of HS), we need someone to step up as a solid run blocker
Defense-
best player on our team is ian campball, and he is returning to de after playing outside lb in the 3-4 (we are moving back to 4-3, thank god)....he is a possible big 12 defensive player of the year and has a great motor and skill set....other parts of the line are very undefined, but we have a great JC DT coming in in Daniel Calvin....he could be our best DT in the last 5 - 10 years
LB's could be our best unit....Antwoon Moore is great in pass rush can cover a te or rb, UVA transfer Olu Hall is a jr. and will probably be our best overall lb....reggie walker has a chance to be solid with his great speed on the outside, but his tackling skills need vast improvement as well as his occasional take a play off mindset
db's should be improved as our best corner is coming off a suspended season in josh moore, as a frosh was our best corner by the end of the season, look for JC transfers blair irvin and dustin bell to make an immediate impact with speed and ball playing abilities...irvin is a former minor league baseball player
Special Teams- lost our all big 12 punter, but have top JC punter George Pierson coming in so i dont figure to lose much here, K Brooks Rossman should be improved after 22/28 season...
kick returner/punt returner deon murphy is among best in nation and paired with blair irvin, or leon patton, this group should be deadly
My Overall Unit Rankings:
QB- 7/10- Freeman has a chance to be special, but no proven depth
RB- 5/10- Patton can be successful, but need a power back btw the tackles to pair with him, patton cant take 20 carries a game
OL- 7.5/10- Return basically everyone from a suspect line, but should be improved by finally not having another turnover from graduation, depth shouldnt be much of an issue
WR/TE- 6.5/10- Hardest group to judge, as so much depends on talented JC transfers, TE has pass catching ability, but not much blocking talent
DL- 7/10- This high just because of Ian Campball on the outside and Daniel Calvin on inside, depth is a BIG ISSUE
LBS- 8/10- Our best unit period...have many playmakers and if they stay healthy could be among best units in big 12....IMO
DB's- 6.5/10- Returning Josh Moore helps, but loss of last years starting cb's hurts....also lost FS marcus watts...has talent but has trouble in man coverage, safeties have hard time in past covering over the top on the deep ball
ST's- 9/10- We have one of the best units in the nation every year....return game is dominant, kicking is solid, but could use improvement on kickoff return coverage (this keeps the unit from being higher)
Schedule-
North Texas (H)- Win
Montana St. (H)- Win (HC Prince dropped Fresno St. to avoid loss)
Louisville (A) - loss (terrible on road, and pass happy louisville should test our unfamiliar secondary
Louisiana-Lafayette (H)- Win
Texas Tech (H) - Loss - Dont have o or d to stay with them
Texas A & M (A) - Win - IMO we have great chance to win this game in we can control their run game
Colorado (A) - Loss - Darell Scott will run all over us, and they are gunning for us this year after we kicked their ass last yr
OU (H) - Loss
KU (A) - Loss - G**Damnit
Mizzou (A) Loss
Nebraska (H) - Loss - Couldnt stop their O last yr, dont see much improvement this yr with Ganz back for a full yr
Iowa State (H) - Win - if we lose two in a row to them i will kill myself
I predict based on worst likelihood in these predictions....My best gut prediction is 6-6, We will the three gimmies, iowa state, and at least 2 from louisville, colorado, a & m, nebraska...
Prince needs a winning season to keep his job, as he used a huge influx of JC players (at least 15 will make it to school) and by dropping Fresno State since we knew would probably lose.....i see the 6-6 record getting Prince fired, and we go after a coach with ties to KState such as Jim Leavitt from South Florida
RetroVK
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KSUVOLS4LIFE
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no prob...feel pretty shitty about my cats this year...
KSUVOLS4LIFE
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i think there is a great chance this happens, especially if they are 4-7 or worse going into the last game
aplous
Donkey Hater
Agreed.
Might be the 1st time since graduating that I wont be back for a game, w/ KU and MU on the road....would love to see TTech though.
Prince is infatuated w/ Freemand and really thinks he is Byron Leftwich....our best target is gone (Jordy), last year's starting RB got arrested last week (Patton)...though we landed a bomb freshman that just got eligible, from Florida.
6-6 would be good, 7-5 would be excellent. We play well as a road pup sometimes, esp. early on (see Auburn last year)....we could def. hang at L-ville on 9/17.
broadwayjoe
May 5Dimes MLB 2nd place
on the surface houston appears to have lost a lot, with a first year coach and losing their best player by far in aldridge, but i look for them to have a very similar year and possibly even better. alridge is replaced with ganaway, who doesn't really compare, but he's not new to the field and has played decent in his appearances. the disparity will be helped by an experienced line and one more year of experience for both qbs (which i'm guessing they'll go with again). they also don't plan to change much in terms of gameplan offensively.
broadwayjoe
May 5Dimes MLB 2nd place
both qbs have reportedly had a good spring...
the cougar defense returns four starters to what was a good secondary last year, which is obviously critical in this conference. they lost two lbs, but from what i've read that won't matter at all as their replacements might even be better and are both upperclassmen...pretty much the same defense that ranked #1 in conference last year with another year of experience.
not many tests in terms of schedule strength that vary from last year, so i am expecting 8 wins again for this squad if they keep their secondary healthy. i plan on capping them the same as i did last year.
the cougar defense returns four starters to what was a good secondary last year, which is obviously critical in this conference. they lost two lbs, but from what i've read that won't matter at all as their replacements might even be better and are both upperclassmen...pretty much the same defense that ranked #1 in conference last year with another year of experience.
not many tests in terms of schedule strength that vary from last year, so i am expecting 8 wins again for this squad if they keep their secondary healthy. i plan on capping them the same as i did last year.
broadwayjoe
May 5Dimes MLB 2nd place
basically think they'll be undervalued early with the weight given to aldridge, avery, and harvey and coach briles leaving, but the offense won't lose as much as people (and hopefully the books) think imo. strong defense and strong o-line will take them to another bowl
broadwayjoe
May 5Dimes MLB 2nd place
kstate seems like a very fickle, unpredictable team this year....don't know how they respond with all the pressure to win now. they will have depth though, particularly on defense. i agree 6-6 is likely and i won't try to match a post like the one above, but i agree with pretty much everything ksuvols said...lack of talent at the skills position and a pretty good defense. team should play desperate though (based on prince's hotseat) which could make for some difficult-to-cap events. louisville should be a good early test because if they can't move the ball on louisville, well fuck. very good post ksuvols
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Kansas State was very fickle last year as well. I would stay away from them.
RetroVK
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Funny writeup on kstate from longhorn blog barkingcarnival....
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2008 Kansas State Football Preview: State of The Union
August 11th, 2008 by Scipio Tex
Last year I predicted that KSU would go 6-6 and win three or four conference games. They won three conference games and finished 5-7. Yet none of their fans praised me as a raving Wildcat optimist. This year I’ll continue my unabashed Wildcat optimism and predict two or three conference wins and a 6-6 finish. That way when they go 5-7 again, they can refer back to this preview and know that I really, really like them.
Ron Prince is now 12-13 at KSU. The Cats lost their last four contests in 2007 surrendering an average of 49.5 points per game. Including a 42 point loss to a Nebraska team being coached by an infinite number of monkeys holding a finite number of laminated play sheets. Seizing quickly on that momentum, athletic director Bob Krause extended Prince’s contract through 2012 to drive off the inevitable suitors from Appalachian St and Elon. Rest easy, Cats - two more cycles of JUCO classes assured! In an effort to aid their bowl eligibility, KSU bought out a home game with Fresno State and replaced them with Montana State. Harvard and Yale now breathe easy that The Game will remain the sole battle of academic powerhouses to capture the nation’s attention. Crisis averted, New Haven.
I cannot get around the fact that KSU beat the dogshit out of us in 2007, a result that we’ll look back on in twenty five years and puzzle over like Ordinary People beating Raging Bull for Best Picture in ‘80. In any event, KSU has our number. The ugly bitch won’t stop calling. Leaving crazy messages on the bedroom answering machine that we forgot to mute as we stare wistfully at the BCS hottie reclasping her bra and collecting her purse to leave. Another Purple Kitty cock block.
Coach Prince continues his paranoid co-dependency with QB Josh Freeman, who had an improved sophomore campaign. Freeman reined in the interceptions and he proved effective in operating KSU’s three yards and cloud of dust passing game. He also bought an Ab Roller. All told, he threw for 3353 yards and 18 TDs. Unfortunately for Freeman, Jordy Nelson, who had a dominating 2007, caught 11 of those TDs and almost half of those yards. He’s gone.
This offseason, Josh Freeman joined an elite fraternity. Catching Freeman unaware at Panera Bread, Sam Keller and Ron Powlus bathed him in chloroform, blindfolded him, and spirited him away in the back of a unmarked white van. After initiating him in their rites, they forced peyote down his throat and told him to walk to Wabunsee on a vision quest. Late that evening, exhausted and ready to quit as if it were the early 3rd quarter of an important game, Freeman was visited by Beano Cook, The Ghost of Corpulent Present. Beano bequeathed upon him a great relic - the Wristband of Perpetual Disappointment - annointing him as the most talented shitty player in college football. Freeman can still smell Chad Henne’s sweat on it.
Prince had his own revelatory experience. Sometime in late October, 2007 Prince looked in a mirror and said,”Bloody Jordy!” three times. What he saw utterly terrified him: his 2008 depth chart and three wins.
In response, Prince placed an ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine and went out to the JUCOs to sign 19 mercenaries. Among them: Rivals 4 stars like Aubrey Quarles, Ulla Pomele and Daniel Calvin; a Gurkha, two French Legionnaires, an Italian Condottieri, three Hessians, five Blackwater contractors, a Numidian cavalryman, and Boba Fett. If KSU goes 4-8 this year, the mercenaries have it in their contract that they can leave and overthrow Equatorial Guinea. Next year, Prince is specifically targeting Varangians and German landsknecht.
Beware his grappling hook, Reesing!
Taking JUCOs isn’t bad for the KSUs of the college football world per se. Snyder had great success with them, but his core guys - the Terrence Newmans and Mark Simoneaus- were four year guys. JUCOs are useful supplements, they shouldn’t be the main diet. Ron Prince doesn’t want to take the time to shop and cook dinner so he shovels community college fast food down his throat to tide him over. It’s a short term fix and it will catch up to him - if not on the football field, certainly on the police blotter. Prince clearly needs the JUCOs to make major contributions immediately to stave off disaster, but there is an undeniable adjustment period. You have to wonder how quickly these guys will adjust to KSU’s easier academics. I know his recruits from Santa Rosa Community College played in the brutal Pinot Noir League of Northern California, but I suspect there will be some adjustments to Division I football as well.
People often mock Manhattan as a second rate community in the middle of nowhere existing solely to serve a third tier university which is the backup school for Pittsburg St applicants, but this isn’t true. I consulted Wikipedia. There are a number of sites of interest. First, I’d like to remind you that Aggieville is home to the longest continuously-operating Pizza Hut in the world. Additionally, Manhattan has The Sunset Zoo which features animals exotic as Tabby cat, Airedale, Elliott the Raccoon, happy donkey, and Kevin the black-tailed prairie dog. The Marianna Kistler Beach Museum of Art is not on a beach and it houses mainly dogs playing poker interpretative pieces and Perry Edward Smith watercolors, but it does bear a striking resemblance to a Drees home in the Dallas suburbs. In a style I like to call Poly Blend Nouveau Middle-Class. It can be yours for only $379,500. Media room and window treatments convey.
Tragically, I also learned that a tornado touched down in Manhattan on June 11, 2008. On behalf of Barking Carnival, I want to offer my sincere sympathies. Our prayers are with you. Even the dubious Islamic and Methodist ones. To give you some scale of the damage, here’s a picture of Manhattan after the tornado:
You can see the extent of the destruction. Thirty-one homes were destroyed. Several businesses and Kansas State sustained heavy damage.
Here’s a picture of the same area before the tornado:
On K-State’s campus, several buildings sustained significant damage and the Wind Erosion Laboratory was destroyed by the tornado’s winds. I say again, the Wind Erosion Laboratory was destroyed by the tornado’s winds. Back to the drawing board, Wildcat science. This fact is possibly even more amusing than an art museum airlifted from an Addison gated community.
Ian Campbell is KSU’s defensive tornado though last year he was a very mild breeze. After a dominant 2006 at DE, he did nothing in 2007 (4.5 sacks, 11 TFL) while playing OLB in KSU’s new 3-4 defense. So naturally he was voted 1st team All-Conference again. The print media is a sharp bunch. After a year of experimentation, KSU is back to the 4-3 again. First, they’ll need to make up.
I don’t know what I was thinking, baby - you’ve always been the one for me. The 3-4 meant nothing. Look at me. Please, just look at me. Don’t be this way. Will you take me back by the Louisville game? Girl, I’ll never cover the center with a nose-tackle again. I promise.
The KSU reasoning for the switch is that it’s better to have three LBs who can’t tackle rather than four. By decreasing the number of players missing by 33%, you increase the theoretical chances of hitting. It’s all very Popperian. If it seems confusing, that’s exactly the kind of indecision the scheme is meant to promote. You don’t know what direction they’ll be missing from, Maclin! Projecting starters on defense is folly outside of a few positions as many of the incumbents will be overtaken by incoming JUCO players in the next month. And by overtaken, I mean chased out on to the prairie and repeatedly stabbed.
KSU does have a capable safety combination in Gary Chandler - the 2007 Big 12 Defensive Newcomer of the Year - and Chris Carney, who led the team in interceptions. Like many surnames, Carney is reflective of the community’s primary industry. Expect big impacts and immediate starting gigs from highy rated JUCO talent such as DT Daniel Calvin, CB Blair Irvin and MLB Ulla Pomele. Kansas St will not be without athletes. They will look damn good getting off of the bus. If the JUCOs don’t hijack it and demand it be driven to Conakry.
On offense, we’ve covered Josh Freeman and most of the league will cover his WRs. So no need to cover them again. Deon Murphy is a very gifted all-purpose guy and he makes KSU’s special teams incredibly dangerous. As dangerous as Elliott the Raccoon if he gets into the possum habitat. JUCO Aubrey Quarles is a massive talent - he scored 10 TDs in three games at WR before breaking a collarbone in his sophomore year. TE will be Jeron Mastrud, who is a blocker, eligible receiver, and a word scramble condiment.
The OL was improved over the course of the year and they do return four starters. Alessana Alessana, the tackle so nice they named him twice, is back. Prince still controls him with neuromuscular blocking agents, a snow globe, and by playing upon his primitive fears of losing his mana in a typhoon, but I really feel like this is the year Alessana x 2 breaks out as a player…and eats a grounds crew. We’re pulling for you, noble savage.
Leon Patton returns at TB after a summer theft conviction proving that he will take more than the defense gives him. He’s another speed guy and at 5-7, 185 he’s not really built to take a steady pounding. A fact both of his cellmates took into consideration this summer by giving him Tuesdays off.
Last year, I compared KSU’s future to Jack Nicholson’s predicament in The Shining when he was in the wintry maze seeking to axe his son. Uh, wots he gonna axe him? just thought the Wildcat fans. Never mind.
My point is that what looks appealing can change meaning quickly with the appropriate context. Even a single word can alter everything. With respect to Ron Prince and the KSU program that word is….
TRAAIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!
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2008 Kansas State Football Preview: State of The Union
August 11th, 2008 by Scipio Tex
Last year I predicted that KSU would go 6-6 and win three or four conference games. They won three conference games and finished 5-7. Yet none of their fans praised me as a raving Wildcat optimist. This year I’ll continue my unabashed Wildcat optimism and predict two or three conference wins and a 6-6 finish. That way when they go 5-7 again, they can refer back to this preview and know that I really, really like them.
Ron Prince is now 12-13 at KSU. The Cats lost their last four contests in 2007 surrendering an average of 49.5 points per game. Including a 42 point loss to a Nebraska team being coached by an infinite number of monkeys holding a finite number of laminated play sheets. Seizing quickly on that momentum, athletic director Bob Krause extended Prince’s contract through 2012 to drive off the inevitable suitors from Appalachian St and Elon. Rest easy, Cats - two more cycles of JUCO classes assured! In an effort to aid their bowl eligibility, KSU bought out a home game with Fresno State and replaced them with Montana State. Harvard and Yale now breathe easy that The Game will remain the sole battle of academic powerhouses to capture the nation’s attention. Crisis averted, New Haven.
I cannot get around the fact that KSU beat the dogshit out of us in 2007, a result that we’ll look back on in twenty five years and puzzle over like Ordinary People beating Raging Bull for Best Picture in ‘80. In any event, KSU has our number. The ugly bitch won’t stop calling. Leaving crazy messages on the bedroom answering machine that we forgot to mute as we stare wistfully at the BCS hottie reclasping her bra and collecting her purse to leave. Another Purple Kitty cock block.
Coach Prince continues his paranoid co-dependency with QB Josh Freeman, who had an improved sophomore campaign. Freeman reined in the interceptions and he proved effective in operating KSU’s three yards and cloud of dust passing game. He also bought an Ab Roller. All told, he threw for 3353 yards and 18 TDs. Unfortunately for Freeman, Jordy Nelson, who had a dominating 2007, caught 11 of those TDs and almost half of those yards. He’s gone.
Prince had his own revelatory experience. Sometime in late October, 2007 Prince looked in a mirror and said,”Bloody Jordy!” three times. What he saw utterly terrified him: his 2008 depth chart and three wins.
In response, Prince placed an ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine and went out to the JUCOs to sign 19 mercenaries. Among them: Rivals 4 stars like Aubrey Quarles, Ulla Pomele and Daniel Calvin; a Gurkha, two French Legionnaires, an Italian Condottieri, three Hessians, five Blackwater contractors, a Numidian cavalryman, and Boba Fett. If KSU goes 4-8 this year, the mercenaries have it in their contract that they can leave and overthrow Equatorial Guinea. Next year, Prince is specifically targeting Varangians and German landsknecht.
Beware his grappling hook, Reesing!
Taking JUCOs isn’t bad for the KSUs of the college football world per se. Snyder had great success with them, but his core guys - the Terrence Newmans and Mark Simoneaus- were four year guys. JUCOs are useful supplements, they shouldn’t be the main diet. Ron Prince doesn’t want to take the time to shop and cook dinner so he shovels community college fast food down his throat to tide him over. It’s a short term fix and it will catch up to him - if not on the football field, certainly on the police blotter. Prince clearly needs the JUCOs to make major contributions immediately to stave off disaster, but there is an undeniable adjustment period. You have to wonder how quickly these guys will adjust to KSU’s easier academics. I know his recruits from Santa Rosa Community College played in the brutal Pinot Noir League of Northern California, but I suspect there will be some adjustments to Division I football as well.
People often mock Manhattan as a second rate community in the middle of nowhere existing solely to serve a third tier university which is the backup school for Pittsburg St applicants, but this isn’t true. I consulted Wikipedia. There are a number of sites of interest. First, I’d like to remind you that Aggieville is home to the longest continuously-operating Pizza Hut in the world. Additionally, Manhattan has The Sunset Zoo which features animals exotic as Tabby cat, Airedale, Elliott the Raccoon, happy donkey, and Kevin the black-tailed prairie dog. The Marianna Kistler Beach Museum of Art is not on a beach and it houses mainly dogs playing poker interpretative pieces and Perry Edward Smith watercolors, but it does bear a striking resemblance to a Drees home in the Dallas suburbs. In a style I like to call Poly Blend Nouveau Middle-Class. It can be yours for only $379,500. Media room and window treatments convey.
Tragically, I also learned that a tornado touched down in Manhattan on June 11, 2008. On behalf of Barking Carnival, I want to offer my sincere sympathies. Our prayers are with you. Even the dubious Islamic and Methodist ones. To give you some scale of the damage, here’s a picture of Manhattan after the tornado:
You can see the extent of the destruction. Thirty-one homes were destroyed. Several businesses and Kansas State sustained heavy damage.
Here’s a picture of the same area before the tornado:
On K-State’s campus, several buildings sustained significant damage and the Wind Erosion Laboratory was destroyed by the tornado’s winds. I say again, the Wind Erosion Laboratory was destroyed by the tornado’s winds. Back to the drawing board, Wildcat science. This fact is possibly even more amusing than an art museum airlifted from an Addison gated community.
Ian Campbell is KSU’s defensive tornado though last year he was a very mild breeze. After a dominant 2006 at DE, he did nothing in 2007 (4.5 sacks, 11 TFL) while playing OLB in KSU’s new 3-4 defense. So naturally he was voted 1st team All-Conference again. The print media is a sharp bunch. After a year of experimentation, KSU is back to the 4-3 again. First, they’ll need to make up.
I don’t know what I was thinking, baby - you’ve always been the one for me. The 3-4 meant nothing. Look at me. Please, just look at me. Don’t be this way. Will you take me back by the Louisville game? Girl, I’ll never cover the center with a nose-tackle again. I promise.
The KSU reasoning for the switch is that it’s better to have three LBs who can’t tackle rather than four. By decreasing the number of players missing by 33%, you increase the theoretical chances of hitting. It’s all very Popperian. If it seems confusing, that’s exactly the kind of indecision the scheme is meant to promote. You don’t know what direction they’ll be missing from, Maclin! Projecting starters on defense is folly outside of a few positions as many of the incumbents will be overtaken by incoming JUCO players in the next month. And by overtaken, I mean chased out on to the prairie and repeatedly stabbed.
On offense, we’ve covered Josh Freeman and most of the league will cover his WRs. So no need to cover them again. Deon Murphy is a very gifted all-purpose guy and he makes KSU’s special teams incredibly dangerous. As dangerous as Elliott the Raccoon if he gets into the possum habitat. JUCO Aubrey Quarles is a massive talent - he scored 10 TDs in three games at WR before breaking a collarbone in his sophomore year. TE will be Jeron Mastrud, who is a blocker, eligible receiver, and a word scramble condiment.
The OL was improved over the course of the year and they do return four starters. Alessana Alessana, the tackle so nice they named him twice, is back. Prince still controls him with neuromuscular blocking agents, a snow globe, and by playing upon his primitive fears of losing his mana in a typhoon, but I really feel like this is the year Alessana x 2 breaks out as a player…and eats a grounds crew. We’re pulling for you, noble savage.
Leon Patton returns at TB after a summer theft conviction proving that he will take more than the defense gives him. He’s another speed guy and at 5-7, 185 he’s not really built to take a steady pounding. A fact both of his cellmates took into consideration this summer by giving him Tuesdays off.
Last year, I compared KSU’s future to Jack Nicholson’s predicament in The Shining when he was in the wintry maze seeking to axe his son. Uh, wots he gonna axe him? just thought the Wildcat fans. Never mind.
My point is that what looks appealing can change meaning quickly with the appropriate context. Even a single word can alter everything. With respect to Ron Prince and the KSU program that word is….
TRAAIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!
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